>mfw they came bounding over
/Ausfag/ thread?
>>63469640
I guess.
Saw this live on ACA, good times.
>>63469259
you could tell his wife knew what was coming and prayed he would not do the insane growling thing
>>63469259
this made me laugh really hard, why. im so high.
Is that how Australians shitpost IRL?
HAVE YOU EVER
>its a big fella episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WL1qXhCjZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eFBdG8qHWE
>>63469831
>"Don't fucking swear in public"
Dumb pig poster
God I hate cops.
Why is free to air so shit lads. Can't even get comfy with simpsons anymore.
>it's a drunk aboriginal falls off bridge and hits a fire truck episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdA_SfskrsA
>>63469913
>not watching everything online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTWS_-Yl5J8
>>63469935
BRUCE?
>The wife's face isn't surprised cause that's how he eats her out
YouTube comments can be great
Australians. Second most cancerous country on Earth closely behind Brazil :)
>>63469942
im not
>>63469913
Channel 11 is pretty good desu, 7mate has its moments too
>>63469935
>>63469935
NAH BRUCE YA LEFT HAND MATE
>>63469973
t. Amerifat
>>63469913
Old mate Rupert wants you to subscribe to Foxtel.
Never mind that there's never anything of fucking value to watch on Foxtel either.
>>63469913
Only normalfags still watch TV
>its a /shitposting/ general thread
>>63470367
WRONG :)
>>63469913
>simpsons
>still watching that piece of shit
>>63470508
most punchable face in Australia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZQybXeY6M
>>63470539
>not Hamish from Hamish and Andy
>>63470560
good lord
>>63469945
So what happened? They burn the place down?
evening lads
>>63470560
>today is the dodgiest looking cunt i've ever seen
>new bbau, never
>>63469935
>>63469945
>excuse me we're from ACA can we talk to you about this PIG STY you got in your front yard.
kek
>>63470560
I deadset feel sorry for Tody
Never gets to leave that hellhole of a street
>it's a dole bludger episode
>>63469945
>straya park boys
>>63470771
>hoons
>>63469935
ahahhaah
>>63470560
>are you deaf ya dumb mole?
>>63469945
>the pile continues to grow in front of us
>>63470778
>hoons (according to the Australian media) are the worst thing in the world
Good thing nothing is going on in Syria.
anyone waiting for a mate?
>>63469816
This demographic is to young for dat.
WHY DID YOU DO IT?
WHY DID YOU DO IT?
WHY DID YOU DO IT?
>>63469935
BRUCE MATE
>>63470866
I loved the first season of round the twist.
![artworks-000041321261-p32tkh-crop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sp5X6Zj.jpg "artworks-000041321261-p32tkh-crop[1].jpg")
>>63469945
this is like every other house in florida to be honest
Why are australians all shitposters? Is this inherent in your culture or something? I'm genuinely curious.
>>63470610
Jesus Christ, I never realized she had absolutely perfect tits.
>>63470896
dat linda
>>63469816
UP THE PONG!
>>63469935
He chose the worst possible moment to let go.
outta my way genetically inferior fucking shits
>>63470928
>posting actual great aussie tv is apparently shit posting
fuck off back to your pedo threads cunt
>>63470935
s3 linda was best
SBS on demand has a pretty good selection of films that constantly rotate. Couldn't imagine supporting Presto or any Foxtel related service.
>>63469259
It's 2015, make way for the new Aussie King already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl6K8ai5J9s
>>63470935
I was scared of this.
>Its a The Project does some sentimental bullshit fluff piece about somebody fucked up with cancer or someshit to pull the heart strings of bogans everywhere episode
>Its a The Project does a follow up piece later when that person either died or recovered episode
>>63471046
remember that episode where the kid used his dick as a propeller to win the swimming race
>>63470935
Fiona was best.
>>63470665
>be gifted a tv
>feels good I can watch bbau with /tv/
>bbau is cancelled after that season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=batGXcgqMSw
>>63470889
>she's considered a comedian
>>63471036
I get Foxtel during the footy season. No choice if you want to see all games.
>>63471175
>ROUN
>DAHURR
>TWEISTTTTTTT
>>63471193
She used to be funny enough on Full Frontal. Wouldn't have a clue if she's funny or not now.
