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Season finale and no thread, what gives?
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Season finale and no thread, what gives?
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>>63464145
literally reddit: the show
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>>63464145
>literally eating shit
>wondering why no one else wants to do it with you
fuck off faggot
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>>63464145
Thread went past 300 and died
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>>63464145
did they reveal who bloody face is?
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Loved the first episode, but it got boring fast
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ruined?
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dead taylor swift was my bae. i miss my bae
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>>63464145
i dont see how can the producers prolong this show life after this episode
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>>63467541
It's an anthology like American Horror Story.
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>>63467583
muh dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>63467583
awww, they should have kept KuNT, instead of KKT
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post more emma
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>>63467627
So do I but the censors probably shot them down.
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>it was Lea Michele's character
but of course it was the only woman that can give Murphy a boner
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>>63467665
He must have a poo belly fetish
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>>63464145
marry kill fuck
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>>63465968
This was the only good thing about the episode.
Chad made a shitty shitty ending, slightly endurable.
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>>63467665
worst character
worst reveal
worst backstory
worst motivation

Worst episode.

Will recommend to friends, and will not let them watch the last episode. So they can preserve the mystery and not have to deal with that shit shit ending.
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>>63467687
>marry kill fuck
absolutely haram you sick fucker
kill the gross overgrown cabbage patch kid
marry emma and fuck baby manson on the side
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>>63464145
Befriend, /Marry/Bitted/Keked/, fuck
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>>63467756
>>63467687
>Fuck 5
>Kill Chanel
>Marry Chad

I have no romantic desire to be with Chad. But if I have to spend my mortal existence with one person, it should be the most bro Bro of Bromanity. Chad will pick you up on your bad days, Chad will make your best days better. And when you find that most perfect girl, Chad will fuck her ugly best friend so you have a chance.
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>>63464163
They have fucking scorched modern day SJW and feminism this season, far from Reddit the show.
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>>63467976
They make fun of the tumblr crowd sometimes in surprisingly scathing ways. But there's not a doubt in my mind that this show is aimed at them. Ryan Murphy is all about being progressive in a trendy and "hip" way, mixing his politics with rapid fire dialogue, vulgarity, pop culture references and spastic editing.
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>>63464145
The finale episode just didn't seem to be in sync with the rest of the season which is shame minus the chad/denise scene. The whole Hester accusing everyone without anyone doing the same to her was quite dumb.
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>>63467583
her tits are not that big unfortunately
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>>63464145
>>>/r/eddit
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Chanel #1 is godfu
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YFW Scream Queens is one long Dane Cook joke

https://youtu.be/rUeuPFTeHkA
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>>63469875
>YEAH, DUH, BITCHES! HOW COME NO ONE NOTICES HOW I'M TRYING TO ACT? I TALK REALLY FATS AND HIGH PITCHED AND THROW IN EPIC POP CULTURE AND RANDOM INSULTS BECAUSE I'M SUCH A BITCH, DUH. UHM, HELLO, BITHCES? WHERE'S MY EMMY?
>this is what neckbeard virgins watch every week
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>>63464145
I can't believe there are actually people on /tv/ who watch this shit unironically.
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The only good line, apart from Chad in the finale was when that bland vanilla bitch called the guy a douche after he quoted Nietzsche
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Earmuffs is such a QT
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>>63470692
Looks like a tired Maggie Gyllenhall tbqh
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What a shit finale. Good show overall though solid 7/10.

10/10 when Chad is onscreen.
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>>63470692
need webm of her making out with lesbian nurse
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>>63470963
Too much of a hit and miss to be 7. I'd say 6/10. Chad is GOAT and really there was nothing else there.
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>>63470692
I was digging that princess Leia hairdo in the courtroom.
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I laughed so hard at Chad getting confused about charity.

