ITT: Hollywood people that post here
honestly if i had to take 1 guess at this it would be either her or gosling, and it's a real fucking shame that they aren't together.
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>>63307120
DOBSONE CARNIVALE
>>63307278
That's the greatest meme of all time. Sadly forgotten.
RIP Carnivale
Max Landis and James Franco
>>63307096
I think she's actually too autistic to post here, if that's even possible
Dane DeHaan.
I'm 99% sure she starts threads about herself and her sister here. And sometimes Dan threads
>>63307096
already confirmed several times
>>63307440
Actually, the true extreme autists don't post here; they just lurk. Some are even so advanced that the entire concept of messageboard scares them because all human interaction scares them.
/tv/ posters are the alpha gods of autism.
>>63307664
>>63307706
this is something I encounter with female autists
they know of 4chan, but they say they just lurk and are too shy to post
Cavill and Vin almost definitely
Jeremy Renner practically confirmed
T Swift confirmed
All memes aside I wouldn't be surprised if Brendan has found his way to /tv/ by now
Chris Hardwick but he's hardly relevant.
>>63307723
>people STILL fall for this in 2015
Max Landis
Loads do, I bet.
I think it must be refreshing to just be any other person.
Its nice to think that she needs validation from peasants like us because she knows she will get the truth.
>>63307776
Fuck you max
>>63307775
Taytay does post here. She's the one that makes all the anti manlet threads
William shatner
Adam sandler
Josh gad
Deadmau5 (posted on /mu/ with proof)
Dweezil Zappa
That's all I can think of
>>63307878
>Adam sandler
Why him?
>>63307440
how is she autistic?
and does she actually visit /tv/ ?
>>63307878
Why Dweezil?
Sky Ferreira
>>63307906
Didn't you see the shitstorm when Pixels came out?
>>63307917
He posted on /mu/
>>63307878
>Shatner has actually been to 4chan
Jesus Christ
>>63307929
wrong. Dano is a patrician, he posts at r/films
>>63307915
Autism isn't confirmed but she's top level introverted and socially awkward. Communicates with gestures on the rare occassions she's out of her trailer while on a setunless it's about her feet. She loves talking about her feet.no seriously watch an interview or BTS with her and she's badically silent and closed until her feet become the subject. Then she suddenly starts rambling
>>63307973
All those films are classics
>>63307973
>>63307878
>Adam Sandler has been to 4chan
He should star in the 4chan movie as a shitposting autist.
Literally confirmed
[Spoiler]if the same team that made Kill Your Darlings does College Republicans it's going to be GOAT [/spoiler]
>>63307921
real human bean
>>63307973
Well you can only choose films from Criterion library for that top 10 anyways...
>>63307975
im now suddenly more attracted to her now i know shes slightly weird
i watched a few interviews and she seemed chatty enough, just couldnt make eye contact much
>>63307593
> And sometimes Dan threads
kek
>>63308038
>College Republicans it's going to be GOAT
>hollywood is making a movie about how the evil republicans are taking over colleges maann!
ugh
>>63308103
so fucking based
>>63308071
It's about Karl Rove running for chairman of the National College Republicans organization in the 70s with Lee Atwater running his campaign. Not "closing of the American mind" stuff
>>63307723
how deep does the rabbit hole really go?
>>63308030
I'm pretty sure that's what he was in Pixels.
Weren't there 4chan references in the original screenplay?
>>63308103
Why did you have to remind me of her
>>63308061
The no eye contact thing is a weirdo give away.
Watch her brand new Jimmy Fallon interview. She's doing fine until Jimmy starts making unexpected jokes and wants to high five her. The moment something doesn't go like she expects her entire body language falls apart and she starts slurring. Look at how she gives the high five.
That's a sign of autism much more serious than liking anime or wearing a fedora.
>>63308103
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wFQCfqbjkg
RIP Brit Murph Aston misses you
>>63307096
Justin Bieber, to be honest.
and Ben Affleck once.
