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5 things you should never say to a female Star Wars fan
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That's a lot of SJWs /tv/
I thought you said they didn't exist
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>>63543575
Do u lads think she touches herself to the idea of Boyega's BBBC? (Big Black British Cock)
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>>63543575
I really want to grab those puppers.
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>>63543575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igf96qnjHTE

In case you wanted to know how badly female star wars fans are oppressed in our culture
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>>63543575
>I thought you said they didn't exist

Don't fall for /co/mblr lies, we can save this board.
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why do normies act like star wars is some obscure thing
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>>63543730
My wife and I played Galaxies together. She's a keeper. Bustle whore in forever 21 vintage tee is not.
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Did you know it's the CURRENT YEAR /tv/?
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i'm more dumbfounded by how stereotypical they look
>it will give us more validation if we look like how they think female nerds look like!
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Oh come on.. There has never been a girl in the history of the universe that liked anything cool, unless their boyfriend taught them, or if they pretend to like it to attract a guy.
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>>63543670
ofcourse they are all fat
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>>63543575
Who is she?

She seems hot and intelligent.
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>>63543670
They're all Jabba clones.

Talk about being really into star wars.
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what will they say a month from now when its no longer 2015?
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>>63543575
>2 threads shilling this video
Give this thing more attention idiots
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>>63545052
It's 2016
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>>63544917
>to attract a guy
a shapely rock could attract a guy.
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>63543575
Why do feminists all look alike?
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>>63543730
cuz they're women. They've enjoyed star wars ironically for the past 10 years. they see a rabid primarily male fan base and they foam at the mouth at the amount of negative/positive attention they might get - because they clearly wouldn't get it any other way by the looks of them.
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>>63543628
>Things you should say to all female SW fans

I'd prefer the plural noun "Yodas" myself
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>>63543670
it's 2015
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>>63543575
I want my face in those titties.
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>>63545130
I read that in Uwe Bolles' voice
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>>63543873
The indoctrination is real. John Oliver says it enough times, it just WORKS.
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>>63543575
I wouldn't mind playing with her Jabbas.
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>>63543730
A better question is why do feminists think only women can be accused of being a poseur?

How did this meme start? Why is it so attractive to women to constantly think of themselves as victims all the time?
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>>63543628
>those big tits
>those DSL
>Some weight on her but not obese

I'd cum inside her desu
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>>63543575

get a load of this fat cunt
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
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THICK
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>>63543575
Wow, Larkin Love really let herself go. Would still fuck though.
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>>63543670
>is Darth Vader Luke's dad?

fucking spoilers, jesus. what a couple of cunts
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>>63543575
>Horn-rimmed glasses

Mark of the megacunt
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>>63543670
>is hoth cold?

what did she mean by this?
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>>63543873
Wow congrats bet you're proud

xDDD I'M GONNA GET LE SOO MANY REPLIED TO THIS EBIC MAYMAY REFERANCE I JUST FOUNDDD Xd kek
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>>63543670
>that dislikeable thing has a boyfriend
lmao
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>>63545272
you were a little boy, scraped your knee, everyone said MAN UP!

if you were a little girl, before you even took a step outside they cooed and soothed you because the sun was too bright for your eyes. If you're treated like a poor little pet your whole life that's how you act.
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>>63545164
see
>>63545327
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That dislike bar is proof that threads like these are literally their only audience

I wouldn't be surprised if OP or that >>63543670
poster is actually behind the video.


