>We can't outrun them
>We might/must
>We need a pilot
>We've got one
What the fuck? I thought you said JJ Abrams and his writers would relieve us from Lucas' shitty directing and writing. Can you actually defend the stilted direction and unnatural use of pronoun-verb-present tense with the 'to have' infinitive?
It's slightly less shit than that 'i thought she was with you' shit in Btmn v Sprmn, but:
who /cringe/ here?
WE NEED A PILT
WE GAWT WAN
FOR YOU??!??!!
>>63506230
when you will finally realise SW is for 8 years olds?
>>63506288
You'd think it was an all-ages event with all the viral market they're temporarily holding back.
>>63506378
It's literally just a glorified ad for toys
>Chewy, were bone
wat does this mean?
they just try to write the dialogue in a way so that the target audience (children and the mentally retarded) understand it.
you should be happy that they at least don't talk in toddler speak.
>I Will Finnish what you started
Who is Will Finnish? Why do the Finnish concern themselves with intergalactic wars such as this?
Star Wars dialogue is admittedly a tough balancing act; it needs to be resonant enough to appeal to adults but basic enough to be understandable by children. A talented writer would work past this difficulty by writing simple dialogue that contains an added layer of depth (think Pixar films).
Abrams is not a talented writer.
>>63506230
>Arial Raid on village/whatever
>even thinking about trying to get into a huge Space ship/KWUAD JUMPAH which is in the middle of the desert and exposed to everything.
>>63506528
>Arial Raid
Font police loves to do those
>>63506230
in russian version of the trailer they were like
>We need a pilot
>Who do you think I am?
>>63506652
russian translators are famous for pulling shit out of their ass
>>63506230
The presence of a new Tattooine and a new death star while throwing in a little "Star Wars Rebels" with the former stormtrooper gone rebel should have told you that they're running light on OC.
>>63506230
>all the events of the movie happened in Finn's dream
That's why he suddenly appeared in the trailer like he just wake up from nightmare
>>63506756
>first shot of the trailer is the last shot of the movie
bravo
>>63506809
Probably
>>63506230
Who confirmed it, you?
