Thoughts on this show?
The best thing to fill the Psych-shaped hole in our hearts.
I love her
The only live action show I haven't dropped. I wish it had more brain eating scenes and actually showed the brains being cut and removed from the bodies. I also want to see her crack open a skull and eat the brain directly, raw and uncooked.
I had a dream about her last night. She strangled me to death then I had an out of body experience as I watched her bash my skull in and eat my brains.
Pretty good show/10
I like it, but too much relationship bullshit lately
also, the story is kinda slow. everything will be i the season finale again
>>63385128
Max Rager guy is a total Chad, but I'd still hit that
>>63385249
>I love her
This
It's a very good show. She's a solid actress who literally performs a new role every episode. Endearing costars, interesting overall plot, comfy.
>>63385574
She's a real plane jane without the zombie make-up
>>63385599
JANE?
>>63385599
good
>>63385128
I really enjoy "veronica mars and zombies".
>>63385249
I wish I was a cute girl.
>>63385128
Let's see :
>Shit writing
>Shit characters
>Shit plot
>Plot holes out the ass
>main character is a Mary Sue
It's on the CW so there you go
>>63385793
>>Plot holes out the ass
Wanna try to name a few?
>>63385793
>Shit writing
As far as procedurals go it's the second coming
>Shit characters
I bet people barely tolerate you
>Shit plot
For a procedural about a zombie solving murders it's way better than it should be
>Plot holes out the ass
Clearly don't know what a plot hole is
>main character is a Mary Sue
Almost
>>63385870
>>63385128
I prefer her as power ranger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTKZJvceNps
>>63385870
Why would a male having sex with a female zombie turn him into a zombie, but kissing her wouldn't? I mean I could understand a male zombie turning a female into a zombie, since his sperm will bite into her insides and turn her, but the other way around makes no sense.
>>63386055
That's definitely stupid but not a plot hole
>>63386055
>Can you catch HIV from kissing?
>No. Evidence shows that the HIV virus is spread through the exchange of bodily fluids such as blood, semen and vaginal fluids, but not saliva.
>Although HIV can be detected in saliva, it can't be passed to other people through kissing because a combination of antibodies and enzymes found naturally in saliva prevent HIV from infecting new cells.
just replace HIV with Zombie Virus
>>63386055
Why would a male having sex with a female aids infected turn him into am aids infected, but kissing her wouldn't?
>>63385128
It's shit
>>63386133
You can't pass on HIV by scratching someone
>>63386148
your
>>63386055
Holy fuck, do you even know what a plot hole is?
>>63386137
It wouldn't, unless he was circumcised. The foreskin protects the penis from aids
>>63385128
Watched episode one, not really a fan of a zombie virus giving the MC superpowers. Super speed/strength/vision, it's just capeshit.
After that it was just more of the same you get from Bones, CSI, and other shows.
>>63386289
Yea, but shes cute tho.
>>63386166
you know we're talking about a show with a crime solving Zombie?
>>63386305
If that is your reasoning for watching this shit tier show then you should probably just end yourself
>>63386305
Yeah she's pretty cute, I might give it another few episodes to see if seeing her investigating and capturing the bad guys with zombie superman powers still bothers me.
>>63385128
Isn't she supposed to be a zombie? Since when does wearing grey makeup and eating brains equate to being undead? The buttfucking retarded synopsis of this show is the main reason I haven't tried it yet.
>>63386350
>you should probably just end yourself
Yea but how would I watch her being cute tho? lol, you didn't think this through did you?
shittest looking brains i have ever seen
>>63386368
>not muh zombie!
>>63386368
> no true zombie fallacy
get out
>>63385321
What is this
Am I going to have to start watching anime
>>63386405
Reminder that this makes you part of the camp that considers Twilight vampires to be completely legitimate.
![izombie.102.hdtv-lol.mp4_snapshot_39.23_[2015.03.28_20.22.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IQPG6MA.jpg "izombie.102.hdtv-lol.mp4_snapshot_39.23_[2015.03.28_20.22.00].jpg")
Anyone else only watch this show for the cute girl?
>>63386034
Shit, I knew she looked familiar.
Best yellow ranger, right there.
>>63385758
Is that what this show basically is? I'll take Veronica Mars any day over this desu
>>63386462
Explain, friend. This should be good.
