>"Man versus God!"
>"Day versus Night!"
>"Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!"
>"Man of Steel versus Dark Knight!"
>"Kal-El versus Caped Crusader!"
>"Clark Kent versus Bruce Wayne!"
>"Truth, Justice and the American Way versus World's Greatest Detective!"How does Goyer keep getting work?
>>63401073
>"Salt vs Pepper"
>"Peanut Butter vs Jelly"
>"Coke vs Pepsi"
>>63401073
>BIG EYE VS SEAYAY
>"Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!"
its actually "Son of Krypton versus BAT.. of Gotham!
4chan vs reddit
why is lex Luthor acting like joker?
>>63401073
>not even an academy award winning screenwriter could unfuck a snyder/goyer script
>>63401073
>"DC vs Marvel!"
Oh wait
MEMES!
HMMM
4CHAN MEETS REDDIT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE BRINGING SHITPOSTS TOGETHER!
is every single role in this movie just a cameo
>>63401073
My God, the dialogue in this trailer is just as cringy as it was in MoS.
>>63401073
Daredevil vs. Man from U.N.C.L.E!
>The night is darkest just before the dawn of justice.
>>63401073
>MFW witnessing the origins of Lexposting
Will this be the weapon to surpass Baneposting?
>>63401211
>dankest
This is a Disaster, Esienberg is such a meme and shitty actor.
>>63401073
Not even normies like that actor, how does he keep getting work
>>63401073
>TITS VS ASS
>>63401107
Do you really need to ask that enquiry?
>>63401073
>guys, we need an actor that can play Lex Luthor, a ruthless cutthroat businessman
>Let's get that jew who looks like he is still in highschool
>>63401372
>Eisenberg
>berg
>BERG
>"CIA versus Bane!"
>"Belted Bruiser versus Dark Defender!"
>"Prince of Langley versus Treasure of Nowhere!"
>"Irish Fighter versus Gypsy Dancer!"
>"Slick & Suave versus Tough & Timely!"
>"Palioxis versus Hephaestus!"
>"Dwindling Breeze versus Kindling Fire!"
>"Man Against God versus God Amongst Men!"
>"Arizona Ranger versus Texas Red!"
>"Confusion versus Pain!"
>"Blue versus Black!"
>"Smiling Optimism versus Growling Ferverence!"
>"Cold Feet versus Heated Heads!"
>"Conservative of Peace versus Conservative of Power!"
>"Fallen Hero versus Risen Villain!"
>"Decorated Soldier versus Ragged Rebel!"
>"Running Gunner versus Throwing Puncher!"
>"Married Martyr versus Masked Man!"
>"Flight Plan versus Master Plan!"
>"Small Guy verses Big Guy!"
>Israel vs Palestine
>Oscars vs Dicaprio
>Brendan vs Alimony
>>63401416
that a penis?
>>63401107
he is acting like jim carreys riddler
>>63401246
in your dreams, small guy.
>>63401073
He literally sounds like one of the guys from the Whitest Kids you know.
BIG GUYS MMMMMM
>>63401420
>"Irish Fighter versus Gypsy Dancer!"
also
>"Flight Plan versus Master Plan!"
poetic m8
BOYS versus BANE
>>63401420
>>"Arizona Ranger versus Texas Red!"
ebin
>>63401073
BOYS MMM!
I wonder if he knows he's in a shit movie and is going full Sheev
>BOYS MMMMM
>X meets/versus Y
>If X won't kill Y, Z will do it
>X syllables used for ideas too big for your little mind
Versatility. This as always been Baneposting's greatest weapon. We might have something here guys. If the movie has one line that can be used to counter every "hotheads", Lexposting has potential.
DC wins again the meme war, Multiversity said it
>>63401560
>>Flight Plan versus Ruse Cruise
FTFY buddy
>>63401073
>even DC starts doing quips
thats it I'm done
>>63401603
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVRCM0jWEQjQ&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DpPArO-OI_3U&start2=&authorName=Big+Iron+For+You
>>63401670
>If the movie has one line that can be used to counter every "hotheads"
You mean an entire exchange? Because that's also what Baneposting is about.
>"If Man won't kill God, the Devil will do it!"
boy he's a deep intellect
>>63401943
didn't he also just spoil the fucking movie?
