>it's a body-swap farce episode
>>63417729
>not thinking Sacrifice of Angels is great
>not thinking a Time to Stand is great
80% correct.
>>63417729
>needing a guide to watch a television show
You sure are right about the spectrum. The autism spectrum.
this pearl came out
https://youtu.be/5lUBlW72qBQ
>>63419242
>>63419328
>>63419386
>>63419242
>>63419328
>>63419386
>>63419415
>tfw no one can get dubs
Bad omen for the new series tbqh.
>>63419558
>ywn have a modern Star Trek with full-on Thrill lezbos
Indeed a bad omen.
>>63419630
I love how no one ever posts the webm. They're so reluctant to kiss it's glorious
>>63419630
>not making the new captain a hot lipstick lesbian
>>63419799
>checked
Thread motif.
>>63419855
Checked
>tfw the occasional good episodes of Voyager make you realize how the writers wasted a great cast and premise on technobabble meme episodes
>>63420004
>Watch Latent Image
>Come to the realization that an entire episode of the doctor talking to himself is more entertaining than anything else in Voyager
>Weep
>>63417440
>it's an invent the infinite speed drive and the cure for the mutations it causes but throw it all in the garbage afterword episode
>>63420197
stop misspelling afterward ian
>>63419206
Yes, that's the joke.
>Hmmm hah hmm explaining humor herumm harrumph is a lot like ha hee hee hmm hmm dissecting a frog harah harum, you learn a lot in the process hmph hararar, but in the end you kill it ho haaa ha hmfromf.
>>63420498
*afterworf
>>63420692
>people actually, unironically defend Star Trek books
>>63421116
It's the TNG novels that ruin everything.
>DS9 novels
>What if we started replacing all the crew who left, some with new faces, some with old?
>What if we started exploring the Gamma Quadrant again?
>What if we picked up old plot threads, like Bajor joining the Federation or those body-controlling parasites from TNG?
>TNG novels
>WHAT IF SELA BLEW UP DEEP SPACE NINE?
>Voyager novels
>What if we used quantum slipstream drive to send a fleet of ships back to the Delta Quadrant?
>What if we started reestablishing contact with old characters, and meeting new characters that we missed on the first Delta Quadrant journey?
>What if the characters started getting promoted, forming families and moving on with their lives?
>TNG novels
>WHAT IF JANEWAY BECAME THE NEW BORG QUEEN, THEN BLEW UP, AND THEN WAS MADE INTO A Q?
>AND THEN SEVEN OF NINE MERGES WITH A PLANET EATER AND BEGINS CALLING HERSELF SEVEN OF ONE?
Best Exploration: TNG
Best Cast: DS9
Best grils: ENT
Best Title Credits: TNG
Best Spess Battles: DS9
Best Plot: DS9
Best Race: Cardassians (Very close runner up: Andorians)
Best 2 Part Episode: The Chain of Command
Worst Exploration: DS9
Worst Cast: VOY
Worst grils: TOS
Worst Title Credits: ENT
Worst Spess Battles: TOS
Worst Plot: TOS
Worst Race: Tribbles
Worst 2 Part Episode: ENT Temporal cold war shit
:
>>63421307
>best grils
>not TOS
you fucked up hard anon
>>63421339
Bullshit, Toshi and T'pol ferlyfe
>>63419855
>>63419928
I saw The Emissary in a replimat in Kendra Province yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in corporeal form, but I didn’t want to be a waste extractor and bother him and ask him for holographs or anything.
He said, “You're doing now, like oh?” and added "It's not linear."
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh, my child? huh, my child? huh, my child?” and swinging an imaginary baseball bat in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw his grace trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen spiced hasperats in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Your holiness, Bajor is outside of Federation space, so all items must be purchased with gold-pressed latinum” At first he kept pretending to be having a vision and not hearing her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the hasperats and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any tachyon infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each hasperat and put them in a bag and started to say the price, his eminence kept interrupting her by laughing really loudly.
