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favourite infomercials?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU
>>63336524
Flavourwave Oven with Mister T
Shamwow
>>63336524
any billy mayes add
the WEN hair care add from the early 2010s that had the hot blonde
>>63336590
How the fuck did he fall the ladder didn't even move.
>Melt It Off With Mitch Gaylord
I remember watching this on TV and seeing the model using the weighted ball. You could totally see her vagina through her grey shorts. It turned me on big time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcFpI24QhA
>>63336652
he missed a step on the way down
>>63336590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W9mx6ORSM
>>63336524
Used to watch this one whenever I could find it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc
>>63336524
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4TSn8lXf58
>yfw this guy killed himself in jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mubCkCAEiDQ
>>63336524
I heard this is the most controversial informercial in the UK
>>63336822
>Lapre died in custody from an apparent suicide on October 2, 2011, while in jail awaiting his trial, which was scheduled to begin on October 4, 2011. Lapre died from severe blood loss after cutting his throat with a razor blade.[1] The autopsy report stated that Lapre died of massive blood loss and had wrapped himself in sheets to conceal any blood loss from prison officials.[15]
that's fucking metal man
https://youtu.be/0i6HkV_jO0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5woNs9WRE
Darrin's Dance Groovesdat young Erin Andrews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RU7Q_Q_Phg
>>63336688
Fucking Mark3611, I used to watch all his shit
>EVEN YOUR DOG
>>63337136
Kek I love when they try to fuck up
>>63336690
fuckin classic. all of the characters seem to out of place. like they wanted to hit certain demographics but couldn't think of a reason for them to all be together and went "fuck it".
>>63336524
i need more
All knees bow to the lord of infomercials.
>>63336690
That's a classic right there
>>63336524
Who is that semen demon?
>>63337189
Like this?
Obligatory
Hard to go wrong with a knife show but I'm partial to this classic. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FREND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otmm5E5DL6Y
damn
>>63337106
>>63337136
>>63337163
>>63337271
I'm dyin here.
Anyone remember the Blu Blocker commercial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Png-PC0ews
>>63337282
>THE DEAL DAT DUM NU'N BOUT
>I ERR DIS AWF ERLIER DIS EVNIN
I can't even understand him, he's just too Southern
>>63337316
Got ur back fám
>>63337242
Exactly
>>63337364
>pours the glass just fine
>everyone flips the fuck out
christ did this family serve in fucking Vietnam or something?
What's with Americans and pouring liquids anyway? They had no trouble dropping shit in Vietnam
The one where the Riddler teaches you how to get money from the government.
>>63336822
Speaking of guy's who went to jail, I loved Kevin Trudeau's Natural Cures They Don't Want You to Know About
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpXoB8esIwo
>>63337426
Whoops, meant to say that spilling coke is the scariest thing that can happen in every infomercial
>>63337413
this fucking guy man
>>63336524
HIGH TEST
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>>63336524
10 days into nofap and you niggers posting shit like this wtf
>>63337508
Just look away
How do I become an infomercial actor?
Shit looks fun as fuck
>>63337031
OMG I never knew this was a real thing.. it was one of my favorite quotes from UP. Holy shit, mind blown.
I even think they put the actual infomercial playing in the reflection of his glasses...
>No Magic Bullet
>No Burman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc
its even better if you pretend it's the morning after an orgy
>>63337558
If you think infomercial scouts are near you should just act like you're having a stroke. Remember to spill your drink!
>>63337598
Bitch you think you're dealing with total casuals? >>63336690
>>63337598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Gn8jt55LQ
baby bullet is goat
>taking over your friends baby shower to peddle crap
>>63337455
It's a fucking dog-bowl for humans.
Do Americans have no shame?
>>63337663
Jesus christ I should have watched the video before posting it
>>63337231
Sammi Marsh Tbh
>>63337713
You're welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neBBqkH8cbU
>>63337686
holy shit saucee
>>63337346
>american gourmet cooking
where are the sexy infomercials?
>>63337686
SOURCE
>>63337747
the name is Kacy Hill is all I know
>>63337750
Right herefuck off to a porn board
>>63337772
>>63337747
Kacy Hill
>>63337786
but op's post had one
>>63337740
you're a fucking prince m8
>>63337084
Nostalgia
>>63337732
>first thing I do is check to see if they're coalburners
this website, I swear to god...
>>63337740
Jesus christ, my boner.
The only way they can get away with that is because it's on a channel nobody watches.
>>63337740
And boom goes the dynamite
>>63337796
That's why I'm saving this thread with PURE and HONEST infomercial gifs
>>63337678
It's called progress you philistine
>>63337413
>>63337456
Source
https://youtu.be/HPC3mLNL3B0
>>63337271
I will never get tired of this.
