HOLY SHIT!
I just got back from a screening of this and all I can say is "wow!" How does Tarantino consistently knock it out of the park?
This movie is full of action, mystery, comedy, tragedy. He is a master of cinema.
Tarantino, I bow to you, sir.
>>63403871
Do you have an actual response or do you want to just shitpost?
>>63403925
Get kucked, faghole
the trailer was so boring, i couldn't even be bothered to watch THAT till the end.
![51KJtnK843L._SY300_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/idk69ew.jpg "51KJtnK843L._SY300_[1].jpg")
I just finished bringing this. I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my seat for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy fat black dicks lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
>>63404434
Roughly my reaction too 2bh
3:17
1
7
>>63404495
What do you mean by this
UNO
N
O
Thank you Quentin Tortellini
>>63404434
>I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
Every time.
>>63403871
Never change /tv/
Based Tortuga saves cinema again
Just got back from a screening with other cinema critics. They all hated it. Half walked out before the 40 minute mark. One fell asleep by intermission. The consensus was that it is probably the worst flick ever made in the past 30 years. Worse than Gremlins but not even as entertaining. Expect Uno to suicide any day now.
>>63404662
Can you give me an idea of how much of that is a hyperbole. I'm genuinely curious as to what the press thinks. I honestly thought it looked like an O'Russell film.
I really fucking hate Tarantino, but I couldn't help but cringe when I saw a friend of mine on facebook comment on somebody's status said that "the movie was boring like movies of yesteryear"
what an absolute ignorant fucktard.
>>63403829
upvoted.
my review:
kuckedy kuckedy doo, the kuck is you.
i give the movie a kuck/10
it was great to be kucked, but it definitley needed more black bulls.
>>63403871
>>63403952
>>63405217
Hello Reddit.
i'm just gonna post something about bane because we're clearly past the point of film discussion
4
UUUUUUUUUUU
>>63403925
>Do you have an actual response or do you want to just shitpost?
Is this your first time here?
How much do viral marketers get paid?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63405307
I'm just a fan of Tarantino's and figured a board about film would be interested in talking about one of the most anticipated pieces of cinema for the year.
>>63405779
Well I hope you learned your lesson.
Oh boy the viral marketing is already starting for Tarantino's latest c uckold fantasy.
>>63405893
fuck off tripfag
>>63405957
Once again, I'm just a fan of Tarantino's. No shilling or viral marketing is happening.
>>63406390
Tarantino a shit tḃh fám
>>63403829
epin, simply epin for the win good sir
>>63406390
>shilling
>for free
>quarantino fan
http://strawpoll.me/6201341
>>63404662
what's wrong with gremlins?
>>63408269
gremlins is racist
>>63403952
BTFO
>>63404554
Uno Farto
Needed more black penises and evil whiteys getting keked.
Three words: Hella F*cking Epic
>>63404662
>Worse than Gremlins
Fuck off, m8
>>63405779
I am too, but considering how this board is currently obsessed (like, creepy ex peeping in through window during shower obsessed) with big black cocks and a Tyra Banks interview where he farted and was visibly embarrassed it's best to steer clear of that particular topic.
Driving up to Chicago with an ex-junkie friend of mine to see it on Boxing Day though.
HOLY SHIT!
I just got back from reading OPs post and all I can say is "wow!" How does OP consistently knock it out of the park?
This Post is full of shit, bait, cock-sucking, faggotry. He is a master of sucking dick.
OP, I bow to you, sir.
>>63403829
Also, I hate to be a victim blamer, but I'm gonna be a victim blamer and say you brought this on yourself. Who the fuck says "Wow" anymore?
>>63403829
What happens at 3 minutes, 17 seconds into the movie?
HOLY SHIT!
I just got back from a screening of Uno's mum sucking ghetto dick and all I can say is "wow!" How does Tarantino consistently kek himself in the park?
This movie is full of hot action, mystery stds, comically LITTLE WHITE DICKS. He is a master of kekoldry
Tarantino, I blow wet kisses to you, zir.
>>63408605
Close of up feet in BIG WIDE SUPER 70MM PANAVISION
>>63403829
HELLA F*CKING EBIN
KUCKOLDINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
uno tarantula farto @3minutos y 17segundos
post spoilers pls
how was channing tatum and the rest of the cast?
>>63403829
>doesn't give any insight or details on what they liked about the movie
I reckon this is some actual shilling right here
>>63411333
the only good thing in the movie is walton goggins and his monologue about dignity in defeat, the rest is over 3 hours of bbc propaganda and tortellinis black bull fetish.
if you like this movie, you're either a nigger or a supreme cück.
did this just turn into Nightcalls all of a sudaaahhhhh.............
>>63408530
>a Tyra Banks interview where he farted and was visibly embarrassed
link?
>>63403829
>Tarantino, I bow to you, sir.
You couldn't be more reddit if you tried
obvious shill thread is obvious. OP sounds like he loves the cock as well so I bet Feinberg got the post for free
>>63405779
>pieces of cinema
Seriously, get better taste.
The man became a self parody of himself, and it's quite a shame.
The man who was too controversial and different from hollywood end it up using the same formula from his previous movies, because trying something new would be a risk.
RD, PF and Jackie Brown for some reason are his best stuff, and even RD is just his version of city on fire.
>>63403871
>>>/salty/
>>63403829
wow marketer. be more subtle, faggot.
>>63415045
stop trying to shill your shit here, jew.
>>63415135
Everyone is going to love it, and your going be here, bitterly shitposting 3:17 memes
>>63414919
>end it up
I think you mean 'ended up?'
Jesus and I was agreeing with you, too.
>>63408152
>http://strawpoll.me/6201341
Objectively JUST.
And while I love a lot of these, like What's going on here and Sheev, many just don't support the versatility or endurance of JUST.
If you vote for HOL UP you're actually a 14 year old.
>>63415135
you're weird.