>>63419141
It's wrong in quite a few places as far as I can tell
>>63421455
They don't even compare to the endless parade of drop dead gorgeous 60s babes in every TOS episode
>>63419855
gj spaceboss
I feel like this thread has given me a true breakthrough because this is truly /reddit/ the show because everyone on that website is obsessed with this show.
but also, it is a great show, and contains an equal amount of liberal/conservative values that can appeal to anyone on 4chan, especially because of its irreverent humor and (sometimes) great writing
reddit is a terrible website, but in a sense so is 4chan because we created those Scientology faggots that made 4chan look like a bunch of Guy Fawkes wearing autists four or five years ago.
/tv/ is my favorite board on 4chan, but it has an unfortunate overlap with reddit. I'm just (very) drunk and am realizing that this great board has more of a relation to reddit than any of us would like to admit, what's important is that we continue to remain extremely hostile to each other to keep our faggot asses in check
>>63421835
Fuck off and post Star Trek.
>you will never live in the universe where Marina Sirtis was the security chief
>you will never live in the universe where Denise Crosby was the ship's counselor
>you will never live in the universe where Michael Dorn became the ship's counselor after Denise Crosby left
>>63417440
>It's a two members of your crew die and suddenly get replaced by duplicates episode
>>63421537
This is great.
>>63420631
Underrated cadence
>>63421822
Was the actor for Nog a kid, a midget, or just short through camera tricks?
>>63421745
>Veteran of hundreds of space battles
>Lost daughter to a wormhole
>Get daughter back as feral teen
>Condemns her back to the wormhole, gets original daughter back by sheer luck
>Fights with Wife regularly
>Wife possessed by evil alien, slight improvement
>Accidentally exorcises alien in murder/suicide attempt
>Lives out 20 year prison sentence in minutes
>Patronized by superhuman best friend
>Knows every bar victory is a hollow pittance
>Neglects family to be at bar
>"I'll need two days of full shifts"
>"You have 8 hours"
>Personally yelled at by Kirk
>He'll never escape Scotty's shadow
>Brags about mountains of Ireland, corrected that they're rolling hills
>Wounded in a shuttle crash he didn't cause with the most inept officer
>Held on trial by the Impartial and Fair Cardassian Court
>Makes for a shitty Klingon
>Died, replaced by future self
>Cloned. Clone dies full of mortal terror and only then realizes it is a clone
>Killed thousands
>>63421941
Need more Miles
>>63422004
He grew up short because of kidney failure.
And now he's dying.
http://1701news.com/node/931/ds9-actor-search-new-kidney.html
>>63422004
Funny as fuck. Thomas Riker is basically pre-beard Will Riker with a goatee. And then when WIll Riker got a beard, Thomas Riker went beta and didn't grow a bigger beard, just kept his goatee.
>>63420692
is this real
>>63422087
Yiff.
>>63421941
I love how they just waved it off like it's nothing.
However, isn't teleportation actually something similar?
>>63422087
Reports of wereworfs are unconfirmed.
Although we are still seeing multiple Worf clones after a warp drive experiment went awry and stranded dozens of dimensions worth of Worf clones in our own continuity. Most Worfs have begun to work together on a top secret space wharf for warp research.This Summer: Maximum Worf
>>63422179
If it please yer al', oi believe dat oi may be able ter shade sum light on dis matter.
Although oi never went for a full four years, oi attended Stahrfleet Academy for a few months for a form av "boot camp" after oi enlisted in de service. In me transporter theory class, me professor raised up an interestin' logical paradox. If de famed miracle worker Scotty set 'is controls for a wide-field narrow-ban' beam, an' yer man transported de Ship av Theseus from Cargo Bay Wan ter Cargo Bay Two, wud de resultin' rematerializashun still be considered de Ship av Theseus? Nobody knew de answer. Nigh, oi 'av transported lashings in me day, from people ter cargo ter livestock ter monsters.
But oi never did transport de mythical Ship av Theseus, an' oi still canny gie yer an answer for sure.
>>63422225
Set course: Worf factor 9
>>63422038
>Need more Miles
ok ok I fixed that, is there any more ST Crew that got "replaced" or is that it?
>>63422004
He's a manlet and a pretty shitty person. He's one of those convention circuit attention whores who acts like he hates to be there and treats the fans like shit, but has no other way of making money.
Watch him in the DS9 making of. He talks about Nog like he's the most important character in all of sci-fi. It's pretty fucking pathetic.
Which TNG-era uniform was the best?