>>63470889
She is so annoying and unfunny
>Christmas time
>All i want is a million dollar property
desu senpai i can pay for anything else i want :'(
who here
>enjoying the collapse of the property market in australian cities
>while watching your friends and family continue to put up fronts like it's not happening and it'll recover
>while they can't refute the end of the mining boom investment capital plus a reduction in chinese investment capital
>they keep saying WELL IF THE PROPERTY MARKET GOES YOU'LL LOSE YOUR JOB CAUSE IT'LL BE A RECESSION
>>implying my job is contingent on the property market or that the demand for my labour will be reduced if people have less money
>smfh
>>63470646
>today
>>63471052
Carrie thoYes I'm aware that she's a leftist idiot, but don't pretend that you wouldn't go there
>>63471257
*toady
>>63471009
Pretty certain she was my first waifu senpai
>>63471052
>>63471276
>it's a "Carrie's still going on bout her dead husband" piece
>>63471009
Nope, it was S2
>>63471255
>tfw comfy, mission critical job in Canberra
>the down side is I have to live in Canberra
>>63471285
same mate
>>63471323
I always hated watching the kids fail at the SNES games and wished I could play on there one day to own the n00bs
>the episode where the ghosts of the lighthouse take their bodies
>the episode with the fox and lemons
>the episode where pete has to constantly say without my pants
>the episode where the magic hat with the eyes that imitates flying
>the episode with the magic mushrooms
>the episode with the machine that makes copies of linda
>>63471351
literally me. Fucking casuals playing mario kart
>>63471306
>It's a "Waleed preaches his personal political views in an editorial and disguises it as investigative journalism" piece
>>63471323
>the down side is I have to live in Canberra
>>63471323
>Its a The Key is right fucking there in the treasure chest or on top of the door episode
>>63471323
its like those stupid fucking kids had never watched an episode before and sisn't know where the keys where hidden 90% of the time
>you now remember you had to spell out the word by jumping on a giant touchscreen alphabet
>Its a Harry Connick Junior is a humourless dipshit who thinks blackface is somehow going to cause people to go out and commit crimes against minorities episode
The sketch show >> Comedy Inc. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shithouse
>>63469945
holy shit this can't be real
>He'yas A Gunnoa
![hqdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Va3VCv.jpg "hqdefault[2].jpg")
>tfw i missed the first ever episode of pokemon on australian tv beucase I was watching the finale of this
>>63471426
>It's a "Livinia Nixon is being a QT yet also being pretty annoying, yet in a way that is bearable and makes her a bit more of a QT" episode
>>63471430
What about Big Bite?
>>63471430
Full frontal, fast forward and big girls blouse were all better mate
>>63471455
Totally worth it
Who /geniefromdownunder/ here?
>>63471475
>being 40 years old
>>63471473
somwhere around the level of the wedge Tbh
>>63471504
>mfw they replaced the genie in the second season
penelope was pretty based though
Does a more perfect waifu exist?
kiwi classics incoming, probably missing a few
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UX8KASASU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_2KyoGs-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptRZM7WFA6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUgMHvlcl5s
>It's a Catlin Stacey fucks her teacher episode.
>>63471482
yeah m8, but as a 9 yr old I was pretty fucking devo considering It was all everyone talked about for weeks.
I own the dvd series of lano and woodley now though, underrated as fuck Tbh
>>63471539
Only one m8, the ranga that bronson fell in love with that the ice sculpture was modeled after
>>63471555
Nah, she wouldn't have sex with a male. It's sexist and oppressive to the fucking powerful nature of the Woman.
>>63471575
I saw it only ever once in a marathon on the Comedy Channel when my Dad had satellite tv. It was a great show, pity I never saw it again.
C'MON AND SLEEPOVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqdBD6MMciA
>>63471455
>tfw going to school that day and talking to friends about this cool new show on Cheese TV
>friend got Japanese Pokemon Red or Blue when his brother visited Japan
>whole grade watched him play every lunch time
>beat Elite 4 with only Pidgey remaining
those were the days
>>63471684
http://www.2dayfm.com.au/scoopla/tv/blog/2015/4/the-saddle-club-are-all-grown-up/
WHAT A JOKA HEHEEEHAHAHAAAAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFiqxR7s76Y
>>63469945
Hoarderism isn't really funny.