>>63307765
>jeremy renner confirmed
sauce pls
Shia LaBeouf (I'm actually Shia Labeouf)
>>63308318
prove it
>>63308318
Post pic with timestamp
You used to date rooney's sister right
>>63308218
im dying at how she high fived him lmao
>>63307775
i'm always baffled at this, like when people mistake a nude amateur chick for a celeberity even though they look nothing alike.
i still remember when everybody on fark.com thought kirsten dunst was posting there. people are retarted
>>63307973
He's a true patrician.
>>63308318
Prove it mang
If you are really, I watched like 4 hours of you watching your films. Was comfy AF.
Literally no one.
>>63308218
link pls
>>63308341
>>63308218
Someone make a webm of that high five this is 10/10 cringe
>>63307973
such a try-hard
Hey /tv/! It's me!
>>63307765
>see Hardwick thread titled "is he really a nerd?"
>write long post on why he isn't
>watch his stand up special
"So there's people on the internet who say I'm not a nerd. Let me tell you why that's bullshit!"-type-diatribe
>kek
>mfw I made him sperg out to prove he's a sperg
>mfw I don't even care I just like playing devil's advocate here
>mfw I have no face
>>63307975
I'll need a link.
Zelda Williams posted on /v/ once
>>63308525
>Zelda
makes sense
>>63308413
https://youtu.be/s_oOIDAAWF8?t=43
you probably found it already but here
>>63308554
>>63308525
>>63308507
There's a famous bit from the behind the scenes of TGWTDT where she's pissed because they hired a foot double. Someone must have the subtitled gif.
>>63307455
I could believe this one, considering how much her tits are spoken about.
>>63308217
yfw her last were "I'm dying mommy"
>>63308561
i didnt just sum santa clip thanks
>>63308103
Is he autistic?
>>63308504
He's faux nerd
>>63308575
Why would she visit such an abominable place?
>>63308663
at least discussion happens on /v/ instead of just DUDE HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND ITS TREASON THEN LAMO
>>63307096
Didn't Dave Grohl do a shoe-on-head post on /b/ years ago?
>>63308663
why do women do anything? for attention, what's funny is when her dad died a bunch of /b/tards decided to fuck with her on twitter and apparently she was brought to tears
>>63307878
This still blows my mind for so many reasons.
This dude is old enough to remember World War II pretty vividly as a child, has been in the industry for decades, has probably come across thousands of people, played Captain Kirk... And knows what 4chan is.
There's just something so surreal about that to me. I mean I know 4chan is way more famous than it used to be and has been for a while now, but this dude was playing one of fiction's most prolific sci-fi characters when my grandfather was still in his fucking 20's.
>>63307096
memes MEMES memes MEMES memes MEMES memes MEMES
> i gonna keep posting this chick until people start asking why i do
> to which then i will reply
> "its my redditor secret, 4channer xD xD xD"
memes MEMES memes MEMES memes MEMES memes MEMES
>>63307929
anyone have the Zoe Kazan anal greentext?
Trevor Moore but he's hardly famous nay more
Jeff Anderson is confirmed
>>63308751
dumb frogposter
What does it mean? sorry i'm not native english speaker so she would rather eat glass than fuck with a black man?
>>63307765
>All memes aside I wouldn't be surprised if Brendan has found his way to /tv/ by now
TheChamCham literally told memers on imdb to go back to their 4chan thread, so yeah.Hi Brendan we love you
>>63308767
>According to longtime partner Zoe Kazan, Dano is a big fan of anal foreplay. "The first time we had sex, he slipped a pinky in." Kazan admitted. "I was shocked at first, but he sang to me and consoled me. After a few hours of stretching, he asked me if I was ready for 'Dano's dragon'." She exclaimed with a smile. "He eventually loosened me up enough to take one of his 13 inch double sided dragon dildos. We went ass to ass for hours, there was shit everywhere."
>>63308901
Hot af
>>63308857
Pretty much
>>63308924
Why there is no scandal about it?
