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Were they terrorist
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>>63470541
Yes. They're literally ISIS
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>>63470541
they are called freedom fighters silly ;)
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>>63470541
Nah, Randal left on the coffee pot.
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They were fighting against a legitimate government and hiding out on remote location
Yeah they were terrorists
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It was never explained why the Empire was bad or what the issue with the Death Star was.

I mean for real all we know Alderan was the rape planet of the galaxy.
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>>63470793
>It was never explained why the Empire was bad
Fuckin. wot.

There are plenty of examples in the OT that the empire are bad. They are pretty much space Nazis. Burning aunt and uncle to death, vader choking bitches everywhere, torture for a start.

I don't care what kind of spin they put on some of the acts in the OT, they are evil. i mean seriously champ the words "fear will keep the local systems in line, fear of this battlestation" They literally rule through fear and death.
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>>63470947
>Burning aunt and uncle to death
they were literally harboring terrorist droids

>vader choking bitches everywhere
punishing internal incompetence is evil now?

>torture for a start
according to who, the rebels? wow gee didnt see that coming
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>>63471027
>they were literally harboring terrorist droids
and thats a just reason for burning them to death? And the Jawas? Who just found the droids and sold them off.

You're a fucking edgelord if you are jut trying to justify the empires actions. and yes im biting your bait hard.
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>>63471068
Who cares about jawas? They are subhuman teddy bear savages
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Remember Alderaan was ruled by people who were secretly supporting and funding the rebels, every child was probably brainwashed to follow the rebel "cause" destroying it was a move for peace
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>>63471068
>get a hold of some garbage astro droids
>immediately turn around and sell them for a profit

>moisture farmer separatists are happy to pay a premium for some astrodoids which they have literally no use for on their terrestrial farm

yea one of those totally doesnt look more suspicious than the other
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>>63471027
Sounds like America tbqh
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>>63470793
in a deleted scene in episode 4 of Biggs back on tattooine and talking to Luke at toshi station, it is mentioned that the Empire is nationalising businesses in the core worlds and raising taxes
Biggs says it will only be a matter of time before Uncle Owen is just renting from the Empire

Also, they kinda blow up a defenceless planet, remember?
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>>63471141
and America is obviously the good guy, which supports his case
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>>63471068
>and thats a just reason for burning them to death?
Being of a certain ethnicity, age group and hanging out at specific times of the day can get you killed for looking like a terrorist, so, yeah.
Given that they clearly *were* terrorists.
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>>63470793
>or what the issue with the Death Star was.
we will keep systems in line with fear. Fear of this battle station
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>ITT: Nazi supporters
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>>63471169
American patriots*
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>>63471148
>it is mentioned that the Empire is nationalising businesses in the core worlds and raising taxes

because legitimate governments never do either of those things, especially when they are taking control back from a corrupt senate
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>>63471161
And? Its an unruly galaxy, fear is the only way to control it completely
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>>63471169
Third worlder detected
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>>63471154
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>>63471141
>>63471027

As previous poster said
>edgelord
Because our military leaders summarily execute those subordinates that don't perform, amirite? And you see the torture droid on screen, not like, someone tells you about it.

/baited
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>>63471027
>>63471090
>>63471121

No argument against ruling through fear and death. Okay.
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>>63471207
>a bunch of third world countries
>half of them communists
literally nothing of value was lost
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>>63471191
Incoming Imperial shill
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>>63470947
>>63471068
>>63471141
>Burning aunt and uncle to death
Think they died of an explosion. Kind of like how America bombs indiscriminately

>vader choking bitches everywhere
He only chock incompenent officers. Literally keep bitches in line and loyal. This is the Empire. You fuck up, you cost lives

>torture for a start
Necessary. Take Guantanamo for example


tldr; Rebels are the Al-Qaeda of the future
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You should have listened.
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>>63471211
But we torture all the time, and far far beyond when it's useful. Not even to people with completely legitimate ties to terrorist organizations, just ones who might.
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>>63471232
>if you try to copy the laws I have you're a communist
>if you dont give all your resources to a handful of land owners you're a communist
>if you overthrow a three generation family dictatorship you're a communist
>if you disagree with me you're a communist
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>>63471275
Torture is never ever useful which is why it has caused such an unprecedented public response from the community of retired intelligence officers

