They got a real human bean to host SNL tonight
>>63364194
Who's the black guy
>>63364245
Leon Bridges
>>63364245
Leon Bridges. I don't know who he is either.
...
...
...I host.
Trump about to get stumped
>Cecily's dress
Already off to a good start.
>cecily in that wig and with those tits
>hnng
my penor good god.
>trump open
Based
holy shit her tits
>>63364194
I've never actually seen a Gosling movie. I know who he is but I never watched one. Is he a good actor?
>>63364692
do you people live somewhere very repressed or something?
Fuck you, it didn't start yet
>>63364725
He has bad memory so he never has many lines
I want to cum in Cecily
>Cecily
MUH GAWD
Musical open, all-the-girls-think-he's-hot open or cameo open?
>>63364726
america
duh
>you will never put a baby in Cecily
JUST
>>63364770
That's because someone already did and she's been pregnant with it for quite some time.
>>63364770
>you will never put a baby in Jon
you know
Oh shit!
>pete davidson still in opening credits
Does he do anything besides spew shit on weekend update? I thought he was gone by now
http://strawpoll.me/6190707
lol it's time for this poll yet again
now think long and hard (heh) as you can
i should have timed this better (damn you Sexcily)
MIKE MYERS
wow mike myers let himself go
>>63364796
no she hasn't been you stupid jerk idiot who doesn't know how life works
Mike got fat, man.
>>63364194
>random black nerd wandered onto set
>>63364759
Wow two out of three. Impressive.
hey old Mike Myers!
>>63364759
cameo open.
>mike meyers
does he do anything now or just stay home watching snl repeats and the cat in the hat?
Mike looks like my lesbian aunt.
Hey look, its Mike "SNL is the only place that'll still let me in" Myers.
>>63364841
All 3 now.
>>63364759
HOLY SHIT I WENT THREE-FOR-THREE
>>63364841
actual 3/3, anon
DUDE CANADA LMAO
>>63364865
He does commercials in Canada now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZVJytPS74g
Who looks more pregnant, Cecily or Mike Myers?
>canada
really? this week's already awful
This show is so predictable
This is actually pretty fun.
this is probably funnier when you aren't exposed to canada jokes on 4chan
>>63364759
Dang. A threefer
Nice
>>63364931
Latent Canadian identified
>Settl
Ha, thats clever.
I have the strongest primal urge to fatten up Cecily
>>63364924
fuck you
>it's an SNL tries to redpill its viewers episode
This sketch wouldn't work with guys settling with ugly girls
>I don't have car
Haha ha...ha.......
no woman would settle for jobless 29 year old virgin
What in the hell, that was actually clever and sorta funny.
>Settl
AYYY
Women only care about how much you make in all these dating webstes
>We're getting married in April, which is before my sister.
Good shit.
>>63365006
GTFO SHILL
>you couldn't get a job at GE as a janitor
>>63365001
Do you live in a major city at least?
Wasn't there gonna be an episode of SNL hosted by two people?
>>63365062
Fey and Pohler in two weeks
>>63365062
Next week is Chris Hemsworth
Two weeks from tonight is Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
>>63365062
Two weeks, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.
>>63364194
did he atleast do a Drive parody of himself
ayy lmao
>cecily channeling mcconaughey from interstellar
>beautiful bean
is this the one where keenan is like a prisoner and talks about they're going to get raped in jail?
>ywn give hippy Cecily a big fat smooch on the cheek
Kate McKinnon is too good for this show sometimes.
This is how New York Jews see non-New Yorkers.
This fat chick is kinda qt
GOSLING'S BREAKING
BOBBY'S BREAKING TOO
KATE'S DESTROYING EVERYONE INCLUDING HERSELF
Uh oh, they're corpsing.
I CAME
yes
touch her boobies
>laughing at your own jokes
How embarrassing.
ryan is gone
ryan shit aint that funny bruh
>genuine laughter
>cast almost breaking
>first time in last 3 years
Ryan reynolds really is magical, my god
>it's funny because people are breaking
fuck this show
did she just say fuckin?
AND THATS WHEN U BREAK
that was the hardest i've laughed at SNL in years
>>63365233
normies eat that shit up
I love when they laugh.
Yeah yeah, its unprofessional or whatever, but laughter is contagious. Its funny.
Hope they don't replace that in reruns.
Ryan is now being led backstage to look at pets being killed with machetes.