>>63386462
and your investment in the classification of fictional creatures makes you part of the camp that will never feel the touch of a woman
>>63386485
at first
I really enjoy Major and Dr Curry now
>>63386394
>shittest looking brains i have ever seen
I think that is due to network notes to tone it down a bit. Being they have gone from slicing into what looked like a brain to what looks like jello. The last ep they took it even lower and now it looks like cherry gummy worms or something.
>>63386518
>she is a zombie
>a zombie is literally a rotting corpse
>she doesn't have the stench of rotting putrid flesh emanating from her
Literally the Twilight of zombies
my waif
>>63386597
>>63386350
This is the most reddit thing I've ever heard
Would you eat out her rotting, undead vagina?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjFEbHJpSik
/tv/ will love this episode
also
>Mid-Season Finale
whats this bullshit?
What's the essential zombifu core?
Did anyone watch that shitty movie starring John Heder that was basically Izombie all the way down to the zombie virus giving you retarded super powers and finding a way to eat brains in a quirky way?
>>63386647
>telling someone to end themself is now reddit
Back to reddit you go. Maybe post on the izombie subreddit with other losers that are fans of shit tier shows
>>63385870
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>>63386714
DELETE THIS
>>63386593
>>63386462
There are people who actually get booty bumbled by people taking creative liberties with made up fairytale creatures.
>>63386593
>>a zombie is literally a rotting corpse
A zombie is a fictional archetype, the depiction of which varies widely throughout media.
>>she doesn't have the stench of rotting putrid flesh emanating from her
She would if she stopped eating brains.
I've never seen Twilight so I don't get the comparison. My point is "don't judge a book by its cover." Admittedly I thought it would be stupid at first too, til I actually gave it a try.
Is this the most shilled show on /tv/?
>>63385870
YOU
>>63386687
Return of the Living Dead 3
![[HorribleSubs] Kotoura-san - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.10_[2015.01.29_02.03.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wDGLqQ7.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kotoura-san - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.10_[2015.01.29_02.03.31].jpg")
>>63386442
There's no point in telling you since that is literally the only good scene in the entire show.
>>63386721
A monster character invented in the 60s a fairytale lel
>>63386721
Considering Resident Evil already had their zombie virus give people super powers without mutating or making them undead (Sherry, Wesker, Hunk) I'm surprised it's not more accepted.
>>63386677
>whats this bullshit?
It's been around for a few years now, Flash is doing it too. With Hamill as Santa Trickster.
>>63386218
bait/10
>>63386687
Why is the brain so small?
>>63386748
You are wrong though most basic zombies follow the Romero trilogy. It's only parodies are shows like this that do whatever they want
>>63386748
I got 2 episodes in and realized how shit this series is.
>eating brains makes her not rot
Retarded.
Its fine that you like a utterly bad show, it just means you have shit taste and enjoy it. Good for yiu
>>63386815
The victim was black
>>63386815
Blacks
>>63386815
She ate a baby's brain in one of the earliest episodes and crawled, had to wear a diaper, wanted breast milk and stuff.
>>63386771
More of the "things must fit into muh classifications or else there wrong" attitude. Bruh, lighten up, it's all fake unimportant shit made for our enjoyment at the end of the day. Stop taking it all so seriously.
>>63386750
It's up there. The show is bad yet there are threads for it is pretty much the definition of shilling
>tfw no qt zombie gf
>>63386871
I'm not even that guy you were arguing with but you saying their is no clear version of what a zombie is was just wrong. Good Day Sir.
Was the shot-for-shot remake of a 15 year old webcomic intentional?
>>63386975
What
>>63386593
>a zombie is literally a rotting corpse
A zombie is a literal impossibility. It doesn't matter how she looks or smells in the show because it's not real and you are a clinical autist for even trying to cherrypick flaws using whatever set of 'zombie facts' you see fit because it suits you.
For all you know she's a zombie revived by some Haitian ooga-booga magic that stops her from rotting.
>>63386912
Is there some kind of board of directors who decides what exactly qualifies these made up creatures? It's fiction, it can literally be whatever you want it to be.
>>63386990
Wish there was sound so I could hear what they're saying
>>63386133
why they can make a cure from saliva?
>>63387052
>>63387019
>>63387027
>>63387036
>grasping at straws now
Just admit you enjoy watching a terribly written and terribly put together show
How tumblr is the show? Are all the villains or almost all of them white guys? Any fag or interracial bullshit? Any GRRL POWER bullshit?
The show is okay but the actress could lose a few pounds
>>63387089
Pretty common trope that certainly predates that comic.
>>63387036
The guy who created the zombie genre gets to when he made the first flesh eating zombie movies.