>>63337787
>>63337782
thanks m8s
>>63337806
It's only natural man, you don't want to touch something that's disease ridden.
>>63337782
GODDAAMNNN SHE FINE
>>63337663
2spooky
>>63337740
10/10 would have stayed up till 1am to jerk it if we were in 1998
>>63337740
the test is real
>>63337806
Sometimes it's better not to research at all.
But finding out that 90% of Page 3 models take bbc was a hard hit.
>>63337828
Why are you picking me out and bullying me? Also that's not pure, that one you just posted is depressing, I felt really bad when i first watched that "informercial"
>>63337740
>>63337820
>erect nipples
>>63337663
holy shit
>>63337877
why does it matter?
>>63337721
Fucking kek
>Oh no the knife is actually cutting it properly
>better start cutting horizontally
>>63336690
If only all commercials were as comfy as this
>>63337806
She is married. Her husband is filthy rich.
>>63337919
why do husbands or even boyfriends let their wives/girlfriends do slutty ass modelling?
>>63337907
Jesus why didn't they just take another take?
>>63337879
Familia please
>>63337902
Çuck
>>63336524
dat fertility
>>63336652
>>63336658
You're both wrong, you can cleary see the step he's on give out under his weight and bounce, he tries to step down to correct this but is already off balance too much.plebs
>>63336690
Good morning Burman!
>>63337934
I would like knowing that all the other men wanna fuck her.
>>63337934
Do you know what a trophy wife is? It's not a trophy it she's stuck in the basement where no one can notice
>>63336690
fucking swingers
>oh hey you fucked my wife last night
>how would you like your omelette?
>>63337740
Thank you for the diamonds, anon
>>63337972
I wonder if the host chick and that other chick who is clearly her sister fucked or watched each other get fucked
>>63337687
> EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxZxYZdzpWk
Favorite vid.
>>63337740
ho
lee
fuk
>>63338015
dammit /tv/
>>63338015
You just know they spitballed the loads into the magic bullet.
They're a little too happy about watching the others drink their smoothies
>>63337740
where can I get a gf like this?
>>63338081
3 X L
X
L
>>63336690
IT WAS BREAKFAST
THEN TEN MINUTES LATER THEY START DRINKING
>>63337747
>>63337772
>>63337782
>>63337856
That webm is made up from shots from American Apparel
>>63338276
It's a week long fuckfest, what do you expect
>>63338277
[desire to buy american apparel intensifies]
>>63336690
Oh wow I remember this. Fucking god tier writing. The central mystery of what happened last night is so powerful. Amazing character development. The old woman with the cigarette. That asshole who wants everything in his omelette. Genius.
>>63336690
Why are they having the zodiac killer over for breakfast?
>>63336690
who /broccoli/?
13.33
>>63336690
C'MON MIMI, EVERY SINGLE DAY?
>>63336690
>>63338348
Based /Hazel/
>>63338303
The founder and CEO was a total freak, but he was good at what he did
http://www.businessinsider.com/dov-charney-forced-out-of-american-apparel-2015-8
He pretty much did what anyone else photographing "art" of naked chicks did- have sex with them in exchange for furthering their careers (or saying that he would)
Living the dream. He probably boned her too.
>all this talk about the magic bullet
>no mention of the BULLET EXPRESS
make way for the GOAT train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOHmhtlj3y4
>>63337948
what?
>>63338352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dglzYQ73Is
this nigga knows
>>63338385
that thing was shitting pepperonis
>>63337877
>But finding out that 90% of Page 3 models take bbc was a hard hit.
what do you mean
>>63338378
that fucking sucks getting forced out of your own company you built.
>>63337668
I always get a kick out of that Planned Parenthood ad.
>>63338378
What a man
>>63338385
>Putting ketchup on turkey meatloaf
FUCKING AMERICANS
>>63338385
Ohohoho Ralphy boy you schmuck
https://youtu.be/WE1Ok7P3m_A
#2 is the best
all models are whores
>>63338585
i don't believe you
>>63338597
habeeb it
>>63338378
>It allegedly details “Charney’s use of electronic storage media belonging to the Company for personal purposes to graphically document his sexual liaisons,” some of which occurred in his office.
Maufuckin' bjs on the company camera, a true hero.
>>63337663
holy fuck
Jacoby dubs were great
Mighty Putty
>>63338430
BBC station or the dick?
>>63338706
>coby
boody
>>63337504
Jesus. Most of them I can tel what they'll be advertising, but this I have no clue.
