How can you fuck up this badly?
>>63340902
BOYS
>>63340902
>comic book movie
>villain is silly and on the spectrum
I don't see the problem here?
>makes the villain in Watchmen gay
>makes the villain in BvS gay
Does Zack have a problem with gay people?
>>63340902
>>63340902
link to the video?
>>63340953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yViIi3gie2c
>>63340953
go fuck yourself son
>>63340902
Snyder is harnessing the camp comic book movie energy of CIA
>>63340944
They were just as gay in the source material
>>63340964
>go fuck yourself son
wow rude
>>63340958
Thanks!. It's gonna be worse than Avengers 2.
It looks fine though
I'm sorry but this movie doesn't make any sense.
Batman is just a normal human, Superman is as far as I know several times faster than the speed of sound and he has unbelievable strength. He could kill Batman before Batman even knew what happened.
This isn't even up for debate like Goku vs Superman. See? People have been putting Goku up against Superman for years now, that's how strong Superman is.
They should have called this movie
>Superman & Batman
(stronger hero gets listed first of course)
not
>Batman vs Superman
.
I don't know why anyone would want to watch something so stupid, let alone the hype this movie gets. God I fucking hate people.
Do NOT get into a fight with this guy. XD
>>63341384
Next DBZ film is Goku vs. Yamcha
>Wonder Woman shoehorned in
>Eisenkike going full meme
>Batman and Superman team up to fight unquestionably bad guy
Well shucks. I wanted to like this movie.
>>63341384
Superman is weak to red sun radiation, it removes his powers completely.
He is also not only weak but vulnerable to kryptonite, and things derived from it. Like a force shield for example.
He is as vulnerable to magic as any human, so let's say, medusa head would petrify him normally, WW lasso is still works normally on him and a basilisk look would kill him.
Batman dealt with kryptonians in multiple occasions with different methods, so no it as easy as you think.
>>63340978
Lex wasn't gay m8
>>63341532
> it's as easy as you think.
well yes, thanks for agreeing with me
![zack-snyder-deadlifting[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BsAtcLW.jpg "zack-snyder-deadlifting[1].jpg")
>>63340944
Zack "cum inside her" Snyder is the saviour of masculinity
>>63340921
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>>63341136
Fuck off
>>63341569
Forgot to put a *t on *not you autist.
>>63341384
>trying to have a logic explanation of superheroes
you're probably baiting, but if you're not, you're missing perspective on this.
Have you read any of the comics? Does realism matter in any way? No it doesn't, cause superheroes are just fantasies. We want them to be invincible, so they are, and we don't want it to be explained or in a shortcut way cause otherwise, it spoils the fun.
In the end, it's all about fun, not getting all philosophical about them.
>>63341685
enjoy your capeshit you retarded faggot,
Was Zack Snyder raped by a gay man when he was a kid?
Why does he have to turn literally EVERY SINGLE FUCKING villain in his adaptations into flamboyant homossexual?
Or is he's just a dumb ass that think that everyone who disagree with him is a whinny fucking bitch boy?
>>63341384
In the time you took to post this you could've rewatched the trailer and seen that superman literally says "stay down; if I wanted you dead you would be"
>>63341706
enjoy trolling your day away, asshole.
>>63340902
I know right.
Superman and Batman movies are supposed to have BORING characters. How dare they put someone that actually has some kind of personality and is amusing to watch. They fucked up badly dawg
>>63340902
This is going to be a disaster.
Even the 'I'm just putting up an act I'm dark and moody alpha all along" possible prospective is not enough to save this repugnant mess.
and that Jew fag actor is making of worse.
>>63341384
Batman has deus ex machina behind him, hes literally 2smart4u guy that has the money and tech knowledge to create little toys like a kryptonite gun or someshit, and smart enough to create a plan to use it well.
thats basically the character in a nutshell, he once had a plan to subdue/kill every other hero in the Justice League
t.nerd fag
>>63341384
>He could kill Batman before Batman even knew what happened.
