Why does he look so goofy throughout the recent trailer?
Because Batman's a fucking goofy as hell idea.
>>63314689
why dont bad guys just shoot him in the mouth
Capeshit is shit, but these dubs >>63314722 are fantastic.
>>63314703
His facial expressions are Clooney-tier.
Probably because it's a man in a rubber hood with pointy ears.
>>63314722
he doesn't have those opaque eye things
>>63314722
Impressive, very nice.
>>63314689
Because he's a big guy
>>63314722
FUCKING PSYCHIC CONFIRMED!
>>63314689
Because he's a grown man dressed as a bat.
>>63314703
Pic related never looked goofy
>>63314734
Reminds me more of Adam West honestly
I mean look at him
>>63314689
The ears on the cowl are too short, makes his forehead look big like he has downs.
>>63314772
>no black eye makeup
Marvelfags on suicide watch ever since the trailer came out.
>>63314799
I wish it was adam wests batman. that shit was fun as fuck.
>>63314793
That's true but don't forget those movies were made by people with some actual unique vision instead of just aping the shitty comics to get dat 'I understood that reference!' nerd cred
For example in BR they designed the suit to look sleek to match the new look for Gotham
>>63314793
>>63314916
Are you kids new? Everyone rode Keaton's Batman for being a retard with pouty DSL's.
>>63314916
Batman Returns' story and script are complete shit tho. It might be the best looking of the 7 (now 8 with BvS) as far as visuals, design, cinematography and art direction are concerned, but it's plot is fucking crazy.
With that said, how the fuck do I save webms?
>>63314865
Why are they? the trailer looks shit.
![Batman.1989.mp4_snapshot_01.35.39_[2015.08.13_23.29.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e04qAZV.jpg "Batman.1989.mp4_snapshot_01.35.39_[2015.08.13_23.29.15].jpg")
>>63314958
Keaton got shit because he was up until then a comedic actor. After 1989 'everyone' shut the fuck up.
>>63314982
alt+f4
Is X-Men your first and only cape movie series?
>>63314689
I prefer this batman over the last one.
>>63315039
and he prefers you :)
:D~~~~c======8
>>63314703
You can laugh at me for fedoras all you want but the characters Batman ripped off back in the day like The Shadow and Zorro honestly are far less retarded looking and almost lend capeshit something approaching credibility.
>>63315039
baka
>>63314689
It's the eye makeup.
>>63314958
I was there anon, no they didn't. Everyone thought Keaton was going to be complete and utter shit. They petitioned Warner Bros. to get him recast. I was one of the people that went to my local comic store to sign the petition actually. I was angry and hurt that WB and DC would play this kind of joke on this, for you see, I couldn't fathom Keaton being anything other than a DYEL, balding manlet in an Adam West costume.
Then I saw the trailer and soon, the movie and as soon as he said "I'm not going to kill you, I want you to tell all your friends about me", I shut the fuck up and quit whining. There's a reason people were upset when he dropped out of Batman Forever or why he's so lauded to this day. He was fucking GOAT.
With that said, Affleck will probably surpass him. Keaton Batman never said "son of a bitch" or "shit", so Affleck is gonna top him.
>>63314689
I laughed when I saw him wearing a fucking coat over the costume. Was he trying to use a disguise for his disguise? Was it cold out?
>>63314722
>>63315204
I think it's camouflage mixed with the rule of cool. It conveys that he and his comrades are living in the dirt and fighting Superman's regime until their last breath.
>>63314689
Could be worse
>I thought she was with you
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>63315312
I want someone to add the Seinfeld theme and credits right after he says that.
>>63315288
So how should he look just after getting stabbed?
I simply dont think he does, he looks like Batman.
>>63315455
>>63314916
Its the exact opposite of sleek and thats why it looks so fucking awful. No matter what if he cant turn his neck or struggles to even walk I will never take this shit seriously. Batman does not wear black rubber, if he was wearing Adam West's costume I would have an easier time taking it seriously.