Am I the only one who likes that they changed the characters instead of doing the same goddamn thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again?
>>63401885
I was thinking about "Can someone get this hothead out of here?"
I think it's importance is underrated in the grand Bane Canon. It assured that no matter what was said against baneposting, baneposter had a replay ready. Even worse, when someone speaks up against baneposting, it only encourage the posting of the "hotheads" OC, which almost has a life on it's own.
Baneposting is the perfect meme, and Hollywood meme scholars would do well to study it in detail.
>>63402067
I'm a nobody and I think I may have found a hidden political subtext in the movie that Nolan may not have known he was squeezing in.
>>63401084
>Peanut Butter vs Jelly
The hell is wrong with you? that's a sacred union that shall not be broken.
>>63401159
>then Tumblr shows up
>>63401107
He's actually acting like the Dean from Community. I watched the handshake scene a thousand times and I swear to God he's imitating Jim Rash.
>>63401111
quads of truth
Mmmmmmmm
>>63401073
Esienberg was so shit that he distracted me from grey hulk and Jew girl.
What a disappointment, DC pls stop sucking
>>63402431
> Reddit: She's with you?
> 4chan: I thought she was with you!
>>63401107
He's the scientist from back to the future.
>Memes vs Mods!
>Bane vs CIA!
>Fraser vs Alimony!
LEXPOSTERS OUT
BOYS
HMMM
BILL WILSON MEETS DR. PAVEL
I LOVE IT, I LOVE BRINGING PLANES TOGETHER
>>63403155
If Anons won't kill the Lexposting, Mods will do it.
>>63401246
They will fuse.
Big vs guy
ALL THE HORSES VS WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER
JEDI ORDER VS SITH ORDER
TREASON VS AAHGHAHGHAGHH
>>63401107
Affleck claims BvS has the biggest plot twist since lukes father. what if jared letto is Jason todd and eisenberg is the real joker disguised as lex luthor!!! :0
>>63403425
THEN
MOMS
GONNA
FREAK
FOR
BIG
GUYS
MMMM
>>63402520casually touches cavill's abs
B O Y Z
>>63403213
>Guy of Bigness vs Central Intelligence Agency of America!
>No one put Ben No flower for the Towers Alfeqi Vs Superman
This board is shit.
>>63401943
So he just means his plan for Batman to defeat Superman failed and he's going to unleash the Big Guy right?
>>63401411
he's more interesting than whatever was your fantasy. If you want to shit on this trailer, shit on the avengeresque last part, or the reddit tier, marvel tier idea of actually having a shared cinematic universe (the death of anything good ever happening again in dc movies)
>>63401943
>If Marvel won't kill DC, BvS will do it!
Yes, the man of deep interlect indeed.
>>63401943
I'm still hoping his experiments with Kryptonite gave him cancer and that's why he has no hair by the end of the movie.
He's the total opposite of what Luthor is. This whole movie so far looks like it doesn't understand what Superman and Batman stand for.
That scene was so fucking funny.
>>63403733
keep crying manchild
>>63402405
Sup, Reddit?
>>63403769
any whiteboi reactions?
>>63403733
Iktf, Luthor was so distracting in a bad way
>>63401372
Jewish privilege. it has to stop jews its forcing everyone to side with Islam
>>63401088
kek
>>63401073
couldn't they just get the guy from smallville?
>>63403733
that's the point, faggot. it's all fake.
>>63401246
Baneposting and Sheevposting will remain far ahead.
>>63406233
>Sheevposting
Stop making it a thing. It's not a thing.
>>63403363
MACE DINDU VS THE HIGH GROUND
>>63406247
>>63401084
>"Mcdonalds vs Burger King!"
>"Subway vs Quiznos!"
>>63401976
I know right? I mean, who could have guessed none of them would kill each other?
>>63406247
Not for a redditor.
>>63403769
Why do black people watch gay ass white people movies?
>>63401246
The movie isn't out yet. It'd have to be spectacularly bad to surpass either the inexplicable catastrophe of the plane scene or basically everything related to the prequels.
>>63406401
>>63406463
It's not that the scene is bad, it's just written so poorly in contrast to a pretty well done stunt scene.
It's the B movie cheesiness of the writing in contrast to the a list production values that makes the bane scene so great.
