First one to talk gets to ride on my sleigh! Ho ho ho!
>>63563888
Uh, you don't get to bring presents
Merry Crashmas, big guy.
And a happy new Fire.
If i deliver these presents, will you have a good Christmas?
>it would be extremely festive
You're a jolly guy
>For you
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE WORKSHOP LISTS DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER AND VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONNER AND BLITZEN!! BUT RUDOLPH WITH YOUR NOSE SO BRIGHT, WON'T YOU GUIDE MY PLANE TONIGHT!?
You've been a naughty guy
Reminder that exactly Four years ago, Baneposting began here.
TELL ME ABOUT THE SLEIGH
WHY DOES IT GO SO FAST?
IF I GAVE YOU A LUMP OF COAL WOULD YOU BE SAD?
what about guys with dubs?
>>63564082
TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY IS HE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!?
>>63563888
Holy trips
>>63563888
It's been years.
Years.
FUCKING YEARS.
And you fucking asshats are still pushing that stupid fucking meme.
I've had to deal with you idiots for the longest fucking time.
But you're autistic.
You're those people who find something funny, run it into the fucking ground, and keep on telling it just to give your smug self the satisfaction of a chuckle or smirk just because 'you know what you're referring to'.
It's annoying and obnoxious as shit.
Stop.
Just fucking stop it already.
The movie wasn't even that great.
I would understand you guys making that many references over the years if it was a fucking masterpiece, but you have no excuse.
>Sumbuddy git dis hothead outta heer!!!111!!!one
This is how utterly and profoundly annoying you sound.
You're fucking children in a candy store of annoyancey.
Your whole fucking board is a joke.
Not the funny kind of joke, the sad kind of joke.
The sad kind of joke where you take one look at it and think to yourself "Man, these people are very sad individuals. They need help."
Am I mad?
You bet your fucking ass.
I'm mad.
Mad I've had to put up with this nonsense for so fucking long.
Mad that you Reddit shits can't take the fucking hint and drop the tired old meme.
Mad because I know I'll have to put up with this shit for long to come.
Why?
Why do you continue to post this shit?
What consumes a man to memepost with dumb fucking memes that aren't even funny in the first place?
No one finds this shit funny.
No one's laughing.
I've never heard of an anon seeing a Bane post and go "Hahahahaha, that was really funny!"
No, it doesn't fucking happen.
What the fuck kind of sad, lonely, autistic, annoying, retarded monster are you?
You are a fucking Frankenstein of shitposting.
Fuck it.
Just… Just fuck it.
I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
Do as you please.
You have no fucking respect for anyone else.
You have no sense of dignity or honor.
Go back to Reddit.
Stay here.
Who fucking cares anymore.
I'm done.
>>63565643
didn't read lol
>>63565643
We've gotta hothead here!
>>63564139
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would drug Santa's milk and cookies, before throwing him out of the sleigh
>>63565643
Looky here, little bait man wants to play with us Big guys pfffft well we'll see about that
KRAMPUS?
>>63565643
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
>>63565643
> just.. Just fuck it
What did he mean by this, big guys?
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED ELF
IF I PULL THAT BEARD OFF WILL YOU DIE
>>63566588
It would be extremely naughty
>>63565643
HOTHEADs LEAVE
>You're a jolly guyFOR YULE
YESH
THE DARK KNIGHT RISHESH
>>63563888
>>63563966
>>63566122
>>63566588
>>63566622
>>63565643
HOTHEAD
O
T
H
E
A
D
>>63565643
>>63564082
>>63566668
You're a big guy.
>>63566691
Why are there two CIAs?
>OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOME ONE WOULD GIVE MILK AND COOKIES TO A MAN
>BEFORE THROWING HIM DOWN A CHIMNEY
>>63565643
>What consumes a man to memepost with dumb fucking memes that aren't even funny in the first place?
>No one finds this shit funny.
>No one's laughing.
>I've never heard of an anon seeing a Bane post and go "Hahahahaha, that was really funny!"
Emperor's new clothes syndrome. It's like Zizek was saying once, a ideology can survive and persist even no one belives in it solely on the assumption that someone else believes. Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel also applies to what's happening on this board with the baneposters and how they manage to perpetuate the phenomenon.
>>63566618
For you
Sleigh?
>>63566825
There aren't, one is AIC
There are twelve months in a year.
Months in a year. Months in a year.
There are twelve months in a year.
Can you name them?
January
February
March and April
May, June, and July
August
September
October
November
And December when Bane was born.
>>63566949
How does he eat?
TELL ME ABOUT KRAMPUS. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BASKET?
>>63566825
CIA, i'm CIA
>>63567722
TELL ME ABOUT THOSE DUBS! HOW DID YOU GET THEM TWICE!?
>>63567738
CIA? I'm CIA
>>63567773
>4 off
>>63567795
They were after your prize, the CIA man
>>63563888
TELL ME ABOUT RUDOLF, WHY DOES HE HAVE THE RED NOSE
T'was the night before the plane crash
>>63567859
CIA?
>>63567859
CIA?
>>63567859
CIA!? I'm CIA!
>>63567859
CIA?
>>63567900
>>63567903
>>63567927
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR CIA?! LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A CIA AGENT!
>>63567859
CIA?
>>63567877
And all through the sky,
Not an aircraft was stirring
Except a big guy's...
BANE?
STOCKING, I SAID STOCKING.
>>63567773
IT DOESN'T MATER HOW. WHAT MATTERS IS YOU CHECK THEM.
>>63567710
it doesnt matter how he eats, what matters is their dietary plan
>>63565643
>>63567988
CIA?
>>63563888
They expect one of us in the chimney brother
>>63568012
The protein rises
NOTHING
I GOT NOTHING
>>63567957
Imagine a Christmas special where Bane has to rescue Santa and save Christmas, and the two big guys team up.
>>63565643
WHOA SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
Get them all onboard my airplane, Fa la la la la la la la!
>>63568092
Killer Croc as grinch
>>63568088
If I give you coal will you be sad?
>>63568115
What about CIA?
>>63568120
It would be extremely unjolly
>>63565643
>first letter of each sentence doesn't spell out secret message
come the fuck on
>>63563888
fuck you santa you still owe me batmobile playset
>>63568114
you can stay if talk about Bane Fa la la la la la la la!
Checkem
For a second I thought I'm in /r/cringecriclejerk
The wish list I filed with the agency lists an Xbox, an iPad, and some gift cards, but only ONE of YOU.
First one to carol gets to stay in my guest room.
>>63567957
The briefcase was held by the agent with care,
In hopes that the masked man soon would be there;
The hooded friends were nestled all snug in their seats
While Mosquito drove up towards Maimen and Smee;
>>63568292
Fa la la la la la, la la la BIG
On the Twelth day of Banemas, my Big guy gave to me
12 Fires Rising
11 Planes Crashing
10 Jeeps a Drifting
9 Pavels Pouting
8 Soldiers shooting
7 Men in charge here
6 Wreckage Brothers
5 HOT-HEADS MAD
4 Doctors grounded
3 Masked Men
2 Interrogations
And a Flight Plan that only lists me!
>>63563888
Ah you think darkness is your ally?
>>63567859
CIA?
>>63568366
>briefcase
>not waistline
I fucked up.
>>63566824
For Yule
>>63568420
B-A-N-E???
>>63563966
underrated
>>63568451
belthooks nigga
Wilson the small guy
Was a well-excited man
With a dark blue coat, and some khaki pants, and two belt-loops in his hands
>>63567900
>>63567903
>>63567927
>>63567943
>>63567953
>>63568061
>>63568420
Baneposting will never be not funny