If this makes you mad then you should congratulate them. Because that was their goal.
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identifying yourself as someone who enjoys one of the most successful film franchises of all time, which broke new ground in terms of marketing and merchandising and generally brainwashing the public

I don't have to worry about what I'll say because I'll either avoid people like this or laugh in their faces for being such delightfully good goyim
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>>63543575
She looks exactly like my ex who was a big Star Wars fan. feeeeels
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>>63545331
nice meme there friend :^)
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>>63543575
36 DD
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>>63543575
I'm not a starwars fan at all but I guarantee I know more about it and have spent more time consuming star wars media than her.
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>>63543575
What are the 5 things?
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>>63543575
> current year meme

Its fucking hilarious to me that this is an actual thing people say completely unironically.
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if i met a female star was fan i'd ask her some obscure EU facts, but the EU doesn't matter anymore so whatever
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What they want to happen with this video:
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD A BOOK BY TIMOTHY ZAHN YOU FAT CUNT BITCH
>LOL I'D FUK YOU BB BUT YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR WARZ
>HAHA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF I'LL RAPE U WHORE

Comments like that and a lot of attention so they can "prove their point" about how oppressed women are in the 1st world because mean people on the internet yelling at them is the worst thing that can happen. Then they show that off to their SJW friends whose problem glasses slide off their faces due to being so shocked by the horrible oppression and misogyny, and the video becomes a battleground that ends up making the channel more popular. It's manufactured controversy and getting both sides riled up for the sake of attracting attention is the only goal.
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>>63545547
>I guarantee I know more about it and have spent more time consuming star wars media than her.

That's not an accomplishment considering a 7 year old knows more about SW than the cast of the new movie + the director + Carrie Fisher.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcOHdfbZ4Ok
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>>63545604
also how doing that was completely accepted here where people where doing that since like 2011, but stopped when john oliver started acting like a fucking faggot on tv.
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>>63545273
>not obese
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>>63543670
>It's 2015
STOP
FUCKING STOP
FUCK YOU MEME MAGIC
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON?
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>>63543670
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR GUYS COME ON
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>>63545641
Most male SW fans couldn't answer those questions either, and it wouldn't matter because the EU is stupid fanfiction.
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>>63545659
There's a difference between anonymously memeing for shits and giggles and actually trying to use the year as some sort of "I win" argument in real life about real issues.
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>>63545659
It was part of the Costanza meme, that's all. It was more like "wow it's the current year and you're still doing this thing a lot of people do (inferring that doing such a thing is primitive)? Haha le epic maymay image to mock you".

Libfags use it similarly but also to shut down any criticism, like "WOW it's the current year and you haven't accepted all of my extreme liberal horseshit that is based more on feelings and perceptions than real life? What a fucking bigot! It's the current year guys come on that means everything has to change and all my opinions are correct and all I need to do is tell you the current year to remind you of that". And I live in a country where the prime minister uses that to explain why he has a forced diversity quota for his staff so believe me when I tell you how much I hate this shit.
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>>63543670
>a young man's existential crisis when he finds out his father is the enemy
That's not what Star Wars is about.
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>>63545871
That was the first thing I thought hearing that.
That is the god damn plot synopsis but never the point of star wars.
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>lol SJWs are so ridiculous
>half the comments are some variation of "i wanna rape this bitch"
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CURRENT
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b-b-but they are the female equivalent of a neckbeard. why would I find it strange that they are Star Wars fans?
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Would you /tv/?

I know I would.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ2IhpcMZ6A
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>>63545997
ah yes the female fedora, glasses and dyed hair and red lipstick
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>>63543575
WHAT ARE THE 5 THINGS, YOU €UCKS?

I'm curious but I wouldn't feel right giving this fat cunt a view
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>>63545949
just fucking kill yourself
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>>63546053

dat neck
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>>63546053
Have sex with a gay man dressed as a woman? No, sorry. Faggot.
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>>63546188
nigger the hambeast you're likely fucking is definitely more mannish than she is
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>>63546053
I'd blast deep and call he a fag afterward.
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I wonder if women genuinely think that there is no difference between a male and female fan.

With Male star wars fans I could talk about the Thrawn books.
I could ask them if they prefer KotOR 1 or KotOR 2 and judge them based on their answer.
What he would do in the Star wars universe and you generally get something other than "join the rebels"/"become a jedi"

There are a lot of opinions and a huge pool of common knowledge we share right from the get go.