>>63387103
The main villains are both white guys. The two main heroes are the black detective and the Indian medical examiner.
>>63386350
This. What a waste of time when you can get the same thing just looking at pictures and videos without having to commit to a story.
>>63387129
So once something has been made, no one is ever allowed to ever deviate from the original...EVER? Such a boring world full of unoriginal content you want to live in.
>the only reason anyone watches this shit show is because of waifuism
lmao
>>63387103
The two main villains are white guys. One of them is an insufferable asshole corrupt CEO and the other one is a drug dealing zombie that is so likable and charismatic that he steals every scene he's in and it's impossible to care about the number of innocent people he's murdered. The villains of the week are every combination of race and gender, either one or two weeks ago Liv punched a black chick's face in after the woman maced her.
Liv's bestest best friends are a British Indian medical examiner and a tough angry black manlet cop, she has zero romantic tension with either of them and her love interest is a tall handsome white guy.
Liv is definitely a Mary Sue superhero for some reason that might get explained later. She's much stronger than any other human being but she's also overpowered other zombies, including ones larger than her.
>>63387169
>The two main heroes are the black detective and the Indian medical examiner.
lmao conveniently forgetting the real human bean, and the real hero
>>63387169
the main heroes are the white girl and her white boyfriend you dumbass
those two are sidekicks at best
>>63386368
>>63386462
>>63386593
Vampire used to be zombies before but I bet you still enjoy Nosferatu and Interview with a Vampire
>>63387127
"Two people are playing a video game where they brutally murder zombies while unaware that a forlorn zombie is looking in the window at them" is a common trope?
>>63387208
>continuing to grasp at straws
>She's a zombie because the show says so!
No. She is just a cannibal. There is no reason for her to be undead or be called a zombie at this point
>>63387129
>muh zombies rules
>muh most people know zombies as ____
Most people know Frankenstein as a lumbering green retard with bolts in his neck and a flat head. Should media follow that because it's the most widely known version?
>>63387296
She's also functionally invulnerable to anything except for head trauma.
>>63387248
This famalam. He's the one who's actually a hero. Ravi is comic relief, and Babineux is a secondary character.
Liv is obviously the protagonist and main hero, but her boyfriend is the only other person with a clear character arc so far.
>>63387296
she was declared dead by examiners, put in a body bag, woke up and feasted on brains
needs brains to stay normal too
you're ignorant, thats a zombie
>>63387278
i'll admit I forgot thats what they were playing, just thought she was looking in the window longingly at her ex w a new gf thing
>>63387296
That is exactly how fiction works. Something can't be a zombie for any other reason other than because the writer says so because, this might blow your mind. zombies aren't real.
>What is George R.R. Martin doing right now?
>>63387214
I literally cannot watch any show unless there is a cute female character who I can waifu.
fun show
>>63387380
That was actually really funny, his ridiculous face sold it.
>>63387100
>now
That was literally my first post. And I don't even watch the show either.
>>63387314
If its not going to be anything like the monster why call it that then? Oh cause its a cash grab to get in on the zombie craze. Inb4 it was a comic it was shit
>>63387129
>ideas can't grow, evolve and improve as they spread
you have fundamentally no understanding of human existence
>we might not get a season 3 of iWaifu
>>63387454
Is there some kind of disorder where you NEED to classify everything into well defined unchanging categories? It seems like this guy has that.
>>63387496
pls no ;_:
>>63387496
CW is so hard-up for new shows that they won't even cancel Crazy Ex-Girlfriend yet. What in the world makes you think iZombie is in trouble?
>ywn have a zombie gf
>>63387376
>dead
>perfect skin
>doesn't smell like death
>>63387379
You saying zombies aren't real doesn't help your argument at all. If she doesn't have inherent zombie qualities then she isn't a zombie. Just because she eats brains doesn't make her so. She is just a cannibal that somehow has superpowers. Literally a twilightified "zombie"
>>63386901
;___;
>>63385128
I only watch shows for waifus and this is a good waifu.
>>63386990
EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS QT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>63387496
impossibru anon.
>>63387559
You keep using these characteristics as if they define an actual thing, and not just some arbitrary characteristic some writer cooked up to fit into a story. Is tolkien wrong because a LOTR elf isn't some cheery tiny person who lives at the North Poll?
Do you think she will get many roles after izombie?
>>63387652
No. She'll probably fade into obscurity after season 11 ends.
>>63387549
Isn't it time to put Supernatural out of it's misery?
