Just saw this and groaned.
Will white men ever be allowed to headline Star Wars again?
>>63498046
Our time has passed.
that's a fake poster dumbass
>>63498046
You shouldn't get so worked up over children's films.
>>63498046
Not while Kathleen Kennedy is in charge.
>>63498046
I could have sworn felicity jones wasnt this ugly
>>63498072
This one isn't though
Annual Cape shit movies, Jurrasic Park movies, and now annual Star Shit movies w/ minorities only roles.
>>63498165
Passable. Women have been pretty good pilots in the USAF. They just don't belong on the ground doing grunt shit with the men.
>>63498165
that's also fan made. are you literally retarded?
>>63498046
>>63498165
y they try to make her look like sophie marceau?
there is no reason to believe this wont be as good or better than VII
the rest of the star wars cannon has much better stories than the movies
>>63498281
>cannon
hmmm...
All I want is a Kenobi film. Is that too much to ask for?
>>63498194
this.
>>63498310
Lawrence of Arabia with Jawas and Sand People
>>63498292
>I have strong feelings bout the EU
>SUCH A NERD RITE?????
My only hope for this movie is Donnie Yen, but Chinese kung fu actors are always held back in American movies
>>63498310
Why would anyone want to watch Obi-Wan stalk Luke for 17 years?
>>63498339
donnie yen is in it?
because the hype level just ratcheted up like 3 notches
will it be like the military scenes in godzilla? I'd love to see some operating stormtroopers and rebels
>>63498339
That's because Hollyjew doesn't know how to film fight scenes. Now post that video about how Jackie Chan is one of the greatest action directors of all time.
>>63498344
>implying that's all he did
It's a whole new universe.
>>63498335
It's spelled canon, idiot.
>>63498368
It's going to be better than 7, bro.
>>63498046
Looks like a porn parody tbch kin
>>63498330
>Lawrence of Arabia with Jawas and Sand People
Lawrence of Arabia had, like, a historically resonant story and a huge overarching character arc.
But at some point it became acceptable to refer to any movie in a desert as "Lawrence of Arabia with X"
>>63498406
That's pretty much all he did in the Disney canon. There was one bit where they show him saving Luke from gangsters, but that's it.
>>63498344
desu in the original SW Leia seemed to know Obi Wan, it seemed he was involved with rebels. Why would she send the Death Star plans to him? How did she even know he was in Tatooine?
>>63498046
>>63498165
These are both fake, shitstick.
>>63498344
19 years anon....
>>63498046
>no tatiana maslany
>jones won the part
freak this gay earth
>>63498194
>can't drive for shit
>can fly
I guess they operate better with less obstacles.
these fake posters look like Spanish soap opera posters
>>63498046
No. This is the end. The era of white men is over. All thanks to this fake poster. Thanks, Obama
>>63498063
Nah. If it ever came down to it, we'd wipe the other races from the face of the globe and not break a sweat.
The reason it hasn't happened yet is because, even though things are completely fucking retarded right now in pop-culture, it doesn't actually amount to anything truly threatening to the white race
You guys know the young Han Solo movie will have a white lead right?
>>I hope....
>>63499102
>Han is the sidekick to Lando
I want this to happen just for /tv/.
>>63499102
>>63499102
>Here we see the creation of the misogynist loner
How are they going to create a 'bad male' when they can't offend women and betas?
>>63498310
He did other shit during that time peroid lords of the sith is canon and his on another planet doing shit
>>63498310
>Obi Wan fights dark Jedi ghosts in the desert for 18 years
I would be interested in this
>>63498046
>>63498165
Retarded assholes falling for fake posters have zero credibility in bitching about forced diversity because they're dumber than the niggers and women being forced into these movies.
>>63498310
I would die for a movie about Obi-wan learning to deal with living on a farm, going to town on occasion out of necessity and trying not to attract notice but inevitably forming some kind of relationship with one or two locals, dealing with the fact that basically everyone he knew is dead or sith, covertly burying anything that could cause the empire to take notice of Luke, and making contact with the rebels.
>>63498699
The "women can't drive" thing is fascinating because they actually have lower insurance premiums than men. They get in more accidents, but they tend to be low-speed fender benders and parking misshaps. Men tend to annihilate themselves and others in high speed flaming crashes.
>George Lucas and Walt Disney Pictures Presents A Gareth Edwards Film
what an awkward wordy namedrop
also
>fighting a desperate galactic rebellion
>wearing eyeshadow and makeup