>>63308218
>loses control over her voice and gets huge eyes and has to break eye contact whenever Jimmy goes off script
Now THIS is autism
>>63308728
It's odd to me, too. Obviously a lot of people just like to blow off steam here, the teens mostly stick to /b/, but overall it's a place where people go to laugh at each others' and outsider's degeneracy while vaguely floating around the original topic of the thread. That he would even bother with social media that isn't television or Facebook at all is pretty out there for someone of his age, much less knowing about the biggest degenerate board on the web.
'Course, the site's extremely open policies and lack of rules + lack of upboating system do make it more interesting. He'd have to decide which questions to answer at face value rather than notoriety influence.
>>63308948
Why would there be?
>>63308470
>>63308218
I didn't notice anything weird about the interview.
>>63308857
fox phoenix 10 only dates black guys!
AW posts on /x/ and /tv/
>>63309295
Hi AW.
>>63309321
H-hi...
I like to post on /tv/ when I'm taking a bathroom break.
>>63309295
You mean Alicia Witt, right? Yeah, I remember that. She was talking about /x/ and spookypasta in some podcast a few years ago and how much she loved 4chan. It made me extra happy when she got that role on Justified.
>>63309348
Cool. I'm literally sitting on the toilet with my laptop smoking a cigarette right now.
>>63308751
This desu
>>63308857
>>63309261
What's going on here
Still waiting for a webm with Rooney being an autist while doing a high five.
>>63309295
Tom Waits was on /x/ once
>>63309453
a cute girl showed love to pol and a bunch of autists found pictures of her with rappers back when she was employed for E! and kept calling her a coalburner in the livestream chat on youtube
it remains a mystery as to why would she go to such lenghts to deny she's a coalburner
>>63309541
elaborate please
>>63309597
He did a q&a in 2013 I think. I'm not sure if he actually goes on /x/ of his own volition or if someone just had a connection and convinced him to come on and answer questions
He's a spoopy spoken word artist and the guy who recorded "what's he building in there?" btw
>>63308888
Not letting these quads go unchecked.
>>63309758
I know who he is, that's why I'm interested. Sounds fascinating but hard to believe though.
>>63309855
Thanks friend, right back at ya!
>>63309898
Found the thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/14688471/#14688471
He recorded some vocaroos for anons which are now all deleted
Of course, it might have just been an impersonator
>>63310164
Wom Taits
He seems like the type of guy who would buy a ranch just so he can ride a horse while browsing on his phone
>>63308485
hello reddit! stick to tarantino, my good chum
Quentin Tarantino here
Alicia Witt has scared me on a few occasions.
I'm fairly sure she was the infamous USC writer lol
>>63307878
>there's a mob mentality there to behave a certain way
You kinda have to give it to him there desu senpai
>>63309898
>that dubs to dubs moment
>>63308888
>>63309855
>>63308588
>Her husband died the year after in the same house
>>63311685
He IS /tv/
>>63307120
>and it's a real fucking shame that they aren't together.
Gosling needed a woman over 40 to spawn autism's final form.
>>63307723
wisspb?
>>63308103
Is it wrong that Ramen Girl is in my Top Ten All Time?
>>63311685
Hi!! Where is your best friend Dan "don't call me that" Schneider?
Gosling keeps posting that beware of the goose photoshopped picture of himself
>>63307878
>see mob mentality on 4chan
>so goes to the circlejerk that is reddit
>>63307878
anyone have his posts ?
>>63307096
/x/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWCeq4rdt3c
>>63307593
sssssshhhhhhhhhh!
>>63312617
Definitely insane.
>>63307096
The Roon deserves an autist of her caliber. I'm not that autistic.
>>63308588
>yfw her mom was the one that killed her
>>63312732
>Definitely insane.
Bluepill detected.
>>63307878
>based Kirk literally irrefutable
C'mon /pol/ tell me how he's wrong because his great grandmother is one sixteenth Jewish or because he dated a nigger in 1968 or once said the Holocaust happened etc.
>>63308038
ITTQOTD?
>>63308714
No shoe but he was in Sydney and timestamped with newspaper and showed us his tits. Good times.
>>63307706
>>63307731
Kek it's fucking anonymous. What do you even have to lose by saying something stupid?
