What is objectively the best seat in the cinema?
F10
>>63572986
/thread
4U
>>63572961
Depends on the position of the showers and the designated cinema shooter
4U
THE SEATING PLAN I FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS:
>>63573027
F10. Last in the showers so minimal chance of penis inspection and most cover from shooter and enough reaction time for me to shoot back. F10 is objectively the best seat in the world in that seating layout.
I don't sit anywhere further back than row C because climbing stairs is too hard for me.
>>63573048
>>63573027
showers?
One where you can sit close enough to have most of the screen take up for center of vision. It can't take up the entire field of view because then it gets really hard to actually watch, obviously.
Assuming OPs picture is to scale, I would say F10. However, the screen most likely isn't right in front of row A. So the best seats are probably in the D row.
>>63573009
my bf and I sat in A1/2 once
is not that bad Tbh
>>63573098
Well, you're gay so you automatically settle for less than hetero men.
>>63572961
F9/10
>>63573048
>showers
Wtf, is that an Amerifat thing or what?
>>63573068
>>63573135
>not having mandatory showers at your theater
>>63572961
In the IMAX I go to from time to time I would choose G9/10 because the scree is taller, but otherwise F10.
>>63573119
i'm not gay.
Also, F10 is the best.
>>63573157
>showers
>in the theater
Do shit your pants on purpose in the cinema in US or what?
>>63573221
Ever heard of hygiene you stupid europoor
H8
>>63573201
LONDON
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>>63572961
Normally F10 or higher, but from time to time I like to change position, move more to the sides, or closer to the screen, or on the last row in the corner. It depends on the mood.
>>63573221
Our seats come with toilets, you just lift the top cushion and the toilet seat is right there. Some theaters, real fancy ones, come with seat warmers and butthole washers so you feel right at home. This one theater I went to this one time had like 3 or 4 ply paper too.
>>63573250
Yeah, daily showers in you know - my own showers back at home.
I`m not some obese sweating pig who needs to shower more than 1 time in 24 hours.
I don't care about acoustics, or anything. My main concern is not having to make people move for me. Thus, an aisle seat is best.
>>63573285
Sucks for you, our taxes go a long way, from theater showers to nuclear bombs.
This one curry nigger sat next to me one time and thought he could just shit in the aisle and I literally had to instruct him. He became American the following year, still talk to him sometimes and unfortunately have to inform him of the new shower policies. Silly fellow.
>>63573285
Movies are a communal experience, you should be as clean as possible. Sucks tho there's usually popcorn in the soap so I bring my own in a baggie.
move aside plebs. objectively the best seat is:
Assuming the movie theater has a movie screen that is 28 feet tall. When you sit down, the bottom of the screen is 6 feet above your eye level.Then:
theta ( x ) = arctan ( 34 / x ) - arctan ( 6 / x ) and x = 3n + 5
d(theta) / dx = 34x^2 / ( 34^2 + x^2 ) - 6x^2 / (x^2 + 36 )
dx / dn = 3
d(theta ) / dn = d(theta ) / dx * (dx / dn)
d(theta) / dn = 102x^2 / ( x^2 + 1156 ) - 18x^2 / ( x^2 + 36 )
0 = 102x^2 / (x^2 + 1156 ) - 18x^2 / (x^2 + 36 )
18x^2 / (x^2 + 36 ) = 102x^2 / (x^2 + 1156 )
102(x^2 + 36 ) = 18(x^2 + 1156 )
102x^2 + 3672 = 18x^2 + 20808
84x^2 = 17136
x^2 = 204
x = sqrt ( 204 )
x = 14.282856857
14 = 3n + 5
9 = 3n
n = 3 ( number of rows after the first row. )
that means that the fourth row would give the optimal viewing angle.
Why do you guys like the middle so much?
I always seat all the way back because I don't like moving the head too much, not to mention that I don't have to look up all the time
>>63573348
Dude I know right, this one time I went in there and this one kid left some twizzlers all over the place. Pubic hair is one thing, but twizzlers in the soap? Absolutely madman.
>>63573377
>sitting in the way back so you can listen to the revolving door and conveyor belt outside
How about no
>>63573050
Do you happen to be A curvy American by any chance?
>>63573285
Try to enter my cinema and see what happens, punk.
>>63573131
>tfw these are my seats for the IMAX showing of TFA
BASED
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>>63573675
Opening night? Hope you're carrying.
>>63573530
You could say that I'm a big guy
>>63573692
Honestly, I'm going hoping to get shot.
Please let this nightmare end.
Live theater: A9, B9, or B10.
