https://www.trailerloop.de/movies/star-trek-3#trailer_1922
Anyone have a fucking login?
She looks strong, but is she independent?
holy shit q
>>63603216
Can she suck my dick with her parrot beak vagina is a better question
>dat young Jean Luc Picard
Legit hyped
>>63603319
reminder that we WILL see a horrible TNG reboot in our lifetime with the data equivalent to angsty JJtrek spock
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW JEW JEW ABRAMS RUINED MY CHILDHOOD WAH WAH WAH ABLOO ABLOO
fuck off.
fuck yes tuvix is back
somebody fucking upload it to somewhere else
>>63603444
Give the Triple what he wants.
Was that really Spock Two?
>dat Riker cameo
interest piqued
>>63603475
BEHOLD, THE DAWNING OF A NEW ERA
Fffuuuuuu
Was that a Borg Cube at the very end?
come on Yuropoors, upload it somewhere
>>63603393
>Jason Statham as Picard
>Michael B Jordan as Worf
>Lena Dunham as Troi
>Zac Effron as Riker
>Brianna Wu as Dr. Crusher
>Tyler Perry as Geordi
>Melissa McCarthy as Tasha Yarr
>Tom Hardy as Wesley
Tried registering for the site twice, but no luck. I NEED this.
>>63603576
>Jason Statham as Picard
>implying it won't be James McAvoy because Americans would be confused why young Patrick Steward looks different now
>>63603612
McAvoy would be a good choice based on looks.
Too bad his accent sucks and he has no presence
>>63603628
>mcavoy
>no presence
This battle with Cisko and Picard was unexpected.
>>63603721
>cisko
>>63603721
I didn't expect Michael b. Jordan to have such presence aspicardbut that was impressive.
how long until JJ shoehorns Q into his movies? i'm sure john de lancie would be interested, no meme intended
>>63603770
He meant crisko
How come Simon Pegg got a role in this and in Star Wars? He's horrible and not even Jewish
>>63603795
There's a Godfather in every universe.
>>63603169
How the hell do I watch it?
>>63603628
>MFW I hate McAvoy and Salsa Stark accents, and I have to deal with both of them in Apocalypse
>>63603851
Count to 11, spit on the floor, turn around three times and scream widdershins
>>63603802
'e injects dat funni bri'ish comedy loyke guvnah pip pip tally ho!
>>63603851
This is troll thread
>>63603851
New EU regulations require a Muslim migrant in every home, so EU captchas now require someone to input a quote from the Q'ran to be approved
>>63603851
Apparently you need to register and log in, but It looks fishy because I haven't watched any trailer of 1.2 or 1.5 GB.
>>63603905
No, it is not.
>>63603927
Well meme'd my friend
>>63603893
>tfw i'm german and i can rarely tell if an accent is authentic or not
This is completely legit.
https://twitter.com/CaptainChaotika
Trailer is that big because it's an uncompressed Cinema trailer.
What we need to figure out is how to dump it and mirror it.
>>63604018
screenies from trailer?
Webm?
Gif?
Just watched it, it's shit.
Don't ask me to upload.
>>63604045
It's not about authenticity, kraut.
It's that their natural accents are total shit.
I'd be better if they learned how to put on a different accent all together.
Forever.
>>63604074
screenshot Borg cube pls
>>63604074
pls upload senpai
Haha is this mirror mirror universe confirmed?
This movie is gonna be insane
>>63604045
I'm mexican and can easily identify them, McAvoy natural accent is barely acceptable, but his american accent is just wrong, Sansa both natural and american accents are horrible, maybe she just has a unbearable voice.
>TMNT 2 looks fun
>This looks better than than the first 2
not a bad week
>>63604154
>>63604143
reeeeeeee
gibs me dat
YUROPOOR BACKSTABBING US, WHO COULD`VE TOUGHT
UPLOAD!!!!!
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>63603169
Same species?
Jem'Hadar confirmed
>>63603689
nice try mr tumnus
Is this a legit troll thread?
Havent seen this for the the other two movie trailers.
>>63604477
MAYBE Jem'Hadar, but not certain. Girls looks like a Romulan/Andorian hybrid.
>>63604539
The trailer's legit, we're just trying to get it.
>>63604539
I can't figure it out either.
>>63603319
Sauce?
>>63604584
>>63604477
there is not White tube.
>>63604602
reee
>>63604432
Those half-dindus almost destroyed the universe. Plus, they ran like faggots.
