>yfw animated Jane is hotter
2D is always better you dip
>>63516785
Who is that manfaced abomination on the right?
>>63516785
/a/ knows this since forever
>>63516785
I thought this was going to be a live-action adaptation of the Disney movie like Cinderella or the upcoming BATB. Also, who the fuck is the semen demon on the right?
>>63516810
You can't fuck a cartoon though.
>>63516871
watch me
>>63516871
give it time
>>63516871
You can if you make a dildo modelled after Jane Potter from Tarzan using a 3D-printer.
>>63516871
YOU can't fuck 3DPD either.
why is it so fucking dark and washed out
jesus christ
>>63516785
Bustles, dude, bustles
>>63516871
You can't fuck a cartoon though.yet
>>63516871
yet
>anything in this fucking world
>hotter than Margot Robbie
>>>/r/eddit
>>63516785
>25
>>63516919
#rekt
>>63516967
>tarantino directs tarzan
>>63516983
And there are literally over millions of other hotter objects out there.
>>63517042
He did say world.
potato should've been Jane
>>63516785
Jane is the best Disney girl. Fight me you fricks
>>63517074
Why would I fight a retarded person?
Every one knows Jasmine is always disneyfu.
>>63516871
>>63517074
That's not Fa-Mulan, you fucking fagget.
>>63516983
i agree wholeheartedly
she's actually perfect
>>63517102
Mashallah Brother
>>63516871
Japan is developing touchable holograms. Your move bitch.
>>63517108
so was her first name Fa and family name Mulan?
>>63516785
looks disgusting here, big ass jaw give her a manface
now i see why you faggots call her a fridge
>>63517108
This. Mulan is objectively the best as she completely handles her own shit. Total wife material.
Jane is the cutest tho.
>>63516983
>fridge
>australian
>manjaw
>terrible actress
>perfect
>>63516983
if she wasn't a fridge she would be a 10/10 tbqh
>>63517156
That's traditional chinese naming customs for you. The family name comes first and the given name (which is assigned 100 days after the baby is born) comes next.
>>63516871
You could have enabled it
>he thinks he'll have the opportunity to fuck fridge-fu in his life
literally a higher chance of fucking an animatronic sex dollshe's aging like milk too
>>63516785
>Tarzan
>No Brendan Frasier
get the fuck out.
>>63517064
Disney Jane is not the canon look you dip, do you know how many different adaptations are there?
>>63517224
So what do they call the baby?
Especially in the case of twins, triplets, etc.
>>63517389
Un-Tu-Tri
>>63517340
About as many black cocks your mom's had up her ass tonight
>>63517063
Yeah? Well, world is a really open and wide concept, man. The Sun is in our world. So are about 1 billion trillion other stars in the observable universe. An actress with a hay fever is not even close to those objects in hotness. Hell, she's not even close to the hottest object on earth. By zapping a piece of aluminum with the world's most powerful x-ray laser, physicists have heated matter to 3.6 million degrees Fahrenheit (2 million degrees Celsius)—making it briefly the hottest thing on Earth. So take that, dude.
2D > 3D always.
>>63516871
You can't fuck the real ones either.
>>63517464
Not everyone is like your mom, anon.
>>63517074
this tbqh
>>63517258
>mfw some Japanese dude in Heroes Reborn could bring digital characters to life and didn't use that to make a shitload of money making people's waifu's real
>>63517545
>no qt pi Jane
>no Tarzan swinging from a vine wearing a loincloth
>no Phil Collins soundtrack
Fucking dropped.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xUSim8V.png "latest[1].png")
>>63517074
>Fight me you fricks
Sammy, is that you?
>>63517545
Joke's on you, faggot, my mom is dead.
>>63516871
>>63517670
That obviously hasn't stopped her from being a gigantic, dead slut.
>>63516785
>2D hotter than 3D
what else is new
>>63517854
margot robbie can poot in my jaws id hold it in like a bong rip not even joking fäm
>>63517854
>>63518709
>>63516785
How can 3dpd even compete?
>>63517854
That looks fucking stupid. If you can't get a real girlfriend just hire a hooker and fuck her.
>>63517854
For the amount of money it would cost to buy one of those things you could have any woman you want.
>>63518907
Gross.
>>63518907
You're not making a porno bruv. Who cares if it looks stupid? Not to mention it's a one time cost for literally years of instantly convenient "sex" while you have to pay a hooker every time and go through the hassle of hiring her.
>>63518907
Any stupider than hunching over your laptop with you cock in one hand and your sister's ballet shoes in the other?
>>63517854
finally my dreams of humping a shake weight are coming true.
>>63519059
What's the ballet shoes for?
>>63519097
aromatic pleasure
>>63517064
My god, she could be real. ;_;
>>63519097
Ha! look at this virgin.
>>63518968
yeah, but only once though
>>63517074
You can't fight the truth.
>>63517074
No.
It goes Alice > Tinker Bell > Ariel > Wendy > Vanellope
Jane and Megara are notable runner ups, though.
How can white girls compete?
>>63519284
Pedos gonna pedo.
>>63517074
Belle is the best but Jane is in the top 3. Why would I fight you?
>>63519284
>alice
>>63519528
jesus christ
>>63517074
Good taste.
why wasn't she cast as jane?
>>63519771
Because Jane isn't mixed race.
>>63519642
Alice is best Disney girl.
dwi
>>63517854
>>63518746
https://vine.co/v/O3lwwJThAa1
https://vine.co/v/euxJ11pveMW
>>63519528
Can make a devout man a sinner.
>>63516785
looks like she should have been played by maggie gylenhaal , any better suggestions?
>nothing will ever top that glorious Rocco porno with his future-wife as Jane and him as Tarzan
>>63517258
>>63516983
Pleb taste: The post.
>>63516785
Because 2D Jane is perfection. 3D can't win against that.
>>63517854
Needs a better filename.
>Are ya winnin, son?
You guys gay or something?
>>63517074
A L I C E
L
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C
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>>63516785
Looks like a man in a wig.
>>63519771
Because she's old.
Plus Robbie is exploding.
Is Tarzan a nigger?
how?
>>63522437
No. He's white.
His parents were British settlers.
https://youtu.be/x3u1_181N7g
>>63516983
God I could store so much food in that thing
>>63522437
His parents are Elsa and Anna's parents
>>63517854
>"you wouldn't fuck a car"
>>63522550
Ah yes. This.
He's the rightful King of Arendale.
>>63516785
And not blacked
>>63516785
Man jaw Jane?
>>63517074
THATS NOT AURORA YOU PLEB
>>63516871
I disagree
