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How do you defeat him?


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How do you defeat him?
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>Grows tall neck so from his point of view he always has the high ground
Brilliant
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>>63568599
cucK his wife
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>>63568599
Have boyega deepthroat him
that's a good trick
for u
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>>63568599
Lay on my back and look down at him so I have the high ground.
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I cut off his legs and leave him to burn.
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>>63568599
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>>63568599

How does that even makes sense from an evolutionary standpoind? Starwars is really some awful crap...
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>>63569230
>Giraffes don't exist
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>>63569289

Giraffes aren't bipeds. What's the evolutionary advantageof having a long neck while you already have the right limb configuration to climb trees and build stuff? btw shut you dumb mouth u homo.
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>>63569230
evolution isnt always survival. could be sexual selection.
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>>63569405

Yeah, I bet he does the best deepthroats in the galaxy.
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>>63569418
Maybe they're like heyenas where the female has the penis.
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I'd make a big show out of enjoying the smell of my coffee, while I listen to music in my comfy turtle-neck. Even if he kills me, there's some satisfaction in knowing I pissed him off.
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>>63569289
>giraffes can be killed with a pair of scissors
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>>63569374
They could have a very heavy poisonous gas on their planet and the breathable air is higher up.
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>>63568634
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>63568599
if I was a sith lord I'd just make my base have very low door frames
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>>63570028
>men can't be killed with a pair of scissors
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JUST
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Whoa, hey guys
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>>63568599
Is that an emu-man?

Race-mixing has gone too far in Australia
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>>63569230

You don't know the conditions of their homeworld. Could be lots of reasons.
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>Yarael Poof
>Is a poof
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>>63570225
you can't cut my head off with one scissor snip
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>>63568642
...So fuck him?
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>>63568599
I know what I'm aiming for.
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>>63568599
If you have a long and thin neck like that, it would be so weak that it breaks very easily.
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>>63571323
no but you could get stabbed in the jugular and bleed out and die. Fuck off
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>>63569538
nice meme
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