>>63309551
So she's an open racist? Is she still working?
>>63313231
I don't think you understand.
Autism is an actual mental disorder. People with mental health issues do things that people without them usually do not understand.
Dunno if he's been posted, but this goof did a 4chan AMA a few months ago.
>>63308857
Holy fuck that's me haha
>>63313548
>So she's an open racist? Is she still working?
lots of black actors are openly working today
>>63313605
I have two autistic cousins, and their symptoms don't include being afraid to post on an anonymous imageboard
>>63312617
>this fucking girl
>>63311752
looks better than Gal to be quite candid pham
>>63312814
He's right, but you could say the exact same thing about reddit. He didn't because he agrees with the flavor of mob mentality over there.
The difference is 4chan doesn't automatically hide a post if a few people disagree with it. If you want to dispute someone, you have to at least make a post and put skin in the game, not just click a downward facing arrow.
>>63308061
>>63308218
I watched a few interviews of her and she doesn't seem to do what you said, she seemed to spend the right amount of time looking at the person and then looking down, especially while thinking about what to say.
>>63313812
Haha Le ebin meme faggot. Show me your boy pussy
Kiefer Sutherland reporting in
Love you guys
>>63314195
timestamp and show on head or GTFO
>>63314195
What's it like working with Lars?
>>63314114
>If you want to dispute someone, you have to at least make a post and put skin in the game
kek ok anon, this means precisely jack shit. Go post "There's nothing wrong with being black" anywhere on this board and tell me if you see any difference between being downvoted and being buried with stormfag memes.
I'm Paul Dano and I frequent /tv/
>>63314284
The guy is a bit of a stammering buffoon but he obviously knew what he was doing. I've been ordered around by less competent people, for sure.
Tom H. reporting here :-)
>>63314316
The difference is being represented equally and having your comment shown by default. Having people post their thoughts in regard to yours is nowhere near the same as having people passive-aggressively "dislike" you until you get hidden and thrown to the bottom of the thread like some sort of admin-sanctioned stockade treatment.
Conflict between users will exist in almost any environment, the difference is how the conflict is handled. Open discussion, or top comment contest.
>>63307593
>And sometimes Dan threads
underrated post
>>63314349
Oh shit! Why do you choose roles that you always get beat up in?
Jackie Chan here ching chong bing bong
>>63307723
Most definitely bull. But I like the idea.
>>63314561
Because I'm classic
>>63312617
>Mfw Megan Fox talking about Big Foot in Vietnam
holy shit, how great would a movie about Big Foot fighting in 'Nam be?
50 cent here niggers dindu noffing
>>63313841
you got a link?
>>63311752
>>63314109
why is Gal in the background?
>>63314679
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/60925690/
>>63313999
Not all autists are the same. There are quite a few degrees of severity. Remember that asperger is the mildest form (is it even still considered to be autism?).
>>63314463
You're right in theory but moderation is so poor and brigading is so frequent that the ability to post against the hivemind is so useless that it might as well not exist. On reddit disagreeing with the hivemind gets the post hidden, here it just derails the thread.
>>63314808
ayyyy thanks m8
sometimes I post here too but mostly I lurk
>>63314866
I wouldn't call it "useless", as just from experience I've seen in-depth discussions and arguments result from someone posting against the hivemind. Regardless of how many people may post inane replies and reaction images, the fact that each post is displayed in the same line as every other, regardless of how many people like or dislike it, with the only discriminating factor being time, makes this a better system for discussion than reddit.
>On reddit disagreeing with the hivemind gets the post hidden, here it just derails the thread.
Not necessarily "derailing". It can simply spark a discussion different than the subject of the thread. For example, this particular discussion might not what OP had in mind, and yet, people are still able to post about celebrities who browse 4chan while we two talk about something different.
On reddit, this exchange of ideas and perspectives would never exist. In its place would be a contest to see who can come up with the best pun or fictional, zany account.
>>63315166
Good job dumb celebrity #37
Everyone on /tv/ is a celebrity, you're the only one who isn't.