>>63604680
Go back to reddit, faggot.
>>63604704
Don't be a hater, bro.
UPLOAD THIS BITCH TO MEGA OR WHATEVER
FUCKING HELL
Come on Yuropoors, dont do this to us.
>>63604865
>>63604819
this is painful
>>63604947
for you
True Warriors will upload !
this is the gayest most pahtetic thread in the history of tv
kill yourselves
just uploaded to a.b.mom if anyone wants
>>63605023
i uploaded to u.r.mom yesterday
>>63605023
Post the link you turbonigger
>>63605023
No usenet access. please mirror on Mega or some shit.
>>63605095
reeeeeee
You fagets are unbelievable. Atleast post some fucking screenshots.
>>63605163
it's fake you dumb cuk nigger
>>63605163
check you're inbox
It has Beastie Boys Sabotage.
>>63605246
Its not. Its an uncompressed theatre version. The guy that posted these screenshots on twitter has seen it.
HOLY FUCK Q IS REALLY IN IT
>>63605314
So did the first Abrams Trek, didn't it? When young Kirk steals the car.
>>63603576
Nah, Troi will be Ariel Winter. Marina Sirtis will play Lwaxana.
>>63605345
REKEKTION
Holy shit Darth Vader is still alive.
>>63605340
no, you're mistaken
>>63605095
OK, just finished uploading to the /tv/ FTP. Done for tonight, enjoy the trailer everyone.
>>63603169
How am i suppose to watch this shit you fucking cock smocker?
>>63605731
what??
>the last Star Trek movie came out nearly three years ago
Where has the time gone?
>>63605731
Nice
Thanks f4m
Speeds are nice
Had no issue logging in after about 15 min wait time
>>63603169
Jesus, what a crap trailer
Real Star Wars is dead and Jew Jew is pissing on the grave
>>63605731
Waiting...
>>63606069
worth it bro
the wait is real
enough time to get your body ready
>>63606122
Don't lie to me, doubs
>>63605731
What is the /tv/ FTP and how do I go about accessing it?
It's been forever since I've used FTP
>>63606225
delete system 32
>>63606243
thanks senpai
>>63605902
>Before post-ironic memeing took over
>Fedora reaction images in every thread
>Man of Steel hate threads
>People still trying to figure out Prometheus
>No one had ever heard of anything called "The Fappening"
The only things I remember from 2013 are 4chan and film related. I literally cannot remember anything else that happened to me that year. Pretty great year though desu
>>63603576
>Tom Hardy as Wesley
This would actually be an improvement
>>63606677
post election year politics go dead
still waiting
>>63603576
>Tyler Perry as Geordi
>>63603169
Today, OP is a faggot
Is the /tv/ ftp same as the /g/ ftp?
>>63607308
>>63607434
It's fake. There are enough dedicated Trekkies on here that at least someone would be posting webms and screens of actually significant bits if this was real
IT'S REAL!
https://twitter.com/CaptainChaotika/status/676118675330609152
FOLLOW HIM SO HE UPLOADS IT
>>63603169
damn, i would beyond her alright
>>63603169
Thanks Justin Ching Chong Lin and JewJew Abrahams
>>63608213
He isn't going to share it. Forget about it.
>>63607696
Its real. See title sequence anbc Enterprise shot.
>>63608213
>letting an attention seeking furry have attention
No thanks
>>63606062
10/10 top kek
>>63605345
>perfect natural god given young breasts industrially steamrolled
Don't remind me, you're making me sick.
wonder where lin will shoehorn this guy in
>>63603169
>look! It's another alien race that looks exactly like a human with facepaint! We didn't even bother with shitty prosthetics!
How Lazy can a franchise get?
>>63607696
There's no such thing as dedicated Trekkies nowadays.
Everyone's pretty much done.
If we can believe the twitter user who's been putting up pictures, then this is the piece of music playing in the trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
Pray to God.
Pray to Trump.
Pray to moot for all I care.
But pray people. Pray.
Star Trek was always Star Drek.
It never actually dealt with any important issues, just more science fantasy for people too stupid to fathom space travel outside of naval metaphors.
>>63609077
>It never actually dealt with any important issues
all they ever did was deal with important issues
>just more science fantasy for people too stupid to fathom space travel outside of naval metaphors
pretentious rhetoric is pretentious
>>63609077
babbys first attempt at a critique
>>63609077
>literally the entire series of DS9 was about the slavery of an entire race
>every other episode of TNG was about equality or space politics or slavery
>TOS dealt with race issues under the guise of alien crap
>never actually dealt with any important issues
Isn't Idris Worf? Or a vulcan?
