On a scale from 0 to 10, how much precum is your dick leaking in anticipation of seeing Alexander Skarsgard as Tarzan on the big screen?
i will allow this
>>63477612
Margot Robbie again!
How much jew baby batter is this whore chowing down?
7.5/10
>>63477612
>Margot Robbie as Jane
Mmmm
Margots in it, so it's good
>>63477813
Well, she showed her cunt for Scorsese in The Wolf of Wall Street... So she can practically do anything.
>>63477813
I'd rather see more of her than the rest of her aussie cunt collective, namely Jai Courtney and Jason Clarke
Oi vey if it's a white Jane why isn't Tarzan black??
>>63477612
>Skarsgard
>Robbie
Wait they're actually pushing a blonde aryan couple in a big film?
It's obviously going to flop.
>>63477612
Should have used drogo
>>63477939
>Margot
>Australian
>white
>>63477955
Too busy being underwater Tarzan
>>63477955
Should have stayed on Reddit
>>63477813
She's Australian, so she's eating more cock than a gay bodybuilder looking to fill his protein macros.
>>63477612
>yfw Jane decides not to join Tarzan because she has a black bf
none you fucking queer!
kill yourself!
>>63477939
Margot is a coalburner
>>63477612
>actually allowing a fit, masculine white man to be the protagonist of a movie where the love interest is a white woman
what's their endgame, /tv/? the jews i mean.
>>63477612
OSCAR MIKE/10
>>63478018
'no', and don't post a picture from Z for achariah, because it means you didn't watch it.
>mfw there's a fight scene where Skasgard gets double teamed in a fight by Djimon Hounsou and Casper Crump
Can't wait for that. Seeing the beautiful blond hunk being dominated in a fight will be a sight to beholdand fap to
>>63478036
The Will Smith movie
>>63478084
>will smith
>black
Next you'll tell me Rashid Jones is black
Tarzan is the lamest shit ever
>>63478110
Drop of sewage in a glass of wine, etc
>>63478023
It must be a trap
>>63477976
Don't be fucking retarded you split arse.
>>63478023
He'll get keked.
>>63478124
>All this racism
4chan is full of cu.cks
Serious question: what do straight guys feel when they see a handsome, fit guy shirtless showing off his muscles?
I would assume you feel a little bit of jealousy and admiration? When I see a beautiful woman I don't really think anything, because it doesn't even cross my mind that I would like to be such woman as being a woman probably comes with so many downsides. But being a masculine, handsome guy has literally no downsides.
>>63478181
a true woman
>>63478192
Nothing really since I am already /fit/ and lift
Most guys lift now.
Would you have minded if smith was Tarzan? And Margot Robbie was Jane?
>>63478213
post body pic? no homo pls
>>63478192
hard to make male friends I expect, envy is pretty poisonous
>>63478192
>what do straight guys feel when they see a handsome, fit guy shirtless showing off his muscles?
superiority by the display of insecurity from the repressed homos
>>63478216
Why are you cunts so fucking predictable with this shit? Do you have no fucking self-control?
>>63478224
No
What is wrong with you
>>63478192
the sensation is called mirin'
it's a feeling of simultaneous admiration and intense motivation to equal or best him yourself
>>63478192
>le all guys are faggot cu/cks memay
Fuck off you piece of fat shit.
>>63478160
Mad kangaroo detected, go drink some gasoline to settle your stomach
>>63478192
>But being a masculine, handsome guy has literally no downsides.
found the beta.
why do you choose to live through women ? what do you compensate ?
>>63478237
can you at least describe what you look like? Is there anyone famous with a similar build to yours?
>>63478244
So I would assume is similar to what I feel when I see someone driving a lamborghini or flying in a private jet?
>>63478192
I don't think about it or notice it really, but when I do
I just think
"I wish I looked like that"
>>63478192
Admiration, no jealousy here desu.
>>63478257
????????????
what's the downside then????
>>63478236
>This under aged racist
JUST SOCIALLY AWKWARDLY FUCK MY LIFE UP SENPAI
>>63478274
Why don't you show us your tits?
Oh wait, that's because you're a homofuck faggot pretending to be a le grille. Die of aids.
