Lads, I think I just fucked up
>Bought into the Star wars hype
>pre-ordered my ticket
Just realised I'm going alone, how do I get around this?
>>63547027
Just don't go, man. It's better to waste a few bucks than to be seen in the cinema by yourself.
>>63547027
by going by yourself and watching the movie of course
Just be sure you're not wearing anything beneath your trench coat and you'll be fine. Smooth even.
>>63547081
I do most things alone so I don't mind but how do I get around the NSP?
>>63547124
the NSP will be busy fighting off the ISIS mujhadin, you will probably be able to slip through undetected.
>shooting in american cinema during Star Wars opening night
>news report on it
>"So far there has been confirmed one dead among the victims. His name was Anon Smith. Eye-witnesses say he was in the cinema by himself. Investigators are now looking into why he went to watch a movie all alone.
>>63547027
Just get really drunk beforehand. Then it'll all be okay.
man up
>going to a hyped movie on opening night
I hope you aren't an American, and if you are, I hope you own body armor.
I should have mentioned that I'm not American. I'll be going during the afternoon.
>>63547027
get shot
>>63547027
Invite a grill or a friend.. or your mom
>>63547500
>No gril
>Friends aren't interested
>Family are going but I wasn't invited
>Mom doesn't give a shit about Star wars
>>63547588
where are you from? maybe you could know some psycho over internet
>>63547805
Ireland
If you're good looking it doesn't matter.
I always go in alone and girls always ask me why I'm alone I just tell them I broke up with someone and I get their number (usually the trash) but I am too scared to call.
>>63547027
Kill yourself, waste of skin
its star wars
giant lonely man children will be the entire audience
>>63547027
>Not going alone
The Star Wars release day is a granted exemption for the No Singles Policy, senpai
>>63547952
>Calling people manchildren on a Taiwanese cartoon imageboard
>>63547257
>It seems the shooter had severe autism which is why he was in the theatre alone, the down syndrome association of America released this statement:
>'AAAAAH BLAFAGITONER REOFREFKRJEBJERKERWVRVV'
>That's all for now
>buying into the Star Wars hype
>again
This movie is going to break records isn't it
>>63547952
If isis are indeed that desperate for their 40 Virgins then it's definitely the night for them
>>63548088
Yep and I know hype is always bad but fuck it
>tfw girlfriend got us tickets
>mfw she hasn't seen a single Star Wars movie in her life
It's a movie. What do you need other people for? Other people can't help you watch a movie can they?
>>63548088
Hype isn't bad, son
>>63548190
It's ok family, she will be on facebook the whole time but will occasionally ask you who people are and what is going on while still not being interested.
>>63548214
No but when the last 3 movies were total flops it's not something I'd buy into not to mention the selling points so far
>muh cast diversity
>original characters are back
And the fact nobody knows shit about the story..it's all in the name brand
>>63547027
falcon license, or hire an escort
>>63549185I'm the guy who created the falcon meme.
>>63547027
Take me, my wife is going with her friend Lamarcus so I'm kinda jelly
Yeah, going alone into a shit movie is pretty bad.
>bought my ticket and don't plan on bringing anyone with me
>Quite social but could only see an early showing
I don't get it, who gives a shit?
Movies are a product, a service, just like every thing else you pay for. Stop acting like a pussy and just enjoy the product you paid for alone. Own it! Do you feel sad when you order food alone? NO, YOU DON'T.
What the fuck is it with people these days feeling shamed about everything?
>>63549550
But I always feel sad. Apart from the times when I'm feeling crippling depression.
>>63548064
Why is the down syndrome association doing the Sheev Spin?
>>63547027
That's why I'm gonna avoid the internet as much as possible after it comes out and wait a week or two to see it. I like going and having a pretty much empty theater to myself.
>>63547027
I am here if you need someone to go with, OP.
>>63547257
>lads
obviously not from burgerland ya goofed