People tell you whatever you want to hear to make the pain stop.
It gives you false positives.
Wrong intelligence.
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Fair few Edge Mavricks in here tonight.
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>>63471275
flip, flop
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>>63471325
>HURR YOU GUYS ARE SUCH EDGELORDS BAKA WHY CAN'T YOU JUST VOTE BERNIE SANDERS ALREADY
Butthurt
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>>63471324
beside the point entirely
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>>63471350
My butt is fine amigo. I'm just amazed how many faggots are out and about tonight.
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>all these butthurt rebel scum

Seriously though, you just have to show a group as 'the rebels' and Americans will automatically assume they are the good guys without ever been told or shown why.
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>>63470541
Yes of course.

Terrorist or resistance can both be true, from a certain point of view.
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>>63471395

Except when the rebels are against the federal government. Then they are literally nazis.
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>>63471395
It literally says in the opening crawl that the empire is evil. Edge harder, you might cum eventually.
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>>63470541
Terrorist scum fighting a legitimate government, because muh feels.
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>>63471453
you're referring to the opening crawl - a biased pseudosummary written by a brainwashed American - as a source of objective truth?

sad
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>>63471453
Thats from a certain point of view
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>>63471453
>"They're evil because we said so! No evidence is needed!
>Using the word 'evil' to describe people or organizations
>calling everyone that disagrees with you 'edgy'

Its time to grow up, buddy.
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>>63471453
Christ, its so apparent from your posts you're a redditor piece of shit, fuck off.
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>>63471324
I'm not here to argue if it works, just that we use it.
Also no one cares. They only care when the news tells them to care.
>>63471343
Nah I've been pretty straight forward

>>63471453
>Literally evil because
>Not edgy
You know what that term means, right?
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What are the rebels even fighting for?

From the movie it just seems like they're fighting against the empire with no real discernible political goal of their own besides "empire is evil and oppressive".

Do they want self representation? Tax relief? Freedom or liberty? Do they want to impose their own ideology on the galaxy? Or are they just fighting because fighting is all they know?
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Some times you have to do bad things to protect trillions of people.

Empire may have went too far in a few places but they needed to.
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When the terrorists win they can just be called "freedom fighters" anon.
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>>63471561
all but the last one. Did they say in Saving Private Ryan why the Americans went to war with Germany?
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>>63471561

It's a simple story for a simple movie. The empire is clearly evil, going around being oppressive for no reason and people get desperate enough to do atleast something. The main plan seems to be to stop the Empire's oppressive super weapons and assassinate the Empire's evil sorcerer leaders.
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>>63471561
watching the show "rebels" in the first season they are just robin hoods. Helping people the empire doesn't help.

so far in season 2 they just seem to be doing nothing but making life harder for people aligned with them.
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>>63471573
Lol Alderaan
inb4
>weren't really unarmed (everything anti empire is propganda)
>weren't chosen to punish Leia by Tarkin
>weren't chosen because of Bail Organa's opposition to Palpatine
>nope, galactic security
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>>63471217
As if you can rule through anything else you fucking plebeian

also the OT doesn't look like nazi's compared to the new villains, they literally have red and black flags AND do the nazi salute.
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>>63471772
>do the nazi salute
citation?
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>>63471772
the OT officers pretty much look like space SS you massive gaylord
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>>63471772
lol, k. Easy there Machiavelli.
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>there are people in this thread who unironically believe the empire did nothing wrong

Not even a redditor, but you people need to kill yourselves pronto
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>>63470541
tbqh, Luke should have just joined Vader, they both go kill Palpatine without all the fuss, and then they restart the Jedi/Sith/whatever culture from the ground up. The way the Sith did it was whack as fuck. The definition of "He just went mad with power. What can you do?" The way the Jedi did it was fucked up, too.
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>>63471856
That's not how the darkside works. If he'd done that then he'd stay evil. That's just how it works in SW.
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>>63471847
>Not even a redditor
Way to prove you are
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>>63471847
Its a reddit point of view, pham.
>Lol, the movie wants us to believe this, but I'm believing the total opposite, how wacky and absurd!