Brilliant stuff.
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>>63470687
that and the flame Chanel wrote to her minions
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>>63471023
I know, rite? :D
That was sooo funny, i instantly retweeted it!
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Dis show is so freaking awesome LMAO xD
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>nothing about the story makes sense
>lol, it's just a comedy, turn your brain off
Laziest way of writing a whodunit plot.
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>>63467665
I really liked her at the end. I thought she was cute.
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>worst emma
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>>63469089
yeah, why cant ryan murphy write a finale? he does this shit every time
best example: fucking AHS asylum
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I liked the finale, fuck the Chanel's.
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best girl
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>>63464145
Whenever Emma Roberts appears in anything I know it's either going to go to shit or is already shit.
She's shit and she isn't "hot"
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>>63473933
You are entitled your opinion anon.
Even if it is wrong.
I am not saying you are wrong, but you are wrong.
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I really enjoyed the series. It wasn't as good as I expected, but it wasn't bad. I'm gonna rewatch it for what it is, instead of watching it for what I wanted it to be like I just did the first time.
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>>63474033
She single handedly destroyed American Horror Story *tongue in cheek*
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>>63472822
I like the talking pumpkin the most.

I know she was "boring", or whatever, but I liked her. I wanted her to be the RD though.
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>worst character wins
>best characters lose
>protagonist mystery solving girl just doesn't even care anymore and accepts the flimsy evidence
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>>63474175
>frogshitter
Opinion discarded
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>>63474175
Grace got waht she wanted. She's been hinted to be a sociopath (her fater too). I'm thinking it was more than just a red herring. I guess it's a genetic thing?

She got to make Kappa the way she wanted it to be and got rid of the Channels.
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I really liked the Single White Female bit with the shoe. It's one of my favorite movies. I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers it.
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>>63474324
And the eyepatch was very They Call Her One-eye/Kill Bill.
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>>63474324
That was/is (haven't watched it for a while) a good movie. I haven't watched this show yet though.
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>>63474293
I just thought it strange for her to more or less be set up as the protagonist and the one focused more than anything else on finding the killer. Pete gets killed one word short of revealing it and then she gets knocked out by the red devil. Then she just gives up immediately after.
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>>63474371
Because like >>63471354 said, the plot doesn't make any sense.
It's just a lazy excuse for Murphy to write one witty dialogue per episode and make some quick money out of the twitter generation.
>You 3 are murderers and will spend the rest of your life in an asylum
>What evidence do you have, your honor?
>
>You 3 are murderers and will spend the rest of your life in an asylum
>Uuh, duh, bitch
Quality writing right there.
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Overall the finale was the worst episode, but if we get chanels 1, 3, and 5 for season two in the aslyum i am forgiving the mediocre ending of season one. And no, i don't think the red devil stabbed chanel. She escaped of course.
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>>63470692
She is the best
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>>63474515
It was probaly a dream. Like the end of Carrie/I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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>>63474515
>for season two in the aslyum
Murphy already said S2 will play at a lake camp and only 3 of the main cast will return.
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No 5 was the breast
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>>63474526
Pumpkinhead is pretty cute too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z46etDdYzh0
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>>63474539
That sounds like they're gonna put the Channels into a Friday the 13th Part 5 setting.
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>>63474539
fuck him, i want an asylum spin-off
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>>63474539
>>63474587
>“The second season is the four remaining survivors playing the same characters going to a new ‘Scream Queens’ venue. Then we bring in other people and the death party starts again.”

I don't know what he means by "four remaining" surivors

>3 chanels in asylum
>murderer chanel
>black girl
>blonde girl
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>>63474607
The cheapest actors, so black girl, blonde girl, ear muffs and the dad.
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>>63467687
marry 5, fuck 3, kill oberlin
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>>63474607
It was supposed to be nly 4 characters left alive, but Murph said he changed it last minute.

I think he just lied to keep the story under wraps though. Why would he ruin the ending of a mystery (even if it's a parody) series by saying the number of survivors beforehand?
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>tfw I'll never see 5 bite her toenails
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is this worth watching?
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What the fuck? So Zayday really had absolutely nothing to contribute at all in the entire season as she didn't die or do anything except talk to Chanel in the finale.

Grace who's been trying to find out the truth and drive the plot forward the whole season did literally nothing and uncovered NONE of the killers. She even let Hester get away with it knowing her story was full of shit. So not only did she contribute no humour, she contributed no plot. Worst fucking waste of space on screen.

Chad had NOTHING to do in the finale, when we've all been waiting for the Chad vs Killer rematch. Holy shit i know the show had some direction problems with its refusal to kill off characters after the halfway point but this is the worst possible ending. It also had almost no new sets. Did they seriously just run out of money and have to fill space with monologues and flashback scenes they had already filmed?
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>>63474840
The first few episodes are amazing but after that give up all hope on the plot and just watch it for the solid comedy.