With girls it is always about the girl. How special she is for liking Star Wars. How she isn't like all the other girls. How she loves cosplaying princess Leia and/or Twi'leks.
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>>63545949
Oh no
So triggering
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>liking star wars
>thinking you'll get some hot stud to be your boi
>thinking you're a special snowflake
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>>63543670
My number 1 thing to never say to a female Star Wars fan is, "Hello".
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>>63546216

>you will never have a qt farm girl who lives in the hills serve you rasins
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>Hello not #1
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>>63546272
>I could ask them if they prefer KotOR 1 or KotOR 2 and judge them based on their answer.
kekekekek

you must have a lot of friends.
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>>63546272
I know a girl I could actually talk Star Wars with, but she's a 6'3'' bull lesbian who never dipped in to the games or EU.
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>>63546272

>joining the rebels

The best course of action would be to join the empire's army. If you are only a grunt, you most likely wont be stationed on the Death Stars, so you wont get blown away and you would probably be enforcing empire rule on cool planets, which would be mostly risk free, as the rebellion isn't that large.
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>>63546358
I do.
But only if they answer correctly.
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>>63546216
Even if that were true, at the very least I would be burying my dong in a woman's vagina, not some hairy fucking man ass.
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>>63546345
Thank fuck, raisins are nasty
wouldn't mind the grill tho
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>>63546053
Why are men the only ones who do this degenerate faggot shit? When's the last time you heard of a woman getting a dick attached and calling herself Jim?
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>>63543670
>its 2015
I stopped watching there.
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The first sentence is "it's 2015" fuck this gay earth
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Bros, I'm having trouble remembering what year it is.
Can anyone help me?
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>>63546472
You are just asking for someone to post that webcomic about an uncut prosthetic dick.
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>>63546272
>What he would do in the Star wars universe

Back in SWG I was a surveyor. I'd just drive around planets in my speeder with my little scanner trying to find resource rich sites that hadn't been worked yet. It might sounds kinda boring but its one of my fondest memories from playing any MMO.
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>>63546506
Was honestly really curious. You never ever hear about women doing this. Just mentally unstable faggots who like to play dress up.
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>>63546188
>>63546382
>this guy

Stop being so afraid to step outside your comfort zone.
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>>63543575
those are some big fat tits
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>>63543670
>IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR

fuck off
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>>63546492
the current one
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>>63543575
IT'S 2015102 S'IT
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>>63543873
S.S.D.Y.
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>>63543670
>It's 2015
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>>63546521
That's what made pre-NGE so special. You could do whatever the fuck you wanted and actually roleplay. If you wanted to be in a jizz band, you could. If you wanted to just hunt beasts, you could. Any style of play was genuine, not just combat

Then they ruined it and the whole game was just Jedi running around whacking each other with glowbats
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>>63543670
In the beginning does she say ''the new hero is a bad ass lady'' or ''fat ass lady''??
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>>63546537

>just be a faggot like me man
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>>63546616
Galaxies Emu and The Repopulation are your only hopes
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>>63546661
Hey man, It's 2015. That's not cool.
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>>63543575
>problem glasses

everytime
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>>63543575
I fucking hate nerd "culture" dude

It's all based on consumerism and conspicuous consumption.

Being a geek or a need these days doesn't mean you're intelligent. It means that you poss your money away on plastic dolls and posters.

And this is what these stupid fucking women are fighting for? The right to be empty headed consumers? Any moron can buy into this subculture. It isn't fucking special.

I fucking hate "nerds".
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>>63546701
Not even amerrican but how asshurt will these people be if the trump wins?
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>>63546377
>Bioshit
>Obsidian "It's not our fault we never ever finish a game" Entertainment

The correct answer is "neither."
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I'm a man who has seen every Star Wars film only once, I saw the prequel trilogy in order when they came out when I was a child and I saw the original trilogy five years ago, I enjoyed them but never really cared too much for them. I played a Star Wars RPG with a few friends that was quite fun but that's it.

