ITT: we fix Empire Strikes Back
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"Wake up, Luke! You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Oppo Rancisis, the Jedi Master who instructed me!"
JUST KNIT MY SHIT UP
>>63546730
>"Wake up, Luke! You will go to Dex's Diner in the Coruscant system. There you will learn from Dexter Jettser, the four-armed cook who instructed me!"
ftfy
>"Before you begin your journey Luke, make sure you stock up on plenty of Order 66 Cookies and Death Star Destruction energy drink. They're the perfect choice of snack for a Jedi in training such as yourself.
>>63546997
Coruscant is the last place Luke wanted to go. Dex's Diner is probably 2 doors down from Sheevs house.
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praise High Ground who is great =)
>>63547169
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE HIGH GROUND!
>>63547279
There is no way to the High Ground
The High Ground is the way.
>>63547279
It's only high from a certain point of view, sandnigger.
"Oppo! You seek Oppo! Take you to him I will, eheheh!"
>>63547131
>''Luke, I must tell you about Bhagon dildos. They are made from a rare substance called Xoonium, found only on the planet Bhagon. Incredibly durable, yet elastic, the Bagon dildo is the dildo of choice for all those who care about quality. It is constructed by the finest dildo artisans in the entire galaxy. You must obtain one, for it is a good dildo.''
>>63546730
This guy looks like his existence is constant waking agony
>>63547135
>you will never eat at Dex's Diner with Sheev
>>63548204
JUST
>>63548204
Well, he was in the prequels.
