Cringeworthy things that have been said or happened when you were at the movies
>Watching Creed
>Bit where the girl tells Adonis they should focus on their own thing and closes the door on him
>Some teenager behind me says "friendzoned" out loud
>>63584368
Some chick cackled loudly at the two minute scene leading to "bye Felicia" in straight out of Compton. I was the only one to laugh when the white cop called ice cube a "neeger"
>Someone gets shot or killed
>Guy says, "that's gotta hurt!"
>>63584368
>see a light blue glow from the phone of a single guy
>>63585644
>character explains something
>ENGLISH PLEASE
>Some guy spills his popcorn and loudly yells "FUCK SHIT FUCK"
>>63585687
>"Now they'll all think my girlfriend was texting me"
>about to watch the new batman movie at my local theater
>some guy leaves through the emergency exit door
>lol what a weirdo
>4 minutes later he comes back in with an ar-15 and starts mowing down people around me
>im one of the only survivors
>quiet and tense moment in the movie
>a teenager in the back rip a huge echoing fart
>People clapping at the end of Iron Man 3
>People clapping at a movie in general
>Watching goosebumps
>Part where cg wolf drools onto jack black's face plays
>40 year old man screams "ewww" from the back of the theater as soon as it touches his lips
>black mass 3 weeks after premier
>fat black couple sits next to me
>black bitch makes boyfriend half her size hold her purse then falls asleep and snores
>Then watch black guy go through her purse and take cash out and stuff in pocket, while proceeding to hold the purse the rest of the movie.
>>63584368
>watching Simpsons movie
>to be continued....
>some women yells out "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"
I didn't think people could be that stupid.
>>63585969
This
>>63585902
What a topical joke.
>someone brings their infant child into a r rated movie
>it fucking cries the entire time
>Character is brutally killed
>Person says "Do you think he'll live?"Oh what the fuck, I think it's hilarious when somebody says that
>>63584368
>watching Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
>oral rape scene and chick sitting beside me vomits all over herself
>she doesn't actually leave, just puts on her jacket and lays her head against the back of the seat in front of her
She only left during the dead cat scene, didn't react at all to the anal rape. I think she was there alone.
>>63586411
I get so fucking angry at this.
>>63586411
>>63586546
And you just know that they'd act like you're some kind of child-hating monster if you asked them to take the baby outside. Self-entitled breeders are some of the worst people on the planet.
>>63584874
>I was the only one to laugh when the white cop called ice cube a "neeger"
And what did you learn from that, Anon? Perhaps it's time to stop lurking on /pol/?
>>63586411
>>63586576
Leave your seat, go speak to the theatre manager, tell them what's going on. At the very least you'll have your money refunded; I've only had to do this once and I got refunded and given an additional movie pass. If you don't say anything they'll just assume everything's normal.
>>63586576
>I'm used to my child diminishing my enjoyment from movies made for adults
>You should get used to it too
God they piss me off
>>63584368
Pro tip for virgins that look the jewwess on the right is an "I want dick look"
>>63585902
kek/10
I was at the movies and these three white trash mother fuckers were constantly joking with each other, just loudly talking about unrelated shit, and cackling at every joke in the movie the entire time. They also had whiskey and a fucking baby with them.
>Girlfriend made me eat her pussy during 50 shades of grey
>Didn't get to understand the plot
Am I the only one?
>>63586411
They have police officers at one theater I frequent and they had to escort a lady out and her kids once cause they were all acting like shitters. people were clapping and cheering.
>>63587018
>they had to escort a lady out and her kids once cause they were all acting like shitters. people were clapping and cheering.
Were you in America? They might not have even realized people were being escorted out.
>>63587064
>watching attack of the clones in the theatre
>scene where Yoda and Dooku are facing off
>audience starts chanting YODA YODA YODA
>screaming and cheering throughout the whole fight scene
>>63584368
I forget the movie but one guy who was a few seats beside me must have been slow. A couple seconds after a joke was made and everyone had laughed and moved on, he'd repeat it to himself and then laugh.
