What actors are hell to work with, and/or just complete dickbags in general?
>>63426426
You casting a movie, OP?
Bam Margera
Michael Jordan
Chevy Chase
Tommy Lee Jones
You're mum, she dont anal.
I thought Mike Myers was supposed to be a standup guy.
>>63426866
>Bam Margera
Bring it the fuck on
Alf Blutecher
Walter Huston
Alan Mowbray
Edward Arnold
Claude Rains
Vincent Price
Ray Walston
Stephen McHattie
Robert De Niro
Max von Sydow
Viggo Mortensen
Al Pacino
Gabriel Byrne
Rodney Dangerfield
David Boreanaz
Rosalinda Celentano
Peter Stormare
Peter Fonda
Terrance Zdunich
>>63426955
He is, also nice dubs.
>>63427125
>Viggo
Sauce please
Christian bale acted like a douche one time
>>63427157
The Prophecy (1995)
>>63426955
Myers is supposedly one of the biggest cunts in the business. Hence the alleged reason that he's faded into obscurity.
>>63427162
Well you shouldn't have interrupted him when he was buying his groceries faggot.
>>63427329
Didn't he cause a studio to cash out a completion bond or something?
>>63426926
downvoted tbqh
>>63427385
upvoted
edit: jk i actually downvoted u
>nobody has mentioned Marlon Brando
guy was infamously a pain in the ass to work with.
>>63427678
The NAMBLA guy?
I think this was the last thing I ever saw him in. It was truly great.
>>63427125
Took me a minute
>>63427800
>Kanye shirt
Goddamn
Bill Murray (unless you really get on his good side early on)
Val Kilmer
Brando had a reputation for being a cunt, but if you set the bounderies early on, and lt him know he wasn't going to get away with shit, he was way cool to work with.
Mike Myers
Ben Stiller
Gene Hackman
Bruce Willis
Linda Fiorentino (absolute cunt and a half)
Gwyneth Paltrow
Shannon Doherty
Tommy Lee Jones (if you don't gain his trust early on)
>>63427678
Nah.
Brando was a sweetheart.
He would do shit just to see how much he could get away with.
If th director, or PTB let him do it, and didn't call him on his bullshit, he'd run rampant.
But if the director laid into him, he'd respect that, and would be a delight on set.
Brando had the wickedest sense of humor, and would pull the best practical jokes on people on set. If he respected you and the people in charge.
Frank Stallone.
>>63427125
Someone explain this
>Very recently rewatched waynes world
>Cannot imagine mike myers being an asshole
I just can't
>>63428087
Who would have guessed it?
Will Ferrell
>>63428206
Hey, someone got it!
>good on ye m8
>>63427895
>Tommy Lee Jones (if you don't gain his trust early on)
lol what the fuck
what is this a video game walkthrough
Harrison ford. The guy literally thinks he can do whatever he wants because he's a celebrity
>>63427125
>>63427157
>>63427817
>>63428153
I don't get it
Frances Bavier supposedly
>>63429879
I believe it.
Will Smith is a HUUUUUUGE pain in the ass to work with.
your mom
>>63427366
I don't remember that story specifically but I'd like to read about it... Please link as I'm unable to find it.
>>63429640
They're all actors who have played the devil/demon or in movies about them?
Stiller is supposed to be horrible. He directs his own movies, so no one can tell him what to do otherwise.
He wont talk to 90% of people on set, and he's a germophobe so he freaks out over any physical contact.
>>63426426
ctrl+f
>no klaus kinski
>>63430234
to be dair, werner is fucking insane
>>63427125
>No Tim Curry
One job.
>>63430079
I think it was the German character he played, Sprockets.
I think there's something in SNL contracts, that you can only turn down so many things, like if they offer you 2 pilots, you have to accept the third.
>>63426911
Tommy Lee Jones you say?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlgkJcVpg0
>>63430079
Here you go
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/62752768/#62753032
Whole thread was pretty cool
>>63430234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWqRgweZ3SA
>>63427329
Myers faded into obscurity because his last movies flopped, the critics hated them, were shit, and nobody remembers them
>>63430846
This teebeeaych family, after Shrek and Austin Powers there was a real steep decline. What was he in besides The Love Guru with the exception of that cameo in Inglourious Basterds? Nothing memorable.