>>63478302
>downside
of what ?
if you justify your actions by women, you are a beta.
>>63478332
m8, he pretty clearly stated he was a flaming homosexual in his original post.
>>63478332
I never pretended to be a girl, but here's a body shot. Nothing wrong with bros comparing physiques.
>>63478401
Dude, you're girly as fuck.
>>63478350
I don't understand what you're trying to say.
I said there are no downsides to being handsome and fit, and you said I was living through women. I'm really confused?
>>63478192
You're just assuming everyone on here is an ugly out of shape fuck. Like this guy >>63478213
I'm also pretty fit, not shredded like Tarzan yet (still kinda lanky), but I'll get there one day since Alexander Skarsgard's my height (6'4'') and he's got some muscle mass on him. I just gotta keep hitting the gym, my inspiration is to reach his level one day. Also I've got reasonably handsome facial aesthetics so I don't really ever feel envy unless when it comes to money, and again it just motivates me to get successful myself.
This thread got derailed by literal faggots.
Calling railway maintenance
>>63477612
Bro, you know i'm saving up my semen for margot robbie, why do you even need to ask
Left or right?
Who team left?
>>63478443
>I'm also pretty fit, not shredded like Tarzan yet (still kinda lanky)
you're just average then, and being the same height as someone doesn't mean you can reach his mode lol he's probably been playing sports from a very young age
>>63478423
>Girly
>clearly masculine
Go back to Sodom and Gomorrah with your "feminine penis" you faggot
>>63478505
It's not a masculine bod m8, sorry to break it to you.
>>63478473
I work out three times a week (hour long sessions including lifting), and I focus on every single part of my body. Also on my rest days I still manage to do some exercises. Now that may be average for a gym goer but not for a normal person, your average person does not get the proper amount of physical activity needed to stay healthy and good looking.
>>63478192
a contestant... or a friend.. or a role model (goals)
>>63477851
wow its like someone fixed emma stones face.
Post more Margot
>You will never
>be married to her
>>63478473
Also
>playing sports from a very young age
So have I and that didn't do jack for my physique until I started weight training. It only kinda helps with fitness and being generally athletic. Your muscles aren't gonna show just from playing sports.
>>63478469
Doesn't matter, both are lies.
>>63478423
Yes, and I think that's part of the reason why I admire masculine males so much. But it's very much on a platonic level. My dream life would be a very fit white husband similar to Chris Hemsworth and I would bring breakfest to him in bed and when we went out I would want him to hug me to make me feel safe because I'm so weak and pathetic.
>>63478469
Izquierda
>>63478676
Where did you find that video of my body?
>>63478676
kill yourself
>>63478401
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia
>all this gyno
jesus get breast surgery fags
>>63478763
>>63478815
nah that's just fat, gyno looks like the nipples are swolen
Skarsgard can actually act fairly well too imo.
I mean True Blood was a pretty bad show but he was the best part of it by far
And he was great in Generation Kill too.
I might just be blinded by how god-damn attractive he is though. I'm 100% straight but if i had to choose a man to look like it would be him or mads.
>Margot has a white love interest
inb4 she rejects Tarzan for a Gorilla at the end
>>63478401
Christ less beer and cheese, more abs for you mate...
>>63477847
A total butterface
>>63478518
>Male
>Feminine
Back to your denial trap threads
Post more Margot
>>63477612
>shaved Tarzan
kek
Give cavill his body of immortals and you have the perfect tarzan.
>>63477939
>Skarsgard
>Aryan
He has finnish blood m8, he is not aryan.
Margot is a goddess
>>63478676
Start lifting ASAP
>>63479062
You're sissy as fuck, post your self pics over at >>>/fit/ instead you flaming homo.
>>63479293
? You replied to the wrong person you dumb faggot
>>63477612
Will we ever get a black Tarzan?
>>63479445
No? You must be mentally incapacitated. I've been calling you out on your pathetic body and all the defense you can muster is ''y-you must be gay!''.
>>63479602
kinda defeats the purpose m8.
just another whitewashing by hollywood. Tarzan is supposed to be black, he is living in african jungles
>>63478124
Lel.
>>63478236
>getting triggered this fast
All the leftard-reddit-cvck-posts are just people pretending.