>>63609279
>we have to support israel i mean bajor because the nazis i mean cardassians were mean to them :(((
>dealing with important issues
Where can I watch this?
>>63609332
Isn't he playing the villain?
>>63609332
hes just generic black guy
>>63609153
>>63609173
More drekkers.
The entire series is predicated on stupidity. There was not one single real scientific issue brought up in the entire series, and all the sociological matters actually condone multiple mindless idiotic prejudices (see: all the aliens, "colonizing" planets, AI, clones, warfare in space, the list goes on). So Star Wars contribution to television was... slavery?
It sucked, and the worst part are the drekkers who think the series was intelligent, probably because they are illiterate.
>>63609343
>Bajorans fight the Cardassians through terrorism
Cardassia is Israel, Bajor is Palestine.
It was 2deep4you all along.
>>63609385
bite your tongue!
>that scene where Uhura fights a tribble colony
Shit looked intense
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y6U19Eh.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>63609385
JUDAS!
>>63603319
>young picard
Wouldn't that make him over a hundred years old by the time of TNG?
>>63609390
Please go back to Star Wars threads
You stupid shitheads should know no one has seen the trailer yet, everyone in this thread is just making stuff up. When its out youll know.
>>63609539
time travel gobbledygook
>>63609051
>trying even harder to make Star Trek appeal to normies/casuals
It's not gonna happen, Paramount. Just let it go.
>>63609015
>We didn't even bother with shitty prosthetics
They clearly did, though. She's clearly wearing a smooth version of the classic "Wrinkly Forehead Alien" get-up.
>>63609612
>>63609077
>[unreasonable opinion]
>>63609153
>>63609279
[unreasonable rebuttals]
>tfw always caught between people who want to hold network television to the standards of novels and people who want Morality Plays In Space to be treated like a discourse on ethics
>>63609397
This. Anyone seeing the Bajorans as Space Jews is picking it up all wrong.
>>63609632
You would have thought they hit Rock Bottom when they hired fucking Lindelof.
But leave it up to Paramount to take a sledge hammer to the floor and dig into a whole new Hollow Earth world of bullshit.
>>63609632
What killed me was in Into Darkness when Spock and Khan fight on top of those flying garbage trucks in a Star Wars/capeshit-like sequence.
They even had Spock (who may be half-Vulcan but certainly can't do superhero stunts) jump UP onto one and land perfectly like he could use the Force or some shit.
>>63609397
and the dominion was USA
>>63609875
Ketracel-white is hamburgers.
>>63609875
>muh founders/founding fathers
>>63609812
>Spock is the key to all of this.
To me it was more when Kirk decided that the best course of action right outside of a black hole inside a ship, is to "blow that ship the fuck up", instead of turning around and jumping the fuck away.
Because special effects budget fuck yeah.
>>63609603
>You stupid shitheads should know no one has seen the trailer yet, everyone in this thread is just making stuff up. When its out youll know.
That's the first time on 4chan i read something looking like a YouTube's comment.
The future here is not bright.
>>63603169
HOW MANY FUCKING CAPSHIT MOVIES HOLLYWOOD IS GOING TO MAKE FOR FUCK SAKE REEEEEEEEEEE
Apparently, the guy who might share the trailer (if he gets 1000 twitter subs by tomorrow this time) doesn't know what furfag means.
https://twitter.com/CaptainChaotika/status/676143280984350720
>>63603576
>>Jason Statham as Picard
>Implying Jean Dujardin wouldn't be GOAT Captain.
>And he's actually franch, and NOT a british shakespeare-actor like Magneto and Patrick Stewart.
>getting this desperate over a trailer that's going to be everywhere in a week
Normalfags are pathetic.
just saw shitty cam version... was like was recorded in an office screening on a phone
even people in office let out audible noises when picard appeared
looking for a better version
>>63603169
Worst trailer i've ever seen. Too cheesy. Each one of these movies gets worse and worse. Needs a fucking reboot.
>>63610077
This casting would be great.
>>63609875
The ferengi are the USA
>>63610172
POST IT
Stop spewing your comments and post the fucking trailer you cunts
>>63610172
>Needs a fucking reboot.
They already did. That's what this is.
>>63610297
Trust me, you don't want to see it senpai.
