He is... the chosen one
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>"He is... the chosen one"
>He's behind me isn't he?
>>63436756
No I'm in front of you.
>>63436756
>"where is he?"
>"not where, but when"
>>63436833
>Where are we
>WHERE?! MORE LIKE WHEN ARE WE!
>>63436731
>There will be a chosen one
>>63436894
>The chosen one isn't who they think it is
>It's really the harmless side kick
>"This has CIA written all over it"
>"I WANNA KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GUY! WHERE HE EATS, WHERE HE SLEEPS, WHO HES FUCKING"
>"AND I NEED IT YESTERDAY"
>>63437010
>Why don't you ask him yourself
>Guy is in the room
>"He is... this particular lore's term for the chosen one"
even fucking woise
>>63436953
Bane?
>The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
>THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS HOLY SHIT I-uh... oh... sorry
>welcome to my world
>You know what they say...
>No, what do they say?
>"I thought it was contained!"
>"... not anymore"
>>63436731
>"Where are you?!"
>"Here."
>>63437059
You mean he is the Grub'nak Arak!?
>movie trailer
>"..the fate of the world lies in his..paws?"
>close up of dog covering his eyes with paws
>It's treason, then.
>AAAUUURRGGHGHAHGH
>>63437242
>reading a review on rotten tomatoes
>"two paws WAY up"
>>63437059
He is truly the Mu'ah Dib
>OH NOT NOT BIG BAD
>WE'RE FUCKED
>wait who is big bad?
>YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BIG BAD?
>HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF BIG BAD?!
>>63437372
>YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF BIG GUY?
>Do you know what time it is?
He told me there would be a chosen one.
>There will be a chosen one.
And then, he told me of its significance.
>It will be significant.
And then, he killed the dog!
>*fart* *whimper*
>>63437240
10/10
>>63436863
>but WHERE
>the real question is, WHERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34Rk_DC3B9c
