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Outdated OP picture edition

Can't remember what they're supposed to be doing.
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Miss me yet faggots?
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>>63483714

I miss Nick

>something about making a health food snack
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>>63483769
Nah, you're a slaaaaag.

Charlene best girl
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>>63483789

Charlene's a fucking psycho as well. This year has had the worst crop of girls ever though Vana has grown on me
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>>63483832
There's two types of psycho. Seline psycho, and Charlene psycho. I hate the former, love the latter.
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>>63483832
Hey you guys! :)
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Who /drinking/ here, and what?

Birra Moretti for me.
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>>63483917

Tea for me

>Drinking alcohol any other time than on the weekend or on a cheeky student night with the lads
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CHARLES DICKENS IS ROLLING IN HIS FUCKING GRAVE

FUCK

I HATE THE FUCKING BBC FOR SHIT LIKE THAT

Makes it worse that I just finished watching their Bleak House adaptation and that was GOAT.
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What? When are the interviews?

How are there still so many people left.
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>>63483903
W A I F U
A
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F
U
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IT'S TIME!
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>>63484006
No idea. He's had triple and double firings.
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Alen Sugar is a cunt
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>>63483917
made myself a nice chai latte
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>>63483968
nah i just had a traumatic childhood with death and rape and prefer to drink on the nights
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le get bantered the fuck out and quit man
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>>63484006

Next week senpai
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>>63483972
u wot
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alright lads how we all doing tonight
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Vana - best girl
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>>63484051

Get a healthier hobby
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>>63484100
That's not Charlene
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>>63484033

Just one of these days I'd like to see one of these nutcases they bring on completely lose their shit in the boardroom, flip the table and start chasing Sugar screaming "NO ALAN, YOU'RE FIRED"
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>>63484058
He would have had to single handedly win the next series of tasks and save a baby to have any chance of winning.
May as well have left.
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Need to see Brett in the interviews tbf pham
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>>63484096
depressed and wishing i was dead

really wished i had the balls to kill myself desu but i don't so i guess i'll stay here miserable until i inevitably die of old age alone

at least i ate some veggies today, makes a change from fried chicken and mcd's
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Sorry for no Roisin webm last couple of weeks, my laptop died and my new one only arrived today. If any has the webm or the bikini pic I'd be grateful.
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Bretts gone
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>>63484106
There's nothing wrong with drinking alone at home at night.

As long as it's not beer.
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Me and my mates had a theory that Sugar should say "No smoke, you're fired" at some point.
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>>63484119
>Charlene
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>>63484136
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What are you snacking on right now /tv/?
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You ain't you until you've had a snackers

>>63484142
le professional man will never die
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Five minutes in and they're going out of their way to make Brett seem more arrogant than usual
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>London 2012 was 13 years ago
>mfw
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Feet are cold, lads.
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>I eat snackbars
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>eats snackbars
well then you HAVE to be pm for this task.
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Richard gonna smash dat
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>>63484096
downloading multiple tara tainton scenes, my night's sorted
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Apprentice
Giroud hatrick
Folder of Jenny pics

Am comfy /tv/
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>>63484196
>Brett is PM
>goofy cartoon music

HE'S OUT!
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Richard to win yeah?
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pam
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>VICTORY IS WITHIN OUR MINCED
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>Vana says crisps

Mild respect gained
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>spell life
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>>63484096
Torrenting Fallout 4. I know it sucks but I'm bored as fuck.
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>>63484175
Charlene is best girl you asspie
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>believing all the shit this ausie says
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>Victory is within our mints

>>63484274
He's a nob but he's a competent one.
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Welsh slag is going to spunk all the money on shit
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>An ozzy runs a health food store

Of course she does
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>>63484263

Brett guna smash it
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Protein bars might be a good shout. So many fitness wankers these days.
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>>63484265
p-post pics pls
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>>63484265

you fucking cunt I was gonna watch the match blind later
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>Charlene with her hair down
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Tee hee!
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>>63484339
this
they even shitpost in real life
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>Raw food restaurant

Fucking London

>>63484355
>Unironically supporting arse
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>>63484311

It doesn't suck you faggit. I bet /v/ told you to think that
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>>63484096

Happy I quit my job and will have Christmas off.