Its literally the same as the Jar Jar theory and we all know where that came from.
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kind of off topic, so Hans and Lando just shows up and become generals?

Kind of feel bad for the rebel colonel working his ass off balancing budget and organizing forces.

Then 2 openings show up and some dude banging the princess and his buddy takes the job.
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>>63471797
SIEG HEIL
>>63471834
True, but they didn't steal the black and white flag imagery, or the salute, they managed to take stylistic elements of ww2 without completely ripping off the Nazi's design, JJ obviously doesn't have the directorial skills to create his own style, so he steals some from the nazi's top kek.

>>63471836
U.S empire right now keeps itself as number one through fear and death. We even have our own "death star" in the form of nuclear weapons, that we dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
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>>63471872
I promise you I am not a redditor.
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>>63471856
Sheev was planning for Luke and Vader, or at least Luke, to turn on him.

But when Luke actually refused to turn, he thought that if Vader would fight his own son and almost kill him then he wouldn't give a shit about him being tortured to death in front of his eyes.

Like all psychopaths, his overconfidence was indeed his weakness.

It's a miracle that the fucker lasted as long as he did, especially considering his physical appearance. He could've at least gone back to normal looking human.
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>>63471916
Comparing Alderaan to Nagasaki is heeeelarious. Keep'em comin.
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Not making a thread for this.

There was an entire galaxy to be in and yet Uncle Owen decided to live on a desert a farm moisture. Why not go to Naboo, Endor, anywhere better than Tatooine? Yeah, maybe it was out of the immediate reach/influence of the empire but there had to be a better place to live and prosper.
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>>63471927
I'm bout to pull this bitchs weave off if she put me in another gotdamn trench run.
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>>63471911
who's to say they didn't work really hard hehind the scenes?

And in the first movie, luke was allowed to pilot an x-wing just because

rebels are desperate.
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>>63471976
??? we have much bigger bombs now that would be the equivalent of a death star to ensure that other countries keep in line, just like the empire has to ensure other planets stay in line.

and if a country was a realistic threat to the U.S you can be fucking sure we'll pull out the nukes again, just like Alderaan was a legitimate threat to the empire, it was home to the rebels who eventually dismantled the empire.
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>>63471990
There was an entire planet to be in and yet Hassan decided to live on a desert a farm copra. Why not go to America, England, anywhere better than Somalia? There had to be a better place to live and prosper.
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>>63471207
all those countries are beating up on the Good Ole USA, no wonder we have to defend ourselves
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>>63470541
From my point of view
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>>63472010
well, Han was commander in ESB, then he got frozen, then he got defrosted and made general.

then he led like 20 people to take a bunker which is a like a sergeant's job
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>>63471990
Costs money to move across town, much less pack up and leave a planet.
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>>63472016
Name one country we've nuked over a disagreement. Not an ongoing war, but a disagreement.

Alderaan was non-combatant.
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What did the rebellion gain from killing jabba and creating a power vacuum on tatooine?
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>>63472023
That is a false equivalency. Those countries have active governments and a bulging populace. Moon of Endor was massively empty. There had to be some massive Coruscant type planet out there as well.
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>>63472046
your step brother's dark lord of the empire, just give him a call and he'll hook you up
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>>63472060
Han
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>>63472060
probably sacked his fortune to fund shit
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I thought that was from the intro of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey from the Thumbnail
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>>63472046
They got Han to take them for the cost of the cruiser and a little extra when they landed. If Uncle Owen sold the droids, speeder and other shit they'd have more than enough for a bus like transport wherever.
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>>63470947

>he thinks the Nazis were bad

shitskin pls go and stay go
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>>63470541

No, they never used terror as a tool to further their agenda.
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>>63472057
Lol we bomb plenty of countries because they export terrorist ideals, we bomb the Levant and Syria every day because they teach the people there an ideology that is specifically against the U.S empire, just like the Alderaans would export an ideology against the empire.

desu I don't want to talk about Star Wars, it';s a terrible fucking series that reached the point of no return as soon as that kike jew JJ abrhams decided to steal imagery from the nazi's and cast a black lead.. What a clever jew!! NOTTTTT
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>>63472069
>a guy that was a honorary general and basically just a kept man for the princess
>guy that got confused and left his hunk of shit ship in the wreckage of a star destroyer on jakku

yeah, really big gain there. Explain this to the poor inhabitants of that systematically oppressed planet when the hutts come back to reclaim their shit.