>>63471783
>green pepe
CHEEZ TV CONFIRMED FOR THE FIRST RARE PEPE
>>63470771
>>63470778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHso1e6NY90
>>63471175
Why do your shows look like they were made in the mid 80s?
>>63471886
>>63471508
>liking superior comedy makes you 40 years old
Fuck this poofter board
>>63471942
>Full frontal first aired on the Seven Network on 13 May 1993
>Fast Forward was Australia’s highest rating and most critically awarded commercial television sketch comedy show, broadcast for 90 one hour episodes from 12 April 1989 to 26 November 1992
You are literally 40 years old if you were watching that live
>>63471982
>implying they weren't in constant reruns until the early 2000's
>its a I need to get up early before school to fap episode
>>63471982
dvds from the library mate
>>63471814
Fuck, I really need to sit down and watch Chasers. Barely watched it when it was originally on tv, but this is golden.
They really nailed the typical ACA tropes. Lacking the price comparison thing, but I remember they were mainly eclipsed by 'taste/health' test comparisons around the time Chasers was on.
>>63469259
How do you do, fellow kids?
>reminder that smug wanker Rove killed CheezTV
Is this the start of daily /aus/ threads?
I like it.
>tfw no blue heelers
>tfw no water rats
>tfw no stingers
what happened to the essential comfycore aussie cop dramas?
>>63472495
We've got blocktacular cooking shows now.
>>63471625
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE.
>>63469816
I haven't even seen this or thought about this for years and years now. Thanks for the nostalgia.
>>63472452
it's ok god punished him for it
>>63469259
lmao had totally forgotten this one existed
>>63472452
Frontline was quality tv
THEY CAME BOUNDING OVER
>>63472491
Better than the /aus/ thread on /soc/
>>63469259
>>63469640
>>63469661
>Ausfag/ thread?
https://youtu.be/C802Z5IIKH4
>its a all the stoners come out to defend the heroine addicts because drugs lmao #legalizeit
anyone else hate this? all the fucking pot smoking fags of leftist scum who say drugs should be legal then they get like some dumb bimbo who did cocaine once to say how its not that bad, and we should lay off Ice dealers,
>>63471761
https://youtu.be/-L7YFROQ1f0
>>63472706
literally who has done this?
>>63472529
my memories have now been completly ruined Tbh
>>63472689
Lel, I remember that.
>>63472729
Project did it the other night.
ACA or TT have done it a few times before.
unrelated topic, the other night TOP STORY got 30 seconds, where some retard who accidently threw her photo albums out got like a 5 minute segment begging the public to help her find them.
>>63469935
>>63469935
>that time the news got salty at the ED article on Aboriginals that they tried to get it deleted
anyone got the video of some drunk junkie in a playground from a while back
>>63469935
Did he purposefully drop at that moment or did his grip just happen to fail at literally the worst possible time?
>>63469935
>that sound
>>63469935
>It's an "Andrew O'keefe is terrible at hosting this show" episode
>>63472898
HA'HA'HA'HAAAA
>>63472898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woXktI5dkq8
Oh god, The ACA hoon episodes were the best, So one sided.
>>63472931
kek
>its a queer news reporter gets overpowered by schoolgirls episode
>it's a fucking rad bands from the 90's come and play and do interviews for an hour on a Saturday morning on Recovery episode
>>63472931
I have not seen, talked about or heard from Dylan Lewis in years but as soon as I watched this video, I could instantly remember his name and him hosting Video Hits and shows on Nova.
>It's a "guest band 'hosts' Rage and blatantly don't gave a shit and just want to promote their music, but it's comfy and good to fall asleep to" episode
>>63472941
desu I hate the wankers who speed up and down my otherwise quiet street at night thinking they're badass but I'd be inclined to side with them over ACA.
>>63473097
Recovery was my shit growing up
>>63473130
There are hoons, then there are car enthusiasts, 2 different groups of people.