>>63430965
He directed a Shep Gordon documentary no one cared about.
>>63430234
ctrl+f
>no quote from woman who worked with Kinski and Herzog and said, despite Kinski's fury, she was more afraid of Herzog and is convinced he's a sociopath that could fit in society
>>63430668
ty senpai
>>63430668
http://splitsider.com/2013/10/dieter-the-mike-myers-franchise-that-never-was/
>Myers was legally bound to do Cat In the Hat
On Hook, Julia Roberts was called Tinker Hell by Spielberg. She ended up backing out of marrying Keifer Sutherland days before their wedding date.
>>63430531
Not a thing was awkward there. He's answering questions, ALL of which are unrelated to MIB. MEME questions.
>>63427125
>Vincent Price
bullshit
Edward Norton supposed to be a real pain in the ass
I've heard Russel Crowe and Edward Norton are dickbags
>>63426426
Klaus Kinski was notoriously impossible to work with.
>>63426426
Hey watchmojo.com
>>63433335
>He fight his directors and he fights his fans
>It's a problem no one understands
>If there's two things he love it's fighting and,
>Fight-in' Round The World!
>>63433452
>oh my god it's russel crowe
>>63428032
they had to change the plot of Apocalypse now around his stubbornness
>>63433590
>implying the end result isn't perfect
He helped it.
Also in relation to thread theme.
Gene Hackman.
Apparently was a gigantic ass on the Royal Tenenbaums set.
>>63433590
And it worked out great
>>63426426
Fun fact.
Mike Meyers recorded all of the dialogue for Shrek, then decided that the character would sound funnier with a Scottish accent and made them rerecord all of his lines.
Could you imagine Shrek without the accent though? He saved that film.
>>63427678
It’s Marlon Brando’s fault, Jim. Your mother back in California before you were born, before she became a devoted mother and long-suffering wife and breadwinner, son, your mother had a bit part in a Marlon Brando movie. Her big moment. Had to stand there in saddle shoes and bobby sox and ponytail and put her hands over her ears as really loud motorbikes roared by. A major thespian moment, believe you me. She was in love from afar with this fellow Marlon Brando, son. Who? Who. Jim, Marlon Brando was the archetypal new-type actor who ruined it looks like two whole generations’ relations with there own bodies and the everyday objects and bodies around them. No? Well it was because of Brando you were opening that garage door like that, Jimbo. The disrespect gets learned and passed on. Passed down. You’ll know Brando when you watch him, and you’ll have learned to fear him. Brando, Jim, Jesus, B-r-a-n-d-o. Brando the new archetypal tough-guy rebel and slob type, leaning back on his chair’s rear legs, coming crooked through doorways, slouching against everything in sight, trying to dominate objects, showing no artful respect or care, yanking things toward him like a moody child and using them up and tossing them crudely aside so they miss the wastebasket and lie there, ill-used. With the over-clumsy impetuous movements and postures of a moody infant. Your mother is of that new generation that moves against life’s grain, across its warp and baffles. She may have loved Marlon Brando, Jim, but she didn’t understand him, is what’s ruined her for everyday arts like broilers and garage doors and even low-level public-park knock-around tennis. Ever see your mother with a broiler door? It’s carnage, Jim, it’s to cringe to see it, and the poor dumb thing thinks it’s tribute to this slouching slob-type she loved as he.
>>63433675
Shrek was originally voiced by Chris Farley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcqJgC0WZ3o
Farley overdosed before finishing his lines.
>>63427895
No! Not Ben Stiller! I always imagined him as nice in real life.
>>63433761
Right and then Meyers went through the movie once with a regular dub I think and again with the Scottish accent.
>>63433675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSdf3U0xZM4
Some of it's shown here
>>63433986
dang fiona got sum fine ass under that skirt
Jim Carrey has talked about working with Tommy Lee Jones during the shooting of Batman forever.