Also if you care about the plot this thread is full of spoilers.
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>>63467687
marry 3
kill 5
fuck oberlin
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>>63474806
He also said "the killer is really obvious" and that certainly applies to Hester while shooting holes in, say, the Gracie theories
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>>63467687
Marry Chanel #5 because she's probably the only one (in the whole show, including grace's dad) that wouldn't cheat.
Kill Grace because she deserves it for wasting so much screen time.
Fuck Chanel Oberlin because honestly i am a sucker for terrible people.
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>>63474840
Yes. But it's a parody series. Think the middle point between Scream and Scary Movie.

Don't expect realism. A guy gets both his arms chopped off and is fine (but armless) the next day.

Also, if you're a SJW, don't watch it, you'll get triggered so much you will poop your pants.
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>two absolutely despicable people with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
>it's impossible to dislike them or root against them
That's an impressive screenwriting feat in and of itself, isn't it?
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>>63474900
Grace is blindingly obvious. Hell, all the evidence against her being the killer was made up by Pete, a red devil killer. She was convinced she was the baby in the bathtub and she hated Kappa. Honestly it was also the only way to justify her being in the show and taking up so much screen space because she never did any comedy, so she needed to be plot.
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>>63474884
>chad never actually did his duel with pete
Man, what a waste of an opportunity.

And yeah, I'd agree with the rest. Grace just not caring after she narrowly missed out on hearing who it was, then getting bashed by the killer was dumb.
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>>63467976

>he thinks reddit supports sjws and feminism
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>>63474988
Grace had a few funny bits, moslty as the straight man to another character. Like when Channel was calling Candle Vlogger Farty McSomething, and Grace said that it wasn't Farty's fault.

But there wasn't enough of that for the screentime she had. Too bad, I really like Skyler.
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>>63474976
All the people they are despicable to deserve it and they never really ruin anyone's lives, they just put them in their place. Chanel genuinely never killed anybody and only when her life was being ruined did she lash out violently. She always tried to protect her sisters even if she then immediately insulted them. Chad is much the same, however much hes a cheating dipshit who insults people, he never really hurts anyone in any real way and he even attempts to take responsibility when he thinks he's made hester pregnant.

If you take stock of what they actually did, neither of them are bad people, they are just really really rude. That's what makes them the heroes of the show, which is why its bullshit neither of them gets to do much during the finale.
>>63474989
I didn't want the Chad vs Pete battle, i wanted Chad vs Boone with Chad begging Boone not to do this and tears in Chads eyes as he finishes off Boone to save himself and/or Chanel.
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>Judge Mathis!
>Judge Joe Brown!

>You spent the entire trial screaming that you never killed anyone and threatening to kill the jury.

Also holy shit, in that rant email did Emma basically continue a run on sentence for six minutes without breathing?
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>>63474840
If you're 16 and have a twitter account or a NEET neckbeard virgin.
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>>63474965
Oh, and be prepare and have urban dictionary open just in case you're not up to date on nicknames for perverted sex acts.

I didn't know what a blumpkin was...
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>>63475063
Chanel Oberlin's character was entirely inspired by an email that was (aside from all the stuff about murder) pretty much word for word that missive. It was sent by some dumb sorority leader who is pretty much real life chanel.
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>>63475033
>literally made a bust on every mildly racist/offensive subreddit and closed them within hour couple of months ago
>not being SJW centrale
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>>63474884
>>63474469
>>63471354

Fuck off already.

No one here cares for the plot, we watch it for the Chanels.
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>>63475114
I-I care for the plot... I thought the plot was fine.

Just because it didn't turn out like my headcanon doesn't mean it was shit.
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>>63475144
Every headcanon would have made more sense than the actual finale.
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>>63475144
I think I'm pretty permissive when it comes to plot but the finale was silly.
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>>63475114
The plot didn't do justice to the Chanels though. The plot took up 75% of the finale instead of the Chanels and it was just exposition.
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I started getting mad watching this ending

They could have fixed it in three seconds flat if at the end she tried to stab Dean Munch with that trowel and ended up getting assfucked with it
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>>63475267
noice
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CHANEL ISNT DEAD RIGHT????
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>>63475352
I hope not

