The hottest girl in your dance class is coming over to watch a movie with you, but she doesn't know what she wants to watch! What movie do you pick?
Boku no Pico
Anything from my BLACkEd collection
>>63570267
Did anyone ever find something about that girl in the cringe fedora video? Like her name or her instagram?
The Dark Knight Rises
Ben-Hur, so she can fuck off.
Barry lyndon.
Shes also my cousin.
>>63570267
Nobody told this kid he didn't have a chance and he shouldn't pick the prettiest girl which is obviously out of his league?
That is just mean
>>63570471
No parent tells their kids they're ugly.
I think there's actually some hardwired hormones at play though, rather than intentional cruelty.
>>63570471
I'm 95% sure that if you looked through her instagram entries in 2015 you will find a pic of her and one of her black boyfriends who happens to play for the college football team.
>>63570364
https://www.instagram.com/_alexablair/?hl=en
>>63570267
A porno
>>63570530
all those chads and not a garrett in sight
>>63570519
No niggers, she only wants that white chad cock
>>63570267
>my dance class
The fuck
>>63570589
you'd lose your hardon once you saw her cancer scars
>>63570530
Oh, man, I'm crying right now. I really really wish I could give you gold. You da real MVP.
Chainsaw massacre with Jessica Biel.
>>63570560
>>63570530
>>63570519
>Americans UNIRONICALLY consider these people to be """"chads"""" and """""hot"""""
HOLY FUCK KEK HOW LOW ARE THE STANDARDS OVER THERE LMAO
>"chad" looks like an average bro with a shit haircut
>girl looks like an average girl with 8k makeup
>all of them dress like lazy pieces of shit
what is fucking wrong with USA I swear senpai
pic related is the hottest pic I could find of her
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
>>63570662
good observations thanks for sharing
please keep us updated with any more
>>63570589
look a that fucking bone structure, you can tell this 13 yo boy is already a chad (lmao that douchebag polo shirt tops it)
if anyone ever doubted the chad theory there you go, even pre-teen girls will go for the chad douche type and be disgusted at the fedore wearing beta loser
>>63570685
ur welcome bro :)
>>63570662
don't EVER call me an american again you filthy fucking shit
>>63570267
any updates on him tho? i really wonder what he's been up to now? maybe shitposting on /mlp/ and /reddit/?
Return of the king after she sees my dank speech in class ofc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5lFFvOAdsA
>>63570696
it's called testosterone and being handsome anon
>>63570495
Well, I'm going to tell my kids how it is, in highschool looks is all that matters.
He might have a chance with the hotter chicks latter in his life if his game and social status is good enough.
>>63570730
This. Where muh legion at, boyz?
Anyone got the video?Im in mood for some cringe
>>63570560
>garrett
whos garrett
>>63570662
>cheatriots fans
The kid was better off without her.
>>63570737
holy shit i had forgotten about this one... i feel like committing suicide everytime i watch it
>that tense inner dialogue first few secs on the chair whether or not to go through with it
>that awkward sitting back down
>that silencekeep in mind there was no soundtrack
>>63570471
Just because you're a beta with no confidence doesn't mean that everyone else is.
The fact that you immediately think of "LOL THAT DUDE HAS NO CHANCE WITH HER" just goes to show that you are completely obsessed with looks.
The dude looks normal and as long as he takes off his fucking fedora and starts being a fun guy to hang around, he'll crush puss.
That's the thing most of the idiots on this site don't get. You not getting laid is not because you're not a 10/10, it's because you are boring and not fun at all to be around which is also most certainly the same reason you have few friends.
Someone PLEASE post the video
>>63570838
i'll also bet he thought he'd come off as mr super fucking cool and people would be talking about it on campus for many years and he'd be drowning in pussy juice till he graduated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>63570851
They are teenagers, man. They don't know any better.
Pierre Pasolini's Arabian Nights
>>63570364
She has a huge scar on her torso, apparently she had cancer or something.
