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Why does Batman have a grenade launcher? I'm too stupid
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Why does Batman have a grenade launcher? I'm too stupid and don't know anything about Batman except for I saw the dark knight trilogy and he says he doesn't like guns.
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>>63391986

he has to have something to do so he can pretend he's useful while superman and wonder woman kill the monster
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>Why does Batman have a grenade launcher?
So he can launch grenades
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w-why is batman not versing superman in a movie called batman vs superman?
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>>63391986
is that a rifle made of picatinny rails just so it can hold a giant ass noob tube attachment
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>>63391986

To launch grenades you fucking plen
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>>63391986
Look at it this way. Batman wouldn't use a grenade launcher against the joker or mortal criminals. But against someone like Doomsday then of course he would. Batarangs won't do shit in a situation like this
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So wonderwoman is basically a thor rip off?
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>Hey! Batman doesn't use guns
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>>63392240
>w-why is batman not versing superman in a movie called batman vs superman?
If you actually watched the trailer DUMB FUCK, you would see they are fighting a good amount, the films title is also... DAWN OF JUSTICE, so it also is going to go past them fighting and joining together.
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>>63392334
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Why does Wonderwoman need a shield?
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>>63392240
>Didn't watch the trailer

You must be neutered
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>>63392240
The trailer just explicitly statesspoils what everone knew was going to happen by the end.
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>>63392325
> Wonder Woman created in... 1941
> Stan Lee's Thor created in... 1962
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>>63392378
>Thor created in... 1962
bro, are you legit retarded
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>>63392378
Stan Lee has an art for making money off of DC characters

Superman - Captain America
Batman - Iron Man
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>>63392378
>>63392421
Hence why I clarified STAN LEE'S THOR, created in 1962.
Wonder Woman has no resemblance to classic mythological Thor beyond having mythological origins, but she is Greek while he is Norse, in her classic origin she isn't a god or demi god.

Shazam is probably way closer to being a Thor rip than Wonder Woman.
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>>63392421
...
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>>63392378
>>63392325
they're both based on centuries old mythology. The Greeks don't have a copyright on their characters
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>>63391986
Bull fucking shit, unless those are meant to like stun people or something this is gonna be an absolute travesty.

Fucking grenade launchers, what the hell... is Snyder an actual fucking retard?
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you're right he doesn't use guns so i guess he'll just have to punch doomsday to death
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>>63392515
>Shazam

you mean Captain Marvel. Marvel even stole his name verbatim.
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>>63392474
Isn't Captain America a ripoff of The Shield by MLJ?
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>>63392558
Batman 1989 killed people left and right and its beloved, stop being fucking retarded.
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>>63392474
>Stan Lee
>Making Captain America

If you're going to pretend to know what you're talking about, at least fact check.

>Im-fucking-plying early Iron Man and Batman had anything similar between them aside from "rich no powers."
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>>63392594
The new THE SHIELD comic by Dark Circle comics is actually good despite gender change.
http://viewcomic.com/the-shield-001-2015/
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>>63392240
>versing
God damn you fucking ignorant piece of shit idiots. I hope you all die slowly and painfully for being this fucking stupid.
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the fact that the pandered to little kiddos and gave him a gun so the kiddos can play call of duty batman game when it comes out is pretty fucking sad imo.

batman would literally use anything but a gun, no..not even a grenade launcher. BUT ITS THE MOVIES !!! PLEB!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! batman is batman, he doesnt use guns its part of his character. it would be like thor using a gun instead of his hammer. its fucking retarded m8

but then again, we're watching a hollywood film retarded is implied in the mandate. for the kiddos.

just lay back and think of big black dick itll all be over soon
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>>63392515
>Hence why
Stick a dagger up your taint and gut yourself you fucking moron.
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guys turns out its not doomsday at all, its darkseid. im not lying guys.
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>>63392240

>versing

just kill yourself
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>>63392734
>Stick a dagger up your taint
hot
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>>63392718
>batman is batman, he doesnt use guns its part of his character. it would be like thor using a gun instead of his hammer. its fucking retarded m8
Batman stuck dynamite on a goons dick and blew him the fuck up in 1989 and people still loved that movie and saw him as Batman.
Fuck you, god damn autistic mother fucker.
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>>63392515

