Would you watch a Sheev origin story?
>>63592774
OK I'm new here can someone please explain the terminology
>>63592774
http://youtu.be/c5KN4W7G6I8
>>63592774
>Implying there are people who wouldn't.
>>63592774
would he be played by justin beiber? if so then no
>>63592774
>young Sheev so no chance of Mcdiarmid
nope
>>63593805
lurk more
>>63592774
Yes, yes I would.
The better question is would they explain why Sheev destroyed Alderaan to stop Vader's long distance calls rather then simply dispute the costs?
Eddie redmayne as the guy from Jupiter ascending as young sheev
Nicolas cage as mid age sheev
>>63593805
Sheev is the first name of Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. His first name was revealed a few years ago in some Extended Universe story and it sounded so comically stupid that it became a meme.
Who else here peeved that Sheev won't be in the new trilogy?
We Sheeveheads need to make our power felt and boycott this shit.
No Ian, no movie.
Do you people insist on calling Palpatine Sheev because you think is a dumb/funny name? I seriously don't get with so ridiculous about the name? What kind of name should he have had?
>>63593978
He should have been named Dexter Jettster.
>>63592774
didn't they imply Sheev was several million years old?
He was around before the Republic formed
>>63593942
I bet if it was Emperor Sheev and his first name was revealed to be Palpatine you people would also think it a bad name and call him Saltine or Palpy your whatever.
>>63593978
>Sheev is a dumb/funny name
Fuck off Rebel scum
>>63593942
If his first name is EU, then it isn't canon. Gonna stop calling him sheev now and refer to him as John Palpatine.
>>63593978
He IS the senate, anon. Respect his name.
>>63593978
Luuuke
>>63593942
Is extended universe good? I don't know if I should look into it.... I don't wan't to ruin original trilogy to myself like I did when I watched star wars prequels
>>63592774
of course
but i'd really like more of mcdiarmid as sheev
>>63594018
>Palpatine Sheev
Jesus Christ that's actually much worse, what are you smoking?
>>63593978
At least it's better than Kid Fister
>>63594034
Did you not actually read my post? I think Sheev is a perfectly fine first name. It doesn't sound noble or heroic. Its short and sharp and seems suitable for the conniving manipulative person he was.
>>63594078
and his buddy Plow Poon?
>complaining about Sheev's name
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/URoRRuR'R'R/Legends
>>63594037
Read the Thrawn trilogy, it's the essentially follow up to the OT
>>63594037
the eu is really expansive so you have really good shit like Knights of the Old Republic and really shitty shit like Boba Fett escaping the Sarlacc pit.
>>63593832
it's unfortunate they decided to make these unfunny
>>63593942
its not EU though, its was part of a book published under disney
>>63594078
>>63594116
or loli cunny. that was the worst name
>>63594087
It's treason, then.
>>63594032
It was revealed in the first book released under Disney's new canon. Every book released now is canon Disney says.
The old EU is called Legends now and isn't canon.
Sheev is canon. Deal with it.
>>63594087
> I think Sheev is a perfectly fine first name
If you think its so fine then why dont you name yourself 'Sheev'?
>>63594327
>yfw some retard star wars fan actually names his kid sheev
>>63593942
More like a few months ago.
>>63594327
The same reason nobody sane legally changes their name after a fictional character.
>>63592774
No thx Disney. I would like to know why Sheev just capitulated when thrown into that shaft, why didn't he try spinning?
>>63594369
> EU reveals Palpatines name is Sheev
> Have child, name him Sheev
> EU is immediately de-canonized
> Still have a shitty kid named Sheev
>>63594537
Anakin never told him it was a good trick.
We should get a series of sith stories. If there's anything from the prequels that we should've seen more is depth in sith characters. Maul and Dooku namely, barely had shit to know about them and that was crappy.
>>63592774
No, but I would shitpost in every thread about it.
>>63592774
>that face
>>63594554
Palpatines name being Sheev is not EU, it's part of the official new canon, they got the name from Lucas himself. Why is why it's so god damned retarded
>>63594658
>Palpatine is known only by that singular name for the 30+ years of Star Wars' existence
>For some reason Disney decides to give him a first name
>Lucas comes up with it
>It's retarded
What a surprise.
>>63594711
Originally he was just The Emperor.
After the Phantom Menace he became Palpatine.
So every few decades he gets some new name.
>>63594774
What do you think his next name will be?
Malcolm? Malcolmo?
>>63592774
>looks like an old ass fuck while training
>don't they train under severe supervision when they're like 7
>yeah I look old for my age lol
What is it with star wars and really stupid names? Serious question.
>Darth Icky
>>63594845
Lucas is a manchild who likes fucking with people
>>63594808
probably some dumb shit like sveert or dingnard.
>>63594138
>really shitty shit
>not using the clone wars as the example
>>63594941
Emperor Sheev Sveert 'The Senate' Malcolm Palpatine
Emperor The Senate
>>63595046
Only part of Clone Wars that sucked was rezing Maul. Dude was as dead as dead could be. I also agree keeping Boba Fett alive was lame. Biggest fanwank character ever. He was killed in RotJ. That was the intent of the scene, he served his usefulness. Yeah he looks cool but he isn't at all an interesting character honestly Jango was a better Fett with his desire to be a father.
>>63593978
Yes because /tv/ and 4cvhan in general know how to run a meme into the ground after 5 minutes.
That word should be filtered.
>>63594032
>John Palpatine
I laughed way harder than I should've.
>People hating on the Sheevmeister
NO... NO... YOU WILL DIE!