>>63387380
>playing in shitty asylum series
>>63387647
You do realize Tolkien defined what an elf is right? He was the one that gave the elfs a history. Anything afterwards that is called an elf goes by those guidelines and doesn't deviate far from it.
Calling Liv a zombie is like calling anything that shoots a bow and arrow an Elf
>>63387726
not as long as tumblr exists
>>63387763
it's still fantasy
>>63387763
What is D&D
>all these manchildren watching a dead show
>they only watch it because of a cute actress not because the show is good or we'll written
LMAO
>>63387763
What about a tiny guy who builds toys in the north pole? isn't that an elf? what about a tiny trickster elf from old folk-tales? Isn't Dobbie from Harry Potter an elf?
>>63387314
max pls go
>>63387779
I watch a lot of CW shows (The 100, iZombie, Vampire Diaries, Arrow, The Flash, The Originals) but I've never been able to get into this shit. I think I just watched 5 episodes of the first season and it seemed like boring monster of the week bullshit. The 2 main character guys arent so bad but it was boring.
>>63387790
>>63387793
Still Doesn't make her a zombie.
>>63387800
>they only watch it because of a cute actress not because the show is good or we'll written
I actually think the show is well written. I like the dialogue and the characters are really likable and fun.
>>63387832
Season one is a bit weak and anti-climactic. You might want to try again at S2, S2 through S5 is widely considered the golden age of the show and I think S2 starts with a "here's everything that happened so far' montage anyway
>>63386342
WINNING
>>63387864
>and fun
Is code for "I have shit taste"
>>63387779
That show seems to have infinite life. Some might even say it's... supernatural.
[boo's internally]
>>63387902
>Is code for "I have shit taste"
No it means I enjoy the show and look forward to it every week and I dont really care if its considered good or not by faggots on /tv/
>>63387803
Those are the same principle as this show. They aren't elfs they are just called so. The are pseudo-elves just like Liv is a psuedo-zombie
>>63386503
It's like Veronica Mars except it's a show about a popular and successful tiny blonde girl who undergoes a life-ruining trauma at a party, dumps her boyfriend and becomes a sarcastic crime-fighter with the help of an uptight black guy
>>63387933
You didn't refute that at all. You pretty much just proved my point
>>63387937
I'm pretty sure old European folk lore came before Tolkien and D&D. So are you saying Legolas isn't an elf?
>>63387956
oh so its veronica mars
>>63388069
Except with worse writing and an uglier cast
>>63387933
This
It's not Sopranos/Mad Men/The Wire tier of existentially resonant, creatively awe inspiring works of art but it's a *fun* solid watch.
>>63388158
Calling a show "fun" just means it is inherently terrible at what makes a show good but you enjoy it anyway
Basically you enjoy the taste of shit
>>63388203
pseudo intellectual
>>63385128
comfy. it actually manages to be entertaining and not dumb and cliche
I want zombie Liv to eat my brains, so she would never leave the house and masturbate all day.
Best episode ever.
>>63385758
^
I only saw a few clips and this is exactly what it feels like
>>63386166
You actually can. There has been two recorded cases of such happening. If the one doing the scratching has a nail infection or something of the like, it can happen.
>>63387380
Not writing
>>63386838
>eating food keeps you alive
Retarded.
>>63387380
Probably the same thing Patrick Rothfuss is doing right now.
>>63387905
take your reddit joke elsewhere you walking cancer.
>>63388773
This is the EXACT response I was looking for.
baited and outsmarted
>CW shit
No fucking way ever
>>63386200
i would totally fill her plot hole
>>63389143
>wanting to turn into a zombie
Its one of the nice little comfy shows that you would not call your favourite show but still get happy every time a new episode comes out and enjoy randomly bumping into its' reruns
You know like pushing daisies or something
>>63385870
The paki doctor is honestly top qt
>>63389181
It would be worth turning into a zombie if i got to be with her.
>>63387059
Underrated post
>>63385128
Wow she really likes like a zombie haha but not an ugly one like in walking dead but finally one I can dress up as during Halloween and grind up against my boyfriend haha f*ckn epic show.
>>63385889
"It's not as bad as it could be!!"
Excellent arguments my man.
They just call her a zombie in the show because they don't have an actual name for what she is. They literally say that in the show.
>>63387612
Check her out in Masters of Sex
>>63388753
Selling out? Yep
>Le epic nerd culture
>>63385321
edgy
iZombie out every time I watch it
>>63391128
What?