>>63422371
I'm sure there are a couple more big bill names. I wouldn't add Data, but he had his own replacment stance-dance. He was decapitated in the past moments before his body was transported, his then 500-year aged head then fixed within minutes to his body.
This kind of shit happens a lot.
>>63421537
>>63421962
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Princeton, New Jersey (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" entirely too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Avery Brooks.
He kinda half worms around me and hisses "Honey GLAZEd!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he whispers "In THE FUTURE, we won't have money" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... I stood still as he grabbed my ear. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone had let him do that. I said "a year?" he shouts "It's been an EXTRAORDINARY seven years, YOU gotta say!".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Mercer, a really expensive county in NJ, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for a long time-- it's difficult to explain, it's hard to say how long-- before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his ear and said he made my year today. He exploded with laughter and beat my head in with a baseball bat. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an orb being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably non-linear parting line regarding "the notion about I as in the context of we" before the orb came crashing down, ending my corporeal life.
>>63422400
Every video and interview I've seen of him makes him look pretty chill, to be honest.
If this post gets dubs then Star Trek will die forever. Only Star Wars remains.
>>63422597
I hope you enjoy your JJ Abrams flick, farn.
I know I sure didn't enjoy mine.
>>63422535
The Avery estate is three squad miles of luxuriously maintained hillside. There is a sofa and coffee table with light reading ever seven feet. Avery is facing massive tax evasion investigation over his 29,86,971 sets of furniture.
>>63422502
Can you imagine the logistical nightmare of Star Trek?
>Within 10 year span of Next Gen
>Military uniform has changed completely no less than 7 times
If the uniform changed once or twice, I could understand, but why would they change it so often? SG1 ran for just as long ,and they only ever had one minor uniform change through the entire series.
>>63422778
Those commas don't add up.
Maybe it's not linear.
>>63420004
>year of hell properly illustrates what the ship should look like after years without any federation resupply or repairs
>all other episodes except the killing game have the ship in perpetual pristine condition
>>63422988
>Voyager writers
>"These aliens are bad. How do we make the audience understand that these aliens are bad?"
>"Let's make the aliens idolize the Nazis."
>"Brilliant!"
>Enterprise writers
>"Let's just repeat what we did on Voyager."
>"Brilliant!"
>Garak is in the episode
>Suddenly episode enjoyment goes up a full 100%
Why is this?
![BSG_Blogs_BearMcCreary_20090227_10[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eYpssD9.jpg "BSG_Blogs_BearMcCreary_20090227_10[1].jpg")
>>63421745
i never understood this meme
outside his ramblings of the bad ol days killing cardies, the only episode that really hilights any torment of the chief is his feral daughter one
the rest are just him dealing with a mediocre life and his nagging wife
pic related is the real chief of misery, gets absolutely no breaks
>>63423111
>forgetting the episode where he almost kills himself
>>63422988
Replicators are the solution to everything. It's not as though they weren't interacting with civilisations as they went - probably got supplies that way.
Anyone have the Bajor version of pic related?
>>63422502
the movie uniforms look comfy as hell
ds9 era ones (two piece) are also alright
the one piece ones belong in hippie communes
>>63422502
TOS movie uniforms will always be superior.
>>63423181
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/bajoran%20terrorism
>>63422834
ah yes the logistical nightmare of
>computer please replicate current uniform style, size 44L
>>63422834
>>63423260
I really wish Voyager changed uniforms when they started communicating with Starfleet
>its an everyone loses their memory episode
>>63423314
Replicator rations.
Voyager spent 7 years being horribly inconsistent on everything else, so it was nice to see them stay consistent with this.
>>63423181
except for the repeat plot point of
>no spare powers for replicators
and the other plot point that the delta quadrant is the galactic third world and hasnt even invented replicators yet, so why their replacement parts all look standard federation design idk
they should be scabbing the ship back together with scrap whatever they found lying around, federation or alien
but no instead its shampooed carpets, freshly painted bulkheads, and nice bright lights
>>63423111
You need to watch ds9 from start to finish then, since he's fucked with almost constantly.