>>63570638
>gold
Fuck off back to reddit
>>63570737
oh jesus
I can normally handle cringe
but this
this is just too fucking much
literally how much of an autist do you have to be to think this will be cool
>>63570875
Of course the guy would be the ugliest one out of the whole dance group. That's really unfortunate because the girl will never be attracted to him, ever. This young man essentially wasted a huge amount of time and effort only because nobody ever told him that you can never make another person attracted to you--the attraction has to be independent and predetermined--for either counterpart to be attracted to the other, that is. You can not force biology to behave a certain way. Biology doesn't recognize acts of good will or words of kindness, even if the intention behind them was an expectation of a sexual reward or intimacy - all it recognizes is a guy who isn't ejaculating inside a woman. Despite how common sense this sounds, most MALES do not seem to grasp this reality, thus ending up in the friendzone, in other words, social contacts of a female who will never be sexually or romantically receptive to them due to sheer unattractiveness, but the males will not believe this and cling on to a belief that some day it'll happen.. After enough validation and gifts she will suddenly realize how amazing and generous I am and fall for me. It's a good deal for a female who will be dating attractive males and on the other end receive attention and free benefits from unattractive orbiters. This video in particular reminded me of this recurring scenario because the boy's mentality is similar to those unattractive males (that is, a skewed understanding of biology and human attraction).
>>63570851
anon you hit a nerve there
this is exactly me, you made me realize how insecure i am
time to die
>>63570901
Now, obviously the boy thought that "maybe the girl just never noticed me by accident or thinks I'm just another guy even though I have this awesome personality and willingness to treat her like a princess". Sadly, this is not how the real life works. A woman will never be attracted to another man by personality and what it encompasses alone. Attraction will always have a decisive physical component, and unfortunately for this guy, facial attractiveness in particular. This isn't to say that personality and emotional and social traits do not matter, they play a big role in maintaining your woman.. But the woman will not be drawn to be around you in the first place if she doesn't consider you physically attractive at least to some degree (in the best case scenario, this girl will become closer with the boy and keep him as a good friend, maybe out of pity, maybe out of good will) and facial beauty is the biggest determinator of attractiveness in human beings, mainly due to its convenience; it's impossible to hide from a female that uses it to weed out potential partners and pick the most attractive males. Judging by Alexa's forced smile and glib enthusiasm, it's painfully obvious that she weeded Garrett out of the equation the first time her eyes ever latched on him. Girls of Alexa's tier will NEVER be receptive to boys of Garrett's tier.
>>63570927
Needless to say, someone will have to break the news to Garrett that the blonde is not for him. He will need to settle for less, much less. I will not comment on his musculature or fashion sense as those are changeable later in life, but will only focus on his face. I understand he's very young and still growing, but unfortunately the only things that could improve in his face as he grows up are his disproportionate nose and puffy cheeks, and even then, only to a small degree (the hopefully decreasing facial adiposity is really the only thing I could see making a tiny difference to his appearance). As for the nose, it will not change in shape but rather in size (but again, on a millimeter scale which is barely noticeable), and when it comes to the shape itself, anyone will agree it is anything but aesthetic.
He will not grow to be an attractive male and you can tell this is true by looking at his facial structure. Narrow face, flat brow ridge, negative canthal tilt, absence of jaw definition, goofy ears are all features that generally aren't changeable and are more or less predetermined (you could say genetic) and will not signal any females of genetic fitness (symmetry) or prenatal testosterone exposure (masculine craniofacial structure) thats presence, or lack thereof, are both manifested in the human face and females are biologically designed to immediately pick up these traits in male faces, thereby determining whether the male they're looking at is attractive or not in less than a second. There is no make up to deceive this biological evaluation. Although it's unfair to rate a 13 year old undeveloped face, this 3/10 is unlikely to ever reach 5 when estimating where he is on his growth phase (unless I'm mistaken and he will grow to be a 7 foot giant). Either way, this is the judgment that Garrett will have to deal with from 80% of females, Alexa included.
>>63570875
Should have gone for one of the other girls. Even with this one's fucked up stomach she's way out of his league.
>>63570851
I have plenty of confidence and get turned down 99% of the time
>just be fun
Sorry but looks are a major factor for attractiveness. I've got tons of friends so I'm not boring
And I'm not even a bad looking guy, but I'm average and girls want a 7/10 or above. I go for all sorts of women and they all react the same way
>>63570901
Eggman, please go.
The "random acts" are essential to get a girl to be attracted to you. Try sitting in the corner of the room looking at the floor with your legs crossed. You'll never get any attention from girls.
