The Witcher movieWill it ever be?

>>63507601
it won't happen cause muh political correctness
unless polanball shoots one itself but it won't happen

Here's hoping it gets stuck in hell forever.

There is no way Hollywood can make a good Witcher movie and not have it be NC-17, between the racism, gore and sex. Not to mention the plot would have to be rushed to fuck or just a straight up monster hunting film.

The Witcher needs a tv series done well, with few episodes per season so that everything is top notch.

Idris Elba would be goat as Geralt

>>63507803
He'd make a good Roache, Geralt needs to be broodier-looking and a bit uglier as well.

>>63507601

>he hasnt seen 'The Hexer'

Anon. Even the title screams quality

>>63507713

It wouldn't need to be NC-17 lol

None of the witcher games even show vag

>>63507713
There's already a witcher tv series

>>63507601
In 2017, yes.
A movie and a TV series.
It got announced awhile ago.

>>63507601
There was a Witcher movie

>>63507844
South Park almost got an NC-17 rating and they didn't even have a sex scene or anything too out there besides cursing a lot.

>>63508083
Ratings board across the globe is made up of retards. Some go by point system while some go by "feel". MPAA uses both.

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fuck witcher
when will superior Polish fantasy hero get a movie?

>>63507652
Poland
literally
DOESN'T
give a fuck.