>>63609812
What killed me in that scene was that Khan was running away from Spock even though at this point Khan thinks Spock just murdered all his followers.
You can't even say Khan was afraid Spock would just vaporize him with his phaser because even after the phaser gets knocked away Khan still is focused on running away and only focuses on killing Spock out of necessity.
>>63610321
I think Anon was making a joke.
>>63610321
Needs another one
>>63610217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVAwJrqhafs
>>63610332
>>63610355oh now i feel autistic
>>63603802
He used to be big in the 90s and 00s because of Spaced but he suffered a near fatal head injury on the set of Hot Fuzz that fucked him up.
what is this shit
another "fan series" garbage?
>>63610154
Post that shit, nigga.
>>63610154
>when picard appeared
How does this even work? He was born hundred years later.
>>63610428We all end up doing something autistic eventually, don't worry about it neighbour!
>>63610575
Time travel?
>>63604074
why does that saucer look like a fucking hubcap
where are the windows
am also in the camp of doubting its actually real.
>its just a bigger ship
I hate this already.
>>63604604
They were heavily genetically manipulated by the changlings/founders. This could be their original form.
>aiden gillen as Section 31
dis gon b gud
>>63610775
Nemesis, ST09, and Into Darkness have all used the "big black villain ship" trope.
Three in a row.
Jesus Christ.
obviously ambassador john luck goes back in time to look for ambassador spork
So this is basically Star Trek 4 back to earth right?
Mite b cool
>>63603794
General audiences don't even know who Q is. They know about Vulcans, Klingons, Kahn and maybe the Borg at a stretch.
So, where's the trailer, faggots?
>>63611437
on the german website linked by OP
>>63611437
>murriclaps
>>63611500
The fuck are you going on about?
>>63611475
Can't download without registering, and can't register unless you own a cinema. Ergo op is full of shit.
>>63611437
this is a b8 thread
Anyone have that LeVar Burton quote saying that Star Trek needs to stop mimicing and revisiting itself or it will be forever shit. Because that is how I'm feeling.
>>63611597
Congratulation on figuring it out
>>63603576
>Jason Statham as Picard
"Oi! Raise shields and turn on one of 'em viewscreens. These buggers won't know what'll hit them-"
"But sir-"
"SHUT YER CUNT MOUTH WESLEY"
>>63611660
>Congratulation
>>63611597
>not owning a cinema
why are you even here
>>63611597
>he doesn't have his own cinëma
lmao
>>63611738
How many cinemas do you own, friend?
>>63611738
Reddit tourists
>>63611597
>own cinema
>seen trailer
this thread is bullshit but op isn't and neither am I
AMA
>>63611800
did you make sure to clean your foreskin when you showered this morning?
>>63611779
I have 1 in Drever and 1 in Mascaletti
>>63611710
>no Slurp ma Minge
>>63611832
>2015
>having your genitals ritually mutilated in Jewish fashion
>>63611832
yes
anyone have a serious questions?
REEEEEE
JUST
GIVE
ME
THE
FUCKING
TRAILER
>>63611866
Wow. I didn't think people like you still existed in this day and age
>>63611710
Yes Worf, before Ze Germans get them.
>>63611920
Do you like your popcorn with or without butter? I'm a butterman myself.
>>63611800
Just tell us what happens in the trailer in detail. Some screenshots would also be nice
>>63611950
Butter... but it seems most suppliers/distributors are using a butter falvoured canola oil juices stuff... I have the option of both at the Mascalettti cinema
>>63611950
>"butter"
nice try amerifat
enjoy your partially-hydrogenated palm oil
>>63612036
>>63612036
>being this much of a gullible needy fuck
>>63612064
This is the very first smug pepe image I actually liked.
>>63612036
it's more of a tease
only 30 seconds
1st 20sec you wouldn't even guess it's trek
>>63612225
and what do they show?
this fucking thread
>>63612225
It's 1:25.
Good try.
>>63612380
gibe trailer and also euros
>>63612429
nein
>>63612406
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
STICKY THIS THREAD
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im hyped
>>63611779
2 in Detroit I picked up cheap, 1 in Grand Rapids and a dollar theater I built in the suburbs of St. Paul.
>>63613055
Best part of the trailer imo
>>63612986
this is the only hope.
>>63613055
Why does he wear the mask?
>>63613055
>i'm Section 31
what did he mean by this?
How the fuck did you guys let a bait/troll thread get 217 replies? There is no "leaked trailer".