You're referring to hoons, But ACA thinks Everyone into cars = hoon
>>63473116
I miss having a TV in my room solely for Friday night Rage. Found so many random bands that way
>>63473130
I have several 'hoon' friends on Facebook who always share shit about cops ruining their hobby
I doesn't really bother me but yesterday one of them shared a thing about a guy who confronted a cop with a speed camera and broke his $100,000 camera and he said he was a hero
Couldn't be fucked getting into an argument but it seriously blows my mind how some people could possibly think breaking the camera is positive thing because they're just going to buy another one; just a waste of $100,000 of tax money
>>63471554
>12 hours in the oven, that pie has gone thermonuclear mate
>you must always blow on the pie
>>63469945
Why is Kevin Spacey wearing a dress?
>>63473199
Some people have really bizarre views in regards to road law. Like trying to take the moral highground by complaining about speed cameras and tax profiteering or whatever but at the end of the day you're just butthurt you got caught for speeding.
>>63472931
He played it off pretty cool desu.
If he were American he's have done a live apology or some shit.
>>63473199
Read >>63473167
I have lots of hoon friends, 2 have died this year. It's fucking stupid, I don't get why the bogans don't just go to a track where it's safe?
I've had my share of hooning and being a dickhead in a econobox, but even then I was only 19 and a dickhead.
>>63473190
It's not really that great any more desu. It's only good for people with nostalgia for 80s pop, trendy hipster types with their electro indie pop, and normie Ariana Grande-type crap.
Sometimes(RARELY)they play old episodes of Countdown and that 90s Dylan Lewis music show (which name escapes me), and they're actually worth staying up for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9R_nTQ25Bw
LOL, Bogans. I'd rather be an internet addict than a ratshit angry bogan.
>>63469935
>>63472931
fuck, Recovery! I loved watching this dude squirm when Green Day swore live on air
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
5
IN THE AIR
LETS
DO
IT
TOGETHERtfw still bashing it to bonzer Kellie coming up on 15 years now
>>63473434
I was always a Charli man myself.
>>63473304
>serial pervert conman that's who you are
absolutely based
>>63469935
Holy shit
>>63473559
I kek'd when he got out of his car and started kicking the reporter.
>It's a Rage episode on New Years Day about 8? years ago when it was 40degrees and I woke up to The Streets - Blinded by the lights videoclip and it was making me fucking woozy and remembering last night was fucked and I had to leave the room and fall asleep on the floor episode
>>63473596
>rage
Man, I used to wake up at 6am just to listen to The Gorillaz, Good times.
>>63469259
>they came bounding over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RodQKqTNDW8
>>63471982
I'm not that guy but I watched Full Frontal and Totally Full Frontal (Not as good) and I'm 30. Fast Forward was on when I was a kid but I was too young and didn't get any of the jokes.
>>63473587
The Reporter guy looks like he knows a few moves, I hoped he was going to use them
>>63470646
dead set
>>63473784
You'd have to know some defense moves if you were going to troll the shit out of bogans to the point of them trying to kill you.
It would probably be a very fun job to troll bogans for a living.
>>63473784
The only moves he had were shitting himself and running away like a little girl.
Love seeing reported get punched by bogans. The bogans go to jail and the reporters get embarrassed on national TV. Both of them lose, but I win.
>>63473847
>Both of them lose, but I win.
my favourite result
>it's a tony goes out of his way to derail any conservative talking points episode
>its a latham ruins his chances of being elected episode
>It's a Sydney Olympics opening ceremony episode
absolutely everbody everybody everybody
>its a saturday morning disney episode
double dog dare tbqh
>>63474004
>implying he had a chance
Howard was GOAT Prime Minister
>>63474082
best prime minister incoming
>>63473434
>>63473450
>ywn get drunk with Charli and Kellie and have them sing the Hi5 songs and dance the Hi5 dances for you, and the dances get sexier and sexier until they start maccing on each other like the filthy nympho lesbinims you always hoped they were
¦:¬(
>>63474082
>its a privatize public assets and slap on a GST and revisionist plebs will somehow thing you did anything worthwhile
At least he took our guns away right? kek
>it's a neighbours from hell episode
>>63474103
Wrong
>>63474103
Second best, I loved the guy
>>63474106
Non-issues and they kept the economy afloat
>>63474124
>selling public assets keeps the economy afloat
>not investing in export industries to future proof the economy
you shitcunt
>>63474103
this tbhfam
>>63474150
There is nothing wrong with privatisation.
>>63473304
>installing shelves
absolute madman
>>63474104
why live desu senpai
>>63474133
I'm sure bill shorten is thinking he will bounce back like Howard.
