>Molly, did I ever tell you about the South Dakota police officer who ignored my report of a murdered convenience store clerk and stolen car, abandoning the crime scene to escort me off of state limits, because he was more afraid of his Boss Hogg of a mother fucker chief than a serial killer with military training and an automatic rifle. He then turn around and fucked off to god knows where as I learned about the local lesbian's stranglulation back yonder. He was a good friend.
>Boss Hogg
>>63468632
I would have been telling everyone about the ufo
>>63470081
you'd have been put in the loony bin several days after you started doing that
>>63468632
>Molly, did I ever tell you about the time a flying saucer piloted by aliens from outer space saved me from being strangled to death? They were good friends.
Lou thought that Malvo had something to do with the Sioux Falls massacre but it was actually a long haired Indian.
>>63470232
lou knew malvo was an alien
>>63468632
So, was billy bob thortons character the same guy?
>>63470308
which guy
>>63470232
Was it the same Indian from the original Fargo movie?
>>63470328
Was Malvo the killer he was talking about in this scene?
>>63470400
He got Malvo confused with Hanzee.
>>63470426
So these are the same character? And the Indian killed all the people Lou talked about?
>>63470458
they arent the same character but yes, lou was probably talking about hanzee when he said "i'd call it an animal but animals only kill for food" or whatever
>>63470532
Hmmm, is this clarified in season 2? I haven't gotten around to it yet
>>63470532
>Lou says Indians are animals
>Lou confirmed for racist
Is the whole alien thing based on this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_Johnson_incident
A few details match, like smashed windshield/headlight, time shifting, year/location of occurence
>>63470735
>Johnson said he was unconscious for 39 minutes and when he awoke he realized his wristwatch and the vehicle's clock had stopped for 14 minutes.
Does that guy have an internal clock or something?
Lou: So that was the massacre of sioux falls.
Grea: Did all really happen?
Lou: Yeah, except the aliens part.
;_;
>>63472259
She's not dead, anon.
>>63472259
Is she died? ;_;
>>63472400
Maybe, but she will be. They talked about her being dead all the time in S01.
That little girl's gonna be a fatty ;_;
>>63472448
i've never been one to support being fat but i felt like Molly pulled of being fat in a kind of endearing way
i wouldnt want to see her with her shirt off but she was still kind of a qt
>>63472481
pls stop supporting obesity
>>63472259
>Sudden cancer attack
>>63472481
>>63472703
we high test now
>>63472770
she looks more cute as molly t bh
>>63470912
kek
Probably called in to the station to ask for the time and calculated the difference.
I liked the fact she was heavy. It's realistic- have you seen female cops? it doesn't paint her as a sex object so I can actually focus on her police work and intelligence as opposed to pausing every 30 seconds and jerking it,and she is vulnerable and that's cute in a person who is supposed to be confident and authoritative.
Her boyfriend shoots her and damn near kills her. She still married him. Now that's a realistic fat girl.
>>63472842
sounds more like he crashed his car and made up a bullshit story.
the storybook in the last episode said these events took place in south dakota, minnesota and wisconsin. wtf part of this season took place in wisconsin?
>>63473309
Iowa too. It was a book about crime in the Midwest and not just this particular crime spree. Also that was Martin Freeman narrating the book.
>>63472856
they made her fat because they were aping the movie and didn't want to make her pregnant and single
>>63470532
i thought he was talking about bear? fucker was shot a billion times and kept on going like an animal.
>>63475046
I mean HIS NAME IS LITERALLY BEAR WOW SUBTLE
>>63470532
Hanzee, Malvo, and Gaear Grimsrud are all the same type of human being. Bloodthirsty backstabbers. All three of the Gearhardt brothers seemed capable of the same, with Bear being the closest candidate.
>>63473309
The book covers events from 1825 to the present, dimwit. We've only seen two chapters. The whole midwest is the focus of the book. Now go and buy the book.
>>63476491
that's a real book? nah-ah
Greta Grimly: You were police once, Molly says.
Lou Solverson: State cop, Took a bullet in the hip on a traffic stop. Retired, full pension.
Greta Grimly: You ever do this before? Stand guard?
Lou Solverson: One other time, winter of 1979. Minus 4 degrees. Sat on a dark porch from dusk till dawn. Your stepmom was inside sleeping. Four years old.
Greta Grimly: Who did you think was coming?
Lou Solverson: It wasn't a question of who, more like what.
Greta Grimly: Did it come?
Lou Solverson: Not that night. But soon after.
Why are they acting like the indian guy is evil. He seems like a pretty honest and nice guy that is willing to change. Also surprised they killed the whole family off already, especially surprised that Dodd is dead. Also not a fan of the black dude, he seems a pretty weak overall character.
>>63476491
Has next seasons timeline been confirmed yet? I'd love a fargo season set any time in the 1800s
>>63468632
It's a nice touch, makes me want to go back and watch season 1 again.
>>63476955
2 years after first season
>>63472770
Her face is fucking huge.
>>63470614
>confirmed
Not really news. You can tell Lou is white from the start.
>>63475302
that aside, he was the closest thing persn to matching the "call it animal but..." quote. I didnt really think anyone at the massacre actually matched that quote at all.
>>63476986
What? Really? How fucking boring.
>>63476833
>Killing cops
>is good guy
Was Hanzee a Gerhardt brother?
Is that why he was so pissed?
Hanzee was in love with Dodds daughter you dumbasses. I can't believe none of you caught that. It's the reason he is doing all this now.
>>63477416
Remember Hanzee had already killed 3 police officers and a store clerk, and the lezzie, and he killed Dansen, Lou's mentor
>>63479190
Poor Hanzee, he just wanted to bust a nut.
>>63479190
that literally makes no sense. They had like one scene together and it wouldn't explain why he would kill Floyd.
>>63479315
>not killing Floyd who ordered the hit on Simone
>>63479436
Exept that's wrong. Bear did it on his own. In the beginning of the latest episode she asks where Simone is and before Bear can respond he gets interrupted by the Buffalo guy (who ran away from the hotel and is still alive, I think)
>>63472770
that's not high testosterone level
that's high adipose tissue level
>>63472770
I hated her fat face and her cold fish eyes. Easily my least favourite character in Fargo.
>>63472768
They can strike at any moment anon.
>>63476955
>not the 25th century and about intergalactic alien crime converging in Fargo