I'm Tom Hardy btw
>>63314138
That's something she would say
>>63315427
You guys appear to utterly despise the industry you work for
>>63307706
>>63307731
>>63313231
>>63313605
>>63313999
I'm not autistic but I am afraid of posting. I usually just lurk. Sometimes I'll try and write a post but I'll reread it to make sure I am being clear. I notice that a lot of posters scrutinize one another for not having a full argument so I like to make sure I am hitting most of the points I want to make. Then by the time I get done doing this, I feel less inclined to actually post the post I had been writing, convincing myself that the point I am making has no value or that I'd just be wasting my time trying to explain something to someone who probably doesn't give a fuck to begin with.
>>63308751
madman going on a ballistic tangent sweet mother mary save me save meeeeee
>>63315651
Look mate its been fun and all that but now you're just rude, aight? You know well enough that you're describing 80% of the user-base of /tv/ an
>>63315568
It's true though, you guys are just blowing shit out of proportion. She's not acting autistic. Akward, perhaps, but not like fucking rain man.
>>63315605
Have you ever worked for and around so many Jews?
>>63315828
Yeah she's not autistic.
Just awkward and introverted.
>>63307921
>>63308588
How is it still not revealed what she died from? I swear some secrets are pretty well kept in Hollywood, like this and the Owen Wilson suicide attempt.
>>63307878
>mob mentality
>choose reddit
well its true you cant really do an AMA style thing on 4chin but thats only because its not heavily moderated. its more about site rules then mob mentality with reddit definitively trumps 4chin both on.
looks like he understands he needs to lurk more before posting though and maybe one day hell figure out how to do them on the sly
also celebs posting and celebs doing amas are different things. while posting celebs would intentionally not want to be know but while doing AMAs (often to promote movies or shit) they want to be known
reddit and 4chin and a lot more different then people think
>>63307975
all women actually like their feet and showing them off as long as they arent deformed or some shit.
they put a lot of work and money into fancy shoes and pedicures. of course liking your feet isnt necessarily the same thing as having a foot fetish
>>63316161
Some Jap author once had an AMA on /a/. It was cool.
>>63311485
That was a "Classic" post you just replied to.
>>63314610
>Not Paul
>>63314754
Underrated as fuck all.
>>63314754
kekkelekek
IF ANYONE ITT IS A REAL CELEBRITY POST PROOF
>>63317214
yeah im him
>>63317214
I'm some famous guy ask me anything!
>>63317214
This guy is a confirmed /b/tard
>>63317214
i know who the phantom menece is
>>63314754
>>63308561
does she have a speech impediment or something?
>>63307973
>patrician
>using reddit
Lol k
>>63317965
slurred speech due to social awkwardness
he used to
>The celebrity news site reveals that Ryder has dyed her hair a bright white color, and has an addiction to online clothes shopping buying thousands and thousands of dollars of clothing which she stores in the many closets of her home unworn with all the tags still on them.
>Those close to Winona reveal that the actress will leave her home the moment that her cleaning staff arrives because she can't stand to speak to them.
>During one rare, and brief public chat Winona reportedly began thrashing two of the former most important people in her life, ex-boyfriend Johnny Depp and best gal pal Gweneth Paltrow.
>Ryder is still angry at Paltrow because she believes that Gweneth talked trash about her over four-years ago on her online blog.
>“Those comments were a huge embarrassment for her,” the pal said.
>As for Johnny Depp, Winona is disgusted by him with his choice of women, mainly taking up with 27-year-old Amber Heard after his break up with Vanessa Paradis.
>“It’s really sad she’s become so vindictive,” the friend continued. “She rarely leaves the house because she hates being around people so much. And she makes sure her housekeepers don’t speak English because that way they are less likely to know who she is.
>“When she was younger, her eccentricities were perceived as cute and quirky, but now she’s just bizarre.”
i-i-is she one of us?
>>63307921
>this movie is never coming out
c'mon Terry
>>63318100
Wait, Fassbender is in that movie too?