>>63472765
>expecting anything good from The Project
>>63474470
Carrie's god-tier shoulders
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!?
>>63474004
>it's a mark latham gets mobbed by sjws episode
>>63474692
In hindsight he was actually pretty based
>>63473097
>>63473143
>>63473348
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Dylan Lewis? He sat behind me while Dexter Jettster divulged republic secrets. He was most popular over a decade ago, so I can see why he liked nostalgic places such as Dexter's Diner. He was a good friend.
>>63474470
The only good part is looking at Carrie "muh dead husband" Bickmore.
>>63471429
>it's an /int/ thread on /tv/
i need to fucking know, aussies i remember one video from like 7 years ago, it's just some top lad talking about which kinds of shit he gets into, then about his mates and his mum i can't remember his fucking name so i can't find it
>>63474997
trent from punchy? bit hard going by that description.
>>63475021
yes!
fucking hell thanks a lot
>>63474133
I miss John Howard. Our country was based when he was around
>>63469913
I always watch the NFL games Monday morning when they're playing live on channel 1, pre comfy
>>63475065
How's that?
He was a dirty bitch and America's sloppy seconds
>>63474997
>>63475021
>>63475048
wow that was impressive
>>63470583
>Not liking Hamish and Andy
Dude what?
>>63475091
Yeah but he was memeworthy.
>>63475021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP_clf_p4vk
>>63470928
It's just the way you deal with mates here. Instead of talking about your problems or life situations you call him a cunt and have a laugh when he gets mad
>>63470908
Definitive. Can you define that?
GOAT Abo video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9lavnw65bc
>>63475091
>economy was fine
>didn't apologise to the petrol sniffing boongs about MUH STOLEN GENERATION
>DJs like a mad cunt
>Isn't a labour kek
Howza, Dawktor Rudi heeyah.
>>63475102
They're gimmicky and annoying
>>63475176
Fucking loved that show. Had a South African manager at work and he'd say Howzit, sending my sides into orbit
>>63475168
It was because the GFC didn't happen yet
Our economy is up shit creek because of him you know
>>63471508
wowee mate, The Wedge might have been shit but we got this bit of comedy gold
>>63475201
>Labor faggot detected
>>63475168
>2008
>Rudd apologizes for giving Abo kids a chance at a future
>friend loses his shit at Rudd for apologizing, spends the whole year mocking him
>2015
>same friend is now 100% labor kek
>rages at liberal party for existing
>thinks Abos should get more federal funding
>hey hey hey smoke weed every day
Fuck I want Howard back just so people can stop being stupid
>>63475216
oops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06BU6Fj6Qs
>>63475192
I missed out not having SBS back when it first aired which sucked big time, at least they did reruns last year.
>>63475201
The GFC was going to fuck us up no matter what would've happened.
>it's a "SBS is showing Erotic Ghost Stories and everyone is gonna talk about it next day at school" episode
>>63475201
>>63473963
>literally every other person they get to host is better than tojo
Annabelle Crabb should be the permanent host
>implying QandA isn't The Drum for cunts
>>63475221
Nah, both major parties are complete tossers
>>63475271
>>63475264
green cvck confirmed
>>63475256
>SBS shows some suspense or drama film with some nudity in it, and you only watch it for elite Eurotits and it turns out to be a pretty good film
This has happened more than I care to admit. I'm just disappointed that they don't have great foreign films disguised as Eurotitfests on weekend nights anymore.
>>63471455
>you will never go on Starquest
Brb rewatching this series.
>>63475280
Don't like the Greens either
>>63475183
>Gimmicky
Dude what? How? You're a literal fagoot, they're just a classic comic team. The straight man who the crazier one plays off. Just admit you're so corrupted by "ironic" humour that you don't enjoy anything that tries to be funny
I do love how Australia and New Zealand are like concentrated versions of the UK
you guys make us proud
>>63475325
>citizens electoral council
>>63475296
it was some sort of conspiracy to make adolescent australian males into film patricians
>>63475342
They avoided being wussified post WW2 unlike us.
>>63475328
DUDE GAPYEAR HOLIDAY LMAO
>>63475353
It would've worked if I could remember or spell the names of the films. I just turned out to be an elitist film-snob. Became patrish AF nonetheless though