>>63365228
>Ryan reynolds
>you will never kiss her
anyone getting a weird tinny sound, or is my tv fucked up?
>>63365275
Nah. He's watching this skit.
This skit haha
>>63365273
It's why I fucking love IASIP bloopers.
>>63365288
>you will never kiss him
>you will never do kinky shit with vanessa bayer with her fetish being santa claus
>>63365295
Yeah, I've been getting that for a while. It sounds like a concert or something
>>63365273
If they cared that much about breaking Fallon and Sanz wouldn't have lasted two seasons.
This is funny
I always forget how good of an actor he is
This doesnt feel right, im actually enjoying SNL for once, someone drugged me or something
I'm glad they got a real actor on the show for once.
Thanks Ryan Gosling
is there a stream guys?
>>63365338
Good point.
And this digital video is about twice as long as it needs to be.
You think Refn directed this?
>tfw you will never get dirty with nessa
Nice Natural Born Killers vibe
>>63365350
Mike Myers must've been a guest writter, too
>Vanessa will never straddle you
SANTA GOT KEKKED
crack guesses!
>Best sex
Cecily
>Best cuddles & smooches
Vanessa
>Best to get high and listen to Pink Floyd with
Kate
>Best to party with
Aidy
>cuisinart
They're just like my grandparents
>then how the FUCK did santa get here
See this is what happens when you get an actual person who can fucking act on the show and not some LOL, XD Stand up comedian or some joke of a music host
>director of Iron Man 3
That was actually a funny skit, it had a nice sense of escalation and absurdity that recent SNL really seems to lack.
>Chance the Rapper
Thats odd, usually the "artists you've never heard of" aren't on until the end of the season.
Is this the most sexual Vanessa has acted in a sketch?
>>63365363
http://www.nbc.com/live
but you need a cable subscription
>>63365382
That's okay, I don't like the feel of horse pussy on my lap.
LINK STREAM PLS
>>63365409
I've never heard of tonights guy
>>63365411
There was that one time she was masturbating in the tub
>The nice guy
Must be that Christmas spirit because I'm excited about this episode and that movie.
>>63364825
He's apparently one of the most popular actors on the show despite the fact that all he does is the weekend update
>>63365418
ah fook im in the uk. thanks anyways fäm
>>63365402
Was gonna post this, uhh, not sure that's a good selling point
>>63365409
He's been getting bigger, kind of sounds similar to childish gambino though
>>63365411
she once was masturbating in a tub while reading Shades of Grey
>True detective parody
That commercial is hilarious
blox if youre ere i miss you and love you and i also hate blacks
cecily is hot 2nite
>>63365405
I like the ones where shit gets crazy fast
There's been too many "one joke repeated for five minutes" skits lately but this is great
>it's a pedophile sketch
Oh wow. Goose has two movies coming out. I thought he was just promoting that Wall Street one.
Oh it's Aidy bryant thinks her dad is hot sketch again
>>63365479
I bet we get Jacob for Hannukah on WU
>you will never butter Vanessa's muffin
;_;
Ah, it's the Aidy the DILF hunter sketch.
>tfw will never go to a teenage party with cecily
This is a pretty old sketch to revive...
>>63365491
Hits too close to home?
I'm 80% sure they've done this sketch before
gosling's gonna lose it in every sketch
>>63365452
He's one of of the funnier ones. In fact, I think this current cast is really good. The writing lets them down.
Fire Colin Jost, I say.
>>63365462
Shane Black wrote the script for the Lethal Weapon films. He knows how to do "buddy cop" movies. Plus, he wrote and directed Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
This perpetuates the reckless idea that girls seduce older men.
What the fuck is this sketch?
>>63365460stream2watch.me, click on NBC, or wait until it gets uploaded to ProjectFreeTVyou're welcome.
>>63365562
A very old sketch
>the fat one is weird and awkward
man how original
>>63365562
It is NOT Buck Henry
>>63365539
do you know where we are
>>63365555
nice quads
>>63365509
Don't get my hopes up.
>>63365555
Yea I know, any of those would probably be better to put rather than iron man 3
also, nice digits
Wasn't her name Melanie?
DONT LOOK AT THE CAMERA, RYAN.
>>63365598
yeah, he fucked up
I want to fuck cunny Vanessa
Aidy Farley
Total Chris Farley move.
Chris Farley is back!
FARLEY LIVES
>Cecily
wew lads
>>63365616
I'd fuck 13 1/2 year old Aidy
>Trying to be chris farley
JUST
Mental note: watch Telenova.