>I was really looking forward to working with Tommy because he was a fantastic actor, and he still is. I love him. I mean, he's amazing. But he was a little crusty…I think he was just a little freaked out because Dumb and Dumber had come out on the same weekend as Cobb, and Cobb was his big swing for the fences--pardon the pun. And that didn't work out, and it freaked him out. I think it made him--I walked into a restaurant the night before our big scene in the Riddler's lair and the maître d said, 'You're working with Tommy Lee Jones, aren't you?' I said, 'I am.' He said, 'He's in the back corner.' I said, 'Oh, great. I'll go say hello.' And I went up to say hi and the blood drained from his face in such a way that I realized that I had become the face of his pain or something. And he got kind of shaking and hugged me and said, 'I hate you. I really don't like you.' And I was like, 'Wow, okay, what's going on, man?' And he said, 'I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
>>63434196
>'I cannot sanction your buffoonery
Who the fuck talks like this in real life
>>63432754
I guess she really was Runaway Bride now on Blu Ray
>>63434196
ahhh, the short-lived buffoonery meme
>>63431707
>a woman
>>63434260
Old fashioned Texans.
>>63433452
http://thegossiplife.com/2015/08/20/blind-item-20082015/
JUST
>>63434274
It needs to come back desu
>>63434196
Holy shit more stories like these please
>>63428745
lel
Natalie Portman bullied some actor on set whilst filming the Star Wars prequels, like "Don't talk to me unless spoken to" and I think made snide remarks etc. Lucas found out and as punishment he cut out most of Portman's dialogue
>>63434786
i want to know more
>>63433788
Lol my mom dated ben stiller I met him he's a nice person
>Bradford Cox told a story about opening for the Smashing Pumpkins at the same venue in 2007. He referred to the experience as "torture camp." Cox said that after Deerhunter's set, he grabbed a bottle of water from "this big pyramid of VOSS water". According to Cox, a member of the Pumpkins' crew looked at him and said, “What the fuck are you doing? This is Mr. Corgan’s water.” Cox alleges that the man grabbed and pushed him against the wall. Then-bassist Josh Fauver reportedly defended Cox by lunging at the guy. When they arrived at the venue the next night, Cox said they were approached by a woman who told him, "Mr. Corgan will see you now." Cox says he found Corgan sitting on the stage.
>They bring me out to the stage, and he says to me, “I hear you’ve been causing a lot of trouble. Do you know who you are? You’re shit. You’re a shitty little insignificant fucking indie rock band, and you were invited, not by me—who knows what fucking idiot in my management did this—but you were invited to open for the Smashing Pumpkins.”
>Cox reportedly told Corgan that he was "manhandled" by the crew member, but Corgan continued to berate Cox. Cox said he peeled off his backstage pass, told Corgan "fuck you," and "slapped the little sticker, the backstage laminate pass, on his leg." Cox said that Corgan yelled "assault" and threatened legal action.
>>63434786
Surely putting more of it in would have been a better punishment.
>>63427162
>getting in his way and fucking up his lights
kill yourself
>>63434899
In hindsight yes but Portman has recently come out and said the Prequels ruined her career and she only has the Black Swan as merits.
>>63427162
You and me man, we are fucking done memes wise
>>63434786
> Lucas found out and as punishment he cut out most of Portman's dialogue
Proofs?
>>63434871
BASED DALE
>>63428202
>today
>none for nothing more other than shrek memes and shitty SFMs on youtube with "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MUH SWAMP" audio loop
I'd be pretty salty too tbqh
>>63434963
>she only has the Black Swan as merits.
Which is pathetic when Mila Kunis, a B-list actress at best, played circles around her in the film.
>>63434871
what the fuck is wrong with Corgan
>>63435026
>none
known* fuck its time for bed
>>63434963
>the Prequels ruined her career
how? She's still starring in the same kinds of movies she was in before Star Wars.
She's right as in the movies didn't propel her anywhere but I don't think people hate her.
