Anything about characters/writing etc that you can never not hate.
>villain begins diabolical laughter
>coughs and clears throat
>villain is white
>isn't black
>villain begins diabolical laughter
>farts
>this joke is repeated several times throughout the movie
>magic hacking
>>63375786
I liked the one where he kept trying to laugh and kept farting.
>>63375687
>character walking slowly around house
>tension building expecting jumpscare
>hand touches characters shoulder/ jumpscare
>it's their friend inexplicable sneaking up on them
>bomb has a visible timer
>bomb gets stopped with 1 second left
>bomb has nicely colour coded wires
>character looks into mirror and smashes it
>first character suggests something to fix problem
>second character insists second character is overreacting
>problem suddenly presents itself by interrupting their conversation
>second character changes mind and is immediately on board with first character's suggestion
>character starts ranting about another character who supposedly isn't present
>"he's right behind me, isn't he?"
>villain laughs diabolically
>realizes its not that funny and stops halfway through
>main character kills/injures dozens of enemies to get to main enemy
>doesn't kill main enemy because it would be wrong
>>63375687
>female protagonist dies off-screen
>danny boy starts playing
>male character wakes up
>he doesn't have morning wood
>protagonist is a humble, clumsy, good-natured everyman
>morning after a night of fucking each other for hours
>cover boobs/dick with sheet when getting up
>the girl initiates the kiss
>>63375687
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>>63375858
Name one fucking movie where any of these things happen
Idiots
>>63375939
>antagonist is an intelligent, arrogant, elitistic, good looking rich guy
>Which wire do i cut?
>Cut the red one!
>They're all red!
>Picks a random wire and cuts it, defusing the bomb with under 1 second left.
>MC's girlfriend cheats on him with his best friend
Only thing that makes me "Nope!" out of a movie
>teen character smokes pot
>wakes up with a hang over
The good guys compose of a group men of different races led by a strong independent woman with a silver tongue.
The bad guys consist of a group of entirely white men who are emontionally unstable.
>>63377240
Wait are you telling me that you don't get hungover from pot?
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME THEN?!
Hold me /tv/ I may never recover...
>>63375687
>The boy and girl lead interests are goodlooking
>and white
>>63375926
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_d6d-E_DwQ
>it ain't me
>>63375687
>character is wacky, zany, and like so totes random XD
>Protagonist is occupied in an entry level position
>Lives in a vast luxurious apartment
getting harder and harder to relate to Hollywood bullshit while the world keeps getting poorer.
>I need 46 hours!
>I'll give you 5 minutes
>>63377597
>new hit TV show
>three down-on-their-luck Generation Ys
>work in the same McSanderJo's, and make 5 bucks an hour because fuck them
>they share a tiny, one room apartment (literally one room - bathroom, dining room, kitchen, bedroom is all one room and has no dividers apart from what they build) and try desperately to make it work, even though they have to do jobs on the side to pay the rent
>MY LIFE SUCKS, a new sit-com coming to CBS
>>63377288
bonus points if the white guys all have anger issues, hitler youth haircuts, amazing uniforms, clean shaven and once in the movie kills one of their own for failing a task just in case the audience hadnt figured out THEY R ZE BAD GUYS
>Family is ethnic but doesn't speak their native language
>Old grandfather or grandma can only speak their native language
>the family can understand him/her but speak to them in English.
>the grandfather/ma understands English but speaks to the family in their native tongue
>it aint me starts playing
>stereotypical depiction of thug Mexicans in the US.