I doubt BvS will have that charm.
>>63406527
I didn't even think anything was off when I first saw the movie. Now whenever I see this scene I fall into a fit of hysterical laughter.
>>63401073
How can one actor ruin a character and a movie all at the same time.
Dammit DC when will their suffering end.
>>63406560
blame the script writer, guess they couldn't get all the Goyer chaff out.
>>63403769
He's a big guy.
>"Anakin vs the highground"
>>63401107
He's just like me. Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor.
>>63406721
for you
>>63401246
>That's what butthurt haters actually believe
Cry more.
>>63406817
WHO WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? NOT YOU HAHAHA
>>63406833
HAHAHAHA
>>63406845
in our meme forcing irc we're told to make fun of you for being too stupid to win a million dollars and to call krager a nigger
>>63406891
Channel?
>>63401073
Lex Luthor confirmed for only redeemable thing from this pile of shit movie.
Just like in Returns.
MACE DINDU vs SHEEV 'The Senate' PALPATINE
>>63406796
>>63406721
Is it just me or does someone else also feel a bit more dead inside when seeing the same exact shit happen whenever possible? I mean, baneposting can be quite fun and creative and whatnot, but this is just the laziest and least funny way to do it and it bothers me so much that it's just repeated all the fucking time with literally zero effort.
>>63407307
The basics are ok but when they shoehorn themselves into the last trend to stay relevant is when it gets insulting
>>63407307
Then you should go back to reddit
>>63407307
wasted potential, it always hurts
>>63401073
>Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham
>not Son of Krypton versus Son of Gotham
What shitty writing.
>>63406247
>>63403213
BOYS
HMMM
PLANE MEETS THE GROUND
I LOVE IT, I LOVE CRASHING PLANES WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>63407351
>back to reddit
that's right keep shilling for that site you pos.
Throwing that site around all the time is like bitching about interracial porn but you keep a ton of National Geographics under your bed so you can jerk it to 1970's tribal tittys. '
at least put a little effort into your shit post.. not a lot, just a tiny bit like say the 1% effort I just shit out right now for this shit post.
>>63402520
Oooh fuck, how did I not notice this before
Isnt Lex an old bald man in the comics?
>>63407792
but he was once a retard haird faggot
>>63407792
This is lex Landis the worst lex
>>63401684
They asked for it anon.
>>63407792
He's a bald guy in his 30s or 40s, according to wikipedia. As far as I can tell Lex is supposed to be like an evil Tony Stark, not a wimpier version of Mark Zuckerberg.
>>63401107
He's clearly acting like Max Landis
>>63401372
Is it wrong I like Eisenberg. He's been pretty good in stuff like Adventureland, Squid and the Whale. Great in Nightmoves. Excellent in Social Network. I reckon iz just smells in the trailer and trust his shit to not be completely JUSTice leauged. Dat crossmeming
>>63403769
>>63401073
Goyer is just a faggot who reads comic books and pitches those comic book stories to the producers, that doesn't require talent, it just credits him as a "writer".
>>63407920
>wimpier version of Mark Zuckerberg
I remember Zuckerberg recently announcing that he's giving most of his money to charity. What if, instead of charity, he meant he will pay 99% of his fortune to get the guy who played him in the Facebook movie to play him again as Lex Luthor? I would not be surprised the least by such jew trickery.
>>63403425
What if Luthor is actually the new Hydra general? Or maybe he is Loki.
>>63401073
Here's the thing with that though, is Clark Kent truly as mentionable as Bruce Wayne in terms of money/fame
http://strawpoll.me/6201341/r
>>63402633
kek
>>63401073
Why the fuck would anyone be excited about this meeting in real life if you didn't know they were Batman/Superman? I assume it's possible Lex does know, but acting like this basically tells them he knows as it's literally the only reason to get excited about it.
>>63407665
I wish this line was in the movie.
>>63408622
Maybe it's because Clark has a rep for tough journalism and Bruce Wayne is rich as fuck but has had a shady/questionable past, it's like the trailer says the Planet does reports on Superman being great but Bruce Wayne has probably voiced concerns about him, especially since his battle with Zod led to the death of so many people including his employees
>>63408622
This and if someone heard Lex Luthor saying this they would probably think what the fuck are you excited about? A nobody meeting most famous playboy? Why?