Eh, it's a bit too procedural for me. I did like that sneaky little party down reference though.
>>63391215
You reminded me how much I love Party Down
quality tv desu
>>63385128
I watched it first for the waifu but it has far exceeded my expectations. I rly enjoy it
>>63391272
>>63391309
men(c+d)
Anyone have a webm of the camsex?
>>63391354
:^)
>>63385870
They all seem so happy and fun together
Almost makes me wish i had real friends and a fun gf
>>63389181
What's the downside of being a zombie? You get to fuck a cute zombie girl and eat brains with her. I'm already pale as fuck.
>>63391424
tell me about it
>>63391473
The borderline schizophrenia and turning into a raging monster when you get really mad seems like a bit of a turn off tbqhwy family
ywn bro down w the cast during all the downtime, snacking and cracking jokes til everyone goes to bed but you and Rose who looks like a qt gremlin here
>>63391516
All those things are positives when you're sharing them with a qt girl
I'm so lonely ;_;
>>63391541
> tfw no qt gremlin gf
;_;
>>63391571
Whatever floats your boat :)
>started watching because girl is a qt
>kept watching because paki doctor is even more qt
niggas mad because no zombie gf
>>63391474
Ya she seems so energetic easy and effervescent - stark contrast to my lonely apartment. Dont think i could make her as happy as she always seems
>>63391618
Its true. Its exactly why I'm mad.
>>63391617
this tbqh
>>63385870
That guy on the right is so comfy he us taking a nap standing up...
Teach me.
>>63391617
^
This guy gets it
>>63387652
My god
I bet izombie goes at least 5 seasons if not 7
>>63391635
>energetic easy and effervescent - stark contrast to my lonely apartment. Dont think i could make her as happy as she always seems
too real anon...too real
>>63391541
why do pakis pretend to like star wars?
>>63385128
Liked it a lot more than I expected
>>63391541
>you'll never have a 3some with major and liv
>>63391742
Palpetine reminds them of their qt hijab gf's
>>63391742
he seems like a legit fanboy tbvh, at least from his social media
When will she eat a lesbians brain and turn into a massive dyke?
>>63391817
Maybe this wee
>Lastly, Blaine forces Liv to do the unthinkable.
She's totally going to eat out Gilda
Source: the episode blurb
>>63386462
Fictional monsters can be legitimate?
So if I make a dragon look like a dog with a fucked up skin condition on its back,name it a luck dragon,I am not legit,and must therefore quit?
Somebody INVENTED every monster,why ate they legit enough to have no need to quit?
Dumbo.
Is this really a 10/10 for Americans? And this is with the best TV makeup you can have.
>>63392053
Average European girl.
>>63392053
>whore actress
You sound healthy bud
She's kiwi for one, and the makeup's supposed to make her look undead.
>>63392053
Literally perfect
>>63392053
>that short, bgi nose, those uneven, yellow teeth, that round head, those crazy eyes.
>>63392088
> Average European girl
> no burka
> not even a fucking hijab
You can't fool me.
i could go for a lil more Blaine this season, i thought they'd be teaming up more
>>63386827
Zombies originated in voodoo - where they were just people reduced to a trance-like state brought about by a magic powder. The powder basically melted their minds (permanently in most cases) letting the vodoun priest control their actions via commands.
Romero basically applied the term zombie to the flesh-eating undead monsters usually referred to as ghouls. It can mean anything now: from the drug-induced slaves, through rotting animated corpses, to brain munching cuties.
>>63387647
>Is tolkien wrong because a LOTR elf isn't some cheery tiny person who lives at the North Poll?
The Happy Little Elves we see in kids books are the recent disneyfication of them. 'Elves' aren't that cute and basically a modern term for the Celtic Sidhe - who were always depicted as mindfuckingly nasty bastards in legend.
iCutie
>>63392053
She's a cute Kiwi grrl - pocket-sized edition.
Alyson Michalka is the legit 10/10 Californian Surfer Girl type.
>>63386368
>he hasn't seen the show
>zombies have to be 'My Own Interpretation"
yeah no
>>63386990
>>63386597
JESUS CHRIST...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN MY BONER??????
>>63394491
I recognize that bikini
>>63394737
Heh. Hellcats thread IIRC?
>>63385870
me on the right
I, uh... made this webm... did I do good?
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Go big, bro
>>63385229
i know, you know
>>63393202
She is fucking a Turk (a hideous one at that). That should satisfy your requirements.