>>63613209
>>63613209
Yes there is.
>>63603576
>>Tom Hardy as Wesley
This would be a massive improvement, Tom is infinitely more talented than Wil Wheaton. The only problem is it wouldn't make sense since Wesley is supposed to be a teenager and Tom is in his 30s.
>>63613209
There is but whoever has it is trying to b8 people
>>63603169
I worked in video production and can confirm this site is legit, but signing up isn't enough to access the content, it requires admin authorisation once you are proven owner of a business that requires their services. The file sizes are for distribution or editing purposes, a time I recall having to cut all the exploding airplane scenes in the iron man 3 trailer cause we had to air it on a plane program.
So once again op is legit but it doesn't help us unless someone leaks it, also these files have sneaky invisible watermarks to identify persons.
>>63613512
why dont u upload it then faggot?
Welp, the leak is dead if it existed.
https://twitter.com/CaptainChaotika/status/676170528554655744
>>63613544
I don't have it, reddit
>>63613316
No there isn't.
1. Tabloids would be over it in minutes. There is no mention as of this thread being just about six hours old
2. People would be posting screencaps. So far we have two pictures of aliens with no explicit relation to Trek, and a still of the Enterprise that looks like it was done in Maya.
3. Nobody can produce even a basic synopsis of what happened in it, and people are posting entirely conflicted information about it, like two different people claiming it has different lengths.
>>63613616
Jesus Christ..
>>63613616
>autism speaks
>>63613616
>So far we have two pictures of aliens with no explicit relation to Trek
actually the black & white faced alien is in the movie, pic related
The shot of the Enterprise looks like it came from ST:ID, however (and yes the CGI was a little too "clean" in that)
>>63613616
Here:
https://twitter.com/CaptainChaotika/media
>>63613804
kill yourself furryshit
>>63613804
Obviously a trailer exists, it just seems disingenuous to say there is a 'leaked trailer' when the actuality is that one guy leaked like 4 stills.
>>63603893
>mfw I cropped that reaction image myself, many years ago
>mfw I have no face
Never called it 'mad chink', though. That's on you.
>>63613849
>Linking to the guy linked above who shared some images
>HE MUST BE THE GUY WHO IS LINKED!
I wish my world could be as simple as yours.
>>63613881
True. I wouldn't call it a leak myself either. But the guy I replied to seem to imply that there is no proof that a leak even exists, so I sent him to the source of the images, where there's more.
>>63613938
kill yourself redditshit
>>63603927
>>63604074
nice try fag
http://www.trekbrasilis.org/2015/12/13/primeira-imagem-de-alien-em-star-trek-beyond/
>>63606182
>crewwwwwww
>>63603927
>you now remember walking out or Star Trek (2009) slightly optimistic about the franchises future, as it seemed plausible at the time that the reboot would survive and become ever so slightly appealing to the masses while remaining respectful of its origins and purpose
i want off this ride.. right after Abrams fucks up Star Wars too and both sides unite to murder him (and obv Lindelof too)
Trek has been saved by unlikely individuals/in unlikely ways before though. maybe Pegg and stereotypical cool Asian car guy will somehow work. probably not though.
>>63614864
What's with this though; Star Trek 09 and Into Darkness made a ton of money but they have no "sticking power" like other movies made since then.
Is it because of capeshit?
>>63615007
It's because they're hollow and unoriginal. Also Into Darkness was pure shit.
>>63615137
>It's because they're hollow and unoriginal. Also Into Darkness was pure shit.
Well, yes, but people still talk about unoriginal capeshits that came out 4 years ago. The have more sticking power to the masses.
>>63615192
Only when they still pumping up the sequels really. Even TDK trilogy is mostly forgotten among normies, now it's all Ben Affleck hype.
>>63603576
>Tyler Perry as Geordi
Actually that sounds legitimately good. Maybe Idris Elba could play Worf.
>>63615293
yeah, and TDKR only gets mentioned for the memes
But I still think the Star Trek reboot was finished as soon as cape movies started breaking billions.
i literally can not fucking remember the plot of star trek 2009 AT ALL
i remember into darkness had bennercunt clitobitch and MUH 9/11 but that's all
![1287268158681[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/lxZdiMU.png "1287268158681[3].png")
>>63603169
>>63615454
which brings me to another point
How come the >Oh I'm such a nerd lol XD crowd loves Star Wars and cape flicks but when you bring up Star Trek the answer is
>I'm not a virgin
even after the reboot movies