I do think it's funny how tons of women feel they have to "prove" themselves as real fans of a series, I imagine a lot of actual fans just wouldn't give a shit.
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>>63543575
Which one out of the two is better at giving dome? I bet glasses knows how to chug cock quite well.
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>>63546767
Fine answer. I like you.

Other acceptable ones are also.
KotOR 1 during the first playthrough or Kotor 2 with the restored content mod.
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Why do sassy women feel the need always shake their head side to side?

Does it add anything to what they say?
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>>63543670
>story about lukes existential crisis
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63546765
Well they're all "moving to Canada" if it happens so we won't have to worry about it.

Right?
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>>63543575
Why do liberals like counting to 5 so much?
Can they not count higher?
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>>63543575
She's cute, probably would of been a decent housewife in the 1950s if she were conditioned differently, too bad she's stupid in all the wrong ways.
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>>63546874
I'm not american so I don't have to worry either way but I kind of find it funny how a lot of them are already booty-distraught at the mere idea of him winning

Seth Rogen or Jlaw are famous people I know that are pretty pissed

And honestly as far as I'm aware the trump said he'd love to get along with Putin, so between stable world peace and pissed off SJWs would there be any negative to this guy winning?
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>mfw

>>63543730
It was a long time ago
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>>63546765
Trump will not win though.
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>>63543670
>its 2015

I giggled
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>>63543873
didn't this meme originate on 4chan around 2012?
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>>63543670
2 0 1 5
0 1 5 1
1 5 1 0
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My girlfriend liked The Sopranos, Six Feet Under and Breaking Bad. She's not an american white woman in 2015 , though.
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>>63543670
Lmoa, these hamplanets probably went on wookiepedia and looked up the plot synopsis of each movie.
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When did "being a nerd" become liking something like Star Wars, one of, if not the most popular things in the world? And this movie isn't about liking the books or the games or any of that bullshit, it's being able to recite basic facts anyone with a memory who've seen the films a couple times could say.

When I grew up, everyone watched Star Wars, everyone had Star Wars toys, etc. If you were a nerd, that meant you had to something at least as basic as read Asimov or Heinlein or play D&D or do something that wasn't 100% mainstream.
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>>63546953

lmao star wars was never an obscure thing
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>>63547042
Because they're retarded, Star Wars has been popular here for decades, even during commie times star wars was popular here

''Nerd'' by their account is something that isn't thinking about cock/pussy all day long
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>>63546765
I'm fucking Karl Marx compared to most of the people on here but I want Trump to win because America will never live it down. And he probably will
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>>63545553
1 Do you really love star wars
2 You dont look like a star wars fan
3 Did your boyfriend get you into star wars
4 I bet leia is your favourite character
5 Did you get your sw shirt at forever 21
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>>63543670
>literally starts with IT'S 2015
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>>63546053
That's a pretty good voice for a faggot man
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>>63546968
In the time it took you to post, his numbers have gone up 23%.
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>>63543575
I honestly hate obsessed Star Wars fans, whether they're old, young, male, female, straight or transgenderd. They always try to portray Star Wars as if it was this amazing work of art, and that everything involved in producing the film was the epitome of human creativity. This is despite the fact that even Lucas admitted it was just a film franchise whose only purpose was to sell film tickets and market toys. Nothing from this movie was intended to be anything more than that.

So when I see people arguing if Solo shot first, whether the EU should be considered canon, or complaining how Lucas ruined the beauty of Star Wars, I just look at them with contempt and confusion. These people are wasting their lives on matters even the creators and actors of the franchise could not care less about.

