this is the future you chose /tv/
I want to see like four of those. I guess I'm part of the problem.
>The BFG
oh god no
>>63528201
Steven Spielberg is directing it. He knows how to make kids movies. Could be good.
>>63528201
oh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG5MtenlP-A
>>63528170
>they're still making Pirates of the Caribbean movies
I don't understand.
>a fourth Toy Story movie
>when the third one wrapped everything up
Again, I don't understand.
>>63528184
I want to see Rogue One, so I'm part of the problem too.
>>63528184
4? I'm just interested in 2
>>63528170
i wanna see
>all star wars ones
>Zootopia
>Jungle Book
>Finding Dory
>Moana
>Toy Story 4
thanks disney
>>63528170
I didn't choose any of it. I didn't watch any of those movies in theater or on cable.
Except finding nemo
>Literally don't give a single fuck about any of those movies
I didn't choose this future.
![Bfg_doom[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/st1sHcK.jpg "Bfg_doom[1].jpg")
>>63528201
>>63528260
what's that?
Disney's really become massive since they forced Michael Eisner to step down as CEO. I mean he did pretty good with the company, even, but nowadays Disney owns half the entertainment industry
>>63528228
Star Wars and Guardians. I kinda want to know who meme mans dad is.
>>63528170
>been out for like 2 weeks and I don't give a shit about seeing it
>already bought a ticket
>literally what
>don't care
>dear god why
>really don't care
>will see
>I don't know why Finding Nemo needs a sequel, probably won't see
>indifferent
>indifferent
>will see for based cabbagepatch
>indifferent
>mite b cool
>BatB is my favorite Disney movie, so not sure about whether I'll like a live action remake. Is it even a musical?
>holy shit they're gonna pump out these Star Wars movies fast
>probably will see
>why do we need a Toy Story 4?
>why the FUCK do we need a PotC 5???
>>63528260
first thing I thought of as well
>>63528269
A big fucking gun. Are you not old enough to have played a freeware version of Doom?
>>63528280
Disney already was massive. They own an island. Think about that.
>>63528289
Civil war and GoTG tbqh the rest I don't give a fuck familia
>>63528223
>>63528301
Seriously though. Could somebody explain this?
>>63528170
Anime cinematic universe, when ?
I want to see /a/ committing massive suicide
>>63528307
Oh Doom. Tried it, it's a shit game to be honest. Like an indie cod
>no waypoint to your next objective
>no regenerating life
>no map to your next objective
>no weapon customization
>no perks
>scarce ammo
anyone liking that game is just pure nostalgiafagging. its a bad game
>>63528280
ABC, ESPN, Marvel, Lucasfilm... what am I missing?
>>63528260
i thought of the same
>>63528269
Big Fucking Gun
>>63528352
Are you talking about the modern Doom or just meming around?
>>63528338
once people get sick of Star Wars and capeshit they'll be begging for Pirates and Toy Story movies back
>>63528201
the big fuggin guy?
>>63528170
Whoa, they are redoing Pete's Dragon?
>>63528382
Who are they marketing PotC 5 to? Kids and young teens won't even have been around when the first movie came out.
>>63528393
They're redoing everything, GOY!
>>63528307
>>63528367
rused
>>63528417
Oh my, you really trolled me there.
>>63528201
Mertesacker?
Pete's Dragon sounds like what a guy with a mullet would name his van that has a kickass dragon airbrushed painting.
>>63528417
>>63528429
it wasn't even me, but I saw through that ruse and surprised people fell for it
>>63528476
How do you know it's a ruse if you weren't the elaborate ruseman?
>Star Wars
>all that Pixar
>Civil War
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Pirates of the Caribbean
How do you feel that 1 company essentially has a monopoly in the casual movie audience
>>63528486
stick around long enough and you get a keen eye for such things
i want to watch Finest Hours tho...
Holy shit, they are fucking through the looking glass too?
I want this to end, this new generation will think of Alice as that fucking stupid crap. Why didn't they remake the animation with actors or something like that?
>>63528502
I have been on 4chan since we were closing pools due to AIDS, kiddo. I'm a veteran of the gaiafag wars.
>>63528502
oldfag here been here since pudi
>>63528506
it's cheaper that way.
also they're remaking anything into live action nowadays
>>63528491
Makes me kind of sad that I'll never be an executive at a company like this and have more money than I'll ever know what to do with.
>eating ramen and chicken right now
I didn't choose this, them Hebrews chose.
They chose another POTC instead of another Cars, they choose Furfaggotry instead of another Big Hero 6
>>63528520
>oldfag
>pudi
lol, classic newfag.
>>63528222
>British people
When will this meme end?
I think I'm going to be sick ugh
>>63528491
Isn't Pixar technically independent?
>>63528348
Normies will never embrace anime
>>63528557
Not anymore.
>>63528598
Because 99% of it is pure shit.
Which ones are my fellow anons excited to see? I'm excited for Episode VII, Zootopia, Civil War, Pete's Dragon, Moana (for the brown waifu), Rogue One, GotG2, Episode VIII, and Toy Story 4.
>>63528606
Disney really is top Jew right now.
>>63528598
>embracing anime
pic rel, it's you
manchildrenshit
>>63528631
I mean, I don't watch anime but that reaction image looks like it's str8 out of Gravity Falls or Steven Universe or some dumb /co/ tier shit like that so you shouldn't be talking to me about taste m7 (i call u m7 bcuz ur not mi m8)
>>63528658
hahahah, you torched that faggot
>>63528170
Are they seriously remaking Beauty and the Beast?
