>You fought in the Star Wars™ Episode II: The Attack of the Clones?
seriously?
>your prophecy Luke.. is to be a fat hermit sage in Star Wars™ Episode VII: The Force Awakens
really?
leia will never shit in your mouth
>>63596577
what did Luke mean by this?
>>63596597
Jkmimsapf
>>63596577
The Clone Wars? Yeah, they lasted like a couple years or something, I guess. Did it sound like something tremendous that lasted decades and brought the galaxy to its knees? Sorry, didn't mean to imply that. It was just this shitty rivalry over space taxes that nobody cared about, using droids and clones as soldiers. I don't think anybody was really invested in it, the Jedi loved cutting up droids though so I guess it was pretty fun. I fought in this cool arena one time with your father and the black Jedi cut off this guy's head, it was kinda cool.
>>63596577
>you shitposted in the bane-wars?
Yes, in fact I fought it on top of my giant blue iguana.
>>63596814
your father was the best big guy in the galaxy...and a good friend
The prequels did a good job of making Obi Wan look completely foolish and ridiculous in the OT
>>63596814
BEN?
>>63597565
yes?