>the episode where he was imprisoned in his mind for 15 years
>the episode where he is paranoid about the other crew acting weird before finding out he's a clone
>the episode where he watches himself die repeatedly
etc
Other chief worked a lot sure, but at worst the most he had to deal with was raising a baby that wasn't his while thinking it was.
>>63417729
>DS9
DROPPED
>tfw you die because Dr. Crusher gave Barclay an injection.
>>63423254
Not that one - it has pic related on it and talks about 'muh prophets'
>>63417440
Man I Wish I had her body.
>>63423358
well there's having his gf be a cylon
having his cylon gf die
beating up the girl who loves him
finding out he's a cylon
having his wife die
finding out his kid isnt actually his
watching a copy of his wife get together with someone else
watching his once dead gf steal their kid
finding out your cylon compatriot murdered your wife
muder her and fucking everything up for everyone
goes off to scotland to be alone and die
i did forget about his mind imprisonment, but the clone doesnt count since its a clone
i dont count his cardassian trial because the episode is way too comical to take seriously
>>63423254
I'd still pay her a visit
>>63423498
>i dont count his cardassian trial because the episode is way too comical to take seriously
Then why do you count BSG season 4?
>>63423111
see
>>63422038
Most main characters go through so much mind meddling, dimension hopping, imprisonment and so on they'd all probably have compromised mental health.
O'Brien gets special mention because he's as close to salt-of-the-earth as you get. He seems to take it all in stride. You don't write Picard shouldering his Borg/Flute-lifetime everyday, you just write Picard. Same for O'Brien; but he seems to have more issues dropped on him for his supporting role than any other. Sure, they all get buckets of horrifying occurrences, but they also seem to be the true best and brightest. O'Briend was a second rate TNG actor and a highly responsible noncomission Officer in DS9. His ratio is nuts.
>>63423498
>clone doesn't count since it's a clone
I see you follow starfleet beliefs
>it's a Picard is a insecure little cry babby statist faggot and is the worst captain episode
>>63422502
1. TNG movie/late DS9 black/grey
2. TNG seasons 3-7
3. Voyager/early DS9
4. Early TNG spandex abortions
>>63422597
Found the underage.
>>63423097
Because he's a great character played by a great actor.
>>63420692
Please tell me this doesn't actually exist.
>>63423763
Some early TNG went all Cronenberg-y.
>>63421796
This
>OFFICIAL VOYAGER MAIN CAST POWER RANKINGS
1. The Doctor
2. Tuvok
3. Tom Paris
4. Seven of Nine
5. Captain Janeway
6. Kes
7. B'Elanna Torres
8. Chakotay
9. Harry Kim
10. Neelix
>>63421796
>>63423878
>yfw Pulaski was a 10/10 in her prime
>>63423891
I'd move Paris to after Janeway, but otherwise accurate
>>63423891
>1. The Doctor
>2. Tuvok
Okay, cool, why not
>3. Tom Paris
Ah hell naw
Also Kes is easily worse than Torres.
So is the new series going to be JJverse?
>>63422834
>Star Trek
>logistical nightmare
>>63424289
Probably, either JJ TNG, or set at the same time as the third movie.
>>63421307
>Worst Title Credits: ENT
Looks like somebody doesn't HAVE FAAAAAIIIIITH
>it's an only Star Trek related pic I have on my phone episode
Sorry bros.
>>63423584
The Bajorans have a more developed legal system than the Federation.
>>63422502
Either season 3-7 or the grey uniform.
Neither can touch the undisputed GOAT Starfleet uniform though.
>>63423891
Best guest appearance.
I've always wondered how Data's dick worked. Like I assumed he can just get it hard on command, but do you think it pumped or vibrated or anything?
>>63423891
0 - Akoochimoya and the grave of our ancestors
1 - The Doctor
2 - Janeway
3 - Tuvok
4 - Tom Paris
4.5 - shite
5 - Kes
6 - Sixty of Nine
7 - Chakotay
8 - Banana Torres
9 - Harry Kim
9.5 - the actual Harry Kim
10 - Netflix
>>63417729
>move along home
>bad
SECOND SHAP! MOVE ALONG HOME!
>>63423382
wagečuck detected.
>>63417440
And it didn't even seep through her catsuit.