I liked Star Wars, but come on. It's a film franchise initially targeted for children. The fact that people actually see it as a legitimate mature piece of art just baffles me. Now you have videos of people trying to defend their devotion to a science-fantasy film franchise targeted at children? Who cares that someone thinks you’re not a “real” fan. Lucas and Disney wouldn’t.
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> open video
> "ITS 2015!!!"
> close video
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>>63543670
>first 3 seconds
>ITS 2015
stopped watching there
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>>63547227
Trump will not win though.

all he is achieving is splitting up the conservative vote and essentially guarantee a win for bernie or hillary.
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>>63545553
1. What is the name of the black armored guy? Rymes with Marth Wader
2. What is the main Jedi/Sith weapon?
3.What is Lukes last name?
4. What is Luke's sister's name?
5. What species is Chewbacca?
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>>63547292
They're legitimately good movies, and the EU stuff is good like the Jedi Knight series and KOTOR and Galaxies
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>>63547346
The numbers say otherwise but w/e.
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>>63543575
She started liking Star Wars after the prequels. Just because you buy a top of the original trilogy don't make you "le super fan"
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>>63543575
>8k likes
>25k shares

>>63543670
>under 3k views
>probably half are /tv/

I don't understand.
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>>63547244
Strangly hypnotic, she looks a like a chubby Katy Perry, that isn't a bad thing at all.
Can't stand listening to that video though, I could only take 10 seconds.
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>>63546765
Maximum asshurt. They unironically view him as a fascist white supremacist
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>>63547419
I think you can upload videos directly on facebook
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>>63543627

>big black British cock
>not British broadcasting cock
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>>63543575
Theyre in full force. Some feminist dyke wrote a whole article on why Taylor Swift is a "nazi barbie"

you know, because being an attractive white person with blonde hair and blue eyes is enough to make you a literal nazi now days

>t-the slippery slope isnt real!
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>>63547292
I'm the same way. My best friend is a huge Star Wars nerd. He doesn't read much, but the books he has read were mostly all Star Wars novels. EU trash and novelizations of the movies and video games. He loves Star Wars video games too of course. Constantly goes on about this or that spaceship or why Darth Whatever is such a cool villain and he wishes they'd make a movie about him.

I like this guy, we've been friends for 11 years, ever since high school, but Jesus Christ do I ever just turn my brain off when Star Wars comes up.
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>>63547419
>>under 3k views
>>probably half are /tv/

>I don't understand.
Here is how it works
>create a video like this
>post it on 4chan and MRA reddits and other places where people would obviously take the bait and post hateful comments
>write an article about how the comments in this video proof that blablabla

They get money from the clicks on both the video and the article which both create more clicks on the other.
They might even create a follow up video if they get enough hate.
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>>63547466
>mfw I used to know a decent guy that literally degarded into a french moustache typical frustrated sjw type

Wish we still spoke so I could ask his opinion on the trumpster, just for reference of course
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>>63547244
I need a webm of her at the end when she stops talking and doesn't know what to do with her mouth

It almost makes me think this is a parody.
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Has anyone ever experienced this "you're a woman so you can't love this thing"?
Because everytime a female says that she loves SW\video game\other "nerd culture" stuff, the reaction is always the same
>Hey I love Han Solo, he's my favourite
>Cool
That's it
I've never encountered anything but a positive or an aloof response from a guy hearing that shit
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>>63543575
Is, "god damn, gurl, yo you got dem fat titties and shit, " on the list by any chance?
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>>63547244
Those glasses aren't real.
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>>63546053
Do you think he talks like that when alone? Or does he revert back to his normal voice?
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>>63543575
I M E A N C O M E O N
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>>63547634
Rarely ever directly to a girl but I have seen it.
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>>63547634
Most of these "comments" are things lonely, bitter guys say to one another about women, not things they actually say to women. Because women rarely ever talk to guys like this, and when they do they're so awkward and out of their depth they only manage the most terse and generic of replies.
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>Fat hipster face with hip glasses claims to be star wars fan

>Instead of making a video, about what she likes about star wars, and talking about her memories of the film....

>Rambles on about how oppressive and dangerous male fans can be if they say words

Yeah I don't believe you, fuck off.
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>>63545332
>that dislikable thing has a vagina
FTFY
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>>63543575
Top kek, she's a walking stereotype.
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>>63547769
nice projecting senpai
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>>63547003
2011 was when costanza.jpg became inescapable, but yeah.
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>>63546216
Do you even know what a real vagina feels like?