>>63336690
based classic saw it a million times, reminds me of the times nothing was on tv and you were bored as hell
>>63337740
BLACKED when?
>>63337663
Da hell man?
>>63338745
What about this one? >>63338002
Is it some kind of hand napkin or a waterproof umbreller?
>>63337740
Their accents add to the hardening
who red devil here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRW8FcUoc-g
>>63338277
I would ruin her.
>>63337663
@4:00
>>63337740
HIGH
>>63338385
>Yeah, I've never seen a food processer like that!
>Excet for the fact that you bring it out and talk about it EVERY time we're over, you smug cunts.
>>63338081
sum ting won
wee too lo
>>63338385
just bring on the food mick!
>>63336688
oh god I'm crying
>>63336690
>tfw Americans have nostalgia for commercials and say this is "comfy"
>>63338664
DIAMONDS
seriously did this guy really fuck those models? how many? fuckers living the dream and we are on 4chan fuck this shit
>>63339207
His life has been described as the "fantasy male mid-life crisis"
>No Claire Sutton/Catherine Huntley mommygf to milk me daily
why exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLVgghH65-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMdD_JCFUc
>>63339231
jesus fucking christ where can i find this bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sstCC7T0Do4
>>63339231
Quit posting this below average girl you fucking thirsty nigger
>>63339283
dude thats the hot mom in the inbetweeners shes so fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1zLK2PLZ5o
>>63338385
>not washing his hands after handling raw poultry
>>63336690
Burman is Bill Dotrive levels of JUST
>>63339297
Her name and modeling choices have already been mentioned several times in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0dRcdyizU
>>63339353
Fuck who is this semen demon
>>63339318
>below average
Yeah OK there budd, how's being gay?
>>63336690
Who's the semen demon in blue?
>>63339335
hahaha they're all dead I outlived them all
>>63336690
americans are scary :(
>>63338385
kek. I have never seen someone literally eat minced chicken...that looks absolutely disgusting.
also
>30 seconds in the oven
> perfectly cooked pizza
how do people believe that shit?
>>63336690
>Ey oop luv, 'dost tha want a smoothie ye great soft shite?
>>63339386
I guess if you're around fat fuck mongoloids all day she is a 10/10 but there is nothing hot about her except maybe her body which is PAINFULLY below average, barely about a prepubescent boy. Fuck off
>>63339386
MOAR PLS
>>63339414
>30 seconds in the oven
> perfectly cooked pizza
Happens on cooking shows all the time so people are used to it, they would often have the meal ready to come out as the one they just prepared goes in, kid.
>>63337663
nice package
>>63336690
>Burman 'My head is fucking pounding, I wish this limey cocksucker would shut the fuck up'
>>63339433
I bet you're really fat.
>>63338180
Become a darts player
>>63339462
what's that got to do with anything?
>>63339440
im well aware of what they do for cooking shows and infomercials you dingus....
my question is how are people so stupid to believe that pizza cooks in less than 30 seconds.
>>63339414
>minced chicken
It's minced turkey breast, but where the fuck do you come from that you've not seen minced chicken?
What do you think is in chicken nuggets/chicken patties n shit that you get from various take away stores?
How does minced chicken look any worse than minced beef or lamb apart from being blood red and laced with fat?
>>63339399
Just like his girlfriend.
>>63339469
bitch got the thinnest lips i ever saw tbqh family
>>63339492
So it's true!
Low self-esteem creates a need to overcompensate by having "ridiculously high standards" that aren't even real because you'd be lucky to even see a girl like this without her running away in disgust.
>>63337208
J U S T
U
S
T
>>63339515
Nobody believes that you dingus
>>63339536
fucking goddess this is now a Kacy Hill thread
>>63339523
> putting minced chicken on nachos
That is absolutely disgusting and you should be ashamed for even thinking that it looks good.
You cut chicken up into chunks....and throw it on there.
>>63336737
>That feminism pandering at the end
>>63339536
Not true
I have low self esteem and extremely low standards
>>63339536
not the guy you were talking to just acting. looks like someone recently took his one semester of psych.
>>63339535
It was the colour of her lipstick
>>63339564
>chunked chicken on nachos
Shredded or pulled is literally the only way to put meat on nachos.
>>63339335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Z7O9Xe57E
>>63339553
clearly they do because it goes with the whole "story" behind the fucking infomercial.
> HURR NO FOOD
> RELAX GUYS ILL JUST PREP AND COOK PIZZA IN 30 SECONDS>
>>63339536
That wasn't even me you were replying to, now kindly fuck off with your below average girl you fucking THIRSTY mother fucker
>>63339581
It ain't true for everyone, but it's common.
