Things in movies you hate
>Character taking a shit
>Doesn't wipe front to back
wat an zimbly ebinc bost
>>63370084
Are you a girl?
Only girls wipe front to back
>Character taking a shit
>Doesn't take a shower after
>>63370684
>>63370274
>>63370115
all this
>>63370084
>character takes a piss
>doesn't wipe the tip of his penis
>main character has a black friend
>doesn't admit inferiority to the bbc and let the black man fuck his wife
Seriously, it's 2015! Can't Hollywood get this right?!
>>63370084
>Character walking in the city with a bag of groceries
>it ain't me starts playing
>The protagonist's love interest boyfriend is a douchebag.
>character accidentally shrinks his kids
>>63370084
>female protagonist dies
>amazing grace starts playing
>>63370861
Every time. 99% of the time IRL it's just a nice regular guy who she'll never, ever leave.
>>63370084
>The car wont start
>>63370684
>character doesn't switch the shower nozzle to high pressure, detatch the shower head and point it up their bumhole to clean all of the remaining poo particles away