>>63408622
Lex knows about Clark because they're both Metropolis residents.
Lex knows about Bruce Wayne because of Waynecorp and all that jazz.
>>63402520
You beautiful piece of desert, that's some uncanny shit.
>>63401073
>"Kal-El versus Caped Crusader!"
wouldn't make
>"Kal-El versus Batman!"
make more sense?
>>63403704
to be honest, he needs to get a bit buffer for the second movie.
i can't accept a lanky, beta Social network lex luthor.
luthor should be the champion of man, that's his whole angle.
>>63407307
Its borderline autistic, I work with special need kids and some of the ones that suffer from autism when someone says something they think its funny they'll repeat it and ram it to the ground till its not funny and keep beating the dead horse till its a puddle of goo.
They don't change it, or try to make it funny. Like an inside joke between friends, or something to that effect. No, they just spout the same line, and laugh even if the other kids aren't paying attention. Even to the point of nudging or poking the other kids till they do pay attention.
Anyways, sorry for the blogposting.
4chan vs /tv/
>"Christianity versus Islam"
>Judaism in the middle laughing about it
>>63408864
bruce wayne is evil lex luthor and good lex luthor in this story. Lex luthor is a new character.
>>63401073
So how many of the characters in this scene know the identities of the others? All of them?
>Sunuvkrypton versus BAT...of gotam
>>63403425
Shouldn't Jason Todd have been introduced then?
>>63409293
You mean like how Batman was introduced in MoS?
>>63401073
Why the fuck does Lex care if Bruce met some reporter?
And shouldn't he have the same amount of presence as Bruce, being that they're both mega wealthy industrialists, and not act like a weaselly rat-boy?
>>63409004
toppest kek m80
>>63401416
Berg means hill, its a common suffix for German names.
> we wanted Walter White
> they gave us Jesse Pinkman
The new trailer made the movie feel like a snl or Fallon fake movie trailer
>>63401107
Because of the mistaken belief in Hollywood that turning any character into cheap comedy relief is a good thing.
Idk, maybe it helps attract more families and casuals.
>>63409467
I would've preferred Idris Elba myself. Dude can be charming and evil in equal measure.
>>63409412
THE IRON HILL
>>63402633
>>63402431
No tumblr is Doomsday in this scenario... the common enemy of both reddit and 4chan.
Maybe 9gag can be wonder woman?
>>63409467
Honestly, I thought the idea of Cranston as Lex was really superficial casting.
Though I am sure he would have done well with it.
Sure the fuck better than Jessie Mark Zuck Eisenberg here.
Just dropping this nigga right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdbRUo9ZH8s
>>63409658
We would also have accepted Arnold Vosloo.
>>63403325
>You're a big BOYS
>For MMMMM
>>63406247
That's Terrio. Einsenberg praised Terrio for the script and said there's a lot of "wordplay", which is probably shit like this.
Goyer only made the basic plot. That was rewritten more and more to make it a Batman movie as well.
>>63409658
I would vote on him for president
>>63401073
HE KEEPS GETTING WORK HE'S A FUCKING JEW
>>63409438
does this look like jesse pinkman to you?
>>63401073
What did he mean by this?
>>63401445
>Oscars vs Dicaprio
kek
>>63409658SUBMITDARKNESS
>>63402520
Holy shiet
>>63409412
Breaking news: Jews often have german names.
For example Goldstein, Rosenbaum, Goldberg, Baumann, Beerenbaum, Braunstein, and, you guessed it, Eisenberg.
Hey guys, you're taking this thing way too far.
At-least wait to see the film before memeing it into oblivion.
>>63410462
Oh god what was the original scene. Please, I can't spend a day thinking about it.
>>63401073
MMMMMMMMM BOYS VS BIG GUY
>>63401073
Guys, come on. The movie is going to be shit, we all know this. Think of the memes, though. This movie is going to be a bigger memefest than The Dark Knight. We won't love the movie because it'll be good (it will be shit), we're going to love it because of the memes it will bring.
>>63412659
>we
speak for yourself and your redditor friends
>>63412715
Haha! Love it!
Son of Reddit versus troll of 4chan!
>>63401073
>Bat of Gotham
This triggered me. When has he ever been referred to as this?
