The patrician has spoken.
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/best-movies-2015
>>63539299
>50 shades of grey
>Trashman.jpg
wtf
>>63539299
>arabian nights
ayy i just finished watching that
good taste
>best actress
>Amy Schumer
this man is consistently the best at making lists that have just enough legitimately brilliant films to make people question whether or not obvious, factual statements like "50 Shades of Grey is an awful film" are true. he's a genius. the thinking man's Armond White
>>63539522
Its a shame hes being picked up by low cineIQ letterboxd teens tho
>>63539552
Who's your favorite critic then?
>LI’L QUINQUIN
Wasn't this 2013
>all thos Trainwreck noms
>patrician
But Field Niggas sounds like its made for /tv/
>>63539458
Won best film at Cannes. It's not hard to just copy France.
>I’m unhappy to note that very few of the movies on this year’s list were directed by women. It’s a reminder that there aren’t enough women making movies, at every level and branch of the art.
DROPPED
>>63539299
Looks like he has cultural marxist jungle fever or something jesus christ that list
>Best movies
>30. Fifty Shades of Grey
>Best actress
>Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades of Grey
haha this is a joke right
right
>>63540039
>we should force women directors even if they are not on par with their male competitors
>>63540027
>Won best film at Cannes.
But Dheepan won this year
>>63539299
B A S E D B R O D Ybut seriously, even if i don't agree with a lot of this, it's still fascinating and worthwhile, just like armond white's list
>>63539965
2014 at cannes, but we're not gonna be autistic about it.
WE
Jesus what a shit list.
>Entertainment
list discarded
Wow, i just realized i didn't know what pretentious meant till i checked this list.
>>63539299
>forms his opinion by including gender of the creator
Automatic exclusion from patriciandom
Where's ex machina
>>63540413
>where's my meme movie
Same "critic" who voted Knocked Up as one of the ten best of last decade.
>>63540158
>implying every male director is inherently better than a female
>>63539299
>patrician
>implying
>>63540585
Lol didn't even imply that, if someone is a good director, she will get recognition regardless.
>>63540039
A truly honest champion of authentic cinema would never bother with such frivolousness.
>>63541003
>wanting more films from a wider range of social perspectives, genders and races
>frivolous
[misogynist logic]
>>63539299
>Best Actors
>Nick Cannon
>Seth Rogen
This guy fucking blows
>>63541536
Holy shit Seth Rogen? Literally worse than Armond
>>63541544
>>63541588
yeah these
where the fuck is star wars 7 and oscar based issaccss
>Abel Ferrara’s “Welcome to New York” was released this year only on video-on-demand; had it received the theatrical release that it deserved, it would have been high on the list.
It was the only movie I liked from last year.
>>63539299
>#1 Chi-raq
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>>63539299
2015 isn't even over yet. Clickbait shit tbqh.
>two spike lee movies
really
>>63542746
sweet blood was actually very good
check it out pleb
>>63542746
>>63542767
chi-raq is amazing imo
>>63542767
what is it about
Absolutely based. Brody is the best writer on film there is. A serious intellect. Kids and memers, fuck off.
Recently made my way through this list and it was a great cinematic exercise
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/choosing-the-best-american-movies
>>63542746
>>63542767
>>63542789
>Go to see movie
>It's actually a joint
>>63542813
>An anthropologist (Stephen Tyrone Williams) awakes with a thirst for blood after an assistant stabs him with a cursed dagger.
and twistlezzer vamps
>>63542979
go back to your star wars force awoke thread
>>63542852
>Brody is the best writer on film there is.
that would be rosenbaum, godard said so.
>>63539299
>wrote a Godard biography
>patrician
Anthony Lane is the patricians choice desu f^m
>>63543090
>Saw Breathless once, maybe, and buys into the Godard hate meme on /tv/
>patrician
>>63543129
Brody shits on Lane and Denby. He's literally too patrician to even be published in their magazine and is relegated to his blog.
This is embarrassing: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/03/24/her-again
>>63543318
>thinks pleb vs partrician is about love vs hate
>>63543318
Breathless is yet his most reddit movie. There's not a single trace of authentic thought to be found. It is intelectual counterfeit compared to a good kung fu movie.
>>63543090
this is the mostpleb post ive ever read woah
>trainwreck
>50 shades of grey
absolute utter pleb
how can you make a best of 2015 list when the year is not over and there are a shitton of foreign movies that have not yet been shown in usa
>>63543529
>guys i just read that herzog quote and i agree after watching 2 godard movies xD am i patrician yet
>>63543688
This doesnt make what I said any less valid.
>>63543833
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>63539522
>>63539552
>And of course, Lena Dunham, who am I very exited for.
Chi-Raq is the best movie of the year
>>63543553
You actually think Godard is good? Really? Please tell me this is bait.
>>63544944
yes i actually think one of the most influential directors is good
did you like the latest transformers flick?
>>63539299
>le out of touch meme critic
>>63544972
>he doesnt appreciate the opulently exotic tableaux of dynamic textures in Michael Bay's auvre
>>63540607
Where's the kings 'Better than' list for 2015?
absolutely atrocious list
>Heaven knows What
Literally the worst thing I've seen this year
>20. Irrational Man
Yeah, nah. Maybe it really is a completely slow year for movies and I haven't seen enough though.
>>63545420
Yep this is all festival 101 stuff, it's like he just checks what's the most popular film festival movie and just lists those. At least SOMEONE is though.
>chi-raq
>creed
>da sweet of jesus
>field niggas
What a cvck
>>63545826
Creed is actually really good though. Shame we can't talk about it because a black person is in it.
>#1: Chi-raq
>>63542852
>best writer on film there is.
both rosenbaum and based armond are better
>>63545850
>Creed is really good
>>63545850
You can talk about Stallone
>>63539474
>best actor
>nick cannon
>>63539299
>all those shitskin movies
>>63539474
>>63545932
holy shit
>>63545892
Why doesn't Armond write books?