Shazam was a blatant Superman rip-off. Hell, even the cover of his first appearance is purposely identical to Action Comics 1
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>>63392783
yeah but thats dynamite, i did say he would anything BUT a gun. i'd be totally fine with him using dynamite on Darkseids dick. But guns are literally batmans kryptonite because of his parents death its....triggering
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>>63392783
>Fuck you, god damn autistic mother fucker.
good argument you have there
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>>63392777
>Finding degeneracy hot
This is a straight place
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>>63392660
Pepper pots is the anti-alfred
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>>63392820
No killing is his kryptonite, not guns.
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>>63392378
>Thor created in... 1962
>american education
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>>63392820
Batman used to gun people off the roofs of buildings with two .45s before the comics code said that was too violent
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>>63392849
you do know youre on /t/v right m8? straight has not place here. also, its 4chan, everyones a faggot here. even you. now spread your legs for hot knife dick in your taint bro, this is gonna be good.
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>>63392240
>Not seeing the sick verses that Batman was dropping on Superman

Hey Supes, at least I couldn't stop my parents death
You just left papa Kent to his last breath

served
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>>63392863
>Stan Lee's
>I can't into reading
right back at ya, fatty
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>>63391986

Batman despises all guns and doing this basically throws his entire mythos and character story arc out the fucking windwo.
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>>63392863
But she resembles mythological Thor in NO FUCKING WAY, so I assumed he was thinking she was a rip off of comics Thor mother fucker.
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>>63392859
ok, ill give you a point on that. he uses no lethal force in everything he does. guns are lethal, especially grenade launchers. sure he'd want to defeat Darkseid, but he wouldnt want to kill him
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>>63392474
When your mom told you to reach for the stars she wasn't talking about your arguments on 4chan famalam
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>implying Batman doesn't use guns
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He uses a sonic gun against supes in the comic, assumed it was that. Maybe it launches sonic grenades?
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>>63392868
>Batman used to gun people off the roofs of buildings with two .45s before the comics code said that was too violent
definitely want some sauce with that. I have to see batman shooting people with a 0.45 that would end this argument forever.
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>>63392935
Darkseid is sentient, Doomsday is not.
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>>63391986
Honestly, to me, he doesn't even look like batman. He looks like some random soldier in a batman costume with a gun, it doesn't fit at all.
Also the whole premise of the dark knight was him NOT using guns and not killing people. But here he is, nonchalantly blowing people up with a grenade launcher. ..
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Imagine if the first big Marvel movie after Iron Man had been "Thor vs. Iron Man", with a whole bunch of other heroes and villains thrown in before their own movies could establish the universe.

These DC movies are doomed to failure. Every single decision seems to be a mistake.
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>>63392960
>>63392973

perfect. end of discussion.

So, guys How do yo think they use darksied.
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>>63392973
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>>63392343

Why did the trailer show the whole movie?
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>>63392988
thats why its darkseid.

Anyway how do you know doomsday is not sentient? I know hes a killing machine but even so, im sure he has a heart bro.
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>>63392973
>>63393031
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>>63393031
thats bullshit, that thing doesnt even shoot grenades for fuck sake. cant call that a gun.
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>>63392880
Sorry, not all of us are faggots like you. Go back to your trap threads, unless spidey hasn't overtaken
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>>63392990
>But here he is, nonchalantly blowing people up with a grenade launcher.
YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOT!
He is NEVER shown to be using the GL except when facing Doomsday which is a non sentient Animal most likely.
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>>63392378
In after 300 faggot-ass Euros unable to distinguish beween your factual remarks and Greco-Roman and Germanic mythology.
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Superman murders, Batman uses guns.
Bravo Sack Znyder.
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>>63393085
you sound like you have a lot of repressed homosexual desires. its ok to be gay here its 4chan, we're all faggots here, especially you <3
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>>63393057
>Anyway how do you know doomsday is not sentient? I know hes a killing machine but even so, im sure he has a heart bro.
Because his entire origin shows that he can not think past kill everything that moves within his vision.
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>>63393001

Except that nobody knows who Marvel's Thor is, so it wouldn't work. Literally everyone in the world knows who Batman, Superman and Wonderwoman are.
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>>63393121
is there any canon on him not being able to ''think'' thats all im asking.
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>le "Batman doesn't use guns" meme
His main form of transport is a Grapnel GUN. If he wanted he could kill a man with it.
The Batmobile is regularly portrayed as using rubber bullets.