January will be shit though
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Those healthy snacks all taste like shit. Except for the one full of sugars.

>>63484136
We've got you covered famalam.
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>>63484334
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>turned off xenoblade chronicles x for this shit

this ep sucks
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>It's great for sexual function
>Camera cuts to someone chopping up a cucumber

What did they mean by this?
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They should call it Allah Snackbar
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It means nothing right now but I like the protein bars idea.
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>claude wearing a hairnet
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>>63484334
She's completely mad. And Welsh.
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>>63484350
>"so you thought posting on /fit/ would be a good idea?"
>"y-yes Lord Sugar"
>"/fit/ knows shit about fitness, those fat fucks are just as casual as /v/. you're fired"
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>>63484395
You prefer Vana or Selina?
top joj
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So let me understand this, they think viagra in a bar will sell to women and children?
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>>63484436
Nothing better than a slightly nuts girl with an accent.
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>beard net
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>Brett copying Vana's accent
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Is the Apprentice final on the 23rd or are we getting two episodes in a row next week?
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Isn't this basically the Beeb shilling "superfoods"?
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>>63484436
>he doest want a fiery welsh gf
kden
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>>63484470

>Tomayto
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>Richard actually is good at his job.

Seems so weird. Brett must be an aspie.
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HE FUCKING PISSED HIMSELF
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>Brett going full autist over beetroot in his pants

k e k
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Brett BTFO by Claude.

Drops an F bomb.
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>graphic designer using a pen to do something they could do easily with a mouse
>graphic designer using a Mac

Goddammit /gd/.
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>>63484463
>with an accent.

Everyone has an accent you fucking yank
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Brett getting BTFO

>>63484496
I'll never understand how he's competent
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Where are the lewd pics of Karen at
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>>63484311
It's alright for about 10 hours, then you realise literally every single location is just a copypaste of the last place you went to.
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Claude should have given more analogies throughout the series
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So kiddies, who wants a bar of viagra?
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swearing
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These two bellends doing the marketing
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>advertise as giving half the money to a meme charity
>charge double the normal price for something basic like a packet of crisps
>sell thousands of units
ez win
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>Charlene downblouse shot

WEW LAD
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>That cough
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>>63483769

She can sneer at my accomplishments and blame me for her failures anyday
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>Charlene
>Tits
>Met!
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TITS
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>>63484525
wew thats what Im worried about
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Vana has an acne scarred face, and for that reason, I'm out
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>>63484550
Wew

Love it
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>2 people on branding on 1 making the actual product

What the fuck
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Vana is pretty smart actually
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>>63484526
Claude needs to be doing interviews. He's been very tame
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>100g of olive oil

This is meant to be healthy?
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I'm pretty sure you could see her mobile phone number come up on that blokes phone just then.
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>>63484311

It does suck but yeah you'll kill some time.

Also some of the companions are really good, which is very rare for Bethesda. There's a lot of missed opportunities though that come from their general lack of polish once they have their usual realisation of "fuck it, the modders will do it for free".
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>>63484590
That's how it works though. Marketing>Product.
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SLOW DOWN MATE

WHATS THAT SORRY MATE
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Vana is smart as fuck
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>>63484598
>>63484100
^^^^
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Charlene going full Psycho.
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>>63484605

Yeah, my thinking too, Karen's been more of a bitch this series.
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>>63484605
I hope he does the interviews but now he's armed with first hand witnessing their retardedness as well as their poxy pusiness plans.
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Charlene gone.
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>>63484607

I know familio, not even extra virgin.
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Charlene needs serious help in there.
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AL MUND BUTTA

Love that accent.
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Ah the old bait and switch.