>siding with terrorists
>ever
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>>63472085
And no money for housing or food. Great plan. You should go in to Finance.
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>>63472106
>literally exploding a military base with thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of soldiers inside

yea that's not terrorism at all!!!!!!
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>>63472121
I said nuke, not bomb.

And if you didn't want to talk about Star Wars, then you came to the wrong thread.
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>>63472137
it's confirmed more than a million deaths at the hands of the rebels and their terrorist leader "old ben"
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>>63472137
Please explain the difference between a normal military engagement and a terrorist act using no outside links and less than 5 sentences.
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food for thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg

DON'T BELIEVE THE EMPIRES LIES
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>>63472121
Saudia Arabia funds the constructions of Madrassas that teach Wahhabism, a violent strain of Islam and in doing so they are essentially exporting terrorism to the world yet you will never see cable news disparage the Saudis or a politician make the case that we shouldn't be supporting an autocratic regime that funds terrorism.

Most of the 9/11 perpetrators were Saudi, but since they're our (2nd) most important ally in the gulf region it's verboten to hold them accountable.
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>>63470947
Now that I think about it, America has done more objectively evil things since WWII than the Evil Empire has done in the orig trig; and the empire is literally based on the axis
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>>63472227
they blew up a whole planet
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>>63471068
>>they were literally harboring terrorist droids
>and thats a just reason for burning them to death?
That is literally what US troops do during an occupation
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>>63472255
Yeah, America and Russia just almost did.
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>>63472137

It's not actually.
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>>63472255
>blew up vietnam
>blew up korea
>blew up the middle east in like, 8 different occasions
>currently blowing up syria
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>>6347226
yup that's why we still get to blab on the interweb, ain't life kind?
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>>63472218
But the Islamic terrorist literally are no risk to the U.S empire, if anything they give us reason to expand our military even further through the middle east..

If Alderaan was the Empire's greatest trade partner they wouldn't have holocausted them regardless of how many rebels come out of that system
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>>63472137
Yeah, military base, legitimate target.
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>>63470669
They're fighting a dictatorship you mongoloid.
Lrn2politics
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>>63472255
America blew the ever loving shit out of Japan
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>>63472306
>Islamic terrorist literally are no risk to the U.S empire
tell that to all the dead
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>>63472329
It still exists though doesn't it? They didn't sink the fucking islands so it's not really comparable
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>mfw the point of the prequels was to show the transformation of USA (and its puppets) into an evil Empire

Lucas was a genius. He tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.
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>>63472348
When you're the biggest baddest empire ever to exist there's always going to be blood on your hands.
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>>63472354
>comparing fantasy movie to real life

come on it's as close as you're gonna get...
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>>63472354
was alderan invading and raping and murdering nearby planets?
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>>63470541
They were not terrorists because they won
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>>63472372
It worked a lot better in his original Ep4 script than the prequels we ultimately got.

>LUKE: As the Republic spread throughout the galaxy, encompassing over a million worlds, the GREAT SENATE grew to such overwhelming proportions that it no longer responded to the needs of its citizens. After a series of assassinations and elaborately rigged elections, the Great Senate became secretly controlled by the Power and Transport guilds. When the Jedi discovered the conspiracy and attempted to purge the Senate, they were denounced as traitors. Several Jedi allowed themselves to be tried and executed, but most of them fled into the Outland systems and tried to tell people of the conspiracy. But the elders chose to remain behind, and the Great Senate diverted them by creating civil disorder. The Senate secretly instigated race wars, and aided anti-government terrorists. They slowed down the system of justice, which caused the crime rate to rise to the point where a totally controlled and oppressive police state was welcomed by the systems. The Empire was born. The systems were exploited by a new economic policy which raised the cost of power and transport to unbelievable heights. Many worlds were destroyed this way. Many people starved...
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>>63472372
>no badass stormtroopers
>just gay camo shit and bullet proof vests