These random acts are determined by your environment and genetics which make you behave in a certain way. So yes, genetics are hugely important, but that doesn't mean you can just walk in a room and expect to get laid. The guys in the friendzone are there because they are fucking betas. I know plenty of ugly dudes who pull. My best friend dresses like shit, looks like shit, and is a manlet with semi-tourretes, yet he pulls tons of bitches because he's outgoing and fun to be around.
Stop making excuses.
>>63570875
you can literally see the condescending way she looks at him as he is performing right in front of her, you can feel he way she sees him as inferior and nowhere near her league
life is hard
forest gump
>>63570589
Is that some kind of chad-gang signing or is he attempting hoverhands while carrying her?
>>63571011
>tfw as a man you have to be proactive and initiate everything
>you will never just sit on your ass and have someone else do it all for you
and women think they have it bad. The only rough thing about being a woman when it comes to dating is having too much choice.
>>63571011
>dresses like shit, looks like shit
>pulls shit nobody else wants
What a success, not
>>63570638
shut up
>>63570806
that nigga in the OP
>>63570589
she has a mutilated stomach and she still gets a 10/10 chad.
>>63571001
Actually, the fact that you felt the need to "reply" in order to justify yourself to me tells me that you are unconfident and feel the need to disprove me instead of just not giving a fuck.
>>63570304
>>63570320
I'd ask her to watch my dubs.
>>63571051
All she have to do is not show her stomach
>>63571052
I'm telling you that what you're spouting is bullshit
Your logic is like this
>someone calls you a horse
>you say 'i'm not a horse'
Obviously you are or you wouldn't have needed to disprove me!!!!1
Moron
>>63571032
that only works for pretty girls, though
>>63570875
also, just to wrap it up, 1:29-1:34 says it all, the way she immediately gets her face out of the way as she pitty hugs him and looks down. not even a cheek kiss lads, not for this inferior specimen.
>>63571035
his girlfriend is hotter than this alexa bitch
>>63570267
Black guy here. There is only one correct answer.
>>63570267
I go back to /v/
>>63570589
>dat queer faggy haircut
I'd crush this fucking retard with my bare hands and then rape that ugly scarred whore
>>63570898
That was kinda badass of him, the only wrong thing he did is that he should have left in the end.
>>63571098
she's a french jew
>>63571087
M8 if some hunchback monster of a woman hangs around guys of her level she'll have one of them on her in no time. As long as they adjust and don't just expect hot guys to go for them.
Just go to your local anime club and see the monsters surrounded by guys. I guess girls don't think they count because most of those guys would be ugly too.
The Room
she'll sit there dumbfounded while I rehearse every scene as it happens and laugh maniacally and shitpost during the sex scenes
then she'll leave while I'm too engrossed in laughter to even notice
>>63571091
>the moment this guy was born, it was determined he'd be a beta loser
Why is nature so cruel? Why is God so unfair?
>>63571126
>>63571097
Sure, sure
>>63571084
You don't get it. You still reply trying to somehow convince yourself.
>I'VE GOT TONS OF FRIENDS SO I'M NOT BORING, I SWEAR
>I'M NOT EVEN A BAD LOOKING GUY
You keep making excuses trying to convince yourself that the problem isn't you, but it's them.
I couldn't care less "how much you pull" or whatever. Fuck off, don't bother replying. I'm not here to be a fucking cushion for your inflated-selfworth.
>>63570758
i guess some people are just born to make it
>>63570901
15y later and suddenly the play is different for each one
(BTW this is how I know you are 20y.o. tops)
>>63571084
If you were what you say you are, you wouldn't reply in the first place, you asspie.
>>63571176
Sooner or later designer babies will be allowed, then everyone will look like 10/10 supermodels
>>63571222
Fucking hell what will people think of us then.
>>63571194
It's funny you don't get how much you are projecting
You are literally defending a worldview you can already see is crumbling but you are still thrashing around like a spoilt child having a tantrum
Welcome to real life
>>63571221
>le u replied shitpost
People calling you out on your low IQ and flawed opinions doesn't confirm anything except that YOU are a moronic faggot
>>63570737
people were like "I hope he doesn't have a gun under his shirt"
>>63571242
By then how you look wont matter, by the time the first batch of super babies have grown up you will old
>>63570662
>the rest are braids
>American "'"women"""
>American """people"""
shakin both my heads to be or not to be honest familam
>>63571277
But what about when they find the secret to eternal youth. Am I gonna have to get plastic surgery?