>>63314722
>>63315312She's not my friend.
>>63314689
I think some actors, no matter their appearance, just look goofy as fuck when they're in the suit. It can't be helped. Affleck and Clooney are suave guys but look cross-eyed in the suit. Bale wore it well.
>>63315528
Nigger walks fine.
You're right about the head turn, but it was a necessary evil to get the right look for the cowl. Atleast he didn't have short, stubby cat ears or look like he had to take a shit in his suit like Affleck.
>>63315528
It'd be pretty great if they all wore colorful spandex. Oh well not having a retarded looking Batsuit is a great start.
>>63315599
In that exact gif you can tell its a completely unnatural walk where he cant move his entire torso
>>63314722
>>63314722
>dubs AND prediction
Jesus christ this thread is fucking off the rails
I can't take that fat ass Ben as a real menacing threat.
>>63315667
We will never have fully accurate colorful costumes, anon. The current batsuit is the closest and best though.
>>63315599
He has those ears because its an adaptation of the Dark Knight Returns costume instead of a completely baseless original design. I swear, people are so stupid.
>>63315770
You're reaching, that's how Keaton walked as Bruce Wayne and Batman. Had a bad ass "I I don't give a fuck" swagger to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn_FMsoTkGY
That cowl blows.
>>63315872
Yeah? And it looks stupid. I loved the Dark Knight Returns, but Miller's art was absolute shit. The female characters looked like men, Batman, Joker and Superman got larger and fatter looking as the comic progressed, it all looked horrible.
He's a fucking Bat, not a little mouse or kitten with small Adam West ears.
>>63315974
inb4
>m-my god, Batman killed that guy
>B-batman doesn't kill
>>63314689
>>63314703
>>63314772
>>63314793
>>63314799
>>63314916
>>63314991
>>63315599
>tfw no horror batman movie
>>63316337
Already happened senpai
>>63316660
not a true one tho desu
>tfw you realize Batmans costume is subliminal messaging for big black cocks in clear magnum condoms
SHITCUNT
>>63318011
>tfw just want another Batman solo flick and not this meme shit
>>63316337
We'll probably get a Batman horror game. I mean fucking Telltale is making a Batman game just after Arkham Flop came out so anything goes with the Batman brand.
>>63318081
You don't know what sex feels like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=355Fk8drgZE
"THAT SON OF A BITCH BROUGHT THOR TO US"
What did Bin Hamin Al-Fleqi mean by this?
>>63315122
KEK
>>63314722
Sheeeeeit
>>63318138
That picture literally looks like a screenshot from the end segment of arkham knight though.
>telltale
Haha. get fucked.
>>63314722
What script are you using?
>>63314689
No. Fucking. Neck
>>63314689
He looks like George Clooney on drugs in the trailer...
>>63316082
small ears goat get out my face
>>63319727
Then what is his fucking head attached to, you retarded cunt?
Take your gumgam ass to sleep.
>I am Batman bin Aflicki, have you bowed to allah today
>Superman is LITERALLY a Jewish made creature of Dajjall
>Kryptonite is actually the hardened tears of our prophet Mohammed, only the might of the KORAN can defeat the Jewish Dajjal
>Go to the cinema in the name of Allah!
Now this movie sounds exciting
C'mon guys, lets not fight about the different Batmen. Keaton, Affleck and Bale are all great.
The enemy should be Marvel and Disney here, not BASED BATMAN.
>>63319982
Hello, namefag.
>>63314703
I can't be the only one who thinks his neck looks fucking funny.
>>63320051
>C'mon guys, lets not fight about the different Batmen. Keaton, Affleck and Bale are all great.
How the fuck do you know Affleck is great?
>>63314689
did you edit his eyes he looks derpy here
>>63320087
I've seen it.