I liked that they were happy
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>>63475352
Nah. She's been confirmed as alive by Best Emma and Ryan Murphy.
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>>63475945
good next season revenge vs the bitch
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>>63475894
I hated that they became happy by being forced away from everything they cared about and all the anti-frat/sorority stuff that had been forced on them was what made them happy. It was insulting to have them say they didn't know what they really wanted.
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>>63475970
Maybe what they wanted was to be the most popular girls in their environment, which is easy in the asylum.
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>>63476071
What about Chad? What about their careers? What about all the other things they wanted like respect and power?
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> those delicious chicken tendies

Makes you want to live in an asylum too
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>>63476090
Except it's extremely clear that EVERYTHING in Chanel's life is an expression of a sublimated desire to be recognized, respected and validated, and this is because her absurdly abusive parents just fucked her shit up.

Her finding the same validation in being voted President of a bunch of over medicated schizophrenics instead of desperately chasing the approval of everyone in KKT, everyone on Twitter and ultimately everyone in the friggin county seems very in-character to be.
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>>63474539
I could see something like this happening

>red devil kills someone in the asylum
>chanels are exonerated
>get found guilty of lesser crimes like tampering with ms bean's body
>punishment is a summer of community service as camp counselors
>chanel rules the camp with her usual flair
>a new killer appears at the camp
>hilarity ensues
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>>63476226
>New Killer
God i hope its not a murder mystery. I hope its either non-mystery slasher style (they know who it is, they just don't know why or how to catch them/prove it) or its overtly supernatural.
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Good thing Chanel #3 didn't die.
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>>63476242
This. Mystery was a good idea for the first season. It was very Scream/Urban Legend/I Know What You Did Last Summer.

S2 should be more 80s slashers. I'm thinking that maybe Feather will be the killer? Except that she's very stupid.

They said that season 2 was another gnere of horror (or another genre of slasher, I'm not sure) and another teen girl movie (s1 was Heaters, obvi) combo.
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>>63474976
coded message received
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I was hoping that if Hester wasn't at least stabbed in the face a bunch of times, then there'd maybe be a stinger that shows Coney is back to kill at the campus, like the Sorority Row remake
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>>63476345
Oh fuck

Israel is literally the Chanel Oberlin of geopolitics

This is the deepest show ever made
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>>63476327
Clueless meets Arachnophobia
Bring It On meets The Burning
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>>63476327
Makes me wish the writers of Heathers got to make their own TV show.

To be honest with the reveal that pete was a killer and chanels weird suicide attempt i feel like they really wanted to cram in some more Heathers in the finale.
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>>63476432
There's a Heaters musical. It's pretty good. If you like musicals.
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totally not shill: the thread
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>>63476486
???

The series is over.
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I didn't like that "le killer got away with it and now KKT is an inclusive feminist paradise"

even though they handily skewered feminism and political correctness with a few good jokes

To be honest I was hoping for a return to status quo ending
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Scream the series had a better finale
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>>63476520
>we've uninvited Jerry Springer
>he told a joke about women
>ALLEGEDLY
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>uniorinically watching meme queens
Kill yourselves, tumblrcunts.
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>>63476544
Jerry Seinfeld
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>>63476520
When Dean Munsch said that they needed Grace "to go away" I was hoping that she would get framed and go to jail.
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>>63476544
>seinfeld

;^)
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>>63476551
You've never watched it, have you?
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>>63476551
tumblr? SQ is more like /b/.

>tfw it's a Channel says something racist and talks about some weird porn fetish episode

Oh, wait... that every fucking episode.
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>>63476551
Since it's a parody show, we DO watch it ironically. Idiot hooker.
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>>63476712
they make references to some crazy shit

The finale Chanel mentioned Ali-Express. I feel like less than 1% of viewers know what that is
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>>63476712
Canel is racist, homophobic, ageist, classist, etc.