Batman doesn't kill, that's his rule.
He uses Batarangs etc. to incapacitate and for something like Doomsday Batarangs don't do shit so he busts out a GL.
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>>63393041
>Why did the trailer show the whole movie?
Because marketers give a shit about selling theater seats and nothing fucking else and Doomsday is a major name in comics, they thought it would sell and it fucking backfired.
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>>63392973
>shooting people with a 0.45
>a 0.45
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>>63393139
i loves this image more than the others, just a nice day out at the beach for batman and robin, with a laser beam gattling gun..
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>>63393151

It's a grapnel launcher you fucking retard.

Batman doesn't use guns you dumb cunt, and this has been established many, many times.
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>Not using the Batzooka.
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>>63393151
>Grapnel
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>>63393160
im sorry i dont know about guns ok, we're not all yankies.
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>>63392973
I can't find the comic cover I'm thinking of (I saw it in a book I got out of the library when I was like ten, so I guess take that with a grain of salt), but here are some tamer examples: http://sacomics.blogspot.ca/2005/08/batman-and-guns.html?m=1
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>>63393172
>grapnel
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>>63393172
>Batman doesn't use guns you dumb cunt
>>63393139
>>63393067
>>63393031
>>63392960


look at how wrong you are and cry, cry yourself to sleep little baby
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>>63393102
Killing in self defense or defense of others is not fucking murder.
Doomsday is a non sentient animal which likely is as durable than Superman, Batman is smart enough to know the grenade launcher won't do shit but will be a good way to destruct or anoy the beast from a distance.
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>>63393152
> they thought it would sell and it fucking backfired.

Yea i'm sure showing Doomsday in a trailer has completely turned away the majority of people going to see the movie.

Kill yourself.
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>>63393191
>yankies
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>>63393195
thats coo, thanks for trying, the other guys came through. good job!

>>63393174
YES!!!!!!!
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>>63393172
>It's a grapnel launcher you fucking retard.
No, its a gun, or are we going to start calling guns that fire bullets "launchers" as well?

>Batman doesn't use guns you dumb cunt, and this has been established many, many times.
Post the page.

And don't even think about using the TDKR page as an argument because in that very same story he uses rubber bullets on the Batmobile and when a child is held at gunpoint he uses a gun to kill thugs to save said child.
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>>63393001
Except, Batman just had a major trilogy, we don't need a new Batman origin to know who he fucking is like Thor, dumb fuck.
And the others are cameoing her to get us interested in them for when their films come out and we get to see them explored.
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>>63391986

He uses the sticky bomb launcher multiple times in The Dark Knight...
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>>63393249
nice dildo collection
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>>63393149
Dogs think, but they aren't sentient.
He is a animal pure and simple.
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>>63393263
a lot of people want to see wonder woman explored.
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>>63393191
That's OK. I'm sure the local imam is proud of you.
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>>63393119
I don't mind faggosexuals. I don't actually think about them or faggy stuff. We can coexist if you just shut up about it

Anyway
I liked her in gone girl
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>>63393288
dogs definintely feel .

doomsday might feel, you know he was abused since he was a child, killed over and over and over that would make him feel pretty mad imo enough to want to kill all things.

BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!! its not even that story doomsday, its literally just zods remutated mutant corpse infused with kryptonite.
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>>63393215
No but it at least unhyped some people for the following reasons.
> some hate doomsday
> some hate his look in the film
> some think this is too early to bring him in
> many don't want to see in the trailer the conflict with Bat and Sup already resolved as it takes tension out of their fight.
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>>63393307
thats harsh bro. harsh. i'd soon fuck a pug with a gun up my ass than set foot in a mosque. ill film it.
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>>63393300
Hence why she is getting a stand alone film while this film already establishes her in this universe.
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>>63393318
is she a tranny bro?
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>>63393090
Calm down there buddy
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>B-b-b-b-b-b-but we already knew they would join forces against Doomsday!

Age of Ultron spoiled much less (I didn't watch the movie, I watched all the trailers and still don't know how the plot develops), but faggots were left and right saying they showed too much
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>>63393402
you missed by expertly crafter innuendo, son i am disappoint.
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>>63393362
Doesn't fucking matter.
Batman was ready to destroy Superman, he sure as fuck will be ready to do so with Doomsday as that explosion he sets off was genocide level shit.
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>>63393437
age of ultron was pretty fucking bad i dont remember anything about that film
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>>63393452
that is completely unrelated to what me and the other guy were talking about. please dont interrupt us.
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>>63393368

So some people are unhyped because Doomsday sucks as a villain? Yet think he deserves a movie around him? Sounds like you're just listening to people complaining for the sake of complaining.

Based on *my* anecdotal evidence more people are excited to see a live action Doomsday than the shitposting that goes on here.
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>>63393506
Yes It is, its clear he is ok killing Superman who is sentient but because of his non human nature and power level he sees necessity in killing him so regardless if Doomsday is sentient this Batman will be fine killing him.
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>>63393525
>So some people are unhyped because Doomsday sucks as a villain? Yet think he deserves a movie around him?
Different people think those separate things.
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>>63393368
Highest grossing movie of 2016 tho
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>>63393554
the conversation the other guy and me were having was whether or not the reanimated zombie corpse of zod infused with kryptonite was sentient.

now please stop interrupting us.
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>>63393579

Obviously you aren't going to please everybody. There are always going to be people complaining about something different. Do you just have no common sense and think the movie can't have something that people dislike about it in order to be a good movie?
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>>63393689
the thing about the the comic ''death of superman'' where doomsday made his first appearence was that it was an epic story, super man dies. every hero in the DC universe comes to help him fight doomsday and is hurt or killed and superman defeats doomsday but dies. (he comes back but at the time it was a proper big thing he'd never been so wreck before)
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>>63393768
dying in lois arms was so poignant.
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>>63391986
flares, beanbags, smoke, tear gas, control detonations, ect.

you know, shit you use a grenade launcher for.
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im telling you guys, its Darkseid They want to go tow to toe with the Thanos story.

he'll die and then at the end he'll get the blue armour.

he even shoots lasers from his eyes, its the Omega beam. doomsday never shot laser out of his eyes.
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>>63393768

You haven't even read the story. Most of the heroes Doomsday fought besides Superman were C-listers.

It's an iconic story because it involves the biggest Superman dying. Not because it's actually a good story.
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batman uses guns
but batman doesnt like killing.

thus he typically has little use for guns.


only a retard thinks Bats has a no gun rule.
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The producers and studios are American and they are smart/jewish enough to realize that the NRA/red states won't appreciate a character morally crusading against guns. Instead Batman is anti-murder rather than creating a shit storm of him being anti-gun
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>>63393884
>tow to toe
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>>63393884
this theory is starting to make more sense. he has a rounder head from the clip in the trailer like Darkseid and i did hear they wanted to give superman another film with Darkseid. so maybe this is the forshadow.
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>>63392141
>wonder woman
>useful
pick one
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>>63393660
I AM THAT GUY!
Im saying our conversation is pointless, because if they are faithful to the comics he is non sentient and no one should have a problem killing him then and even if he is non, this Batman is shown to be ok with killing non humans.
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>>63393893
read the story? bro i read it in the library at school when it was being printed. you fuckwit i own those comics