>>63434899
kek
>>63434871
billy corgan is such a faggot holy shit
>>63435033
Pre-Adore Corgan used to be so badass...
Got into fistfights with other bands at festivals, like with Phil Selway in France in '97
>>63434871
>Billy Corgan being taken seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ6SuW7RDKI
>>63434786
Well, at least George Lucas has the good sense to act in situations like this. I hate bullies
Adam Sandler
Eric from 70's show, there's a reason why he wasn't on the Punked reunion shows
Michael Mccain, can take the boy out the irish but not the oi out the boy. Also massive homophobe and rumored to have routinely bullied Ian Mckellan, going as far as rubbing his hand down his butt and then smearing it over a wine bottle which was supposed to be a gift for Ian.
>>63427125
you sly devil
>>63436068
>mccain
fuck that dude, mckellan is one of the best gay dudes out there. he doesnt throw his gay shit all over the place he just happens tlo be gay. if every fag was like gandalf no one would give a shit
>>63428745
underrated post tbqh
>>63434786
If this is true I have so much more respect for Lucas
>>63434786
the person natalie portman bullied was actually kiera knightly in episode 1, she cried at one point because of it.
>>63426426
This cunt
>>63438283
Bradley Cooper said she is wonderful to work with.
>>63438334
bradley cooper got his dick sucked by her. multiple times.
ITT Filmmakers
This old prick.
My aunt works on sets as a wrangler person for extras and she said that Eddie Murphy, James Franco, Sean Penn and Leonardo DiCaprio were the shittiest lead actors to work with; complete cunts apparently
Conversely, she said that Seth Rogen, Owen Wilson, and Ryan Reynolds were really down-to-earth, friendly people on set
>>63438483
>Eddie Murphy, James Franco, Sean Penn and Leonardo DiCaprio
take their respective crafts seriously
>Seth Rogen, Owen Wilson, and Ryan Reynolds
they do not.
your aunt sounds like a bitch t b h
>>63438580
Owen Wilson has done better work in terms of film than both Eddie Murphy and James Franco
That also doesn't change whether or not they're cunts on set
>>63435033
Asperger's Syndrome.
No joke.
>>63438483
I believe this. Seth Rogen, aside from DUDE WEED LMAO seems like a very nice friendly guy.
>>63439477
why does that need to be aside from DUDE WEED LMAO. Just because /tv/ says an actor is bad for x reason doesn't mean you need to acknowledge it when saying they seem nice to save face
>>63427162
YOURE A NICE GUY! YOURE A NICE GUY!
>>63436068
Who's Michael Mccain? Do you mean Michael Caine?
>>63428745
>not picking Trust path for Tommy Lee Jones
baka doe
>>63440013
Yeah he's the one.
Also rumored to throw a lit cigarette at Ben Kingsley's face at the Sherlock Holmes set after Ben refused to go get him coffee and a newspaper, something that Caine requested every morning on set.
>>63434196
>'I cannot sanction your buffoonery
Fucking kek'd.
>>63436068
>going as far as rubbing his hand down his butt and then smearing it over a wine bottle which was supposed to be a gift for Ian.
that is some fucked up yet funny shit.
>>63440113
Ben Kingsley is an arsehole, did you ever hear what he did to that child extra on the set of Ghandi?
>>63440520
Don't know, but that Holmes film set was pretty difficult. When Kingsley would turn his back to Caine on-screen, Caine would put on faces or pretend to spit on Kingsley putting emphasis on Ben being smaller then him. They would shout cut but would never tell the reason, fearing it would infuriate Kingsley to walk away from the film all together, but instead the unexplained stops whenever Kingsley had a line left a great dent in his confidence at acting, close friends said.
>>63440520
What did he do?
>>63431707
Wasn't it apparent that Kinski had some undiagnosed mental issues? He went through some mental hospitals in his youth as I recall.
I wouldn't be in the least surprised if Herzog was a sociopath, considering how he used Kinski's mental issues as a way to create art, as a "friend".
There should be some cases where Kinski acted with women and was so scared of them that he acted completely calm and quiet.