>no heroic rebels
>just feral BLM niggers and impotent feminists

the future is so shit god fucking damn
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>>63472354
the number of dead innocence, relative to the sizes of their empires is close enough
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>>63472128
So they slum it wherever until one of the three get a job or the live off the land. Much better than being a moisture farmer in the desert.
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>>63472446
nah, fuck them they started it.
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>>63472482
and the numerous countries who didn't start it but just happened to be on the U.S's shit list?
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>>63472482
that doesn't sound like something a shill for the evil empire would say at all
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>>63472430

It looks like a law class, does people really watch that garbage ?
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>>63472430
There's so much that works in here, I don't know how it got so fucked up. Imagine if instead of happy little Coruscant with its space taxis and dellow fellogates randomly voting some guy emperor just because was replaced with a galaxy in chaos and people screaming for strong rulership because of constant assault and crimes by pirates and raiders and rival planets erupting into local wars, with Anakin and Obi-Wan originally being defenders of the empire before splitting apart when Anakin becomes convinced that peace can only be preserved through strength and willingly stepped to the dark side to gain the power to do so (as hinted by Vader's words to Obi-Wan when they meet in ep4), rather than being some mopey emo teen who gets diddled by Sheev and tricked into joining the dark side.
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>>63472430
>the Great Senate became secretly controlled by the Power and Transport guilds
>The Senate secretly instigated race wars, and aided anti-government terrorists
>They slowed down the system of justice, which caused the crime rate to rise to the point where a totally controlled and oppressive police state was welcomed by the systems

God DAMN, does this sound familiar.
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>>63472503
well, they didn't get nuked

china almost got nuked during korean war, but we let them off easy, now they make all our cheap stuff.
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>>63472511
you saying japan's the good guys in ww2?
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>>63472560
There are no good guys in war.
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>>63472570
there's worse guys in war
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>>63472560
are you saying that civilian targets should be atomized during war?
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>>63472570
>this is what liberals actually believe
kek
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>>63472601
To be fair the only good guys are guys simply defending themselves or defending those who can't defend themselves. Any offensive campaign purely for gain is bad.
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>>63472560
Strawman argument.
There has been no evidence put forward to disprove the similarities between hiroshima and alderaan
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>>63472570
Well the side that kills lots of its own people should be considered the 'worse' guy at either rate.
Yep I'm talking about the soviet union. The army that'd clear a minefield by sending troops across.
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Doesn't all this good guy bad guy stuff boil down to perspective and and values? From the Empire's point of view Aldeeran was evil because they were harboring rebels or whatnot.
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>>63472680
Didn't the Death Star fire from a position that, from the audiences perspective, was higher than Alderan
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>>63472599
How Japan's industry was organised was that because of the fear of targeted bombardment, manufacturing was spread out throughout the civilian sectors. There was no concentrated military production as it was distributed to prevent damages.

More people died during the firebombings by the way. The nukes ended the war, the firebombings just killed people for shits and giggles. The people who dropped the firebombs couldn't get the stench of roasting flesh off the undersides of their planes.
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>>63472732
>the firebombings just killed people for shits and giggles.
Not even joking. Day after the nukes fell, they firebombed tokyo again.
For no other reason but for shits and giggles.
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>>63472680
harboring /= combatant.
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>>63472708
BTFO/10
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>>63472776
Did they really firebomb Tokyo after the nukes fell? Surely it was after the first nuke and not the second. Because they surrendered after the second, and bombing them would be a great war crime. I know nothing about the pacific part of wwII
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>>63472978
If you want war crimes, traditional bombing is where it's at.
Sure the individual death counts aren't that high, 10,000 here, 5000 there, but the thing is they did it over and over and over and over again. In europe as well. The dresden bombings were particularly bad. Infernos were created and the tarmac got so hot in the flames that people were stepping out of their shelters onto the hot tarmac, their feet getting stuck in the hot goo, then falling over onto their hands and their hands getting stuck in the tarmac and they'd just be stuck in boiling-hot tarmac on their hands and knees being slowly roasted.
WW2 was war-crimes for everyone, the nukes were just the cherry on the top of the giant cake of pain, death and suffering.
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>>63472978
>I know nothing about the pacific part of wwII

That's because it didn't really matter.
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>>63470541
They are """moderate""" rebels
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>>63472978
japan thought we only had one nuke and we used it up.