>>63479223
moto panacaku
>>63479790
Dude, you don't even know what I look like. I've probably got a better body than you and 99% of everyone on this site. Retard.
>Hurrr lets talk about our bodies
Kill yourself you good for nothing faggot
>>63479790
>>lgbt
>>63477813
She's very attractive, you contrarian weeb.
Warner Bros. was in a bind as they had finished shooting but something wasn't going right in research screenings and they wanted reshoots but the director David Yates was soon to start filing on Magical Beasts and Where to Find Them, also for WB. The film could end up being pushed back out of its summer position, which would be a big blow for them to lose their big summer release two years in a row (Pan was originally slated for July this year).
why doesn't tarzan ever have a beard?
>>63477612
Thought he was great in The Guest but I'm not a queer so my dick isn't leaking at all.
>>63479969
Thanks for all but confirming your mental retardation. You do realize I called you out right here >>63478423 which set you defending that person into motion, right? I had assumed you were the flaming homo yourself, but you might just be one of his cocksuckers. The reply chain is shorter than 10 replies, only the biggest idiots would lose track of a conversation that quickly.
>>63480004
>I-it's a m-masculine body guise!
Get hit by a buss, disgusting twink lover.
>>63478443
6'4 but lanky? Better start eating a cow a day and shoot up.
>>63479969
>>63480610
you're both retarded tbqh
You could have saved her, Australia. You let her down.
He JUST doesn't compare...
>>63480610
Kill yourself faggot
>>63480700
? Wrong guy
You retards
>>63481595
Nice retort. Your capacity to form a sentence longer than two words must have fizzled out by now, you had your bright moment earlier today.
>>63481517
That's George of the Jungle though, lol.
>>63477847
i don't think someone that swings from trees would look like that
>>63477847
>shitty ab insertions
>baby arms
>birthing hips
>>63481800
>he doesn't recognize adonis' belt and confuses it for hips
there was an effort
>>63478676
kleinfelters
>>63477847
Where is the feminist outrage over this blatant sexualizing of an abandoned child?
My dick doesn't leak precum at all, so 0.
>>63478815
>>63478763
>/fit/fags don't even graps what gynecomastia actually is or looks like
I'm not sure why I'm surprised given the rampant retardation that overflows on this site.
So this is the designated homosex containment thread for today?
>>63482124
pretty much
>>63483482
You just had to give it a bump, huh? Fuck you OP
>muh objectification
>muh sexism
female tarzan when?
>>63482016
KEK
almost forgot about that
>>63477612
Does she lose her boot like the Disney Jane?
>>63483523
>mfw bouncing boobs throughout the movie
we need Cara for this
>>63478401
>bob had bitch tits
![a432351b3bc0dd33cb5685dbba2f95b8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3OLq5Vd.jpg "a432351b3bc0dd33cb5685dbba2f95b8[1].jpg")
>>63477612
>margot
ugh, should have got a better actress, robbie reminds me of the wardrobe from beauty and the beast.
this movie is now officially full homo
>>63477847
that butt face
>>63481667
Come back to me when your IQ is above room temperature you faggoty cu.ck
>>63478192
I feel nothing. Maybe a little admiration. I'm not a woman.
>>63483523
What are some good kstewcore movies?
I'm already downloading On the run
>>63484228
Adventureland
easily 8/10 comfy
WHY THE FUCKARE WE GETTING THIS SHIT FILM??
IS THIS BY DISNEY TOO?
The one role pol would like to see given to a black guy.
>>63477847
he's way too ripped, what person living in a jungle looks like that?
>>63486592
wat
are you serious
>>63486592
In this movie Tarzan had moved to the city and was living there for years but goes back to the jungle to fight the bad guys. That's why he is wearing pants.
>>63478192
I feel respect.
>>63487110
I think this feeling is missing from my brain altogether. I only respect authority out of fear because I know they can fuck my shit up.
When somebody achieves something what I feel is more jealousy or even envy. And then there are some instances where respect just becomes sexual desire ie when a man is good looking and fit.
I have no idea what it's like to respect someone if that person can't do anything to hurt you.
I should just become a trap because I was obviously born with a woman brain.
>>63487110
>I feel respect