>>63427162
Rightly so. You don't try and derail the Bale
>>63427709
I got you anon
>>63434871
Billy Corgan will always be a bitter manchild for living in the shadow of Kurt Cobain during the 90's
>>63426926
Maybe you are a shitty director?
She do anal just fine with the right directing
>>63433761
Honestly I think it turned out much better. Myers was a dick for changing his mind after making the original recordings but it worked out for the best.
>>63435802
Based Nick putting the faggot in his place.
>>63438368
Sounds like a wonderful coworker.
>>63434786
In Ep1. Most Portmans dialogue, even as Padme is read by Knightly. The dude who made The Phantom Edit explains it
>>63432744
>I recently came across a copy of the script to Dieter, and it turns out it’s one of the funniest scripts Myers has ever written and if it were made, it might have wound up being the next Austin Powers or Wayne’s World.
>>63427162
somebody needs to be watchin him, keepin an eye on him.
cause this is not the first time that he doesn't give a FUCK about what is goin on behind the camera
>>63435802
Corgan seems like a nice guy here / Cave is being a prickly asshole
>>63438483
I remember hearing that Fox really torpedoed Miami Vice. The movie had to be re-written on the fly when he walked off set because it was too dangerous for him or something.
>>63438334
Well when you get to crawl into that cunny as often as you want ...
>>63435802
Leave it to heroin-era Nick Cave to make Billy fucking Corgan look like the good guy.
>>63430965
>Inglourious Basterds
now there's a forgettable kike power fantasy movie
>>63430442
technically he wasn't the devil, he was just horny
>>63442331
>now there's a forgettable kike power fantasy movie
Theme of the movie was #NotAllGermans. The Jews were also unsympathetic psychos.
Ben Stiller is suppose to be a real asshole to work for. Too lazy to find it since I'm on my phone but there are a few stories out there..
>>63442445
why don't you just go back to facebooking or whatever
>>63442454
He is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbyoQXPXZRI
>>63441927
Where can I watch that anon?
>>63442463
What, you cunt?
>>63428745
1. [Sanction the buffoonery]
2." I don't Sanction this buffoonery."
3. [Do nothing]
Player: "I don't sanction this buffoonery."
>Tommy Lee Jones appreciated that
>Trust level 3 gained with Tommy Lee Jones
Tommy: "Player, do you think we could ever be... more than friends?"
>>63442700
>>63442700
genuinely very good
have some gold
>>63434871
fuck that bald cunt reee
>>63427162
I saw Christian Bale at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday...
>>63434871
Deerhunter are a fantastic band and Corgan is an asshat.
>>63438580
>Eddie Murphy
>serious
America's next top lel
>>63438580
It's playing pretend in front of a camera for millions of undeserved dollars. They can get over it.
Can you imagine how much of a massive gaping cunt you must be to not have a Hollywood career when you look like this?
>>63443812
bradford is objectively a better musician and songwriter than that pretentious bald faggot retard too lmfao, reading that story made legit mad
>>63432754
Kiefer sure dodged a big one.
>>63443876
She's like Ellizabeth Banks but worse looking.
Keanu Reeves let a little girl down back in the 90's
>>63444161
Nah brah
Kinski, there's even a whole documentary about it. Everyone should watch it,classic Herzog.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPKODzv1PD4
>>63432754
Wasn't she only like 23 when that was filmed? Practically a nobody with a few movies under her belt.
>>63444206
Her feet are meh though. Banks had top tier feet. She's a hidden gem for sure.
Heigl us supposedly a huge cunt too
>>63444299
Herzog also said the emu in this webm was a real cunt
Aaron Eckhart. I've heard if you make eye contact with him he flies into a rage, and he's just generally cunty and demanding off set.
One of my college professors worked on a lot of sets in the 70s and 80s. According to her, pic related was a massive cunt to everyone.
Then again, my college professor was a black woman with a chip on her shoulders...probably just jealous of a beautiful white woman.
>>63444438
He lived long enough to become the villain.
>>63444364
>Her feet are meh though.
You fucking weirdo.