She's the worst human being ever and we all love her for it.
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>>63476794
>>63476769
>>63476750
>>63476712
Preach it, sisters! ^_^
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>>63476769
Fletching
Spitroasting (that one is pretty mainstream though)
Eiffeltowered
Blumpkin

There probably was a lot more.
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>you will never make out with a 90s-obsessed Nasim Pedrad while Alannah Myles' Black Velvet plays in the background
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>>63476862
I only know what spitroasting means out of those
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>>63476949
>sucking cum out of a creampied asshole
>eiffel tower is the same as spit roast, except the two dudes are high five-ing with both hands, making a tower shape
>getting a blowjob while taking a shit
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>God Tier:
Chanel #3

>Demigod Tier:
Chanel, Dean

>Top Tier:
Denise, Hester

>Who even cares Tier:
Everyone else

>Waste of a main character Tier:
Grace.
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>>63474175
She was only really interested in uncovering backstory about her mother. Finding the killer was basically her excuse so she didn't look selfish.
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>mfw denise still doesn't trust tay zonday
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>>63475084

it warms my heart that there is a real sorority girl as charmingly vile as Chanel out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dngOH9G4UPw
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>>63477119
>>63475084
Would fuck her hard.
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>>63476551
If anything, the show makes fun of tumblr.
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>>63474596
Ryan Murphy said that one of the major differences with Scream Queens is that each season actually picks up where the last season left off, but with a different villain and a bunch of new cast members added with the veterans.

Since Season One was basically Murder Frat, second season is set to be Asylum as well.
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>>63477342
All I want is for Hester to die a horrible painful death.
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>>63477342
so scream queens is confirmed to be getting a season 2?
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>>63477389
They were supposed to have 15 episodes and they got 13. I'm not so sure.
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>>63477214
it's funny when it's on a tv show, but real bitches like this are a cancer that need to be put in their place.
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>>63477408
>>63477389
>>63477342
Can't you faggots at least read the thread?
Season 2 was confirmed months ago and will take place in a summer camp.
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>>63477434
>can you sift through all 200 posts?
No, I won't. zap2it shows that it hasn't been renewed yet and that it's in danger of not being renewed.
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>>63475072
lol like seriously
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>>63477434
I think it could still be cancelled. They don't necessarily have a contract.
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>>63477457
for reference
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>Pete killed Boon
>Then a few hours later Hester killed Gigi in the same room without Gigi noticing them swap or ever realizing Pete wasn't Hester
What the fuck?
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>>63477501

Pete says he was the one who killed Gigi though

Hester says the only actual murder she committed was Pete, at the start of the finale
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>>63465968
Is that Jay z?
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>>63477074
who the fuck is chantel 3? is it the fat one?
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>>63477501
>one girl says 3 other girls are the killers
>no evidence
>all 3 girls get sentenced to a life in an asylum
It's almost like the writers didn't give a shit.
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>>63477540

And the Pizza Guy.
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>>63477602
really? that's what tipped you off? not the fact that chanel got away with murdering the maid and trying to murder hester?
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>>63477540
No he didn't. He said he killed Boone because he felt Gigi was less important. Hester talks about killing Gigi doesn't she? They even mention the anatomy class necessary for her to learn how to remove her head. Also none of Pete's kills were gorily displayed by Pete. Boone's body wasn't displayed for instance.
>>63477602
They did have testimony from the one girl's parents. Also you don't need evidence to convince Denise Hemfield and they also showed at the Trial the complete lack of evidence led to a not guilty verdict before Chanel fucked it up.
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>>63477638
Hester turned on the Deep Frier, so actually she killed Ms Bean. Poor innocent oppressed Chanel was just doing an innocent prank.
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>chanel will never ask you to do her deepest darkest fantasy with her only for it to turn out she just wanted to bully you in front of her sorority sisters and they all laugh at what a pathetic desperate virgin you are

what fucked up degrading fetish would you want Chanel to seduce you into doing just to humiliate you?
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>>63477638
No, it was one of dozens of plotholes.
Like i said before, making a murder mystery comedy is the free ticket for writers to be lazy as fuck
>dude, that makes no fucking sense
>who cares, it's "satiric"
>lol, genius xD
>xD
This is how Murphy and his crew wrote the entire show, but /tv/ neckbeards eat it up because BASED CHAD XDDD and MUUUUH WAIFUUU
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>>63477711

>Clan Of The Cave Bear reference

Murphy has the most bizarre deep cuts in his shows sometimes.
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>>63477711

Pegging.
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>>63477711
burgling turds
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/r/ing a pic of the sweater snake
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>>63477074
>having a man-voiced turbodyke for a waifu

Embarrasing. Earmuff fags are the worst
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>>63477711

Feminization/crossdressing, and then she sends the pictures to everyone and I get called Chanel #7 for the rest of my life.
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>>63467735
this
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>>63477957
Who's your favorite, faggot?
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>>63477928

I wonder if snakes actually like sweaters
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>>63477724
I don't think anyone claimed it had sopranos tier writing. It was a wickedly funny comedy with witty dialogue and a perfect cast. It wasn't trying to be Hamlet.
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>>63477972
>ywn be Chanel #7
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>>63478039
Chanel #1. Obvi
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>>63478095
So in other words you're a little bitch. Okay.
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>>63477724
It makes sense.

