How do avoid SW spoilers in the next two weeks after the premier? Can't go in the first two weeks because shootings/SW autists.
Wat do?
If you can't go because of your fear of others, then you're the autist.
>>63470268
nigga just walk away from your computer
>>63470445
>Avoid shooting
>Avoid smelly, loud autists
How does it make me autistic?
>>63470645
Because you actually think there's a likelyhood of a shooting in your particular theater. More likely to get hit by car in parking lot. Also, do you expect people to be quiet or cleaner in a movie theater around christmas or new years? that's when the real lonely autists will be out.
>>63470268
Basically, HAN DIES
>>63470828
It's true. All of it.
>>63470828
Would saying "Obi Wan Dies" spoil a new hope? I think not.
>>63470815
>SW premier
>No autists
You're delusional m8
>>63471200
>4chan
>not all autists
OP
>afraid of shooting so can't go to a public place even though no reason to suspect shooting in his particular area
>expects going around christmas will have a less autist laden crowd
>>63470268
>Does the thread have a pic of SW related shit?
Don't view it
>Does the thread contain the words STAR WARS?
Don't view it
>Are the people around you talking about SW?
TELL THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>Can't go in the first two weeks because shootings
Land of the free home of the brave everyone
>>63471264
4chan=no physical proximity to autists.
I think i'll just go to a morning screening, like a month from now
>>63471286
Whatever.. thnx for the bump faggot
>>63470268
>Bad Boy Bubby
Such a great film
>>63471311
lol, so scared of peeeepls
>>63471357
Enjoy your sweaty neckbeards and bullet to the knee
>>63471388
K. Good think I don't y'know, have to interact with them. And considering my location, I expect families only. college town on winter break, grad students and families. everyone else going home.
>>63471348
It made me depressed af.
reminded me so much of my childhood being stuck in a volvo in 40 degree heat looking at roads identical to many sequences of the film.
>>63470268
Rey's a Skywalker.
>>63471917
What, because of the lightsaber? then I guess finn must be too.
>>63470268
Fuck Star Wars let's talk about how Bad Boy Bubby is the peak of Australian cinema
>>63471348
>>63471975
These niggaz know what's up
>>63470268
Han Dies.
>>63471951
You moron, Finn's been using Luke's saber through the ads, that saber is Luke's, it's hers now. It was always hers.
Im planning to watch the new star wars film in january that means I have to avoid /tv/ for around 3 weeks
>>63470268
I like the Bad Boy Bubby pic nice one anon :))
>>63471917
Would anyone else rather have this QT new age Padme be the main jedi instead of dindu? I know it's a female empowerment bullshit character.... but seems alright.
>>63470268
It's essentially a capeshit movie so spoilers won't really ruin it.
>Amerifats are literally afraid of being shot when they go to see a popular movie
kek, what a pathetic country
"you think there's a likelihood of being shot at your local theater"
I'm sure nobody expected this, on ANY of the times it happened. What a retarded thing to say.
>>63472710
>tfw after 2 weeks absence, you realize this place is a shithole and never comeback
>tfw finally freeprobably won't happen though ;_;