>>63594941
>>63595053
this whole thread is gold
>>63592774
JUST 2 HOURS OF LOOPED SHEEV SPINNING
>>63595658
aRGHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030
>>63593978
His name is sheev. What's wrong with calling him sheev?
Do you go around demanding that people refer to all characters by their last name? Who the fuck would know who Organa is?
>>63594774
He was already called Palpatine in the New Hope novel. It was always his name even if it wasn't in the movies until prequels.
I would want it to be a comedy.
>>63593914
Swap em.
>>63595658
>looped
>spinning
>not spinning loops
I'd be down still f4m
>>63593942
the meme is the dichotomy of his name.
>Emperor Palpatine
sounds awesome
and he IS awesome
he's a delightful evil asshole
>Sheev
it's the fucking starwars version of "Steve".
>>63595767
>that fucking spin is actually in the game
>>63595903
>evil
Sheev did nothing wrong, just replaced a corrupt and inefficient government and put an end to the era of multiculturalism
Tom Hiddleston would be a perfect fit for Young Sheev.
>>63595980
truly, he was unstumpable.
in fact...Deathstar II didn't even get destroyed by Wedge and Lando.
it was him falling down that shaft...he just happened to hit the reactor core at the same time as they did.
dumb shits...like the whole reactor core could be destroyed so easily. Sheev gives and he takes.
>>63592774
If he killed Darth Plagueis and it was full of obscure, autistic EU, then yes.
>>63596165
He should say ironic and wink at the camera when he kills him.
>>63594018
I've always referred to him as Empy Palpy, but in an endearing way.
>>63587465
he was named senator palpatine in the '77 novelization
>>63596193
his delivery of that line deserves as oscar in rots
>>63593942
M8 it was published in Tarkin this year.
Its canon family.
>>63596090
perfect hairline, bu he is too tall
>>63597013
Who was in charge of the name? Did some fringe author just canon-name the most powerful guy in Star Wars?
>>63597030
You get shorter as you get older. I say it's a good fit.
>>63592774
>>63594537
Because it was the end of the movie. Time for Palpatine to go. Return of the Jedi was that kind of movie.
>>63595767
a little dancing, ala Rocky Horror
>>63596128
i love that idea
>>63593978
Darth Icky
>>63592774
Only if they got this guy to play young Sheev
>>63597116
Probably Lucas himself
>>63597116
Nope; Lucas himself came up with it.
The author asked him Palpatine's first name and he said "Sheev".
Just like Darths Icky and Insanius, but the writer ran with it instead of ignoring it.
The whole reason Sheev is a mémé is because it's the pinnacle of modern Lucas madness, and also clashes horribly with his aura of fear and power. It ends up making him unintentionally lovable and funny. Who can hate a guy named Sheev?
>>63592774
why the fuck did they give all this importance to the character of palpatine
>>63593942
Not canon.
It's the same "first Disney canon book" that has a reference of Darth Plagueis in it.
If Sheev is canon, than Plagueis is canon, too.
>>63594808
Sheev Malev Palpatine
Guys i really wanna read those books but i have no idea wich one to read and where i should begin. Help?
>>63592774
and at the end, we see sheev killing the former naboo councilor and taking his place and manipulating a young amidala before she became queen?
>>63595767
It could be a sitcom (sithcom) about sheev's wacky plans that he comes up with every day.
>I have a plan. If successful, I will get unlimited... COUPONS
>*laugh track*
>>63599725
Palgueis is canon. He was first talked about in Revenge of the Sith.
Sheev is not a bad name you fucking /tv/ eejits
Sheev comes from the Hindu God of Destruction - Shiva. Many Star Wars names have Sanksrit roots, Sheev as a name is perfectly fine and non-memeworthy
>>63592774
Shit yeah I would.
>>63593978
it's the most ridiculous name for him they could have come up with
i also like the fact that it sounds jewish
Sith ever having lightsabres was dumb.
>>63599825
Darth Plagueis is a good start on the Sheev Shenanigan Show
>>63592774
we would see any sith origin story for sure
>>63595046
the newer one was shit, but the 2d, tartakovski version was gold.
>>63593866
In the name of the galactic senat your dubs are under arrest
>>63594711
>>63594774
>>63595704
The Emperor's name in the first drafts of Star Wars was Cos Dashit.
Sheev is much better.
>>63594018
This. Palpatine sounds much more stupid.
>>63593866
execute dubs 66
>>63602544
COS DASHIT???
HAHAHHAHA ARE YOU SERIOUS
>>63593978
Telly Possanaygo
>>63602745
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cos_Dashit
>In the first draft, he is renamed "Son Hhat". He remains otherwise identical in speech and actions.
HAHAHAHA
>>63599725
Is this bait ?
>>63602905
Why didn't they name Sheev Cos Dashit? Cos Dashit.
>>63599278
Because he's the Emperor, that makes him a pretty important guy
Is Snoke a worse name than Sheev?
/tv/ decides
>>63598789
Movie magic has made RDJ and Tom Cruise look tall for years, it can make Hiddleston look a little shorter
>>63592774
Only if he's played by Ian again. Use that Ant Man CGI to de age him.
>>63594554
Sheev is part of the new EU. So it's canon. It's from the book 'Tarkin'.
They need to make the adventures of Sheev and Palegius's attempt to take over the galaxy in an animated sitcom in the same fashion as Pinky and the Brain.
>>63592774
Only if they make it a genuinely good political thriller.
>>63592774
>Would you watch a Sheev origin story?
Yes, as long as it deals with Sheev's political rise to power and the Sith training stuff is a side b story.
>>63607262
is bernie the new sheev?
Why is Sheev so popular? I'm genuinely curious as to why you guys like him so much.