>>63316337
Check out the Dark Knight Returns movie made a few years back, some good scenes in that
better than expected until wonder woman came out and ruined it t b h
>>63314689
Fuck you. That's Batman.
The cowl is going to look goofy from certain angles no matter who wears it.
How does it make /tv/ feel that Batfleck is bringing his religious views in the movie?
>>63320535
Why does Batman have balls on his chin?
>>63320535
Maybe molding "furrowed brows" into the mask to make Batfleck look mean was a bad idea. Maybe.
>>63320887
It's imprinted there from all the times he defended mudslimes.
>>63314689
Ben Affleck's face always had gentle hints of Down Syndrome.
>>63315122
Did anyone think this was going to fucking work? And who were the preferred choices?
>>63320869
because one pair isnt enough for fucking batman
>>63314689
It's because he cant turn his head or look up or down without twisting/arching his back
>>63322370
he can now
>>63314689
The eye slots aren't aligned right, it makes him look cross-eyed.
>>63322119
sir I give you reddit gold
>>63314865
>Suicide watch
100+ million views in 24 hours for Civil War
versus
BVSDOJ 40 million views in 48 hours.
Yeah nah.
>>63314689
THANK YOU. Finally.
>>63314689
Because batman looks retarded when you can see his eyes. the only time he didn't look like some dumb ass in a costume was when he used the sonar thing that made his eys all white.
>>63314703
his face here looks fucking hilarious in this scene.
"I thought she was with you" lmao that was so awful. it's the type of shit that you'd see and hear in a Happy Madison comedy.
>>63320781
So they have him on camera abducting a young girl so he can use her for sexual purposes?
Why hasn't he been arrested yet?
>>63314722
most impressive, but check these.
>>63323132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqdG04sj8sE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goCCVfXX7zg
>>63323554
kek at the first one
Because aesthetically Batfleck makes zero fucking sense. Batman shouldn't really be some fuck huge dude in a padded muscle suit. How the fuck does he sneak around he's gigantic. We're supposed to believe that he's jumping on rooftops and gliding at 240 pounds? And that no one would guess that the 6'4 dude with an ass chin in a suit isn't the same as the 6'4 dude with an ass chin in a bat costume aren't the same person. Fuck outta here. 5'9-5'11 lithe Keaton/Bale style Batman makes more sense than some muscle head bulked out freak. Better for martial arts, sneaking, overall aesthetic. Frank Miller ruined Batman.
>>63323789
Dickbats is best Bats
>>63323789
Except the miller batman isn't the guy that always skulks in the shadows. He strikes fear into people by literally beating the shit out of everyone and being a massive man beast.
There's this thing called different canons.
>>63315122
nice story.
Mor prove that he is best batman, the Birdman movie. Here in EU i cant think any other movie with him.
>With that said, Affleck will probably surpass him. Keaton Batman never said "son of a bitch" or "shit", so Affleck is gonna top him.
lol what? why is saying cursewords progressive?
>>63323554
that laugh track needed to be louder.
>>63323937
Exactly, and it goes against the very nature of the character. A man relying on ninja skills and intellect rather than being a hulking asshole, having to take down each crook one by one. Canons like Miller and Arkham that make Batman some unstoppable tank beating up 200 people is retarded, and it looks like Batfleck is taking that route
>>63323789
you need strong muscles to climb silently and crouch, anon. Start some bodybuilding exercises. At least squat just to see the sort of effort and muscles you need
batman would look like a male gymnast, those dudes are way more buff than affleck
>>63324145
>it goes against the very nature of the character.
Which nature? You talking about his first appearance in detective comics way back when?
>>63323789
>We're supposed to believe that he's jumping on rooftops and gliding at 240 pounds?
You can believe a billionaire who dresses like a bat to fight crime but his being muscular is too far?
>>63324164
Kek. Look up pictures of professional climbers and martial artists. They aren't fuckhuge body builders at all, and are more toward the lean body type.