A surgically induced hole can never feel as good
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>>63547978
>can never feel as good

You sound like a man against science.
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>>63546765

butthurt levels unheard of. Buzzfeed and the rest of those sites and said they wont ever talk about him again. They are so angry and frustrated that their little jokes have done literally nothing to stop him

I really want him to win now just for the adventure of it. Everyone else sucks anyway
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>>63543670
God I hate this shit.

>"ARE YOU REALLY A STAR WARS FAN??!!"

It's like that SVU episode about the evil gamers. Nobody fucking talks like this.
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>WAHHHH WOMEN
>WAHHHH SJWs!
I want /v/eddit to leave
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>>63546375
I'd join the empire because they are objectively right
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>>63543627
Mate Boyago has Kleinfelters, he has a tiny penis.
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>>63547133
Same boat.

Not that I can stand SJW shit but I'm pretty progressive. I sorely want Trump to be president for a lot of people to eat fucking crow and for America to realize how shit it can be.
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>>63548085
>reddit is /v/ and /pol/ now

We've come full circle.
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>>63543873
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>>63543575

>how are her fucking arms so small
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>>63548386

All of her fat is in her brain
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TRIGGERED
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>>63546053
>all those non-neutral pronouns

Xir's not gonna make me fall for that one, y'all just wanna see me get crucified
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>>63545524

>mfw my gf is 5'9 125 lbs with DDs, and she doesn't like the prequels and isn't excited for the new ones
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>>63548677
>5'9
She's taller than most men in the world.
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>>63548677
>mfw your online "girlfriend" is cheating on you
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>>63548386
She's really not that fat.

She's basically has Lana Larkin's body type.
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>>63543670
wow
women aren't funny
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>I'm a woman treat me special
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>DON'T QUIZ ME, SHITLORD
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>>63548054
Enabling transgenderism is unscientific
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>>63548887
Bullshit.

The moment we manage to leave this planet and find some other species I hope we figure out how to fuck it in some way.
Finding ways to fuck men is just a small step compared to that.
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>>63548802
You must be the girl in the OP pic, because that bitch is fat as fuck. Don't know who lana larkin is though and google didn't show anything.
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>>63547653

I'd fire my photon torpedos down her exhaust shaft
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>>63548954
I hope you catch space aids and get enslaved in an asteroid mine.
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>>63548887
>anti-transcendance

Soon we will be a vast network of thoughts spreading across the cosmo, anon.

Gender isn't just fluid.

It's archaic.
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>>63549038
I hope so too.
Sadly that is all too far in the future.

Lets figure out how to fuck everything on this planet in the meantime.
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>>63543670
mememememememememememememememe

Call Captain Ahab because we found Moby Dick's kids
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>>63543575


>5 THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT READING

FIXED THAT FOR YOU OP!!
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>>63548769

You mean manlets
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>Turning fucking loser nerd Star Wars fandom into some sort of Oppression Olympics Battlefield

That's some seriously fucking desperate reaching. We need another full scale war so these kiddies can go protest something worthwhile for a few months.

Jesus they must be bored.
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>Look

>It's 'Insert Current Year Here'

errytime f a m
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>I'm a real fan

>I know that Darth Vader is Luke's dad

Ten bucks says they enjoyed the prequels and didn't see a single one of the O.T. in the theaters.
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>>63549312
It is kinda weird to define real fan as someone who also doesn't like certain stuff like the prequels in this case.
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>>63546053
>20 trans killed
>in 9 fucking months
thats a pretty good track record if you ask me, being trans almost sounds like a way to lower your chance of getting killed to near none
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>>63545130
FAK YOUS ALL
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>>63549377

Being a Star Wars fan who enjoys the prequels is like being a Punk fan who is a Green Day or Blink 182 fan, you know what I mean?
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>>63546053