Moving picture shows: F9/10
>>63573706
>>63573749
>watching live theater
I hope the designated shooter picks you off first the next time you go to see a flick. Fucking piece of shit
this
>>63573791
Its cute how impotently hostile the lower classes are to their betters.
>>63573767
>>63573461
the entrance is at the front in my local movie theatre
sitting two rows from the back is best
>hardly any space between seats
>so few seats all crammed into a shitty square
Where the fuck do you live? The east coast?
Texas theater master race here. Our theaters are like malls. One screen can seat up to 1 thousand, meaning we have TWO designated shooters. Some theaters here even have perches close to the ceiling for your falcons.
>>63573877
Is this true, that's fucking cool
Is it only falcons you can bring or are other birds of prey allowed too?
>>63572961
Is this a theater/stage production?
A1 is objectively the best. Even better if its a boxed seat
J1 or J18 if it's raised
Any of the 1s or 18s if the are in a box
Is it at a cinema?
F10 is alright
J10 is probably the best to see the whole screen
A17 or A1 for a quick exit
J18 or J1 for some privacy
>>63573285
poor micro dick europoor is afraid to shower outside his cúck shed.
We also have showers in our gyms and shopping malls because we are a society that values hygiene. Meanwhile you get addicted to cigarettes and wine at the age of 5 and let muslims rape your mayor.
>>63573906
Yeah, but the Mexicans bring in roosters and have cock fights in the front of the screen during intermissions.
>>63573906
It depends on which Mega-Theater you go to honestly. But 9/10 you can bring most birds in no questions asked. They are just really anti-singles. I remember when I went to go see Monsters Inc. some guy showed up by himself and the State Troopers had to come and arrest him, they ended up shooting him because they thought he had a gun.
>>63573371
excellent memeing
theres no center aisle?
thats seems like a fire hazard
>>63574009
Makes it easier for the shooter to hit more targets. Do you even go to theaters bro? I bet you've never even been shot at you fucking NEET lmao
>>63573221
>go to the theater
>order a popcorn/nacho/ice cream trough for me and my kids
>have to shower later to wash the mess off of our face and clothes
It's not that fucking hard, eurocunt.
>>63572961
A1 for quicker escape when the shooter storms in during the Boyega scenes
>>63572961
G10 BABY
>>63574075
Yeah man, that Rico's nacho cheese gets everywhere but it's so fucking good. Ben & Jerry's leaks like a bitch too.
A1 or A17 for maximum autism.
Also remember to reserve the seat next to it and cancel at the last minute so you have a free space next to you.
>>63572961
if you're not J18 master race, kill yourself.
that seat is hand job central.
>tfw my dad thought J10 or I10
>tfw my neck
>d-dad is it ok if i just sit a little more lower
>na man you crazy? these are the best seats
>o-ok dad
This seating plan looks like it leaves no room for the people to actually dance during the, well, dance intermissions. Must be a shitty cinema
>>63574096
>shooter enters room
>you're first person in his sight
>sight, got it?
>>63574383
worst theatre for viewing rocky horror ever
Back row, lower level
>Mfw all the normies want to sit high up in the back so the movie screen looks the same size as a television
They should gas everyone who chooses to be there
>>63573675
Odds are you're actually going to a lie max theater with 2k projection you kek
>>63574599
I prefer the last row because it means I don't have anyone staring at my back
>>63574635
Agree, also it's easier to keep an eye on my falcon when it's flying around.
>>63575164
Your falcon should have the high ground at all times though so that's a bit redundant. Unless of course some cunt brought in a Hawk or god forbid has a Bald Eagle open carry license.
>>63575164
I'm european, we don't get to bring falcons or any bird of prey really
Honestly we're lightyears behind american cinemas, our only innovation is they started introducing designated muslim bombers
>>63573221
christ imagine how smelly european cinema must be
>>63572986
good luck getting out of there alive fampai
>>63572961
Is the entrance near the high numbers or the low ones. I would like to be seated up high on the aisle above the entrance so I can jump over the edge and out the doors behind a potential shooter.
>>63572961
I only go to the cinema to watch big spectacle movies like Fury Road or Star Wars or something so I like F or G 9.
Most people tend to sit around E to B middle of the cinema (tho teen groups tend to favour the edges) so being down the front lets the speakers drown out their shit as well which is nice.
>>63575223
It doesn't like sitting around for too long. And it usually flies straight to me and bites me constantly when shooter enters the room. Saved me 2 times by now.
>>63575394
Sounds like a beta to me bro. Mine would've pecked the shooters eyes out before ever making a screech. Stealth like falcons. Got him from the same breeder who supplies the government n shit.
>>63573371
>he can't even embed LaTeX in his post....
>>63575704
Why are QR codes like magic?
F 8-10
If we're talking tiered seating, H 10
D9
What is going on in this thread...