It's an O' Brien Gets His Cock Stuck in the Warp Drive episode
is voyager worth watching at all even as a star trek fan
>>63425038
also Keiko is angry at him
>>63425062
Yes. It hs some pretty good moments.
And if you are a true trekkie, you will als oenjoy the anger.
>>63419827
Nicole de Boer used to be cute. Cute!
>>63424726
Cardassia has the most efficient legal system in the quadrant
>>63425068
If she was less of a bitch, he probably wouldn't have stuck it there in the first place
>>63422060
>http://1701news.com/node/931/ds9-actor-search-new-kidney.html
poor lil fella.
>>63425062
It is worth watching for the same reason the Star Wars prequels are, to watch an amazing display of incompetence & failure, to read about all of the behind the scenes fuck-ups and most importantly, enjoy the memes.
>>63425085
She still is though?
>>63425235
Yeah. Skinny as fuck though.
>>63422988
year of hell was meant to be an entire season...
such wasted opportunities
>>63425277
What's the best Trek ship? My vote goes to the Romulan Warbird.
>>63417440
>>63425038
>>63423335
>>63421941
Let's not forget the classic:
>It's a Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01 Learns How to Eat but not How to Use the Toilet episode
>>63425409
>>63425374
Yup. Those wrinkles under her eyes. With a bodyfat percentage just a TAD higher, they'd be nonexistent!
>>63425489
IT'S BEEN A LONG Roh wait, sorry.
>>63425409
>>63421339
>>63421796
>>63423964
Post sexy TOS babes
>>63425465
>"Red Alert! All hands to battle stations!"
>"Captain, I feel a highly unpleasant sensation in my lower abdomen"
>"Better report to sickbay then!"
>"It just passed. But it seems that I would need to change my undergarments as soon as possible."
>"OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
>>63425409
>tfw The Defiant rekt one of these to pieces in Sacrifice of Angels
>>63425599
Who would've been Pike's "Eve"?
Manjaw or Pugface?
>>63425599
Kirk would have tried to do herand managed
>>63425668
Lwaxana Chapel
>>63425167
He saw his daughter growing up and had to rid himself of dirty thoughts...
Why does Uhura sometimes wear red and sometimes gold? Is this just a an inconsistency in the first season or is her position flexible?
>>63425599
>>63425746
Fuck you nigger just had a wank. Now it's gonna hurt but can't help it.
>>63425797
1st season inconsistency. Didn't she only wear gold in that... uhhh, "first federation" episode..?
you know, the one with the big-ass spherical ship that looked like it was made up of lightbulbs... and which is commanded by that little guy who drinks a lot... can't remember the episode's name for the life of me
>>63422371
What happened in 2371-2372 that got them killed?
>>63425827
she has big-ass eyes for a jap
>>63425630
They are 4 times the size of a Galaxy class, right?
>>63425848
For the World is Made of Corbomite and I Have Drunk the Tranya
>>63425881
>only Jem'Hadar and Vorta on board
That must be the most boring crew in the galaxy. Jesus, I'd rather play domjot with Nausicans.
>>63425668
Manjaw. Pugface is too submissive for Pike.
>>63425827
Don't be so hard on yourself, dude.
>>63425867
Naomi Wildman died at birth for reasons I don't remember. She was on Voyager 1.
Harry was also on Voyager 1 and got sucked out in spaceHe his still alive in the Star Trek Online Storyline
Voyager 2 got destroyed by evil organ stealing aliens and both Naomi 2 and Kim 2 managed to survive.
>>63425800
fuggg
>>63425888
The Corbomite Maneuver, thanks.
Yeah, anyway. I think Uhura wore the gold uniform only in that episode, since it was the first one produced after the second pilot. or maybe the second one and uhura didn't appear in the first on altogether...
>>63425599and then they raped her ;_;
RIP Mrs. Whitney.
I hadn't seen this before. Looks cool
Anyone watch the best version?
>>63426160
The Star Trek Bookverse sucks. Don't bother.
>>63426160
>>63425085
>Used to be
Im-fucking-plying.
https://twitter.com/nikki_deboer/status/568543456068399104
>>63426037
I'm watching Corbomite Maneuver right now and yes, she's wearing it. That screenshot I took was from an earlier episode though. I think it might have been Mudd's Women.
>>63419242
Sorry dominion, you lose.