so we kept bombing them while getting the second one ready.

then we dropped and second one and we were like, yeah bitch we still have shit load

they they got scared and were like, damn, maybe they do have shit load.

also if you want to start a war, make sure your houses of your homeland are not made of paper.
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>>63473032
nukes got us out of island hopping and was they less bloody option of the 2.
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I fucking hate freedom.
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>>63473084
For both sides, no less.
The nukes were awful, but the whole fucking war was awful.
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>>63473032
why do liberals always focus on dresdin
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>>63473162
Had the highest body count for european bombings. It was kind of an anomaly, really.

The real tragedy of civilian bombing in WW2 was not the high points but the day after day trawl of high explosives falling on your home from above. It adds up.
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>>63472323
>implying that dictatorships cannot be legitimate forms of government
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Will we ever see a non biased Star Wars movie?
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>>63470541
Obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfGoKqrNaT4
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>>63471207
Iran's neighberhoring countries would disagree with this empty list.
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>>63471269

Why is Palpy's makeup so fucking bad in ROTS? It looked amazing in 1981. What happened?
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>>63475189
>What happened?
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>>63471093
Alderaan was a galactic madrasa
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>literally destroying one entire planet with life just for proving something

>they dindu nuffin
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TIL

Emperor = Assad
Death Star = Chemical Weapons
Rebels = Rebels
ISIS = Jedi - only their atrocities aren't portrayed because Star Wars is a historic written by the victors as in the rebels and especially the jedi
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>>63470793
>burned two innocent moisture farmers to death
>tortured a young woman
>destroyed an entire planet of billions of non-combatant, unarmed civillians
>attempted to use this weapon to blackmail the rest of the galaxy into total obedience
>dissolved any semblance of democracy into a totalitarian regime
>vader is frequently shown murdering his own crewmen and getting away with it
>willing to sacrifice ships and men in an asteroid field in order to catch a single rebel ship in the hope of luring Luke Skywalker
>tried to rebuild the Death Star
>tested a carbon freezing process that was not guaranteed to be safe on a political prisoner, then gave him to a criminal overlord that they willingly let operate on vader's own home planet
>torturing politcal prisoners for no reason other than to just hurt them
>working their own construction crews past their normal limits in order to satisfy some mad deadline
>the leader and his right hand man were evil occultist practitioners of supernatural dark magic
>murdering an entire sect of peaceful guardian monks because they're the only ones that can stop your rise to power - including the children in their custody
>framing them for treason
>beginning an entire galactic scale war between two factions purely to gain power over it all, sacrificing the lives of billions
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>>63470947
>They are pretty much space Nazis
So they are the good guys. Thanks for elaborating.
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>>63477821
>>burned two innocent moisture farmers to death
They were pursuing stolen plans to vital operations, accidents happen
>>tortured a young woman
A terrorist woman
>>destroyed an entire planet of billions of non-combatant, unarmed civillians
Led by people who were funding terrorist and probably indoctrinating the entire planet into terrorism
>>attempted to use this weapon to blackmail the rest of the galaxy into total obedience
Its just another way to control an unruly galaxy, its not like they can shoot flowers at them
>>dissolved any semblance of democracy into a totalitarian regime
Total dictatorship is better than a corrupt democracy
>>vader is frequently shown murdering his own crewmen and getting away with it
He is murdering incompetent, arrgant officers. The Empire is better of without them
>>willing to sacrifice ships and men in an asteroid field in order to catch a single rebel ship in the hope of luring Luke Skywalker
Most of the men who died were lousy pilots that werent looking out for themselves
>>tried to rebuild the Death Star
Nothing wrong with that, the first was blown up in a terrorist attack
>>tested a carbon freezing process that was not guaranteed to be safe on a political prisoner, then gave him to a criminal overlord that they willingly let operate on vader's own home planet
He was a wanted criminal collaborating with terrorists, I would say that fate was to good for him
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>>63477821
>innocent moisture farmers
They were known terrorists who aided and abetted the criminal Obi-Wan Kenobi in hiding the children of a loyal servant of the Empire.
>tortured a young woman
Extracted information from a terrorist leader.
>destroyed an entire planet
A terrorist-sympathizing hot cell. "An entire planet" doesn't mean much in galactic terms where there are billions of planets, it's the equivalent of bombing a single small ISIS camp. Any negligible collateral damage is to be expected.
>dissolved democracy
They removed a corrupt, inept government that was contributing to the chaos, suffering, and local system wars, and brought peace to the galaxy.
>vader murdering his own crewmen
It is not murder, it's a form of capital punishment that is legal in their military. It is a system designed to breed competence and responsibility, which is an absolute necessity when the decisions of these military officers could potentially affect the fates of hundreds of thousands of worlds. Every one of these men were willing to accept the risks when they became officers.
>willing to sacrifice ships and men
The burdens of command. We typically call men giving their lives in the service of their country "patriotism".