It makes too much sense.

"Painfully creepy woman who talks about how much it turns her on to murder people murders a bunch of people" is as anticlimactic as every episode of The First 48 when a drug dealer gets shot and it turns out a black guy did it
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>>63478062
That's not the point.
I was ok with the stupid cop, the plot armor and even with the chad who got both arms sawed off.
But the finale was the epitome of shitty writing.
Ebony and Ivory were 100% convinced that Hester was the killer. Pete even told them Hester's DNA matches Boon's.
And just because Hester says "lol, no" they accepted it.
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>>63477711

chastity
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>>63478109

That's how she likes them.
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>>63478208

is this image canon?
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>>63478164
Ok i agree that was dumb. However, it was funny because all the chanels did was to throw tantrums in protest to being arrested then not hiring a lawyer and representing themselves in their trial. No one at the house spoke up for them because they all knew that regardless of their guilt they were all awful people that deserved punishment and that with them gone the killer had no reason to keep killing
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>>63478319
>that regardless of their guilt they were all awful people that deserved punishment and that with them gone the killer had no reason to keep killing

In what way?
They were jerks, not killers.
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>>63478046
Reptiles love being comfy so probably
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>>63478352
>They were jerks, not killers.
Chanel was.
#3 and #5 didn't deserve it.
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>>63478386
>Chanel was.
She didn't turn on the fryer.
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>>63478399
THE FRYER RISES
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>>63478319
What are you talking about? At least black and white knew that the real killer was still around, they knew the chanels were innocent, no way they would just go "lol, ok, forget it."
This was some of the biggest bullshit i've ever seen in a series finale.
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>>63477342
So its scary movie series the TV show?
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would you cum in chanel 3's ears?
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>>63479242

would be too scared of her dad sending someone after me
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Ryan Murphy makes trash for fags and women.
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>all those people not knowing what satire is
jesus christ, I know this is a bigger thing here in middle Europe, but this was fantastic satire as it was understandable for the masses.
seeing all those people especially on facebook claiming, that the finale didn't make sense was really disturbing. did those people not realize they were making fun of everything in those episodes?
they were making so much fun about feminism, that I was shocked to not hear more about the series. I understand it now though, amerikeks didn't even understand, that it was satire and openly mocking third wave feminism and popular tv-tropes.

to me this was one of the best shows of the last couple of years. I'm still not sure if some of the bad acting was intended, e.g. #3's reactions in the last episode were so awfully acted, that it has to be intentional.
Emma Roberts is best Emma now though.
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>>63478164
this is horror-movie logic you fucking twat. how dumb can you even be.
anyone with something between their shoulders could have told you, that the finale was going to be silly after the first episode since all of the fucking show was intended to be silly.
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>>63480285
It wasn't silly it was boring
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>>63480243
>DUDE IT WAS JUST A SATIRE!

That might fly if they weren't obviously going for a serious conclusion (having two villain characters carefully explain which past events were their actions, with no comedy involved which implies we're meant to take it straight) but completely fumbled it. If it was satirical it wouldn't just be ignoring plot points, but purposefully setting up plot holes throughout, but Ryan Murphy has the planning ahead skills of a goldfish.
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When did you realize Chanel actually loves her lackeys, Gracie and Zayday more than anything else in the world no matter how much she insults or mistreats them?

I didn't until the Thanksgiving episode
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>>63480436
Too bad Grace is a miserable bitch
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>>63480358
>with no comedy involved

are you retarded?
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So is Scream Queens a prequel to It's Kind of a Funny Story?
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>>63480436
It amazes me how quickly they all forgive each other, including Chanel #2 from the afterlife.
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Would have been funnier if Grace had been killed at the end.
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Now that the dust has settled is Chanel officially an antihero to Hester's villain?
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>>63480650
Of course.
She was the only one getting shit done about stopping the killer near the end.
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>>63480458
THIS
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Hot girls powerranking senpai?