>>63365649
Nice bait, bro. You're really gonna go to jail over some chubby teen pussy?
>>63365666
BREAK
>>63365616
>>63365647
wh-what did I miss, I just tuned in
provide screencaps if possible pls
>Literally who music performance
Time to get dinner.
That Amy/Tina movie looks pretty stupid but their choice of trailer music is tops. Just watch the video, mute if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNFxyIPdZWY
that just do something joke in telanovela where he grabbed her tit got a chuckle from me
49 posters? Man, where is everybody? capsbro isn't even with us
I hope i have a milf wife like eva longoria when im in my 40s, 60s, and beyond
>>63365689
Get some webm well you're at, please
>>63365700
>dinner
it's after midnight man
Check out Norman Bates on the guitar back there
>>63365718
Capsbro's dead.
What language is this now?
Nigga this aint the great gatsby get off the stage
>>63365738
Did he get aids from Charlie sheen?
>>63365574
wew lad. much appreciated, thanks. did i miss the goose? the musical guest's on atm, never watched full episodes of SNL before, so not familiar with the format
>>63365738
Did he get aids
this actually isn't too bad
h-heh ill make music that hearkens back to when my grandfather was young, t-thatll show them that im talented and original
I feel like the dude's got a decent voice but this song is just...off. Timing's all weird.
Better than most snl performances
This sounds bretty good
>>63365774
better than being some fucking ghetto rapper
>>63365774
>getting this triggered
If I see this fucking lady gaga ad one more time
>>63365789
i think thats his style, i heard it in other songs
Lady gaga is hot but that nose messes her face a bit.
I want to fuck lady gagas perfect ass for days
you never who you will meet at B&N, maybe your future rapist
that song is rapey as fuck
Do you think he's related Todd or Jeff Bridges?
>>63365799
>snl will never have drill rap
wl
was the trump snl good? i didn't care enough to watch.
>>63365835
>implying Lady Gaga didn't initiate sex with Tony Bennett
>>63365843
it was a fucking trainwreck
>>63365843
FUCK no. Worst episode in years.
>rashida jones
DROPPED
ray liota must be really fucking desperate now
>>63365843
more cringe moments than anything. a few solid moments though
>>63365835
Everyone says this but just old fashioned negotiation. You know she wants to stay and the guy is just playing along. Nothing rapey about the game of seduction
>>63365843
It was awful, and I'm generally pretty tolerant of snl
NBC detective drama with Jennifer Lopez and Ray Liotta
>>63365843
It was straight trash homie
>Barry Levinson
This gonna be like Homicide?
>>63365718
I can be your Capsbro. Armed with a shitty composite video capture device.
sigh, looks like its time for the daily show segment
>>63365891
Damn it's like watching through an 80s filter
Is anyone else getting distorted sound?
>>63365843
no, it was terrible, maybe the worst of the season
HEB THE KUCK ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63365843
It was unholyingly shit.
IT'S 2015 SAVE PLANNED PARENTHOOD
Oh look, they're soapboxing again.
>>63365914
yeah, the sound's a bit off
>>63365944
was this from 1996? where's Norm?
She's gonna take the top off
This character is old as fuck too
jesus christ cecily
my boner is raging
Holy fuck I wanna bang cecily
Take the top off too
It's so hot in hurr
Ooh, I like this new character...
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
I need screencaps of this with cecily clevage NOW
>>63365891
Yeah, I'd rather let you not be Capsbro. Looks worse than watching videos off my Windows 98 monitor back in the day.
Get a better VLC, or don't do it at all.
FUCK
BONER TIME
Muh dick
She's heavier than he is.
dat Cecily
whoa she has really hairy arms
>Cecily
I'd open her jar.
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>women in tech
CECILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>63366025
Is that a problem?
Suck that shhhhiet
I really need that to be a recurring character.
>flipping hair seductivelythat's my fetish
>>63366004
It ain't VLC, man, I'm using composite video to capture this.
If only I have an S-Video cable.
I know a lot of girls like that, unfortunately
I fucking hate sports jokes.
Post Cecily pics from tonight
>there's no Jay Pharaoh as Stephen A Smith to talk about Kobe Bryant
>>63366039
Not unless you're French. Just kidding, but really, it's not that hot for a woman like her, at all. In fact, it's a bit troubling to my dick.
Dammit Disney, you won't be happy until we're all wearing collars, will you?