And it was a good stroy. and so was the follow up series about the replacement superman and supermans eventual resurrection. NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
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>>63391986
Why are there stormtroopers on that gun?
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>>63393969
forget batman , just focus on the sentient bit. Where at any point is it canon that Doomsday cant think?
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>>63394030
It's a protective ward to stop him from hitting anyone with the grenade.
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>>63394040
Being capable of thinking doesn't make you sentient.
He can think as much as a far gone rabid dog can ok.
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READ AND/OR WATCH THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS YOU STUPID FAGGOTS!
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>>63393969
its not doomsday from the comics though, its the resurrected zombie zod infused with Krytonite, which is why its Darkseid and not dooms day, he uses the Omega beam. the kryptonite infusion gives Zod extra powers. Im telling ya bro.
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>>63393995

You haven't read it. Because Doomsday fights a fucking C-list justice league and not "every hero in the DC universe" before Superman.

The return of Superman is absolute horseshit story too. You're just some tool who parrots others opinions as if they're your own.
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>>63394088
but, wheres the proof he isnt sentient. Thats all im saying. Anyway, its Zombie Zod infused Darksied not foomsfay
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>Dark Knight Trilogy
>fights normal thugs, trained assassins and big guys who are still ultimately mortal men

>DCEU
>has to go up against Superman-tier entities to whom nothing short of exploding shells will even register
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>>63394107

Turning Zod into Darkseid and not Doomsday would be far worse.
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>BvSDoJ post credit scene
>justice league starts forming
>little tease for suicide squad
>Pans up to the night sky
>see a comet heading into the atmosphere
>hear a faint roar of a motocycle
>the song "Born to be wild" slowly grows
>suddenly hear a gruff testosterone roar go "THE MAIN MAN IS HERE, BASTICHES!!!"
>cut to black
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>>63394113
i own the comic you dickwad. youre the one who is hung up on the list of people who came to his aid, not me.
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>>63394153
its makes more sense. he has the OMega beam, he was already godlike being now he has the krytonite infused powers giving him the OMega beam he looks like Darkseid and all he needs is the blue armour.
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>>63393909
thats no different than how bats is...ever.
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>>63393940
>>63393884
maybe thats why there are parademons in the trailer
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>>63392378
>Americans think Thor is originally a marvel character

Tip top kek
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>>63394161
shit.

Lobo is literally memeborn. the most pleb tear character of all time. Pander pander pander.
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>>63394164

You were the one who said "every hero in the DC universe comes to help him fight doomsday and is hurt or killed and superman defeats doomsday but dies".

Which isn't what even happened. He fought some C-listers before Superman rolled in and they fought to the death. Most of the big names weren't even involved. Either way, Doomsday is a one note villain who isn't interesting enough to hold an entire film unless you want just an hour and a half of punching.
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>>63394234
YES! its all starting to add up. i bet he'll even say aomthing like, im going to take you to the darkseid Kal el
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>>63394242
>>63392920
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>>63394161
This man physically rapes superman no?
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>>63394248
>>63394248
im not going to argue with you, you're clearly a pedant. one who doesnt even like that comic, one of my all time favourites as well. so ill just leave you to yourself.
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>>63394243
>Lobo is literally memeborn. the most pleb tear character of all time. Pander pander pander.
then there is this faggot.
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>>63394197

How does it make sense? Because he shoots lasers? That's stupid. Doomsday's origin is a ressurected Kryptonian which is exactly what he's shown to be.
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>>63394315

Well it's nice to know you've realised that you don't know anything and have decided to show yourself out.
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>>63394379
you dont even LIKE the comic, so why am i going to bother talking to somone who is clearly being a faggot about that particular comic. You dont like it, ok. move along and go find somthing else to do. or we could just keep shit posting.
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>>63394349
Doomsday doesnt shoot lasers. Darksied does and Zod wanted to be God, Darkseid wants to be God. Also the Omega beam is more power eye laser, the zombie infused krytonite zod will most likey end up being darkseid.
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>>63392846
His argument was above that sentence, my potato friend ;^)
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>>63394307
pretty much the most immortal and powerful character in DC.

i mean literally banned from heaven and hell, fragged his whole planet for a science fair project (gave himself an A+),smokes a cigar in the vacuum of space, has a radio installed in his brain permanently stuck on heavy metal, bit off the doctors fingers when he was born, name literally means "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it", is a space bounty hunter who rides a chopper,favorite weapon is a chain with a hook and ashit load of guns, has his own swear words, can regenerate/clone himself from a single drop of blood, once ate his tax attorney (by accident), and fucked space nuns and downs entire 6 packs for no other reason than to drink and drive......and is voiced by Raymond's Brother.