>Things Trans Women would like you to know

>Video is hosted by a Drag Queen

Why not get a Drag King to host it instead? Or can't they speak on their own behalf?
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>>63549471
do you live in brazil or some shithole?
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>>63546053

>It makes us feel like you are dismissive to our whole attempt to transition to a different gender

But I am senpai, I am.
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1. "Would you like a stable relationship with me?"
2. "It would be great if you would wash yourself every once in a while, like once a week or so"
3. "Stop using our kitchen knives to cut yourself"
4. "Yes, I would love to sit down and hear your daddy issues"
5. "I don't mind raising your black child"
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>>63549635
>I don't know what a trans woman is
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>>63549635
>When gay fags had integrity and you enjoyed their faggy flamboyancy.

I miss those days when they didn't piss me off.
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>>63545155
Women are insecure.
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>>63543575
CAN THIS BE A NEW MEME??
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>>63545130
The people who made the video are posting the threads here.

same as it ever was
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>>63549074
>not wanting to keep humanity pure with robotic upgrades to limbs at the very maximum

I hope my kind wipes out your kind in the future
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>>63549074
Even then, there will be people who prefer to take the ideas of others and integrate them into themselves and people who prefer to project their ideas into others.

The former will be female, the latter will be male.
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>>63549804
>wiping out legion

Good luck, meatbag.
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>>63549675
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/01/us/murder-rates-rising-sharply-in-many-us-cities.html
murder happens everywhere idiot
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>>63549791
Naw, this is neo/tv/ which is basically /v/ incarnate.

As bad as we were we generally talked about things we like (favorite shows, movies, actors, directors, etc.). /v/ has always talked incessantly about things that they hate (gamersgate, hipsters, reddit, viraling, etc.).

As terrible as some of the things we had years ago (waifus, pedos, tripfags, etc.) we still at least didn't constantly drone on and on and on and on about things that made us "rage".
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>>63543670
IT'S CURRENT YEAR
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>>63549776
We already have it with John Oliver
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>>63549952
>i've never been to /v/
>let me tell you about what its like there
>see, everything I don't like comes from there!

... son, you have the autism.
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>>63549952
Man the post are the same just the boogeyman are different.

I swear I read the same shit years ago but we weren't scared of /pol/ or /v/ but of ebaumsworld.

4chan and especially /tv/ was never good. And if you think that people coming from other boards then I want you to think back when you found /tv/
because I am pretty sure this wasn't your first website you hipster fag.
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>>63545155
>a shapely rock could attract a guy.
it better have a warm hole
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>>63549711

Well a "Trans Man" is a guy who dresses up like a woman.

So I assumed a Trans Woman is a woman who dresses up like a man.

The guy in the video is a Transvestite. A man dressed up as a woman.

So it's odd he's speaking on behalf of women who dress like men.
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>>63546341
Underrated
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>>63549952

This is sort of true.

Although I'll probably take "I hate SJW threads" over "Here are dozens of pictures of naked children, but it's art you fucking Mods! Stop reporting me to the FBI!" threads. That shit was pretty uncomfortable tbqh.
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>>63545130

FAHKEEN REEETAHDED VIZARD IN ZA FOREST
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>>63550033

>It better have a warm hole

My neighbor got arrested for fucking a tree. Cut his dick up pretty bad. Warm Holes are more like a bonus.
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>problem glasses
>current year intensifies
>pink lipstick
>fat

Must be tumblr!
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I can't wait till Donald Trump puts these faggots in a camp
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>>63550015
>>63550030
Heh, /v/ was my first board (from BYOB/FYAD on SA). I've seen it go through more iterations than summer's you've been here.