>says in the trailer "If I wanted it, you'd be dead by now"
yeah that doesn't make any sense
>>63340902
>faggots liking this lex meme reddit tier """Personality"""" and calling it interesting.
![1434235533860[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KiUMPIg.jpg "1434235533860[1].jpg")
>>63341760
>>63340902
is that michael cera as lex luthor???
>>63341760
hey Reddit!
TALKING ABOUT ME BOYS HMMMMMM?
>>63341384
Did you even watch the trailer?
>>63341941
>>63342009
>he sits there, his chair squeaking under his enormous weight
>red-faced, approaching cardiac arrest
>autism flares, causing uncontrollable scratching of his patchy neckbeard
>wipes the cheeto dust onto his stained XXXL t-shirt, furiously typing GO BACK TO REDDIT or REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>selects appropriate le ebin pepe frog reaction pic
>sends
>contentedly returns to eating buffalo wings
![VMSQy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nQMtWay.jpg "VMSQy[1].jpg")
>>63342041
>>63342041
>>63341723
Zod was gay?
>>63341941
>>63342009
Agreed. Superman and Batman movies are boring. Jesse Eisenberg's Lex has more personality than all the heroes combined. It's a mistake to put him in the movie, I'm with you on this.
>>63342079
Even Zod come out as gay when he decided that was time for some drama. After man of murder crushes his plans.
>>63340902
D R O P P E D
>>63342142
>nazi is literally apart of their race
poetry
>>63342142
you realllllllly didn't figure that out from the last name Eisenberg? fucking really?
![GatesReddit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SoLMZ5Q.jpg "GatesReddit[1].jpg")
>>63342129
![414L9cNQSwL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TFFY3HK.jpg "414L9cNQSwL[1].jpg")
>>63342062
>i made some brownies
those are obviously little debbie fudge brownies broken in half
>>63340902
ive never watched a super queero movie in my life but watched the trailer for this and was wondering how young are you people that watch this shit?
>>63340902
Capshit already reduced to this. what a waste of space
>>63342295
if you're going to pretend to be a mature adult that is above super hero movies, you probably shouldn't say 'queero'
>>63342347
ok, kiddo
So where are we on the 4chan movie hype cycle
Denial?
>>63340958
my fucking sides. Is the joker supposed to be a trap this time??? haha. why does he talk like that?
>>63340944
Ozymandias was always gay lmao
>major spoilers in the trailer
What's the point in watching half the movie if I know Superman and Batman are going to team up with a Jew to fight superzod now?
>>63341384
Lex Luthor is a rich guy without powers and more Superman comics are built around Lex Luthor vs. Superman than any other villain
>>63340902
Daily reminder
>OW! HOLY MACARONI! YOU DO NOT WANT BATMAN VS SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE WITH THIS PERSON! YEEOW! YOO HOO HOO HOO!
what did Zack mean by this?
>>63342041
>contentedly
>>63344197
You're trying too hard.
>>63342041
Sheev do you even realize how hard it is to eat buffalo wings while shitposting? Trust me, I've tried.
>>63340953
here you go. familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqdG04sj8sE
>>63345570
How exactly did MC hammer fix this?
It happens all the time. At least once a year. The Amazing Spider-Man 1 (2012), Iron Man 3 (2013), The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014), Fant4stic (2015, Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice.
>>63340902
I feel like his career is about to end.
>it's another entire city is destroyed superman movie
christ he's a hack
>tfw there are actually people defending this portrayal of Luthor here at /tv/
I'm not surprised when Reddit pulls shit shit, but I expect better of you people.
>>63343186
Because
A) it was already the official synopsis, they control what people know going into a movie for a reason and this may or may not be a big deal at all
B) there is still no concrete context
I seriously can't understand the level of 'shock' there is about this. People have to be delusional about something to feel like you were ruined on plot if you already know the movies dull title and the movies coming up after this.
The intriguing narrative points in this movie were never about whether or not these two characters would come together for a threat. It was about why they were at odds, the character interaction and exactly how they golet into the multiple fisticuffs. Which is still unclear