Expect Charlene's team to win
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>>63484525
If you've ever put over 300 hours into Bethesda games I doubt you will care.
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Richard is right, who the fuck thinks of raw as a positive thing for food?
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I think crisps are a bad idea for a health snack, but on the other hand, trying to sell a bar with natural viagra in it kind of limits the market. Who wants to buy cock drops? Men.
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>>63484657
i would help here fondle my cock
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>Vegan-proof

Why is this so funny?
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>minty cereal bar

charlene you muppet
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>>63484680
Only Oblivion got into the hundreds for me
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SLIGHTLY OILY

150G OF OIL
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>>63484624
This is how you end up with a felt tip pen m8
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>>63484676

Yeah, I'm expecting Brett to really fuck up the pitches whilst Garry and Mickey Pearce BTFO out of everyone

>>63484690

Raw bars is a thing, dude. Have you never seen Nakd bars?
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I love buying food with redacted text. Did she really make a breakfast bar that tastes of mint?
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>>63484690

Raw eating is a new trend.
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AHAHAH
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Fug, muh waifu is going
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>you will never get Vana's v
Why live
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>no Vana gf to pep you up and motivate you
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>>63484733
it'll give you a nice minty taste in your mouth.

In a rush? Don't brush!
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>>63484731
>Raw bars is a thing, dude. Have you never seen Nakd bars?

Seen them in the cafe when I get my bacon and sausage bagel in the morning. Guess I never really paid attention to them.
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Should sell well with V for Vendetta fans
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>>63484733
It's so you can eat it after brushing your teeth and it will still be minty.
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>>63484690
>who the fuck thinks of raw as a positive thing for food

As long as it's not meat based I do.
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Why is Charlene so amazing i love her ;_;
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>>63484773
they don't leave the house so why
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>>63484779
>not liking your steak blue
Pleb af
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>Oily as fuck
>""""""""""""""""""Health""""""""""""""""""" food
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She is telling Holland and Barrett that people want to buy healthy food
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>Letting Charlene present

Good god
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>Vana giving people the V
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>NO
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>>63484779

even then sushi's a thing
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Charlene is well fit but she seems thick as shit desu
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>>63484740

Yeah but what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word raw?

Uncooked meat
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>>63484799
Fuck off she's mine
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>>63484799
Charlene is totally fucked.
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>IT IS THE FUTURE THEY CONTAIN SO MUCH GOODNESS WITHIN THEM
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CRASH

AND

BURN
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>>63484807
>>not liking your steak blue

True I hate it. Medium rare. Yes I know pleb as fuck.
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Jesus christ what a fucking trainwreck
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>this presentation
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"Hey Holland and Barrett, have you ever thought of stocking a health snack"
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>>63484831
She isn't thick, shes just nervous promoting to a superstore
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These teams are so unbalanced
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Daily reminder
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Sugar will, with regret, fire Charlene and then sad music will play.
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FLOP
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>>63484831
Not thick so much as mental
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>>63484812
>>63484875

I know, if this is a bait and switch episode it's a really good one
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Is there a business on the planet Branson doesn't have his cock in?

>>63484831
Not thick, but definitely has some screw looses.
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>>63484844
I've been promoting her since day one, every has been telling me shes shit, and now all of a sudden people like her? fuck youuuuuu
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>>63484889

they haven't filmed the hiring scene yet tho
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>Brett

Jesus christ
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AS A CULTURE AND A ECONOMY
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Brett making high school errors

>"I've got a 10 minute presentation"
>"Lets say the same thing in as many different ways as possible"
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>>63484896
Admit it, its fucking funny to watch her get angry
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>>63484850
I dont think she is
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>>63484894
>Charlene walks out of the door
>Sugar opens /tv/
>posts simply ">tfw no mad welsh gf" and leaves
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No bait and switch this week 2bh. This is just a washout for Richard and co

>>63484914
I've been promoting her since day one as well m8. What I like in a girl.