>>63423111
>confirmed for not watching DS9
Either that, or it's been too long since you've watched and you've forgotten Hard time, the crime episode, etc, etc.
>>63426216
>https://twitter.com/nikki_deboer/status/568543456068399104
I-Is she married?
>>63417729
If you apply that metric to TNG, hardly any episodes have "importance".
>>63426216
>all those thirsty comments
Bunch of fucking Bashirs.
>>63426290
Okay. What's your point?
>>63425872
She's half-Jap, O'brien is Irish.
![CH09lsfUwAAHzhp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eKZuiQe.jpg "CH09lsfUwAAHzhp[1].jpg")
>>63426216
>You will never go out with her and end the night at your place.
>>63425599
What about sexy nuTrek babes?
>>63426374
Her Star Trek parents aren't her real parents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3psHdjXuYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kodKOjCtR3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRYt9HPDbrM
![CFj1qNQVIAEOcT6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3kiomGV.jpg "CFj1qNQVIAEOcT6[1].jpg")
>>63426376
Sure
>>63426376
>This waste of Diora Baird
>>63426447
This chick was STID's saving grace
>>63426302
Fuck you, I spit soda everywhere.
![BpNbcACCQAA9PUz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VkfBsWU.jpg "BpNbcACCQAA9PUz[1].jpg")
>it's a Dax has lesbian sex with a woman that comes from another universe.
>>63426375
Jadzia is the superior partyfu and drunkfu.
>Jadzia will never find you after your shift ends and drag you off for a night of drinks at Quark's
>Jadzia will never force you to try disgusting abominations from all ends of the cosmos
>Jadzia will never put all the drinks on her tab, except of course for all the weird shit you end up liking
>Jadzia will never call you her "lucky stem bolt" when she wins a big round at the dabo wheel
>Jadzia will never push you into Morn and tell him that you challenge him to an Anbo-jyutsu match
>Jadzia will never wrestle you to the ground herself to show off all the "Dax Attacks" moves she's been teaching you
>Jadzia will never pick you up and carry you home after you pass out on the bar floor
>Jadzia will never forget where you live and take you to her own quarters instead
>Jadzia will never let you sleep the night in her bed as long as you promise not to puke on the sheets
>Jadzia will never wake you in the morning with a replicated 'Owon egg omelet, then tell you that you're late for your morning conference meeting
I just want to wake up tomorrow dead.
>>63426376
>>63426447
>>63426469
>>63426477no
>>63426429
>>63426469
>Gaila
what, like Quark's gundealer cousin?
>>63426216
>https://twitter.com/nikki_deboer/status/568543456068399104
Fuck! I didn't even know Scott Weiland had died until I read it on her twitter...
>>63426510
Let's not fight
>>63426289
>De Boer married musician John Kastner in 1999 but they have since separated. They have a daughter named Summer.
says Memory Alpha.
>>63426497
i wish a time anomaly allowed Jadzia to to have sex with Ezri desu..
>>63426505
Now that you put it that way, life is truly suffering.
>>63426447
>>63426469
That person fucking died moments out of coming out of warp above Vulcan, and Kirk can't even tell the fucking difference.
>>63426556
A truce. For today.
>>63426505
>Jadzia will never fight Pinhead while you squirm in endless agony
>>63425409
>What's the best Trek ship?
>>63426556
Jeri Ryan is like... the lowest common denominator... but she's fucking awesome nevertheless.
She also made Garett Wang cry...
>>63426659
>She also made Garett Wang cry...
how?
>>63426635
I really don't get the Ro Laren waifuing shit. She' like, not even top 5 Bajor qts. She actually looks Romulan, and only Riker, not even Kirk, would stick it in dem ugly bitches.
>>63426658
unpopular opinion, I know...
>>63426677
Kate Mulgrew bullied Jeri Ryan on the Voyager set, and now Garrett Wang cries whenever he talks about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je-w7Fat3sM
>>63426658
>>63426677
By telling him how much of a bitch Kate Mulgrew used to be towards her.
Oh no wait... he just cried all by himself.
There y'are
https://youtu.be/je-w7Fat3sM
>>63426735
What a little chinky baby.