>>63324207
The basic temples of the character are an anassiming playboy, intelligent in science and detective work, with ninja abilities and fighting style. The fact that Arkham Batman can fight 1000 people, get shot, stabbed, poisoned and find 400 riddler trophies in one single night is retarded. And then to have the characters say "BUT HOW YOURE JUST A MAN". No. The dudes practically a demigod nowadays.
>>63324214
Not muscular, Super Sayain roid muscular. It makes no sense. Scott Adkins is an example of someone who would make a great Bruce Wayne.
>>63314722
this didn't get enough love
>>63323789
>batman crouches in the shadows, his twig leg breaks
>his lack of carbs to get his waist small makes him weak
>the roids to make his giant shoulders killed his ball's production or test, he just gives up and creates a bbc sissy tumblr
>>63324323
>an anassiming playboy
U wot?
Also why do you keep bringing up the entirely irrelevant Arkham Bats who is only like that to support a specific gameplay style.
As for the demigod thing, yeah. Batman is kinda infamous for having the most blatantly unbreakable plot armor in existence.
>>63324393
Batman is heavily modeled off the tropes of the Scarlet Pimpernel. A hero by night who assumes a foppish, annasuming persona during the day in front of people. You're gonna tell me that's not a character staple?
>>63324454
>annasuming
>anssiming
what the fuck are you saying
>>63324490
i think he means unassuming
>>63324497
Typing from mobile lol this tiny screen is shit. Yes I mean unassuming . All I'm saying is that it's a little dumb how impervious to everything Bats is. He's still some dude in a suit at the end of the day
>>63324554
If that's what you're saying then him being muscular as all fuck is more accurate than not.
>>63324362
Would have been pretty cool desu to have this dude in a year One remake.
>>63324602
agreed, people would just assume he's a self-involved roided playboy like zyzz or that rich instagram guy
>>63324602
Muscular isn't the problem. TOO MUSCULAR. The reason he looks goofy in the trailer like OP said is because the character suits a more lean, ninja like body type. Ben Affleck is 6'4 and nearly 240 pounds, and from the looks of the trailer he'll be the same run of the mill unstoppable Frank Miller bullshit that's been plaguing the character recently. Pull back the plot armor and let the guy have some weaknesses already, he's more uninteresting than supes nowadays
>>63324650
>Implying Dan Bilzarian isn't already Batman
Dude seems pretty chill honestly
>>63324670
So what you're actually saying is "not muh batman!"
>>63324323
>>63323789
are you forgetting that this is supposed to be fucking aged older guy?
he couldve been otter slim dude
you fucking cunts forget that its not batman in his fucking prime
>>63324712
At the end of the day yeah I guess that's what I'm saying. I just hate KNOWING a character is going to be unstoppable. Some of the best material of the character comes from the vulnerability of his more human side. Not being fuckhuge and a genius with a gadget fro everything ever. I put one of the more recent stories down and stopped reading when they showed him with red sun gauntlets.
>>63323789
You could be 5'6 or fucking 7 foot it wouldn't matter. The dudes a billionaire genius with literal armor and an Arsenal of gadgets and years of training. This particular Batman in this particular canon is huge, while there have been smaller Batmen before. They're all regardless covered in massive plot armor
>>63324795
He was up against a jokerified supes, brotendo.
What the fuck else should he do now that they are trying really hard to make kryptonite somewhat uncommon?
>>63324795
> the character comes from the vulnerability of his more human side
for me the buff aspect helps that. You dont climb and crouch for years without tearing muscles and recovering. The "super stealhy agile anime skinny fast ninja" seems far more op than the alternative
I think Superman should look svelt since he's all chilled since nothing can hurt him and he cant work out properly
>>63324970
>svelte
I love that word.
>>63314689
>Why does he look so goofy throughout the recent trailer?
It's the nose. It's fucking hilarious.