>>63571137
So? I don't care what brand of white the girl is. I ain't a picky guy so I really don't care, if u a hippy white chick who got underarm hair, or a ghetto white chick who be trying to act black, with your name on your chain and your hair slicked back. You can be from anywhere Maine down to Malibu, from a trailer park or the way of Park Avenue. See me with a black girl you not got the wrong man, or it might have just been a white girl with a tan. See back in the day I was getting no play, then I went the white girl way like OJ.
I've had rich ones, poor ones, I've even had some famous ones, like Tracy Lawerence, Houston, and Jenna Jameson. Right about now I'm on probation for three years cause I caught a stat case for having sex with Britney Spears. Got head in her dressing room and busted on her chin, "oops, I did it again". Gwenyth Paltrow always saying I be making her laugh, she only gave me head cause If I hit it I'd rip her in half.
>>63571261
>You are literally defending a worldview you can already see is crumbling but you are still thrashing
around like a spoilt child having a tantrum
>I-I-It's all a-about l-looks
Look, I'm not gonna spend more time on your delusional ass, but I'll rather leave you with this advice: Take two steps back and be introspective instead of trying to argue everything.
>>63570901
>>63570927
>>63570951
So when are you shooting up a school?
>>63570662
Someone's butt blasted that Muslim immigrants raped his gf
How come no one is recommending movies for OP?
A tad rude TB100%H
>>63571358
>Take two steps back and be introspective instead of trying to argue everything.
Projecting: the poster
>>63571261
>I refuse to self-improve
>I'd rather blame everything around me
Okay, bro. Also, keep insulting me. It just goes to show how confrontational you are and obviously a huge douche.
>>63571084
You're proving his point. He didn't call you out specifically. He just said that you're all horses and only the ones who are unsure of the equineness would feel the need to correct him.
>>63571385
Good. Everyone benefits from being introspective.
ITT: Cringe Copypasta
>>63571385
Yo, you're the one acting like a projecting retard, idiot. Not him.
>>63570267
how to train your dragon
>>63571425
That's fucking retarded logic
With your logic, only the fucking person to speak first is correct and anyone after is just proving him wrong
You're fucking stupid
>>63571478
proving him right I mean
Your idiocy is clearly rubbing off
>>63571450
You're the only cringe round here you shitter
>>63570901
>>63570927
>>63570951
Couldnt said it better myself
>>63570267
Maltese Falcon see if she has good taste kek
>>63571478
No. You went:
>I AM PLENTY OF FRIENDS IM A FUNNY GUY I SWEAR
>IM GOOD LOOKING TOO!!
You were trying to convince yourself, which is what he was saying. If you were confident, you wouldn't have felt the need to start listing your "achievements".
That was what he was implying, you sub-mensa goose.
>>63571550
>IM GOOD LOOKING TOO!!
Ah you didn't read in your buttfluster
Might want to go back and try again before spewing your dumb horseshit
>>63571098
In real life black guys mostly get obese white women
>>63570901
>>63570927
>>63570951
You're right.
>>63571593
Keep telling yourself that.
>>63571130
>That was kinda badass of him
lol
>>63570785
Here's the video
>>63571660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
forgot link
>>63571639
Literal fucking apes
>>63571639
SAUCE
>>63571362
Go ahead and prove him wrong, then.
>>63571696
>People of color having fun
>literal apes lolol
Edgy.
>>63571696
The girls don't seem to mind.
>No Step It Up
Come on people.
>>63571639
SAUCE OR FUCKING DIE REEEEEEEEE
Y'all fucking idiots, even an ugly mofo can bang anyone as long as he is in the correct social context.
Like leading a cult.
Pic related has orgies with hot girls every day.
>>63571760
Because they are trashy bimbos that use Vine
>>63571739
Splack's vine, "we Take Defense to Another Level"
https://vine.co/v/eztD6WFjDAb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
>>63570875
>Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific skellington body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy fucking faggot face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of alphas and BBCs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his pimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "gentlemanesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Shari's Berries call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future dance career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.
>>63571837
holy shit, the autism levels are incredible
>dedicated WAM
>>63571869
amazing
>>63570638
>give you gold
fucking leave
>>63571817
is that it?
Anyone got anymore Allison Brie getting humped?