Jesus Christ it's like Terry didn't actually want to make a film and just wanted to hang out with based actors.There is another promo pic where she's holding a guitar and it's obvious by the way she's holding it that she doesn't play and it triggered my guitartism and it's seriously putting me off from seeing it
>>63318091
Now that i think about it, there used to be almost daily goop hate threads a while back
>>63307096
Literally Autism: the actress
>>63318091
She's morphed into pretty good mommy material as well.
I blame her insanity at not being able to handle her Jewishness.
>>63318045
Why'd he stop?
>>63318193
pic wher?
>>63318248
he finally got his sticky and went to heaven
>>63317413
based truth
>>63318193
>>63318277
This one?
>>63318376
>supporting the guitar with your hands when you have a strap-on
>>63318277
Here's a particular offender.
Do you see that thing she does with her right hand (laying it almost flat on the body with the fingers spread out, thumb near the strings, fingers curling/almost curling around the body's edge)? For some reason it's what 99% of people that don't play guitar do when they pick one up. No actual guitarists play like that.
>>63318422
yeah i did that when i picked up my chinacaster the first time too.
>>63318376
>>63318422
>Happy one moment
>Autistic the next
BRAVO ROON-ROON.
>>63318376
yeah that one triggers me too
The way the fretboard is worn also triggers me, but that's not her fault, and it could very well be an actual vintage guitar that was worn like that, but it's still weird. I would really like to know the story of that guitar. Was it relic-d later, or was there some absolute madman playing it that refused to play frets 9-12?
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/301209404550836224
C O N F I R M E D
4CHANNER
>>63318623
holy fuck
>>63318422
so qt
>>63318623
>4Chan is the Mos Eisley Cantina of the internet
>>63318606
looks heavily relic-(d), too be candid. like someone took some 40 grit and went to town. 1-8 looks decent but when we get higher up its like whomever did it got bored.
>>63318717
he's not wrong
>>63318748
go to reddit
>>63308103
HAHAH WTF, Nolan is like fml
>>63318717
that is actually a pretty good description.
>>63318767
Okay. I gave this place a second try. Back to reddit.
>>63318100
>cable going inside strap
>>63318623
pic related, the (average) face of /tv/
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CIHeYCy.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>63318717
TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUUTUTUTUTUTTLUUUUUU
>>63318821
That's how you're supposed to do it...
>>63318717
Which board is this guy
>>63313841
I wonder was he here when /hannibal/ went nuts over him
>>63318821
>cable loose and flopping all over
>>63314646
We'll kill it then eat it, take some pictures and post it on facebook.
>>63318885
/pol/
/v/ is Evazan
>>63318885
/d/
>>63318885
hes got chin testies
>>63310796
Nah /tv/ would be way funnier if he posted here
>>63318930
Yeah, haha!
I am thoroughly convinced that Chandler Riggs, kid who plays Carl on TWD is the namefag carl that makes TWD threads every sunday night.
>>63318930
So... /tg/?
>>63317214
I'm andy kaufman, hi
James Gunn did post here just a month ago
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/62454290/
he also said
>there's another popular director who lurk this place.
I'm not going to say names, I'm just going to say the guy is really in touch with his inner child.
>Anothe clue, because yeah it seems too vague.
This guy is a drama queen and had a lot of flops or projects cancelled by studios.
>>63318987
pretty much yeah
>>63319006
kevin
>>63319006
>not using tomorrow style
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be david cameron
>shitposting on a welsh sheep shagging board
>>63319092
back to reddit
>>63319092
>not using photon
Please.
>>63319121
DA FUG
>>63319006
Did you ask him why he made the literal Reddit: The Flick?
>>63314316
I genuinely disagree. I'm a liberal, and I'd rather deal with all these racist conservative dickbag memeposters, than go on reddit post something popular and get my dick sucked right off, or post something unpopular and get burried without a bunch of arrows, never getting an actual response.
At least there's a reasonable chance of having a fair discussion here.
>>63319092
>>63319156
>Not using Midnight Caek
Fucking reddit.
>>63319006
>no proof
dropped
Wes Anderson
Thomas Pynchon
>>63308561
She seems totally normal, wtf.