>>63426691
>Will fucks Ro
>Tom fucks Kira
Those Riker boys have ridge fever, I tell you. RIDGE FEVER!
>>63425994
So what about O'Brian dying a year later, was it related?
De Boer's foot game on point.
>She knows.
>>63426747
That's the Negh'var though, one beautiful fucking capital ship man. I never would've pinned Klingons with having such a sense of aesthetics.
>>63425409
>>63426791
Completely unrelated but just as fun(ny) to remember.
>>63426735
that was too painful to watch
>>63426783
No shit
>1st mention of sexual organs in a Star Trek thread
Something very strange going on tonight.
>>63426751
>>63426860
>you will never become so close to your co-workers that you consider them to be your family
Jealous much?
>>63426881
Commander, if your much-vaunted Federation is truly so high and mighty, then tell me about your sexual organs.
>>63426827
No it's a Bird of Prey. It's the one from Search For Spock.
![CHgqOexUMAAEGRL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZeilJLz.jpg "CHgqOexUMAAEGRL[1].jpg")
>>63426791
>Muh dick
Anyway, no it wasn't related, it's a whole different series.
He started jumping in the future at random. He witnessed the destruction of deep space nine and then they managed to "Control" the jumps.
Only that the controlled jumps caused a lot of radiation on him. Of course, he did it so many times trying to save the station that he died.
>>63426839
What is this from?
>>63426919
How about you tell me about your daughter's my dear Gul, hmmm? Are they... Bajoran or proper Cardassian. This humble tailor would like to know what he's getting his cardick into.
>>63426659
I agree, she's pretty vanilla.
>>63426691
She's the most sultry recurring character in TNG.
>>63426887
fug off
I mean how much of a fucking manchild garett is..
>>63426659
leak of her sex orgy tape her husband forced her into doing when?
>>63426949
>STLV 2016
>"Mr. Wang, Mr. Meaney, both of your characters have died in the shows and been replaced by quantum or temporal duplicates. How did this affect your acting choices going forward in your respective series?"
>>63426692
>>63426658
...But let me explain:
The Galaxy class Enterprise's design just rather perfectly described that ship's purpose:
That of a deep-space exploration vessel.
Its top-heaviness epitomised a sense of curiosity.
She didn't look like an aggressive ship – totally unlike the Sovereign class Enterprise – but she was still a sleek ship and the wide, forward-pointing nacelle struts indicate that this ship only SEEMED fragile but could actually pack quite a punch...
Well, you get the idea.
Just love the design.
>>63427024
>"They killed us off, but we've stayed on the damn show."
>>63426949
>What is this from?
It's fanmade.
>it's a Colm Meaney General thread
>>63427063
Who's the author?
That detail is fucking crazy.
>>63427031
>>63427105
>>63427105
>>63427131
it wasn't that big, it was just 800 meters.
>>63427063
>>63426839
perfect implementation of film grain.
The lighting on the upper part of the nacelles looks kinda off though.
Still better than the shit-tier CGI they used in S2 of TNG-R (pic related) and the whole of TOS-R
>>63427205
Enterprise JJ is still the second-largest Enterprise ever (after the Enterprise J).
>>63427285
They literally made that thing in two days and forced it into Enterprise.
Even the fucking Author hates it.
>>63427206
I can buy the D being so big, it went long distances and had families on it and shit, it was like a space station in its won right, but why was the E just as big? It was a battleship. I mean it was stretched out and not as tall but still pretty huge.
>>63427285
>literally a 2D saucer section
>>63427260
why does that look so terrible
why would they do that
why
>>63427316
Well it has to have all the same stuff that the Galaxy is capable off and more.
>>63427063
>>63426839
shieet is that really fanmade?
you could splice those scenes into that into insurrection and nobody would notice the difference
>>63427311
>Even the fucking Author hates it.
Is there anybody who worked on Enterprise and IS satisfied with the work that they produced?
>>63427380
...Scott Bakula? Fuck, you got me there.
>>63427260
>>63427362
Dunno... The remastering work performed on S2 as a whole looked shitty.
They had finally managed to render the PERFECT Enterprise D CGI-model (with perfect lighting to boot) by the time they remastered S5 though (pic related).