He was funnier than the movie so I gave him a 5 dollar tip at the end
>>63584368
>take nephew to see some ice age shit movie
>some 40ish old dude alone sits near us
>constantly giggling and talking to himself
>end up moving some rows down
>highschool
>watching Hellboy with buddies
>pyro girl losing her shit toward the end
>middle school kid in front of me jumps up and screams "SUPER SAIYAN MAGIC 172639! YEAH"
cringe one
>react without thinking
>boot the shit out of the back of his seat, "Shut the fuck up"
>goes quiet immediately and looks teary as the movie ends and lights come back on
cringe two
Kid was fucking annoying but I could have handled that better and shouldn't have been a dick.
>>63586972
>girlfriend made me give her a blowjob during Frozen
>still have no idea what the movie was about
>>63586108
you know, he may have something there
>>63586003
my dad does that shit
why?
>>63587975
>>girlfriend
>>blowjob
>went to see nightcrawler
>some stupid nigger keeps screeching like a chimpanzee while her brood of niggletd are shrieking about how they thought it was a superhero movie
>>63587916
thats hysterical. youre the reason middle school kids are perpetually terrified of high schoolers.
>>63584368
More disturbing than cringy.
A fat old woman laughing out loud during the scene in Django Unchained where a slave is about to get killed by dogs.
>>63585951
>quiet and tense moment in the movie
>woman in front of you checks her phone and its light distracts you, thus ruining immersion
>>63586477
gf material
>>63586174
rofl I would have laughed so hard.
>go see black mass
>couple brings their 5 year old
>asks mom whats happening when Johnny Depp is about to sexually assault the one guys wife
>>63584368
>go to foreign film ( Pan's Labyrinth, Let the Right One In)
>marketed as being in English
>people begin speaking foreign language
>90% of theatre leaves
>>63586582
Fuck off reddit he can lurk on any board he wants, piss off with the SJW commie bullshit
>>63589893
/pol/ gets triggered by the smallest criticism.
> Go to a theater in the USA (I am French) with a friend
> Discover that you can put a melt butter on pop-corn
> When I'm sat, a group of people come
> They bring hot dogs and fried wings chicken
> I have to bear this smell during the whole movie
Seriously, what is wrong with your alimentation? Eating candies and drinking sodas, I can understand. But eating smelly things or putting butter on the pop-corn...
>>63586632
This you guys.
>>63590314
Dude I'm Austrian and I prefer butter popcorn, fuck you.
Although the wings and hotdogs part I agree with, that smell is too much.
>>63586582
Literally never been to /pol/ the way the cop says it is hilarious. In my mind I'm remembering it going almost slowmo and zooming in on his mouth as a little spittle flies out as he says "neeger". Gasps were heard in the audience along with my chuckles
>>63584368
>end of movie
>always one faggot who starts cautiously clapping
>fades away when no one else joins in
fucking americans
>>63587720
People clapped when Yoda showed up. I was a child and I remember being insanely weirded out. That and the end of INDIANA JONES AND THE CRYSTAL SKULL are the only movies I've seen an audience clap for. Maybe lord of the rings but my little mind was being blown so heavily I took no notice. I held in that gallon of urine for the full 3 hours or rotk
>>63588370
Kek that scene is horrible but reading that made me giggle
>>63590619
Always me. I did it at everest and there were 4 people in the audience including the dude I went with. Nothing matches the feeling of retarded glee of making other people clap out of peer pressure . Usually doesn't happen
>>63585771
This triggers me.
>>63587018
Cops ... In theatres??? Is this a meme???
>ushering, have to kick out a lady on her cell phone
>she's with her kids that are around 11 and 8
>she starts screaming in crying when I escort her out
Turn off your phone for 2 hours you fucking mongrels.