Lobo is fucking hilariously insane.

I think he should be played by Adam Baldwin.
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>>63392515
This may just be the dumbest thing i have ever read on 4chan.
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our benevolent real world overlords have co-opted batman to their own purpose

he is no longer a person who intimidates criminals and attempts to rehabilitate them

now he uses military armaments to blow them the fuck up and recover all the stolen shekels
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>>63394552
Also, space dolphins
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>>63394514

Zod didn't want to be God. Did you even watch the movie? His entire purpose was the survival of Krypton. Whereas Darkseid doesn't want to be a god he *is* a God.
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>>63394552
he's also stan lees favorite DC character
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>>63394538
that was green text my retardo freind ;)
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>>63394664
yep...space dolphins....
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>>63394552

Literally "hehe, nothin personnel, kid": the comic book character

There is no character in existence which is a closer match to what a 15 year old boy thinks is cool
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Is it just me or does batman look goofy in this new movie?
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>>63394671
ive blanked that film from my memory it was so bad.


its still going to be Darkseid though. wouldnt be the first time the ruined somones origin story.
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>>63394727
well thats the point. he's a parody. He was meant to mock Wolverine.
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>>63394727
this Lobo is the most pleb character in the history of ever. WOOSH ON MUH BIKE ROCK ON!
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>>63394739
>ive blanked that film from my memory it was so bad.

And yet here you are eagerly awaiting the sequel like the retarded shit lord you are.
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>>63391986
Why is luthor a manboy Jewish twin?
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>>63394761

He was meant to mock all of the edgy 90's heroes of the time. Lobo isn't meant to be taken seriously as a character at all.
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>>63394761
no he was meant to mock superman, being the last of his species and being super powered and not giving a fuck like any 15 year old would with super powers ON MUH BIKE WITH A ROCKING SOUNDTRACK AND GETTIN ALL DA GRILLS!!! WOOOOSH!
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>>63394735
I think people aren't used to a live action Batman that isn't wearing armor he can barely move in and has the stubbier ears.
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>>63394773
im not eagely awaiting anything . im just shitposting to pass time. until my eventual death from being killed by muslims
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>>63394807
unless youre a 13 year old boy who wishes they were cool and aloof and had superpowers etc.
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>>63394815

You're taking a parody character way too seriously.
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>>63394799
because max landis.
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>>63394894
he's not a parody though, hes an embodiment of teenage spunk wrapped up in what little boys think are cool
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>>63394894
if anything Lobo is a mockery of ''cool kids''
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>>63394950

Except he is a parody. The fact you're taking him seriously shows you're just an idiot.
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>>63395048
expect he's not a parody. and youre getting way too upset over Lobo being a shit tier pleb that only plebs like..
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>>63395048
ok, what is he a parody of? and fuck fuck sake dont say wolverine. or im going to punch you through the fucking screen while i drink beer on my motorbike while i listen to 80s power metal
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>>63395080

His entire existence was made to poke fun at the ultra-violent edgy heroes like Wolverine and Punisher. I'm not even upset about the fact you're too stupid to realise he's a parody character in the first place.

My favourite Lobo was when he was a space pope who'd sworn off violence with a talking dolphin as his advisor.
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>>63392666
Make Sheev great again. Checked
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>>63394696
Nope, not the greentext, look again. Wow you are the real human potato, shake my head.
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>>63395228
>>63395228
ill fucking fuck you in the fact with my a cheese biscuit if you dont fucking shut up m8 i swear on me mam
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>>63395198
the fact you even think any of that is laughable, how do plebs like you actually even live.
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>>63395345

Because it was written well and was entertaining. Stick to your hipster trash like Birdman and Drive faggot.
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Batman using guns here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-HnSeMQ_YA
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>>63395406
neither of those films is good but lobo will always be shit tier and so will you.
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>>63394828
>That green screen is better than Snyder's

