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What went wrong?
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They didn't follow the game closely enough and incorrectly believed they could make something better.
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that stupid russian actress girl is box office poison
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Mila Kunis disappears halfway through the final shootout and is never referenced to again

Max Payne is one of my favorite game franchises and there is a lot to hate with this film, but that elevator scene isn't just lousy filmmaking, it's "fuck you, you paid to see this"
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>>63542188
she's ukranian-french though
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>>63541983

the producers didnt understand why people loved the game and didnt know how to translate whatthey could into a movie.
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>>63541983
Mark Smallturd
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>>63542250
yeah she still fucked this movie and Oblivion up bad
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>>63541983
They got mila 'Can't act for my life' kunis instead of kathy tong
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mp ruined my life
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>>63542367
literally Rust: The Game
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>>63542367
I do not understand
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>>63542508
fav part.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0npD2l9Px5I
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>>63542715
where can I download this sample pack?
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Ludacris as Jim Bravura

Marky Mark as Max Payne

Did you even watch the movie or you just spamming the same thread for random movies, cuz there's like 3 or 4 on right now.
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It went too far into the unrealistic and tried too hard to be like Sin City.

If it had followed the majority of the main plot of Max Payne -- and thrown in some of the nightmare sequence -- it would've turned out better.
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>>63541983
Video game movies are always trash, and even general audiences know this
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>>63542870
>and even general audiences know this
Yet Resident Evil got up to movie 6.

Fans stayed away from 2 onwards, but the rest is thanks to your general audiences.

Yay for normies, right?
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>>63542154
along with a horrible cast.
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Sam Lake didn't write it.
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>>63543240
>implying MP3 is bad
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>>63543301
Not as good as it could have been
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>>63543301
3 is glorified fan fiction, it wasnt just lake missing, the developers changed too, everything.

You're defending a game that switched from noir NYC to sun baked Rio de Janero.
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>>63543432
>3 is glorified fan fiction
what can you do when Sam Lake would rather dedicate the rest of his life to garbage like Alan Wake and Quantum Break
>the developers changed too, everything.
Rockstar did it justice, the writer from Red Dead had the chops for the dialogue especially
and that multiplayer, hot damn
>You're defending a game that switched from noir NYC to sun baked Rio de Janero.
that's correct
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>>63543503
>Alan Wake
>Garbage
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>>63543301
>>63543301
>MP3
AIFF

pleb
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>>63542805
made this thread yesterday, but I was too drunk to follow the movie and/or articulate the questions I had about it.
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>>63543301

It is compared to MP1 and 2. Some of the monologues were cringeworthy as fuck
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VALKYR FUCKING SHITS
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>>63541983
>Not noir
>No narration
>Marky mark
>Mila Kunis
>Ludacris
>No shootdodge
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good movie
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>>63545633
Some of the monologues were the best in the series imo

>Look at me. I'd been contracted to protect two people. One was being held in some hole. The other one was sitting at this desk, with a bullet in his head. And the company that had its logo on my paycheck was melting on top of my head.
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