>>63324970
You're mistaking my point. Being buff and lean is not being a super skinny anime character. I'm against him looking like fucking Broly levels of roided out muscle
>>63324921
>Implying this isn't the problem with the character
He should have been shmeared on the floor in two seconds but no, much krypton its gum ass pull!!
>>63325136
>much krypton its gum ass pull!!
Try again with less memes and more grammar.
>>63323789
>lithe Keaton/Bale style Batman makes more sense
and dropped. Fucking retard.
Wonder Woman is the only one who can make Batman smile.
>>63325258
>Kekk
Kek
>>63315396
>>7786390
>>63325230
That's just like your opinion man.jpg
>make Cavill and Affleck hit the gym constantly
>roid them up
>put pads in their suits anyway
>>63325303
well shit how do I link it?
>>63325312
No, its not an opinion. If your entire criticism is he's too bulky to be agile but think a rubber dildo suit is better you are objectively retarded
>>63325339
Literally opinions mate
>>63325367
Whether or not a criticism can be applied to something else is factual, not an opinion.
>>63325323
Gotta get as close as possible to Frank Miller's fridge like physiques from the comics.
>>63325323
>>make Cavill and Affleck hit the gym constantly
>>roid them up
>>Let Galdot the kike get away with looking like a stick insect while playing an amazon
Muh equality right guise?
>>63315396
fixed
http://webm.host/a5b00/
>>63325339
>implying Burton's suit still isn't the best
Those eyebrow bones are menacing as fuck
>>63325415
Im not implying that you fucking idiot im saying your criticism can be applied to that ten fucking times over so its idiotic to then say one is significantly better than the other when by your own standards they are both shit.
>>63314689
He's a goofy guy.
>>63325384
Criticisms are opinions you fucking sperglord asshole. Christ take your autism pills anon, it's ok if people like Keaton more than fat ass Miller Batman
>>63314722
how the fuck
>>63325445
>your
I'm not that same anon you were originally arguing with, but he's got a point. Batman isn't meant to be a Gears of War character, he's a businessman. He should look like Maguire did in the first Spider-Man.
>>63325405
my sides
>>63323306
he is allowed to have at least 9 wives. dont oppress him, shitlord.
>>63325474
>>63325491
That is literally irrelevant to what im saying. If you say "I dont like this because he isn't agile and it doesn't make sense but I like this other one despite it being even less agile" that is a factual inconsistency and pointing that out has nothing to do with an opinion on which I personally prefer.
>>63325393
muh pay gap
>>63325533
Keaton's costume is fine except for the neck.
>>63325533
Batman is a ninja business man. Making him into a Gears of War FUCKING KILL RAWR brute is retarded. Keaton and Bale look like they can be regular people and be batman in and out of the suit. Batfleck is literally one big muscle
>>63320535
>>63325618
>Batman is a ninja business man.
>tfw no noir Batman movie that portrays him as the worlds greatest detective.
has everyone forgot that this is what his real super power is? How the fuck did the fight scenes and gadgetry overwhelm this aspect?
>>63325230
Fat loser.
>>63325258
even the comic is calling him a kek
>>63325323
that meme would look better with proper sadfrog
>>63325730
This is my whole fucking point. The dudes too overpowered now, it's not fun to read his stuff anymore. Dick Grayson bats was the closest we'll ever get
>>63325648
You turned him into a bounty hunter from star wars.
Ben Afleck can't act
>>63325862
He act well by capeshit standards.
>>63325878
>>63325862
his usual low-effort gen x voice is pretty shitty for Bruce Wayne, especially after hearing the voice in either the arkham games (even origins where he's more angry and growly)
Cavill sounds like a proper 40s-50s Superman
>>63325950
theres a reason its called English, and not American
>>63314689
>Implying Christian Bale looked better
>>63314722
Jesus.
>>63325405
Underrated.
>>63314722
Good lord
>>63314722
>>63325405
very nice
