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Let me tell you
what being patriotic really is,
you scumbag poop.
This is a great country where a man can sue anyone he wants anytime he wants.
It's a great country because
thousands of people die every year...
from handguns, and,
yet, at this very moment,
you can still walk into a convenience
store anywhere and buy one of those guns.
No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with a Gnab silencer. That's KGB. You prefer an H&K over an A.K. Your surveillance technique is NSA. Your ID is CIA. You received your Ph.D. at NYU. Traded in your GTO for a BMV. You listen to CDs by R.E.M. and STP. And you'd like to see J.F.K. in his BVDs, getting down with O.P.P. And you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside.
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>>63373534
No one cares about your pathetic thread.
>>63373639
>shitting on based Leslie Neilson
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you cunt.
RIP
>>63373064
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
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>>63373238
God this humour has aged terribly.
-Drebin!
-Frank!
-You're both right
Other than the obvious (Police Squad / Naked Gun / Airplane), what are the best Neilsen comedies?
>>63374179
Scary Movie 3
>>63374179
Wrongfully Accused,Re-Possessed and Spy Hard. Dracula Dead and Loving it has its moments
>>63374179
Spy hard
Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP7F7Uw6yP4
POOP DOOPY WHOOSIE HE SAID A BADDY BAD WORD!!!! LE XD
POOPY POOP POOPER POOPING HAHAHAHS
>>63374295
Good post
>>63373866
kek
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