>>63339586
I'm a TV writer.
>>63339469
>you'll never be James Wade
Why even live?
>>63339586
*asking
>>63339590
uh what her upper lip is fucking non existant
>>63337282
Someone answer that fucking phone for the love of Christ.
>>63339603
You're questioning the gullibility of infomercial characters. Are you retarded? Or just autistic?
>>63339611
>I'm a TV writer.
what do you write for or is it a big secret like your gf from canada?
>>63337483
>Chair opens easily into correct position
>FUCK IT
>>63339631
>what do you write for
Your mom.
>>63339564
Ok so I thought you were talking about the meatloaf.
It's cooked chicken, it's shredded by the machine you autist.
"minced" usually means raw meat.
You're confusing terms and showing how much of a clueless jackass you are
>>63337328
whats happening here?
>>63339627
THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
You fucking imbecile....
the fact they even suggest it is insulting and just flat out retarded.
>>63339653
nice dubs
>>63338745
>Not knowing about delicious banana beer
>>63339681
>Have you ever tried to cut fresh bread with a blunt blade? Might as well cut it with a doorstop!
>>63339686
Pretty mad there... hold up my 20second pizza is almost done
>>63339686
People watching the commercial would want to see the finished product retard. Just like every cooking show.
>>63337548
whats the product here?
>>63339536
>that delicate toe touch
>>63339806
4chan
>>63339732
>MY PENIS WHEN THIS THEAD
>>63336524
sauce
>>63339800
> I WANT TO SEE THE FINISHED PRODUCT
> Lie out their fucking teeth and show something COMPLETELY different
Its false fucking advertising you stupid fucks...
WAKE UP.
Did you NOT notice that the nachos went in looking like a mount of cheese and garbage yet when they came out you could see every chip with proportionate ingredients?
Or the fact that pizza was loaded sky high with cheese yet came out looking completely fine?
Autistic or not, its just annoying that shilling for cheap shit like this cant even trust their own product to make something that looks that good.
>>63337740
>>63337820
>>63337862
>>63338081
Honest to god mfw only mouth more open.
Thanks, based anon.
>>63337282
is this what hell is like?
>>63339469
fucking people to pay to see guys throwing darts... Fuck you all UK you fucking bonkers.
>>63339860
>WAKE UP
And smell the pizza?
>>63339860
>thanks for ordering from 10 second delivery!
>>63337663
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63339867
well at least her husband isn't black
The greatest thread, thanks guys
>>63337740
BREHS
>>63337663
>Special delivery for Jenny
>>63337740
>that blonde
hold me brehs
>>63339940
Those who marry football players are the girls who married blacks, true. And that's pretty common in bongland.
>>63339996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k
Ceramic knifes from asia
>>63336524
>>63337732
>>63337740
she's not even hot, like 6/10 at best.
Also literally no ass.
>>63340066
low test skinny fat manlet detected
>>63339358
>we may need emergency surgery....in the studio
>>63340077
enjoy your fridge, more real women for me fuccboi.
>>63340043
At least not married to African-American
they think they were kings
>>63340081
Looks like the autistic camera operator just waltzed over and started talking
>>63340092
traps arent women mr tiny
>>63336524
I want to destroy this white woman and spread a new virus upon humanity.
>this is a 10/10 in Bongistan
top kek
>>63340192
Welcome to Sillicone Valley
>>63336688
>first you fly, then you die
>here's an another one of my favourite positions
>now watch this overkill
Every time
>>63337740
Why is the UK so degenerate? They basically have a website where you can put models in different underwear and have them parade around for you. http://www.knickerpicker.com/
>>63340156
Kill her ugly husband first
>>63336690
There's no way the magic bullet crushes ice.
>>63338385
>POTATOES OG ROTTEN
Do americans even attempt to speak properly
>>63340250
>>63340250
>so degenerate
I dont think that words means what you think it means
>>63336690
Holy shit, I watched this at night for 6 or 7 years straight and always thought it was the epitome of infomercials.
A piece of my teenage years has been redeemed.
>>63338385
>Ralph
God, I love him.
>>63336690
>putting a whole tomato and a whole onion into an omlette
Is this an american thing?
>>63337820
>>63337862
>>63338081
Ive printed these out and cum all over them
>>63340250
>http://www.knickerpicker.com
Here guys, saved you some trouble:
http://www.knickerpicker.com/bras/dd/125/arabella-plunge-bra
>>63336690
still entertaining as fuck to this day
>>63340606
Post them
>>63337740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z40ZDS1bT34
Wait, is the delivery guy the guy from the original Magic Bullet ad?