>>63571837
what the fuck is this place
>>63570889
>>63571049
>>63571966
>literally no second thoughts if that was serious or memeing
Sure is reddit in here. Maybe YOU should go back to your cave.
>>63572035
Autismcon
star wars 2: attack of the clones
>>63570267
>dance class
and we wonder why our youth turn onto effeminate degenerates
>>63570901
Watch out. You could cut someone with those edges.
>>63570875
0:07 look at where the ball goes hahahah that nigga cant even kick straight how does he expect to pick up a girl
>>63571869
GOAT-tier
>>63572342
>via 9gag.com
>>63571160
ebin here's an upboat
>>63572383
shit i never saw that until now
eh, fuck it, what difference does it make
yo somebody needs to find out if garrett has any presence on social media
>>63572445
He probably killed himslef, let's be honest.
>>63570737
>Next on America's got autism.
>>63570838
>i feel like committing suicide everytime i watch it
That's pretty much as cringeworthy as the speech itself.
I don't think being a quiet autist is better than being a loud one.
lmao
>>63571688
>Imagine being Alexa in that studio and having to be all like "damn, Garrett, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fedora and horrific skellington body. I would totally be your gf, both my character and the real me." When all she really wants to do is fuck another Chad in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alexa and not only sit in that chair while Garrett flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the fedora barely concealing his autism and euphoria, and just sit there, minute after minute, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, GARRETT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his wimpy fucking faggot face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of alphas and BBCs for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the midwest. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his pimpled face as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "gentlemanesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Shari's Berries call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Alexa. You're not going to lose your future dance career over this. Just bear it. Smile and bear it.
>>63570495
>>63570471
Fathers should be at least more bro-like, and teach their kids not do that kind of stupid declarations it never works, some even encourage sons into that kind of humiliation.
This is why chads do better in life, it seems their have more bro/alpha fathers than the looser kids I guess evolution theory is true.
>this whole thread
>>63572739
now this is a nice meme
Ignoring the hilarious video, I'd show her The Red Shoes.
>>63573386
A real non-meme answer.
I thought someone found him before on social media? Anyway, she only follows 1 Garrett on IG, and it ain't our boy
>>63571765
This is the correct answer. Dancers love this shit. When a movie like this comes out, your local dance community will all get drunk or high and go watch it together.
>>63572646
It's DEFINITELY better being a quiet autist.
>>63570662
everyone agrees this guy is swedish right?
>>63570764
>gonna tell my kid
Why are you having kids if you are fucking ugly? Your genes are fucked. Stop it where it is instead of fucking up someone else's life.
>>63570662
if it weren't for beta orbiters obsessing over every girl that's even slightly above average we wouldn't have women with over-inflated ego's thinking everyone is out of their league
beta orbiter genocide when?
>>63570267
Unless you're literally an 8 or 9, and extremely confident, why would you ever go for the hottest chick? You go for the qtest 7 or 8 chick, because she's much more likely to date you/
>>63573602
>dancers
has there ever been a larger group of fags and degenerates?
>that scar on her stomach
top kek
>>63570737
That dude was probably SWIMMING in pussy that night
>>63570951
>or prenatal testosterone exposure (masculine craniofacial structure)
is there a way to control this during pregnancy?
>>63574044
The more kids you have the more chance that they end up successful and rich and make your name look good :^)
>>63573717
Sounds like something a quiet autist would say.
>>63574388
It's better to stay silent and have others think you're an autistic retard than to do cringeworthy shit like that and remove all doubt.
>>63574148
well if you aren't afraid of rejection, there's always the slight chance, no matter how small, that she'll say yes. worst case scenario you're exactly where you started
>>63574437
It's better to engage in social interaction, fail, and learn something than stay in the corner watching your shoes forever m8.
Fifty shades of grey. It's really not that hard to impress basic bitches.
I banged a girl in college after showing her this.
I don't know if it's her or me who should be blamed for bad taste.
>>63574470
I actually agree with you on the social interaction part, don't get me wrong. But I genuinely don't think doing shit like the speech in the video is a good way to start socializing, if anything stuff like that will only drive people away from you. But yes, putting yourself out there and trying to overcome social anxiety is important.
