>ywn have years worth of poop from Jessica Chastain avaible for you
>ywn have an entire planet all by yourself to jerk off in piece while you eat and smear her poop all over your body
Why the fuck do i even stay alive.
10/10 thread
>>63515430
>eat and smear her poop all over
I'm hard as a potato right now
>tfw I consider myself perverted but never came up with this scenario
you wise bastard
>>63515430
The best part is you could fully indulge your scat fetish and eat her poop with a water tight alabi of having to keep yourself alive
It's the first thing I thought of, although I thought it'd be all mixed in together, so.
>>63515976
This.
Everyone thought about it, don't lie if you didn't...but it's obviously all merged together.
>>63515976
>>63516029
Was it really all mixed up with men poop?
>>63516511
naw ... that would have created spontaneous combustion
>>63515430
>a year's worth
They were only there for like 6 days before the others left. Did they bring the poop down with them? If so, what was the point of that?
>>63515430
>it will be decades before any living person makes it back to the HAB
>you will be dead when they find the mess you left behind
>tfw your Jessica Chastain poop shrine becomes a historic site on Mars that tourists visit for centuries
>>63516029
>>63515976
>>63516511
no, every flush was individually sealed with the person's name on it
>>63515430
Oh, that's why I still come here.
Would you film yourself eating it and play it back to Nasa?
>why haven’t you told the crew that I’m alive, nasa?
>>63517624
>Making Scat a world famous fetish for doing it on fucking mars
i would
>>63517538
I was scared for a moment. Thanks, that means he still was on heaven and traded it for a few more years on earth. Just imagine the freedom of it, smearing that delicious poop all over your body out in the open with a smile on your face not needing to worry about anyone seeing it, fucking her shit like a fleshlight.
Jessica Chastain is a coal burning bitch