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
>>63528223
Last Pirates left on a premise for a sequel, fans have been expecting a new one so of course disney is making a sequel. Toy Story should have ended at 2, but people will still watch it because muh nostalgia and muh feels.
>>63528289
It's Thanos
>>63528673
They are remaking all the animated movies into live action cash grabs.
>>63528658
>judging someone because of maymay
dude i don't know from where it is. i took it from /o/
now gtfo back to your chinese cartoons
>>63528673
They'll probably remake every popular Disney movie eventually. As long as it keeps making money.
>>63528693
This guy knows.
>>63528611
Pirates of the Caribbean and maybe BFG, depends on how the giant looks.
>>63528684
You actually remember the last pirates movie?
>>63528697
I don't watch anime dumbass, I was blowing /a/ faggots the fuck out in that animu thread they tried starting here earlier.
I just said Disney won't make anime movies because it won't sell to normies.
>>63528757
I was a huge fag for the movies when I was in highschool.
Lookin good desu
>>63528357
>ABC, ESPN, Marvel, Lucasfilm... what am I missing?
Pixar, Disney Animation.
>>63528763
>hurr, anime is gay for fags
Sure did btfo them /a/s.
I was excited for Moana because I got tricked into thinking it was going to be animated in the same style as Paperman.
Then this got released and I dropped it.
I feel betrayed.
>>63528834
I know, I already said that homie
>>63528170
Could be worse, Jesus. Would you prefer that George Lucas directed the sequels? At least the Rogue Squadron spinoff movie looks somewhat interesting.
>A Star Wars movie every year
That series will hopefully be dead and dry by like 2020.
>>63528222
Do you think they'll keep the fart soda scene?
>>63528170
Oh cool
products and marketing
That's what I think of when I think of children's movies
>>63528170
I might pirate Rogue One for Mads, but the rest can fuck off.
I am down for Incredibles 2 and Finding Dory, but Toy Story 4 can fuck right off, it was a literally perfect trilogy, please don't ruin it!
>>63528170
>Disney locks copyright around the world so nothing ever will enter public domain again
>Almost every movie they put out is a public domain story, or a story they bought from buying another company
Originality is dead. Long live the mouse.
>>63528222
>Shitty CGI cats and big guy
>PG-13
Its gonna be trash.
>>63528673
Yup, and they're not even using any of the Broadway songs.
>>63528170
HAIL TO THE MOUSE
>>63528377
holy shit you are stupid.
>>63530949
Seriously. They need to be stopped somehow.
>>63532310
Picture isn't quite perfect.
Finest Hours is actually an adaptation of the book "The Finest Hours: The True Story Behind the US Coast Guard's Most Daring Rescue" (2009) which itself is about as "based on real events" as Titanic. So I'd give it a red circle personally, if the BFG got one.
>>63528170
I'll watch all of them. Fuck you.
The funniest part is that Moana was a famous italian pornstar https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moana_Pozzi
>>63536673
>All those Alter-Egos
>None of them's "Moan-a Lisa"Truly the pre-2000s were a classier time.
>>63536673
moana is actually my most anticipated disney movie
has the rock and its a hawaiian family movie
i like it
>>63528222
HURR MUH GRIMDARK ALL BRITS ARE FROM THE SOUTH OF ENGLAND
>>63528223
>i dont understand jews being jews
>>63528631
>The man with no taste
>Sandals
>no socks
Missed opportunity.
>>63528170
I'm going to watch:
Star Wars 7
Star Wars 8
Star Wars Rogue One
Marvel Guardians of the Galax2
Marvel Civil War Captain America
AND
Marvel ST(presenter)NGE
and the is nothing you can do to stop me
>>63528170
when did Disney have a reputation for serious merchant-ivory movies?
this looks the kind of releases i would expect from them.
>>63528223
You don't understand? It's called money. They like it.
>>63528170
>this is the future you chose /tv/
As opposed to? It's fucking Disney
>>63540962
wow literally reddit fuck off capeshit manchild reddit wow literally you JUST reddited that capeshit death of cinema kek Disney shill wow reddit literally
All of these will star black male lead actors with gays in supporting roles
>>63530145
Of course, all hack kids films have fart jokes.
Looking forward to Finding Dory because of dat music and deep ocean animation.
Who would of thought that when Snow White came out , we would have all this...
>>63528170
The first thing on the schedule, The Good Dinosaur, bombed big time.....haha
>>63528201
BANE?
beats the endless stream of worthless romcoms. that no one complaining about capshit was old enough to complain about.
>>63543603
romcoms don't get marketing blitzed everywhere
>>63543630
Only because they started fading as the internet went mainstream.
I hope rogue one flops hard.
>>63528546
Frickin gee whizz, gosh darn it. holy cow!
honestly, Pete's Dragon could use a remake.
I'm going to see Episode 7. I'll likely enjoy it. Same goes for Rogue One, Episode 8, and Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
I have already fapped to Zootopia R34. It will most likely be enjoyable to me.
I am become /tv/, Destroyer of Taste.
>not one traditionally animated movie
What's going on here?
>>63546466
It's Current Year. :(
>>63528170
I will not be watching any of them.