How is this possible?
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Is this in the same universe as the Dark Knight films? Or any of the Supermans? Or is this ANOTHER fucking reboot of the characters
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>>63395447

Says the retard who doesn't understand the fact parody characters aren't meant to be taken seriously.
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>>63393368
> many don't want to see in the trailer the conflict with Bat and Sup already resolved as it takes tension out of their fight.
that's where I'm at. I like Doomsday, I wish they had him in MoS instead of yet another "Superhero vs. his evil counterpart" plot. But why show him? They already told us (or maybe it was leaked?) that an Bats and Supes would join forces to fight a new enemy, and they should have kept that a secret.

Also I think WW joining in was the biggest spoiler. Nobody knew how or when she fit in, now we know she makes her first appearance as an ally of Bats and Supes in their first fight against Doomsday.

This trailer was shit. I'm tired of Hollywood doing this where they spoil the movie in the trailer. I'll see the movie but I'm far less hyped, and might not see it in the theater.
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>>63395573
calm down pleb, its not my fault you have shit taste.
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>>63393215
No but this kind of angry guerrilla marketing and antagonizing the potential audience sure has. If I were the manager at the viral marketing office you'd be fired already, you simple cunt.
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>>63391986

He machine guns on his Batbike in the Nolan movies
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>>63393085
>he actually went and composed this picture
Why are Zack Snyder fangirls the worst kind of human shit?
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>>63393090
Ease up on the caps there, sperglard.
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>>63391986
>he says he doesn't like guns.
He meant he prefers grenade launchers.
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>>63395735

I bet Starship Troopers went completely over your head too.
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>>63395718

>now we know she makes her first appearance as an ally of Bats and Supes in their first fight against Doomsday.

No we really don't know that. We see her in a sparkly dress get into a car in the other trailer. This may likely be the first time either see her as Wonder Woman though
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I mean... I understand that he might use non-lethal guns, but even then... why wouldn't he use it all the time? Would be more effective than using batarangs and retarded gadgets. But then you kill the character.
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>>63395950
>Grenade launchers don't kill people, guns do.
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Maybe the grenades are based on Kryptonite to take on Superman, and Doomsday is vulnerable to them too because he's made from Zod.

But I wouldn't bet on it. They have been saying Batman has been much more extreme on his approach since Robin died. I wouldn't be surprised if he's shown killing thugs.
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>>63396145
grenade launchers and guns dont kill. Joker kills.
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>>63393893
This really kinda pissed me off. After Superman's death, the Cyborg Superman found Doomsday's corpse at Cadmus. He said that it was stupid to keep the body, and went on to say how other JL'ers could have killed Doomsday. (I remember him saying something about GL and J'onn.) So where was the whole GL Corps during this time?
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>>63394552
>I think he should be played by Adam Baldwin.

fucking brilliant.
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Hehe... meme
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Superman is a U.S soldier.

Batman is a...
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>>63393127
>Except that nobody knows who Marvel's Thor

if thats the case how come MOS barely managed to make more than a Thor Sequel?
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>>63396783
since Baldwin isnt up for Deadshot anymore (perfect casting)
he can be the mean son of a bitch you smoke cigars.

he's basically blue animal mother.
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"Originally known as "The Ultimate", Doomsday was born in prehistoric times on Krypton, long before the humanoid Kryptonian race gained dominance over the planet about 250,000 years ago. It was a violent, hellish world where only the absolute strongest of creatures could survive.[3][4] In a cruel experiment involving evolution, intended to create the perfect living being, the alien scientist Bertron released a humanoid infant (born in vitro in a lab) onto the surface of the planet, where he was promptly killed by the harsh environment. The baby's remains were collected and used to clone a stronger version. This process was repeated over and over for decades as a form of accelerated natural evolution. The agony of these repeated deaths was recorded in his genes, driving the creature to hate all life."

He's sentient. He's just 99.9% pure hate and violence cause of his upbringing.
>Doomsday dindu nuffin.
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