>deepest lore
>>63340673
Of course he is, he's going around to baby showers to find desperate single women for his orgy weekends
>>63340620
>mfw this fucking site
I don't see why the britkeks would care about losing normal porn when there's this.
>pick the 36E/F
>click Walk Forward
>mfw
>ESTE TOAIA
every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey-fZakHcJQ
>>63338385
>call your family over for a nice family meal
>peddle your pyramid marketed blenders
>>63336688
>The only tears you'll cry are tears of agonizing discomfort
>>63340250
>that blond qt with the short hair
God fucking damn I want to absolutely savage her holes without mercy then cuddle her tenderly afterwards
My cum shots to this are so yellow and insignificant
>>63340847
Post pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P72qvW8BAhk
>shit in a childs room
>>63338385
[desire to buy intensifies]
h-help me guys! I know its probably shit quality but it looks so handy
>>63340250
do i need flash for this or something? i only see regular pics
>>63340938
think to yourself why they need to smash cut between starting the blending and showing the finished product
>>63337678
>It's a fucking dog-bowl for humans.
they eat out of them in schools too. it's training.
>>63340947
Yeah you can click the arrows and get them to walk forward, turn around etc.
Ive taken a lot of caps of the posted video. Im so high on cocaine I cant even cum to them tonight.
I ran out of foot cream to rub on my dick.
>>63341004
>people pay thousands of dollars for sherbet that stops your from cumming
I guess there's a market for everything
>>63336688
>His old account gets hacked
>He makes a new one
>It gets taken down
Why do the greatest poopers have the most trouble with their accounts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNhB0R-bIQ
>>63341034
Honestly, Im about to pass out. When I wake up and jerk my cock off like crazy, huge amounts of cum will jettison out of my cock.
>>63341076
I wish I could be there to swallow it against your will.
Is the magic bullet/ bullet express actually good?
I know they've clearly cut out all of the preparation and cleaning time in between each meal they show being made, but is it better than standard consumer blenders or a cheap gimmick that breaks easily?
>>63341091
You can finger my anus and then comment on how soft my toilet paper is.
I only say that because no one ever says anything. Lets snuggle.
non-american here
wtf is an infomercial?
how is it different from a regular commercial?
>>63341129
I want to snuggle until 8am and watch Angry Beavers in bed while eating fruit loops out of the same bowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nmEqSD_MBQ
>magic bullet to go
>>63341107
I've heard the blades are very weak and most vegetables have been cooked for a bit to make them softer.
I'm sure there's devices like MB Express made with actual quality
>>63341161
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infomercial
TV-shop
>>63339196
This holy shit
what the fuck is up with you people?
>>63341161
https://youtu.be/0GHQ146jcHc?t=32s
>>63337663
>tfw your infomercial is really a cleverly disguised missing persons report
>>63341107
holy shit they're still selling them for 60 bucks on amazon. any way my friend got one from a thrift store a while back but they stopped using it pretty quickly. a regular blender is better a thousand times over.
>>63341178
https://youtu.be/5nmEqSD_MBQ?t=387
>Hazel comes out of Burman's tent
Magic bullet ads have deep lore
What is Mimi's history?
>>63341277
Mimi and Mick hold swinger parties and sell blenders because they're caught in a pyramid marketing scheme
>>63341177
Only if youre wearing a shirt too small that exposes your really cute panties and you let me snap the elastic.
Ill be your muscular beaver anyday
>>63337031
crying
>>63341177
I dont want to lose you, please respond
>>63341466
I'm here...I just don't want you to hurt me.
The last guy I confided in only pretended to like The Angry Beavers in order to use me...
>>63337031
>My producers just told me it's not a horse
I don't believe it
who else fapped to Denise Austin in the wee hours of the morning?
>first to get up
>get ready for school
>turn tv on
>denise austin doing yoga
>unzips dick
every time
>>63338385
That would be hell to clean after every use.
>>63341617
Kek
I love how in all of the magic bullet appliance ads the time estimates for the same task get progressively longer with each new informercial
>>63341931
And in just onnnnnnne.... Twwwooo..... Thrreeee
>holds down button for clearly 4 seconds
>Micks face when the shit isnt blending as fast as it should
>>63336690
wow, I almost forgot about this. truly the greatest.
Does anyone actually own one of these things?
HAZEL IS A FUCKING SLUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmBQF1ft-s8
>>63342117
Jesus christ
>>63340365
He's English you cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lWL0BIHlA4
Miracle Blade with Chef Tony
I never knew magic bullet were so self aware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEHqM3miQKA
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