What would you do if you could control time?
Go back in time and fuck your mother so she'd have a better spawn.
>>63343284
start all over again with today's knowledge
>ywn
>>63343284
I would just break the remote given the opportunity to control time. I wouldn't do it.
>>63343306
You can't go back in time it's not a time machine you autistic twat fucking kill your self
Stop 9/11
stop time and shit on my boss' desk
Pause a lot
>>63343284
What the fuck is with that photoshopping
>>63343371
>control time
>can't actually control it by turning it back
fuck off with your shitty power then you dumb cunt
rape
>>63343362
>first answer isn't rape
shit thread, start again please
>>63343376
It never happened. Go to New York City right fucking now and the twin towers will still be standing. Why elementary school teachers still parade this lie is beyond me.
>>63343284
Pause time in a mall pickpocket everyone
Pause time at the airport pickpocket everyone
Pause time when i see a qt steal her panties, cum on them and put them back on her thenpickpocket her watch her as i unpause time so i can see the acknowledgement of my semen running down her legs
Go to headshops on april 20th pickpocket the stoners for money and marijuana
>>63343284
I press the upside down LIFE MENU button
>>63343284
I can. AMA
>>63343284
>KEK
cannot unsee
>>63343655
please fast forward to where i get a gf
>>63343284
Set a control function where I rewind time the second after I orgasm to the beginning I orgasm so I can orgasm for 10 hours if I like.
Im a guy btw
>>63343284
Kill Hitler.
save the world??? hahaha no...molest people
>>63343695
You would die
Rob banks and rape.
>>63343362
I'd learn programming and "invent" myspace, facebook, youtube, snapchat, and all those other m
billion-dollar projects.
>>63343586
i'm sensing a theme here...
rape
For you Meme
creampies
molest
everyone
>>63343586
>Pause time when i see a qt steal her panties, cum on them and put them back on her thenpickpocket her watch her as i unpause time so i can see the acknowledgement of my semen running down her legs
>>63343376
>travel back in time to stop 9/11
>get attention from the goverment
>realizie 9/11 was a inside job
>get shot
and this is how your story would end
>>63343586
>Not mentioning surprise sex
Fuck every bitch that I've come across with while simultaneously ejaculating into all my enemies' mouthes
>>63343655
I'm about to ask a question. Please answer it now with a link to this post.
On Click you don't control time, you can only go back to see stuff you did or go forward to a certain point in your life, but leaving someone to take care of it.
The most useful power Adam Sandler had was PAUSE, the only one with no drawbacks and you could like steal banks and shit with it, and he just used it to fart on the Hoff's face.
Not sayind it wasn't a cool movie.
>>63343284
is just me or adam flip flop's wrinkle face is shoped?
>>63343691
:^)
>>63343586
>Pause time when i see a qt steal her panties, cum on them and put them back on her thenpickpocket her watch her as i unpause time so i can see the acknowledgement of my semen running down her legs
that hot t b h
I would kill people tbrwy famm
Get a job and contribute to society
>>63344043
>tfw
>>63343284
I would browse /tv/ all day like I always do and fast forward when I'm out of new posts to read
Pause time then go to sleep so I don't need to spend any real time sleeping.
>>63343376
>go back in time to prevent an event that is the sole reason of you going back in time in the first place
i wonder what could possibly be flawed in that reasoning
>>63345414
*tips fedora*
Get 9 or 10 in all my exams, winning the lottery several times, and do other retarded stuff just for fun.
>>63345414
m u l t i v e r s e
>>63343284
I would go back in time and opt not to watch that shit film.
>>63345847
fuarkk
Nicole Zimmerman is the name, new fap waifu
>>63346140
>fap waifu
Hi redit
>>63343284
I'd rewind time and kiss her when I had the chance.
>>63346186
this
>>63346160
>>63343586
You're just asking to get caught.
>Dear, I think I've been pickpocketed!
>So have I!
>Sorry for overhearing you two, but I've been stolen from as well.
>Mr. Security Guard, we've all been robbed!
>That's so unusual. I've had 2 dozen reports already of pickpocketing. More than I typically get all year.
>We were watching the tapes and noticed this glitch where this man seemingly teleports. I'm calling the FBI.
>Mr. Director, this is too perplexing. There's only one man that can handle this.
>Excuse me, Mr. Mulder?
pause time and jack off for fucking forever
>>63346256
What would happen if you paused time and then the remote breaks?
>>63343284
Do like my Japanese pornographic films and fuck schoolgirls on a bus
>>63343284
fix my mistakes
and then help others
>>63346538
You selfish fuck. You have this incredible power and you opt to take care of yourself before anything else?
>>63346186
>tfw never had any chance
>>63346466
Pretty sure there is a Twilight Zone episode of this.
who /rape/ here?
>>63347156
It's not rape if they can't refuse
>>63343362
this, my #1 fantasy is to be transported back to my 4yo self, but with all my present knowledge.
It would bring some psychosis issues but I would be such a fucking gangsta
>>63347190
>>/r9k/
lewd stuff at first and then I'd realize if I became rich I could do lewd stuff all I'd want so then I would try to become rich
>>63346186
>when I had the chance
fucking chad
>>63347222
also, of course, rape
This reminds me of an earlier thread with Hollow Man and invisibility.
>Rape: The Human Being
Yell "Za Warudo" and use it to walk a few feet before unpausing just to fuck with people.
>>63347301
>Not getting a steamroller and leaving it in the area
Shit prank bro
I'll tell my young self to not waste time on forum boards and also RAPE!!!
Well I would continue on with my life. Learn as much as I can through out the years. Then when I'm 50. I would fast forward to the year 3000 and see what technology they have and study that. When I'm 80 years old, I would travel back to when I was 4 years old. I ask my dad to put me in boxing and other Mix fighting arts. By the time I'm 17, I would gmhave graduate college because I'm a genius. I would join the Army and become a Green Beret. I'll do this for 8 years. Then after I get out I'll be 26. I would have won tons if money from the lottery and from stocks. I would move to Detroit. There I would began building my Batcave, Batmoblie, Batwing and my suit. I would become Batman.
>>63346466
In the Click scenario, he could neither break nor get rid of it, try as he did.
Why is everyone so vanilla?
Pause time, kidnap, tie them up, THEN continue time and begin bdsm fantasies
>>63343371
Oh yeah? Then why is there a rewind button, big guy?
I-I mean smart guy?
>>63343586
This is basically what I would do only instead of taking their money, I'd take the qt's dirty, worn out flip flops.
>>63347546
Vanilla is my favorite flavor.
Checkmate
>>63347546
>stop time
>run across the sea to England
>kidnap emma watson
>enjoy
>>63343284
nothing
>>63343284
Go back 10 years and not live life like a shut-in dumbass.
I would collect obituaries. I would find out the exact time of death for a lot of people, not just celebrities. Then I would show up wearing a long black hooded cloak and carry a scythe at the time of their death and touch them.
>>63343734
I'm a big guy
>Stop time
>Masturbate/fuck a girl
>Resume time
>See how she orgasm in front of everyone
Just like my animes
>>63343284
Pause time and sleep then wakeup and resume my day.
>>63348474
>implying your small dick can make a girl orgasm
who /Glaucon/ here?
>>63346047
Who the fuck is Liz?
>>63346466
Suicide after all the rape you could possibly want
>>63347380
Or I'd run around fisting redheads. Probably all the above though.
