Post what you're gonna take in for the premiere screening of the new Star Wars
>>63418554
that's lobster u stupid slav
>>63418541
Are there even any Star Wars style foods?
>>63418554
wow who's this qtpie?
>>63418541
I'm not sure which. any recommendations?
>>63418769
Enjoy being reported, sicko.
>>63418831
Who the fuck puts ketchup on their banana? Disgusting
>>63418837
That's a lobster
>>63418837
95% sure that's a dude
Layered Bologna Cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing.
>>63418837
pornstar piper perri
>>63418867
Colt 1911
>>63418977
I still can't believe this is a normal thing that real people eat.
Pizza cake.
>>63419045
Just 1911, not a Colt
>>63418977
>guns being posted
uhh should we report this threads to the fbi.com
>>63419187
>not living in a state that allows concealed carry
have fun being a faggot
>>63419187
How else do you smuggle candy in the theatre ?
>>63418752
>>63418769
>>63418867
>>63419235
A Tupperware box with some Sheppard's pie in it
>>63419299
>those tabs
Top kek
>>63418541
>>63418867
that tiny one is adorable
Probably some popcorn kernels.
>>63419299
>reporting law-abiding citizens to the FBI.
you live in bongland, don't you?
My ak w/ shell catcher and nods. 7 30 round magazines. My Quran and my faith.
everyone loves egg salad sandwiches so I'm bringing a whole big bag of warm ones
>>63418541
I'm going to buy my tickets with this
>>63419062
kek
my wife's son shall decide what we eat
I did a Google Search (in Images) for "star wars salad" and it gave me hundreds of results.
I like this one the best.
>>63419559
I wonder what jar jar is made of
looks like some fucked up potato or something
pretty tasty tbqh
>>63418977
Goddamn this looks delicious
>>63419716
Why do all the best fruits have spikes?
You think it would be a warning, yet they're all delicious.
>>63419716
>63419716
>>63419716
da fuq is this? a fruit?
>>63419813
A fruit that is famous for having a strong smell
>>63419299
>how to take a screenshot
I kek everytime.
>>63419803
Because God wants to punish us for fingering ourselves
>>63419413
that's a beretta jetfire, .25ACP, made pre-1968
>>63419929
is this an apple? Wtf
I bring these for the popcorn, tell 'em "hold the butter."
>>63419929
Don't forget your grapes.
>>63419929
A food with a character that's known for choking people. Shame on you Disney.
>>63419929
I wonder if this will make kids eat fruit.
>>63418977
Most food pictures don't bother me, but I legit shuddered a little when I clicked this.
>>63418541
American here
I'm recycling my church outfit
>>63418541
>>63419716
>Wife is Asian and always eats durian
>Tfw even after 5 years of marriage, I can't stand the smell of it
I have no idea how anybody can eat that shit. Stinks of rancid cat piss.
>>63419099
oh mama
>>63420307
What is that?
>>63420377
looks like some kind of firework
>>63420377
firework
don't you burgers do anything fun at the movies?
>>63418977
fucking austrailians
>>63420377
fireworks. What else are you going to fire above the mulaka-laka board during intermission?
>>63420438
I don't remember what fireworks look like. Last one I set off must have been like 15 years ago.
>>63420086
I was thinking this.
I always see kids who want stupid things because they have characters on them. A few days ago while buying groceries I heard a little boy demanding bottles of Volvic because they had pictures of Star Wars characters on the front. His mother kept saying, "It's just water..." but he didn't give a shit.
Slapping Darth Vader on apples or Chewbacca on salads would be much more effective than whatever public/government healthy eating schemes they can come up with.
>>63420422
Why not take a superior European sword?
Most likely I will be bringing my good friend Dave along with me to the showing. Dave is a guy who has always been there for me and I appreciate his presence everyday. I like to call us the "dynamic duo" if you've ever seen the old Batman TV show and get that reference. We used to watch the older movies on repeat everyday for hours on end. Dave thought we'd have to lie about our ages to get in but then I told him it's not like alcohol you can get in when you're 18 but we found out it was PG-13 anyway which was good since I was telling Martin earlier that it would be a bad business decision to make it R as that would stop a lot of loyal fans from seeing it but it was only PG-13 meaning you can see it with your parents if you're under 13 which you probably should since if you're younger than 13 you should have a parental guardian anyway to keep you safe since once this girl got lost and starved in a theater in New Jersey! I always knew New Jersey was a bad place we used to go there for vacation but we moved to Ohio which was too far so now we can't but Dave came too but not Martin. I asked him if I could put his picture up on here but he said not to so this is Mace Windu instead to add a little color to my post, a little trick from graphic arts class.
>>63418867
milsurpfaggot, that's you isn't it?
>>63420697
There's something really endearing about stream-of-consciousness posts. Thank you.
>>63420785
I wish, that guy has everything.
Quintsy, when I do trip
>>63420699
>made with real cheese
I am American and what is this
>>63419402
kek
Perhaps I should bring body armor
>>63420935
Better hurry up and buy now because Democrats are getting it banned.