Actually that CG-model is even better than the physical models since it incorporates both, the elegance and sleekness of the 6ft model and the crazy detail of the 4ft.
>>63427362
>>63427260
another possible answer as to WHY:
The lighting is just flat as fuck. Look at the deflector dish. That looks like one cheap-ass Adobe After Effects effect...
>>63427121
It's this guy: https://www.youtube.com/user/theIRML
>>63427430
>Actually that CG-model is even better than the physical models since it incorporates both, the elegance and sleekness of the 6ft model and the crazy detail of the 4ft.
Shame how there's literally no use for it anymore.
>>63427430
that does indeed look awesome. why didn't they create that cgi model to begin with? and why don't they put that model into the old seasons now that they have it? couldn't they render those scenes again with the good model?
>>63427515
Definitely hope he gets a job at whatever company they hire to do the remastering on DS9.
>>63427430
which episode was this in the image? don't recall two Miranda classes ever showing up before.
>>63427564
>remastering on DS9
N E V E R going to happen.
TNG remastering didn't sell well enough.
>>63427430
>the elegance and sleekness of the 6ft model and the crazy detail of the 4ft.
wouldn't every size model have the same elegance and sleekness, since every model has the same proportions?
>>63427668
If I'm not mistaken, they had to remake the models to cut the budget a bit.
That's why the D on the first seasons looked sleek and cool and after the third(fourth?) season it started looking more detailed.
>>63427596
It's in a starship junkyard
>>63427668
You'd like to think so.
The 4ft Enterprise was chunkier looking compared to the 6ft. They hated using the 6ft becaue it was so huge and cumbersome and pretty much retired it in favour of the 4ft until Generations.
>>63427559
The funny thing is:
The CG-model itself wasn't even THAT bad. The real problem was that the company hired for TNG-R S2 had absolutely no idea on how to do lighting passes be it CG-models or phsysical models (pic related: Same CG-model in S3).
they also completely forgot to apply a bit of film grain here and there to make the CG shots fit into the rest of the footage.
>>63427668
nah, the 4ft model always had that overly thick saucer rim and looked overall more stocky.
>>63427775
you seem to know a lot about the enterprise d and the models. I have a question I always wondered about. I always wanted to lick the enterprise d. no other ship. now look, I'm not retarded. I'm not even sexually attracted to spaceships. It's just that I want to put the enterprise d in my mouth and lick it all over. why do you think that is? I mean what about the enterprise model makes me want to lick it.
>>63427559
>>63427868
Here's another example for that company's (HTV, I think it was called) ineptitude considering lighting, only this time with physical models.
>>63427868
>>63427965
also THIS
(the borg cube looks like a fucking grey cardboard cutout)
>>63427927
You're the one who would have to explain that to us. I don't think it would work the other way around.
>>63428042
There's a really bad one on Loud As A Whisper i think where the Ent-D is orbiting a planet and the hull looks white, the nacelle lights are dark and the planet is just a blur.
>>63428042
For a comparison: The (remastered) Enterprise-Borg face-off in "The Best of Both Worlds (part 1)" in S3.
Same recomposited elements. Albeit this time with proper lighting and well implemented use of film grain.
>>63428042
>>63428194
Well, fuck.
>>63428194
I don't know in what program they are doing any of this, but they basically forgot to set a light source so every model is uniformly lit?
>>63423358
>the episode where he is paranoid about the other crew acting weird before finding out he's a clone
Fuck, I forgot about that one. That episode was fucking fantastic.
>>63428321
The models are real, not CG
>>63425994
How the hell did Kim survive being spaced in STO? Was he in the 100 sexiest people list again?
>>63428321
Those are phsyical models. There's footage of the models an then like, five or so lighting passes for each (one only the windows, one only the deflector dish and warp nacelles, one of the outside lighting etc.)
What they did is that they basically brightened the footage up too much (digitally) while cleaning it up so that the different lighting passes became muddled and turned into one uniform mess.
And then, when they digitally recomposited the footage they thought that the digital cleanness of the scans with that total lack of film grain would look good.
Well, it didn't
>>63428444
thx for explaining, have a picard with hair
>>63428416
He drifted until he met the Kobali, a species that is able to reproduce only by reviving dead bodies and then converting them into Kobali.
He actually meets with his other self.