>>63484926
It's cute
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVEN SAYING
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>>63484917
I thought they filmed an ending for each finalist winning.
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>>63484920
>>63484925

They'd be breezing it if Richard was leading the pitch

>very natural nutrients
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>superfoods

I am fucking out lads
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>"i'm a cunt" music starts playing
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>Joseph

Fucking christ
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>They weren't very keen on the name, the packaging, or the product either

Jesus
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>>63484925
It's how they talk in all of the forces
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>>63484998
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This entire team is fucking shite

Richard and Vana are so far ahead of the others its unreal
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That Rejuvenate package is a rip off of Strepsils
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https://twitter.com/CharleineWain/status/674698031476973572

CHARLEINE IS GOING HOME
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>Joseph

Just fucking lie
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So whos getting fired?
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>They said it's food and that it is in a bar form.

Surprised he didn't lie though.
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>>63485004
Yes but Joseph don't be negative
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THESE FUCKING LIES
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Ooh, Vana in the tights there!
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Gary and charleine need to go.
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>>63485015
They'll be the final two
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>>63485015
Finalists.

Joe is flagging now.
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>ad for Witcher 3

This was made a while ago.
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VEGAN FREE
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Brett is so useless baka
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They're selling a grand total of fuck all.

No bait and switch here, there's no fucking way.
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fuck those crisps look like banana skins
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we could run this product into the future and run the gravy train right in there
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They should push the oily link. The only crisps that also moisturize.

Actually Richard, their issues were with the branding.
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Is Brett why we lost to The Taliban?
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VEGAN FREE

Based Brett

>>63485081
No shit
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ALL ABOARD THE GRAVY TRAIN
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Why don't they mix semen instead of the oil? It'll be full of protein then.
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>>63485081
Yeah its filmed in May and June
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Holy shit Brett you just fucking say random crap
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those crisps look like utter shit
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Is that woman on smack?
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>>63485118
>lost
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They should call it "AllahuSnackbar" and go for the muslim market
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>>63485143
If all I could do was see the product that bar looks better. The crisps look disgusting.
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Who did the supermarket guy used to work for?
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OH MAMA THAT QT
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>karen will never kick you in the balls
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>brett emotional

B U L L S H I T
U
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L
S
H
I
T
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Noone's going to sell anything, Sugar's going to keep them all in and fire 2-3 people.

Calling it now.
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This is some of the most cringe worthy shit I've ever seen. Charlene is gone.
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Jesus Christ just how oily are those dehydrated crisps.
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HE WORKED FOR FUCKING ASDA
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Christ both these products are shit
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>>63485176
Tesco
Unless ur memeing me
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>>63485176
Tesco
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>>63485181
>Vana will never be your slave
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>>63485176
Literally just said you mong
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QT
T
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>>63485189
it goes to 5 people, 1 is going tonight senpai
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>You can go through the the board room now

How much do you think she gets paid each time she says that?
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>>63485209
>you will never do femdom with Charlene
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>>63485217
Aussie Superfood grill was far more QT
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>>63485217

UGLY PIG
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>>63485219
Because obviously 4 instead of 5 would be an abomination
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>Cunchtime
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This fucking speaking

What the fuck is this shit
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>>63485223
a money
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>>63485217
She sounded like she was deaf
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Would love to give Charlene a creampie 2bh
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Alan's analogies are especially shit tonight
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>>63485217
>>63485217
Smack head
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Karen fucking hates the Welsh
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>Vittilitti

Fucking hell

Love her though
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Really feel like eating a healthy snack bar right now desu
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People might actually buy Chernobyl soil though
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HOLY SHIT THOSE SUGAR BURNS
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north korean tour guide
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Please fire them all
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>>63485303
Well she is a Tory
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>>63485325
>T
>H
>I
>S
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