1. Grace
2. Zayday
3. Chanel #1
.
.
.
.
.
#4 can't choose
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btw finale was really bad 2/10

neckbrace whore was 10/10
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>>63481350
Grace looks like a talking pumpkin
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>>63481538
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>>63467583
No it's not.
They said season 2 would follow 4 of the last characters alive in a new place after those events.
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>>63480590

There was nothing funny about say showing a clip of Hester flicking on the deep fat fryer like it's meant to be tying up a loose end, it's just kind of lame.
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>>63481350
#1 Denise Hemphill
#2 Dean Munsch
#3 Gigi
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>>63482631
>I have mommy issues and am not afraid to show it
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IMAGINE posting aside, hasn't Jamie Lee Curtis's whole persona been "wow she's good looking by old lady standards" for like 20 years now?

What's she going to be the American Helen Mirren?
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Season 2 hopes?
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>>63482822
Hype
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>>63482822
summer camp would give me a boner
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This is so much more fun than fucking American Horror Story it's not even funny anymore. I dozed off during Hotel's third episode.
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Somehow the finale managed to be one of the funniest episodes and the worst fucking ending ever at the same time. I can't believe neckbrace won.
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>>63464145
How did nobody realize that only the Jewish girl could possibly be a Jewish guy's twin sister?
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>>63467583
How? Will the next series be at a high school?
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>>63476817
kek
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>>63482822

The adventures of an ex cop managing a revolutionaire yet elegant interior designs company.
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>>63486556
This would redeem it all
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That Email narration scene was hilarious!!!!!
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If they get a second season they better find a bullshit reason to bring back Jamie Lee Curtis, main girl's father and Chad. I heard they want the second season to take place on a summer camp a la Friday the 13th, but those three mentioned characters make the show GOAT.
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>>63487443
How about the Chanels get free and buy the summer camp as a resort, inviting the survivors to it?
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Man this show is so going to get fucking cancelled, feels bad man.

At least my waifu should be back for the arse end of american horror story.
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>>63482822
Unlikely
The ratings were god awful
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>>63482822
Scream Queens FOX 4.04 4.04 3.47 2.97 2.39 2.59 2.44 2.51 2.37 1.98 2.40

Better off hoping for a spin off, which is sad because I fucking love this show. I'm glad everyone else is getting a summer camp vibe for next season.
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>Scream queens gets canned
>Chad Radwell is gone forever
Hold me /tv/
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>SQ dies
>AHS gets to live
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>>63489495
>>Chad Radwell is gone forever
FUCK
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>>63464145
Most hilarious shit I ever watched. Im genuinely sad the season is over

>Deaf Taylor Swift and Predatory Lez on the gravestone
>Her parents calling her Chanel # 3
>every little scene and detail

I hope Chanels will make a comeback
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>>63489495
N-no..is it confirmed
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>>63487443
I agree for Jaime and Chad, but her father is awful
Also Dennise and Chanels. All Chanels are good. Except maybe Chanel # 5, something's really wrong with her
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Scream Queens definitely has a chance, especially because...

What the hell has happened to Fox's ratings?!
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>>63482822
Chad Radwell is the main
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>>63482822
>Grace and Zayday Williams running the Kappa the way Chanels did (Grace sort of became a meanie)
>Chanel finds out, gathers her sluts and devise a plan to bail the asylum
>Chad Radwell is Chad Radwell
>whatever happens is fine as long as the best characters are there and Chanels are back to normal
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I wanted it to be revealed that Wes was literally everybody's father.

Grace's.

Boone's.

Hester's.

Chad's.

Every Chanel's.

Deaf Taylor Swift's.

Even Zayday and Predatory Lez somehow.
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>>63489495
buying an asp for christmas
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Do you think Chanel Oberlin was inspired by Ivanka?
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Final episode was complete shit
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>>63494782
I bet you thought the Beetlejuice finale to the first season of American Horror Story was shit too you pleb
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>>63492834
I think Emma Roberts was just playing herself
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>>63467665
Lea Michele has a manly face so maybe that's why Murphy is straight for her
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dat ass
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>>63495482
Those lips though.
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