>>63432754
Goddamn Snake dodged a pretty big bullet there.
>>63430300
Dubs of Truth confirm, Werner Herzog is batshit crazy. He once got shot in the middle of an interview with an airgun and carried on as if nothing had happened.
>>63444397
The king of Docudramas.
Plus he's currently making a movie about anime cons and weeaboos and shit
>>63442700
>>63442499
you post extras so Ricky Gervais definitely has to be up there...
>>63444515
I want to see this.
>>63444467
Top kek
>>63426426
I've heard that most Chinese people absolutely despise Jackie Chan and he is known for being cheating womanizer.
He is also really strict father, Jackie's son will not be inheriting because according to Jackie Chan “If he is capable, he can make his own money. If he is not, then he will just be wasting my money.”
>>63444456
I listened to an interview with Christopher Titus and he said that when they cast her as his mother on his show she came with a buch of demands on stuff she wouldn't do that was already in the script so they had to rewrite and the majority of the crew told him that they wouldn't be there if they hired her.
>>63444954
Titus is awesome, surprised e isn't more popular
>>63431707
As I recall, Mark Kermode interviewed Herzog once outside and Herzog thought he had been shot or something, but wanted to continue the interview.
>>63444902
not to mention his daughter that he refuses to recognize, the man is a pawn for the CCP
>>63445067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrRNM9cMBDk
>>63444902
>strict father
Didn't his kid get busted with drugs?
>>63445038
Most people just can't deal with comedy that dark.
>>63444902
I hate it, when he talks in Engrish he seems so innocent
>>63434871
What fucking bitch
>>63444902
Are you Chinese?
>>63444902
>Jackie's son will not be inheriting because according to Jackie Chan “If he is capable, he can make his own money. If he is not, then he will just be wasting my money.”
He has a point and I admire that. He worked hard for his money so his son should as well.
>>63436068
That's hilarious 2bquitehonesto
>>63445305
No this is just things i have heard other Chinese people say.
I was shocked when i first heard about him because he seems so nice and humble.
>>63439477
He's also a pretty bad actor
I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.
He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors in without paying.
The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.
When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly
>>63444902
I don't see what's so wrong about that last part. The world would be a better place if there weren't as many shitskulls living off daddy's millions.
>>63445379
chinese people are asshats
>>63445452
this, i cant sanction their baffoonery
>>63445483
ffs family
>>63445306
>>63445452
>>63445483
Well yes I can understand his idea and he have the right idea how raise his kids, but he is no way shape or form a good father. He has a daughter who he got when he cheated on his wife who he denied for years not supporting the mother or his daughter with money or anything. He also has high expectations of his son wanting him to make it big like he did. There is rumours about him beating his wife and he once stated that he would trade his useless son for Will Smith's son.
I can imagine having him as a father is not easy.
He wanted to trade his son for pic related
>>63445640
he probably said that while they were filming karate kid, i'm sure he would hate "if our own eyes arent real"
>>63445263
When he talks in Chinese all he says are things like how Hong Kong has too much freedom and why the communist party is great. He's become a massive shill and it's pathetic - his movies only really sell in China now and they are all unfunny b movies.
>>63444515
>all those plebs walking past him not recognizing him
Weeb genocide best day of my life
>>63445209
Yep, and Jackie didn't bail him out and he's still in jail if I'm not mistaken
>>63428745
Without completion of loyalty mission, he is kill opening night of your film
>>63445717
Why doesn't he do more acting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_2u11z1ljU
People keep giving Jackie shit but they forget that he was raised in one of the most strict schools in the entire world
He's been taught since infancy that authority is a good thing
>>63445779
I cannot sanction his buffoonery.
>>63445740
See, I'm completely on board with not leaving an inheritance but that's kind of a piece of shit move. Bail gets refunded when you appear in court, and he has more than enough resources to help his kid out.
>>63445812
ffs family
>>63445885
The bail system is an unjust system that makes the law not fair for all
>>63445920
Who gives a fuck if some dumb crackhead lingers in jail? Fuck em
>>63438334
I bet that buttslut begged for him and Bale to DP her.
