>>63583648
It also includes masturbating

The /tv/ version of this would be "40 years & 40 lives."

But if >>63583665 is true, y'all wouldn't last a day.

>10225 days and 10225 nights

get like me

>>63583707
Kek, I only jerk off 3 times a week. If you don't look at porn then it's not very hard.

Only fuck a bitch or a dude a couple times a year. Sucks being lonely but whatever.

Nope. Especially not with Shannyn Sossamon.

He also couldn't jerk off and people were betting on him, with some of them intentionally hiring hookers and trying to show him porn, so yeah, it was hard.

That movie fucking sucks though, he ends up getting drugged and raped by his ex-gf and has to apologize for that, even as a kid i knew that it's incredibly fucked up

>>63583648
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>63583789
I thought it was a comedy

>>63583832
Like every romantic comedy it turns into a drama for like 10 minutes in third act

>>63583832
It is dude. Didn't you know raping a male is funny?

>>63583789
>man getting raped
um... no

no sex whatsoever for 40 years

can you do the unthinkable, and become a wizard

you don't actually become a wizard, yes I'm certain

>>63583865
>>63583879
gb2 reddit

>>63583648
Does he do it for like a million bucks? I'd do it for a million bucks, maybe 100 grand.

Other than that, I wouldn't.

>>63583879
men are actually the only ones who can get raped because a vagina is designed to accept a dick

>>63583946
I only remember bits of it - but no, at first he does it because his priest brother suggests it as a way of getting over his ex or some shit. Then people start making bets, so maybe there's money at stake for him

>>63583740

so in 40 days, you'd jerk off about 15 times