>go to the cinema
>it's discount day on crab legs
>go to the counter
>it's imitation crab
Last time I go to that cheap shitty cinema. What shit did your cinema pull on you /tv/?
>>63526283
Do Americans really do this?
>>63526283
Dumb frogposter.
idk tbvh family
>>63526283
Dumb frogposter.
>>63526305
>>63526333
dumb redditor
>>63526283
I fucking hate that, it's even worse when they run out of King crab and we have eat Snow crab like some poor Yuro faggot
>>63526283
shouldnt have gone to a chinese theater desu senpai
>>63526406
HOLY SHIT
>>63526406
ALICE CONFIRMED MAGICIAN
>>63526283
Most of the theaters I know are pretty cool with me, so I want to adapt one of these bizarre stories into a short.
I just don't know which one yet.
Post your best, I'll try and find one that I can write/film.
>>63526406
who is this semen demon?
>>63526283
Mixed up my falcon at the checking area, and had me wait in line all over again to exchange it.
>Go watch Hunger games mock part 2.
>About 10 minutes til it's over some white dude stands up cursing beligerently and shit.
>half the theatre gets up and walks out the emergency exit.
>my wife is like look everyone isleaving, he might cone back with a gun.
>i'm thinking, fucking please that isn't how it works.
>she say lets go and we leave through the exit.
>go around the front of the theatre and see this fucking dude talking to the theatre employee giving him a heart to heart and shit.
>my wife gets free ticket vouchers
>we go home and come back for a later showing and I have to watch that shit all over again the same fucking day.
Dude's don't sit through a movie and then walk out making a scene and theeenn come back to shoot up the place. Do they?
>>63526283
>crabs legs
>imitation
So were the shells plastic or ceramic?
>went to the cinema to watch a movie
>ended up watching a film
all of the time
>>63526447
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/62918037/
That link is to a thread that had some legendarily long ones
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/62891558/
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/62981429/
Those are a few more smaller threads.
Pic related is oc