>His cinema has a Stage
Damn, that is baller.
>>63572986
Enjoy getting shot.
>not sitting in the falconry section
>>63572961
F-E-D 9
>>63573285
>daily showers
>hygienic
Pick one
>>63572961
These and only these seats.
>>63573221
I don't mind because I usually get crab butter all over myself.
>>63572961
Front row beanbag seats are the only answer
>>63573221
Are you telling me that Eurokeks don't actually have showers at the cinemas?
>>63578471
Just bidets.
>>63572961
G9, ever so slightly back is better than dead on middle imo.
>>63575704
Wow, I just downloaded a QR scanner for the first time to use this. I lold so much. So good.
My ex gf tried to pressure me into fucking her on the ground in front of J5/J6
I said no and she got pissed :(
C or D since I'm fairly near sighted.
>>63574106
>too
You're not American, you literate bastard.
>>63573098
Is your bf a cripple?
>>63572961
H9, G9 or F9 senpai
>>63573767
she got memed on so hard she pooped her pants?
>>63578349
>not the front seats
>maximum leg room
>not having to stand up to let people pass through
>not having other people stand up if you have to go
>you won't have a tall person seated infront of you
J18 puts you furthest from the shooter
>>63578676
>He never had sex in a cinema
You literal kek.
>>63573044
Smee
im dead serious man, i want to see star wars twice one time regular one time in imax, shuld i go see it in imax first or secnd time
>>63575320
>>63577694
>>63579194
Objectively the worst seat in the house.
Green: Top Tier
Light Green: Good Tier
Yellow: Acceptable Tier
Orange: If you really want to see the movie Tier
Red: Turn 360 degrees and walk out Tier
>>63579600
Enjoy having nowhere to run when there's a shooting
you can get the best k/d ratio from the stage or behind J
I've always wondered what A9 would be like.
I mean, that's gotta be shitty for your neck, right?
>>63579873
If you are a manlet, yeah.
>>63579873
Totally.
>tfw you show up to tfa 2 hours early and get f10
>>63579944
tall and fat people are the worst theatre go-ers
>>63579951
>not booking your seat online with assigned seating
fucking keke
>>63579951
>2 hours early
>get f10
Anon, every cinema that has some sort of booking system already has all seats booked and the ones that don't are probably starting to get lines forming right now.
You are not taking the crazyness of a fat star wars nerd seriously enough.
>>63580019
? im in texas and i didnt see anything like this? fuckk.
>>63579988
Are you some sort of dwarf mutant?
>>63572961
On that diagram J 9 and 10 would be the GOAT
>>63580189
what of it?
>mfw fat people take up the most room and always hog the arm rest
>mfw tall people always sprawl out and put their stinky feet near me
Which one should i pick?
I'm pretty shocked how empty it is considering it''s the first showing of TFA.
>>63580308
>mfw tall people always sprawl out and put their stinky feet near me
They sprawl out so as to not be in the way of people behind them. You must be some kind of autistic sociopath to not realise this.
G8-11
F8-11
E8-11
>>63572961
>no cuddle bench for when you take your cutie to the movies
What kind of shit cinema is that?
>>63580377
if they are sitting behind me that doesnt concern me.
>>63572961
F3 or F16.
>>63580355
>Dat 9-19
Aisle seat, nobody behind me.
Perfect for the antisocial autist.
>>63580355
5-11 or 6-12, assuming that the yellow seat isn't the assigned shooter.
>mfw some retard booked 1-8
anything in the green tbbh
>>63580400
>me me me me me
So you are an autistic sociopath, glad we got that cleared up.
>>63580583
if you are in my safe space (even in smell) i will complain.
>going to the movies
Why? I mean I get it as a social event but anything else?
>>63580677
To watch patrician cinema.
>>63580725
All of which is available for at-home-viewing in some form.
Is it worth it seeing a movie in IMAX?
Seems expensive, is the price justified?
>>63580915
i would wait until the 2nd movie
>>63580355
get 10-1 and be a creepy faggot next to that couple
>>63581045
lel do this
>no showers
>no bulletproof vests
>no all you can eat nacho bar
Why EVEN BREATHE EURYOOP??
Who /J18/ here?
>>63582657
Atleast we won't get shot
>>63578349
>americlap taking up 6 seats
What more should i expect from these colossal beans
>>63583159
That's it then
I'm bringing my lawn chair to the stage
>>63574131
this and a little ass play from J10
>>63573005
>>63573031
I sat in row U seat 4 last time I visited the cinema. Not even joking.
I came here to find the best place to pee before the movie starts
>>63573221
then how do you get the falcon smell off of you
>tfw A5
Bingo...