I can go on but you're already looking pretty sufficiently blown the fuck out, terrorist-loving scum.
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>>63477821
>>63478048
>>torturing politcal prisoners for no reason other than to just hurt them
Terrorists
>>working their own construction crews past their normal limits in order to satisfy some mad deadline
They were going for their final strikes against the terrorists, efficiency is key
>>the leader and his right hand man were evil occultist practitioners of supernatural dark magic
Only from a certain point of view
>>murdering an entire sect of peaceful guardian monks because they're the only ones that can stop your rise to power - including the children in their custody
Guardian monks holding the galaxy back and kidnapping young children
>>framing them for treason
They striked first
>>beginning an entire galactic scale war between two factions purely to gain power over it all, sacrificing the lives of billions
the end justify the means
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>>63477821
>>63478048
>>63478058
>>63478068
REBELSHITS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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They weren't terrorists because all on and off-screen SW material indicates that they don't deliberately target civilians (Whereas the Empire does. Such tactics are sometimes designated "state terrorism" by international relations experts). As such they constitute more of a liberation movement, rather than a terrorist group.

Armchair fascists will continue to edgepost to lessen the frustration they feel living in enlightened societies, though.
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>>63470541
From a certain point of view
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they were fucking left-wing extremists

george lucas was a communist IRL

he even based the ewoks on the vietcong - look it up

just like star trek (muh technological utopia) star wars is liberal brainwashing (muh ebil imperialism)
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>>63470541
Pretty much, although not in the sense that they wanted to spread fear amongst common people
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>>63470541
when they reboot the ot 70% of this shot will be switched to womyn
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>>63478411
You sound assfrustrated. Consider migrating to reddit my shitskinned friend.
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>>63477821
>>63478048
>>63478058
>>63478068

SJW aka """Rebels""" aka muslims
BTFO
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Reddit tier thread
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>>63470541
They were puppets working as part of a false flag to give the empire an enemy and thus the masses desiring protection.
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>>63478411
I agree but why was the Empire all white? If you wanted the Empire to be evil, why not make them multiracial, just like in reality where the empire of evil is multicultural and lead by a black mulatto muslim?

it would have made more sense if mon mothma and the multi species riff raff was evil and the all white empire good.

Just saying...
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>>63478681
Yeah, cant believe we share board with all these rebel scum
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In the 80s the terrorist were the good guys and called freedom fighters
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>>63471207

What about the Iran-Iraq War and Iran's Quids force being deployed fuck all everywhere?
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>>63471027
>they were literally harboring terrorist droids
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>>63478713
Well my friend I have good news for you

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>>63478788
There's also that Jewish cultural centre blown up in Argentina off the top of my head
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>>63476987
/thread
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>>63472085

What about relocating fees? You think entry visas would be cheap entering another planet? Let alone resettlement taxes, or the permits you need to have authorized by the local Imperial subcommand just to be allowed off planet? Plus you have a mountain of bribes if you want to actually be able to leave the planet, and then you don't even know if your damned transport isn't going to just vent you into the vacuum of space at the sight of the first Imperial Cruiser.
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According to this article and video, they are.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/9/9878050/donald-trump-darth-vader-mashup
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>>63471148
>defenseless
It was literally fostering a violent movement against the government.
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>>63471261
>Necessary. Take Guantanamo for example
kek
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>>63471916
BLACK POWER
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>>63478567
>>63478094
>>63478068
>>63478058
having fun samefag?
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