/tv/ WAS a better board. /v/ was too but it's far worse as well. Also, if you don't think the exodus from /v/ (after HARMONY, splitting the board, GG, etc.) to other boards didn't contribute to them getting shittier than you just haven't been here long enough.
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>>63549729
yo...

that movie's comfy af desu senpai
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>>63550168
Donald Trump is just a racist feminist, he probably spoils his rich wives
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>>63550040
No man, a trans woman is a "woman" who used to be a man.
Yes, they refer to them as trans women, because that's what they want to be, and that's what they dellude themselves thinking they are.

But they aren't you say! Well yeah, but still they think they are women.

>mfw some chick at facebook getting triggered at a dude calling transvestites with a male plural pronoun
Literally mentally ill
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>>63543670
>DUDE 4CHAN MEMES OUTSIDE OF 4CHAN
jesus christ the autists in the comments are no different than the ones in the video
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>>63550175
So people from /v/ made this board worse?
Which you know because you came from /v/ to /tv/?
but you don't count as part of the problem?

Fuck man I don't give a single shit about the interests of people

If someone likes music and television and he wants to discuss both on 4chan there is no problem with him browsing /tv/ and /mu/

same with books, videogames politics and all the other shit.

you are the one with a problem if part of your identity is which board on 4chan you primarily spend your time on.
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>>63543670
>tfw no gf with 36 DD Tauntauns
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>>63549608
being a star wars fan who enjoys the prequels is like being a child that enjoys a film series for children, the prequels aren't any better nor are they any worse than the original trilogy, it's just entertainment.
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>>63550218

>a trans woman is a "woman" who used to be a man.

There is no such thing.

They are making things far too confusing. They need to K.I.S.S.
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>tfw conservative attracted to thick mousy women with bright lipstick and stupid glasses
what do
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>>63543670
I fucking hate female nerds
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>>63550355

>the prequels aren't any better nor are they any worse than the original trilogy, it's just entertainment.

Check out the secretly seething with anger retard who enjoys the prequels and is now trying to subtly defend them by lowering the O.T. to their level.

Not going to work faggot. You no-taste-having-retards have been trying this since 1999.
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>>63547454
yeah, i'd love to fuck her tits. she could keep reminding me what year it is while she does it.
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>>63550273
>I can't browse two boards at the same time and watch how one changes over time by the cause of the other

Alright.

As for your other point, every board has a different culture and attitude.

If it has never been apparent to you that /d/, /b/, /r9k/, /fit/, /new/pol/, /cgl/, /sp/, etc. have vastly different tones than you're either really new, only browse this board, or lying.

If one board starts to become like another while people on said board are mentioning specifically what other boards they browse, well, it doesn't take a social engineer to work out that one.

Since you're keeping track I also browse /gif/ and /g/ since they started.
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>>63550475
Your spacing seems off

Kinda like you are used to pressing enter twice to get to the next line

Seems

Kinda

Like

you are from reddit.
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>>63543670
36
DOUBLE D
TAUNTAUNS

>Having "being an obnoxious bitch" as your primary personality trait
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>>63547978
The butt is better.
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>>63550513

>Criticizing 4chan double spacing meme

Can't tell if reddit or oldfag
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>>63549952
>BOOHOO STOP MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE
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>>63543627
He's not British.
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>>63545641

I'd just ask them normal star wars questions, since I doubt they would be able to answer without prior research.
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>>63549909
>20 murders in 9 months is normal for americans
okay
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>>63551311
The United States has a lot more people than your little backwater.
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>>63544917
lol
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>>63546053
Holy shit that voice is actually impressive for a trans person how is this possible
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ITT: pissbabies who've never spoke to a woman before
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>>63551408
kek

144 murders in my whole country last year (16.8 Million citizens).
11 murders in my city - 800K citizens.

But keep thinking 20 murders in 9 months is an improvement.
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>>63543670
>less than a second in
>ITS 2015
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>>63543575

>5 things you should never say to a female Star Wars fan

1. Hello
2.
3.
4.
5.
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> female Star Wars fan
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>female Star Wars fan
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>>63551724
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63543670
>look, it's 2015

Stopped watching right there and closed the video. First statement in the video and I'm already triggered.
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