>>63445956
how's life as a christian teenage higher-middle class suburban skinny ass kiddo?
>>63442463
>Dude I went on /pol/ and now I un-ironically think that the Nazis weren't too bad:)
>>63445988
How's life as a nigger?
>>63445920
Agreed, but it's still the system. I wouldn't bail my kid out if he kept on making the same mistakes but I would try to help him out the first time he fucked up.
>>63445959
>Dripping Wet
>Dirty Feet
>unsheaths weapon
>>63442463
you need to stop going to /pol/ my friend. most of it is facetious for fun, and i think you might be too impressionable to actually take it seriously.
>>63446004
i'm not a nigger senpai, just not somebody who hasn't had to do anything in their life besides go to school and get a job sometime.
>>63446043
Maybe I'm just crashing in on the thread but what's with all these newfags from reddit pushing the "le pol is just satire xd"?
>>63445988
Im a figherfighter in Houston Texas, but go ahead and straw man everyone who disagrees with you into the image that reddit painted.
Just remember that when you come rioting with black lives matter to burn down my property, I pack fucking heat bitch.
>>63444397
>"But Why?"
>Cuts off
Where's the fucking punchline?
>>63445991
>>63446043
Samefag. Calling it.
>>63446075
yeah, a fire fighter for the local village people tribute band you MASSIVE FAGGOT
>>63446116
>>>63445991(You)
>>>63446043(You)
>Samefag. Calling it.
Fuck off back to /pol/ you fucking virging bigot wtfs wrong with you
>>63445885
He did not bail him out because he wanted him to learn from his mistakes. The Chinese are crazy like that.
His son is out now i think he spent 6 months or so.
>>63446141
Only on the weekends
>>63446116
nope
>>63446153
i got you good though right?
>>63444902
That is based, not even shitposting.
That is fucking based.
>>63446188
>>63446165
>>63446116
>>63446043
>>63446067
>>63446074
>>63445988
>>63445991
get the fuck out you memers
What a shit board.
>>63445640
Does that mean he would unherit and beat the hell out of Jaden Smith. DO IT
>>63446188
Yeah I'm considering ending it all
>>63446247
I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
>>63446148
>I call out bigotry on the internet for good boy points!
>>63446165
>I know how to use MS paint
>>63445885
Yeah fuck having to pay for your actions when your daddy can do it for you
You're the reason the West is falling
>>63446292
ffs family
>>63430531
>interviewing TLJ for MIB 3 when he had 10 mins screentime
>>63446306
do you want me to make a feature length documentary of the life i lived in this thread and bring in some experts to analyse the situation which have unfolded so tragically and get david attenborough to narrate the dramatic re-enactments of your rage?
>>63446406
yes
>>63446406
I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
>>63433541
> OH MY GOD ITS RUSSEL CROWE
> ER MEH GERD ERTS RERSEL CROWE
YOU LOOKING FOR A WALLOP IN THE MOUTH YOU BLOODY DRONGO?
>>63446406
>David Attenborough
Nah too reddit, have Bill Burr do it
>>63446487
ffs family
>>63436335
It's okay that you want to suck cock anon
>>63434871
I love smashing pumpkins but damn near everything i've heard about them as people has been unpleasant
>>63446544
I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
>>63446613
ffs family
>>63444456
I remember reading a story about her throwing her piss in Polanski's face on the set of Chinatown.
They were filming a scene where she was in a car and Polanski kept asking for more takes. Dunaway had to pee really bad but Polanski didn't give a shit. She secretly peed in a little cup or something and when Polanski came close she threw it all in his face.
Polanski also had the greatest answer to the perpetual ''What is my motivation?'' question when Dunaway asked him: ''Your paycheck.''
>>63439886
gotta keep that slick /tv/ cred while posting anonymously
>>63446654
>Polanski also had the greatest answer to the perpetual ''What is my motivation?'' question when Dunaway asked him: ''Your paycheck.''
based pedo scum
>>63446670
this is the problem with /tv/.
