>go to the cinema
>all the butter dispensers are empty or out of function
Why does this still happen all the time?
>>63544633
the falcons use up all the butter, or possibly the crab legs. am I doing this right?
>go to the cinema
>arrived 3 hours late so I could skip the previews
>by myself so I had to sneak past security
>took out a small loan so I could get a soda and some skittles
>movie starts
>get shot by some crazy guy at the front
And that's the last time I'm doing that
>>63544633
>go to theater
>le falcon meme
>oh shit singles policy
>showers
>crab legs
>see james bond
10/10 the meme was ebin
>go to see a movie
>some band is in the theater rehearsing
>can't hear the movie
This is why I only go early in the day.
>>63544696
Yes but practise makes perfect
>>63544633
Because normies dont get extra butter, and the weirdos that do are too awkward to ask the employees to refill it when its empty.
>>63544633
There always seems to be one butter dispenser that doesn't work when I go to the theatre.
>go to cinema
>can't get in because I'm on the no fly list
Thanks Obama
>go to cinema
>tins of popcorn seasonings near the napkins and straws are gone and they have the fucking gall to charge you extra for little seasoning packets with your $10+ popcorn
Fuckers
>go to the cinema
>get shot
>get a tub of falconlegs
>get shot
>falconlegs cost 10 living crabs now
>get shot
>only way to get crabs is to search the showers
>get shot
>enter showers
>get shot
>currently crab season, thank god
>get shot
>slide my penis across the floor
>get shot
>several crabs grab hold of my penis and balls with their claws
>get shot
>use crabs to buy falconlegs
>get shot
>enter cinema
>get shot
>fail the penis inspection at the door due to claw wounds on my cock
>get taken out into the backroom and get doubletapped by a squad of FBPI
>family gets deported to gautanamo for harbouring a terrorist
>they are forced to churn butter until they die of exhaustion
>at cinema order the Porterhouse
>They're out of ketchup
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wake up
>cereal box isnt working properly
>cant get the bluetooth to connect to it
>live close to the cinema so whatever
>thankfully they are showing the news + weather report right now
>buy deep fried cornflakes and deep fried milk
>go sit down so that I can catch my morning routine
>actually wake up
>realise it was a dream
>I am actually a falcon with crab legs and my penis is being inspected in the showers
>it was a dream to escape the trauma of what is happening
>after inspection NSP shoots me from the watchtower for 'insubordination and un american activities'
>>63544633
What the fuck is a butter dispenser?
go to the cinema with my falcon
we eat crabs legs with extra butter
I get shot
It was a funny meme
>>63544633
Is butter dispenser an American thing?
>arrive at cinema
>forgot bulletproof vest at home
>>63544633
stupid fatfuck americans needing butter dispensers at their cinemas