>>63572694
>still stalking her online
damn gareth dude give it up
>>63574576
Meh, I've seen legendary habbendings in amphitheatres. The issue with his stuff is that it wasn't funny, and he had no presence and was shaking. With better material and voicing, such a stunt can work.
You fucking autists have never watched a movie with a girl apart from your mom or sister.
The answer is a horror movie. One that is recent and plenty of jump scares. Why?
First of all being scared makes them more receptive to getting turned on. Second watch recent instead of some 80's b movie aids moby or those other faggots watch so they can talk about it with friends afterwards. You are now in that loop.
Just don't be a faggot and show any signs of being afraid. You will gain more alpha points in her eyes.
Anything else?
>>63570267
this chad has reached unhuman levels of smug
>>63574748
>dance for a girl on live television
>get cock blocked by the local dickbag dan
proof that female hate retarded fedora fags, git gud garrett
>>63574806
does anyone know what the dancing fedoraboy is doing these days? did he kill himself?
>>63574887
Hopefully
>>63574727
Wow everyone back down we have an expert in here, tell us more pua senpai.
>>63574887
I think he's actually doing reasonably well, has gone full normie and everything.
>>63574806
As if this isn't common knowledge, everyone dislikes retarded fedorafags. Every political ideology will agree on that one, it's just undecided whether these fedorafags are SJWs, feminists, MRAs, Redpillers, womanbeaters or somewhere in between.
>>63572694
>garrettf.edora
This should not be allowed,these chads need to stop taking pity of this chick, they have much better things to do with their time than to waste their alpha looks on her.
>>63574727
>Guys I read this on the internet so I'm an expert
Just go see a movie you want to see with a girl, it doesn't have to be about scientifically exploiting her body. That's literally fucking retarded.
I like how so many people think alexa is a bad person for not going out with the boy for dancing for her. Dancing is her life, it isnt something special, he was an average dancer but his personality wasnt the type she liked.
Alexa was looking for someone who would help her move her career and talents as a dancer. It had nothing to do with his looks, talents, being out of her league, or his dancing she just wasnt into him. She has her whole future to look after than dating boys. geez
>>63575546
Christ, nobody's blaming Alexa. They obviously weren't compatible.
Is this a comment her mom made or something?
>>63571688
>the girls laughing at the end
can't make this shit up
>>63574727
You do realise that nobody over the age of 15 is scared by movies, right? Thirsty sluts will just take any chance to cling to you.
Stop trying to game the fucking system, and settle for a 5 to 7/10 depending on your personal level of attractiveness. You want a chick who other men on your level would be unlikely to pursue.
Then you don't have to waste any major time on giving her big shows of affection or wasting tons of money on a fucking wedding. The goal is to have her self-confidence and personality almost totally defined by your presence, because she knows you could do better while she never could.
You never marry up as a male.
>implying she wasn't extremely impressed by Garrets prime dance moves and fucked his brains out
You all are dumb
>>63575159
>garret stabbed her for not corresponding
>>63575687
>>63575159
>minding scars
Scars are not genetic you degenerate. Why should it be a factor in the choice of which woman will carry your superior seed?
>>63575074
>has gone full normie and everything.
I would like to see him actually learn his mistakes, work the fuck out, boost his testosterone, and actually laugh about the fedora he once was.
>>63570901
>>63570927
>>63570951
And he was a good friend.
>>63575159
I wouldn't mind honestly.
>>63574727
You were right about the horror movie, but for the wrong reasons.
When they get scared, they cling to you. When it keeps on happening, that's when you kiss her, so on from there.
>>63575159
>disgusting belly button
droped
Blue is the Warmest Color
>pretend to be cultured
>while exposing her to unsimulated lesbian sex
Sure to get laid this way.
Titanic
>>63571837
>>63571911
>dedicated WAM
fucking TOP KEK
What's this about? Some autistic kid who should have been aborted trying to get a date from a horribly body scarred girl with a pretty face? Let this be a reminder friends no matter how ugly a woman may look or act she will always have more support from society than an equivalent tier man.
Garrett is better off just becoming zyzz 2: electric boogaloo.
>>63577017
She's not ugly. The scar is kind of prominent, but that isn't that big a deal. She only loses maybe 1 point for it.
>>63577068
Affecting a level of confidence over 9000 in her smile also helps I guess.
>>63574148
>>63570875
1:30 the kid went in for a kiss and got nothing. What a bitch.
