Take off nostalgia glasses for a second
>nothing original or new being done
>all the new designs are lame, uninspired, boring or copies of the old movies
>extremely predictable
>jj has no vision
>the movie is literally just copying the plot and beats of the original trilogy
>star wars will never bring something inspired and new again
>score will probably disappoint (c'mon, he's almost dead)
>ridley literally said her acting was "wooden"
>only after the 5th star wars movie in as many years youll realise all this
why are you excited again?
I'm a manchild.
Because it's gonna be the most successful movie in history and the anal devastation on this shit hole of a board will be incredible.
I'm not and I haven't been for a while. I'm kind of surprised how quickly I lost interest considering how much Star Wars shit I have.
>female lead
>black storm trooper
>gay antagonist
>Wookiee sex scene
>filmed with lensflarizor 9001
This is the most progressive flick ever you shitlord.
memesabres
>>63423992
>nothing original or new being done
that lightsaber has a CROSSGUARD, how wacky is that?
>>63423992
Why are you even trying, OP?
I could care less about Star Wars and all other children's movies and know that these people are beyond help or reason.
Fucking losers and sheep, mang...
>>63424129
>I could care less
Why don't you do?
>>63424125
and BB8 is like R2-D2... B-BUT IT'S SHAPED LIKE A BALL? This movie is blowing my mind!
I love Star Wars and I am hopeful. It might suck but I'm excited
>>63423992
>Take off nostalgia glasses for a second
Anyone with nostalgia goggles for the OT doesn't give a shit about the force awakens. The only people excited are kids that grew up on the prequels, and they're better off having their lungs packed full of feces anyfuckingway.
>>63424201
It's gonna be great.
Its maymays will blot out the sun, and /tv/ will shitpost in the shade.
>>63424165
Because that would require effort, and I don't care enough to expend it.
>>63424223
It's gonna be great
>>63424213
>The only people excited are kids that grew up on the prequels
I'm excited to see this with my dad who hated the prequels and is looking forward to Jew Jew's vision. You're out of touch with reality. People who marveled at episode IV as a kid are excited as fuck.
>>63424249
But you can expend just that amount of effort to care a little about it?
I'm hoping all the overt poetry going on is to lull the audience into a false sense of security for an unexpected twist
but then I guess we probably SHOULD expect a twist...
>>63424263
Of course because you're an impressionable philistine.
>>63424285
Kylo being Han's son and killing Han is the only big thing
>>63424301
Only when it comes to Star Wars, honestly. I could watch them literally shit all over the set if it looked and sounded cool.
>>63423992
>crossguard lightsaber
>a fucking legion of dark knights will hunt for something
>female protagonist
>exploring the ruins of old empire technology
>a lightsaber battle in a forest, in the night, in the snow
>death of a certain character from OT
>a guy in dark robes talking to vader's remains
>old guy is missing for years but he'll show up in the right time to kick some asses
What the fuck are you saying? I haven't seen any of these scenes in the originals.
>>63424023
this. this and only this.
>>63423992
>nothing original or new being done
And here I thought the movie hadn't even been screened anywhere yet.
>>63424430
They started employee screenings, family. Reception so far is it's gonna be great.
>>63424430
>still parroting this shit when the entire shooting script leaked
http://millenniumfalcon.com
>>63424479
It's gonna be great.
>>63424535
This website has so self-corrupted itself that it has lost all ability to just purely enjoy anything. It's a jaded autofellating machine.
>>63424331
where was this confirmed
Just hope the sequels don't borrow so heavily from the OT. It would be nice to see a little imagination, it goes beyond just the old characters being involved, its bc the new ones seem like the same archetypes.
>>63424365
Sounds like Kill Bill