>>63577733
Are you saying you would have kissed him?
>>63577733
how is it her fault he's fucking disgusting and weird as shit
>>63577784
>>63577820
Good point, nevermind.
>>63577820
Yeah, he's lucky he got the hug.
>>63570267
>dance class
Are you 14 OP? >>>/reddit
>>63570889
>that "oh shucks" look he gives at the end
He really thinks he might get somewhere with her.
>>63571639
you can literally pick coal burners out of a crowd. they are so easy to spot
>>63570530
whats with the huge scar on her belly
>>63577985
it's from when chad perforated her womb with his BWC
Reminded me of pic related
anybody know Garrett's last name? We have to find this kid
I impressed a qt with my odd dancing last night
>>63570875
Well at least he tried.
>>63571688
>I like to play sports
yeah sure you fucking wimp
the hottest girl in dance class wanted my nuts and invited me to her art gallery but i met this other girl and i just got back from a date with her
Holy fuck this thread...
>>63579167
Heya Reddit!
>>63579251
Actually, me and my blue haired feminist girlfriend (I am also a feminist), like to light some candles and sit in bed while she finds funny pictures on tumblr and 9gag (shes a 9gag girl), and I find neat and crafty recipes on pintrest. Recently I've taken up making lots of diverse and delicious soups but I'm thinking about being a little edgy and pushing the boundaries on what could be called a vegan lasagna. I will post the deets on my google+ account if you would like to try yourself :)
>>63579657
Sounds like shit desu senpai
>>63577985
C section to get the oversized negroid baby out
>>63570901
>>63570927
>>63570951
Come one man, you can't just blatantly repost old posts from r9k when the garett hunting drama was going on.
>>63570662
She doesnt look average, at least where i live thats not average. I agree on his haircut tho, its total shit.
>>63570875
literally me
>>63571837
jesus i can see why notch jumped ship and sold to microsoft
>>63580231
But now he bitches about being lonely on twitter
>>63571837
>>63579657
do you, too, hate niggers?
>>63580351
If an individual does something that makes me hate them, then I will hate them. But then you have to be careful the problem isn't yourself because then you would just be a projecting faggot.
>>63574148
What a beta fag, setting your standards low from the start
>>63570369
>the plane scene ends
>"X, I'm a big guy...for you."
>takes dick out
>>63574152
>has there ever been a larger group of fags and degenerates?
4channers
>>63570267
>>63570267
John Wick.
>>63580529
But I'd rather date a qt chick than a hot chick anyways.
>>63571869
10/10
>>63570951
>flat brow bridge
>negative canthal tilt
What are these and how do i check if i have them?
damn you guy have to take a break
always coming with that retard /r9k/ shit of PUTTING VAGINA IN A PEDESTAL,thats exactly it,looking for woman aproval while doing the contrary,and if women dont jump in your dick you simply create those categories:chad,stacy,alpha,beta.
maybe if you talk with a """stacey""'' or with a """'chad"""" without treating them like you are in the presence of demigods and realize they are just a normal,full of flaws person just like you but a liitle handsomer,they stop feeling like superior beings too,and them,guess what?
there would just no more chads and stacey
>>63570267
nymphomaniac
This thread got gay, fast. Post the names of grills that are usually hot
>Ana
>Valerie
>Lyrette
>Danielle
>Alexa
>Alexis
>Lauren
>Brittany
>Juliana
>Esmeralda
>>63581397
You do.
>>63570737
That video ends too abruptly, would have loved to see the silence after it. Would have made it even more cringy.
>>63570369
This
>>63571869
>gentlemanesque
reply to this post or your mother dies tonight
>>63577985
It's from chemotherapy
>>63581838
Jessica
>>63581838
Sup Reddit
>>63570875
Literally every girl except alexa were moved by his gesture. You can see that they wished someone would do that for them even though it was awkward
>>63582339
lol
>>63582339
They're all clearly laughing at him.
>>63582339
doesn't surprise me he picked alexa senpai, the other girls aren't that special
>>63582369
Well in that pic they look only amused but it's more clear in the video
>>63582339
>>63582369
Garrett getting all the other bitches wet
>>63582339
They laugh at him at the end of the vid
top lel m8s
>>63582339
>>63582402
Look at that girl on the left. She clearly wishes it was her who he's dancing for
