On next week's episode of ISIS...
abdul plants an ied but he forgets where
>>63305006
>DESH
>ISIS
>ISIL
why don't these niggers make up they're mind what to call them
>>63305034
and that's where things go ALL WRONG
>>63305006
isnt that rafi from the league?
mohamed forgets to wear his ninja outfit and receives 50 lashes
>>63305006
I love how overproduced ISIS videos are
It's like you can almost heard some kind of voice-over at some point
>>63305045
yeah that shit is getting annoying
>>63305034
>THOOM!
>And you didn't want your mother-in-law to come visit...
>>63305045
>>DESH
Used as a slur for the group
>>ISIS
Islamic state of Syria
>>ISIL
Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant
The last two are used interchangeably.
>>63305122
A Kadourri always pays his debt
>>63305108
>Attenborough will never do a documentary on ISIS.
>>63305161
What's wrong with just calling them Pakis or sandniggers? They're all them anyway.
mohammed gets a letter addressed to just "mohammed" and after realizing its not for him hilarity ensues when he has to find the real mohammed.
>>63305128
>Alright, guys, I know you miss Achmed, but let's welcome our new recruit: Achmed
Every week Achmed dies.
>>63305206
Please do. Camel jockey is also a good one.
>>63305095
Most of the head Daesh guys are actually named Abu.
>>63305244
Abu means brother
Abu Jaja = Brother Jaja
Abu Samir = Brother Samir
Etc.
Not their actual name it's just, dare I say it, a Band of Brothers
>>63305188
>here we see Ahmed preparing to rape this young infidel whore. In his excitement he is unaware of the Brimstone missile locked onto his shitskin face.
>>63305261
>the curry gang
>>63305206
We need to distinguish between those we sponsor, those our close allies sponsor and those not sponsored by anybody on our side.
>>63305218
>can the real Mohammed please stand up
>please stand up
>please stand up
>>63305295
>Pakis
>the other Pakis
They're literally the same.
>>63305161
Nope.
>>ISIS
Islamic State of Iraq and Sham
ISIS central command fly their shiny new flag from the top of their new Headquarters while pondering how American Jets can target their buildings so precisely.
>>63305324
It would get really confusing real fast.
Imagine Obongo giving a speech:
"Fellow Americans, the poor oppressed pakis are under attack from evil pakis. To make everything worse Putler is sponsoring pakis to fight pakis instead of only pakis. We must rally together and support the pakis in face of this pakionslaught."
>>63305385
Which is why there needs to be a genocide and kill them all. The work Paki will then refer to an extinct race of shit skins that couldn't integrate with Western society and values so got what they deserved.
>>63305414
Can't. Putin is already doing that and he's a bad guy, agreeing with him would make Obama lose face.
Thus Obama must defend paki from bad paki.
>malik realises he can't juggle jihad while raising 2 kids as a single father
>abu omar finds out his smart phone was used in an IED without his knowledge
>meanwhile Jamal receives a tempting off from a rival militant group
>The new kid refuses to do his part of the house duties and only want to play videogames
>Can Abu Omar reach this troubled teen and make him a valued member of the community?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2855780/Indian-IS-recruit-goes-home-having-clean-toilets.html
>>63305581
>tensions rise in the camp as the indians refuse to use western style toilets, creating a potential health risk
The gang finds that chanting "Thanks Obama!" makes ammunition caches fall from the sky.
>it's an Obama gets keked by Putin episode
>>63305261
abu means father
>>63305177
KEK
Abdul and Mohammed are tasked with taking a truckload of kebabs to a nearby battalion.
Things go okay until the Remover appears.
Abdullah gets nominated to wear the bomb vest at the next skirmish but he falls in love with an alluring emra'a
>>63305122
Him and Bulldozer should team up, classic hijinx ensue.
will mohammed's eyebrow twitch? will ahmed move a couple of inches to the left? stay tuned for the next episode of ISIS
>amir and abu bakr buy new missiles at a suspiciously low price but things don't quite go as planned
Omar's favorite Yazidi slave wife turns out to be a man trying to stay alive by any means necessary. Can the gang tactfully inform him without the local clerical officer finding out and executing him for apostasy?
>hamid finally hits a tank but none of his colleagues believe him
>the boys compete to be allowed to take Isis-chan to the prom
>she decides that the one that can make the most radical video wins
>new guy joins the team
>way too radical, all the younger terrorists idolizes him
>turns out hes actually a spy
>Abu Jamal needs to dig up the evidence without alienating his old friends
>>63305803
What are you some kind of shitskin expert?
Will Abduls 4 6-year old wives stop seducing him, forcing him to rape them every day? Will Achmet's plan succeed to kill 500 infidels with one pipe bomb, or will it blow (up)? (laughing track)
Find out out in the next episode
>>63306100
yeah i'm paki
> Mohammed opens his new camel burger place "the Allah Snackbar" but finds things dont go to plan when Felicia Day arrives and confuses his customers.
>>63305470
When will people realize Russia is still the priority enemy of USA and vice versa?
The cold war is still going
>>63305385
>Putler
I told you guys that Putin-Hitler cloning project was a bad idea.
![south-park-s05e09c10-terrorist-related-aids-16x9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6cUVotk.jpg "south-park-s05e09c10-terrorist-related-aids-16x9[1].jpg")
>>63305225
>curse the West! Achmed has been martyred!
>those infidels!
>>63305261
>>63305803
Brother would actually be (akh-he)
>>63306169
>Putler
I prefer Abradolf Linkler
Tonight on ISIS,
Mohammed finds a child, but is perplexed as to whether he should shoot it, rape it or both.
Abdul sees Ackmed shot but is unsure how many times to shout "allah ackbar" and is worried that he could give himself away.
Rivalry in the camp! Both Aaftaab and Maalik discover they've been using the same goat with explosive consequences.
Abjul and Amir try out for Syria's got tallent, but they have mixed feelings after the show as they can't tell wether the audience exploded with excitement, or Amir accidentally set of his car bomb insead of phoning him mum to tell her the good news. Find out next time!
Yusuf finds out only 5,000 of them are supposed to survive according to the prophecy and won't shut up about it.
"I'm just saying... has everyone always known this? Why do we keep making victory reels if everyone in the editing room but me is thinking about how we're going to lose in the end anyways? I'm not saying Allah isn't great but how is this not incredibly demoralizing for everyone? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here!"
Durka is caught fapping to a Miley Cyrus video so hilarious consequences follow as he is tied to the back of a truck and dragged at high speed for 50 miles until all his skin has been ripped off.
>>63305045
>ISIS
>ISIL
>DESH
>DESHI
>BASHARA BASHARA
Zacarais was never circumcised, and he must keep that fact hidden during penis inspection day.
Despite shitting himself on the plane and shouting ALLAHU AHKBAR as it was about to land Moneeb successfully infiltrates the UK disguised as an innocent victimised refugee
Someone should write a miniseries that makes them look like idiots it would be really funny to see them get asshurt that they aren't taken seriously.
>This week can Al-Shari gather up the nerve to ask Fatima to The ISIS Winter Jamboree.
>>63306460
There is actually a comedy show in the city of Kobane, that parodied ISIS during them sieging the city..
>Bilal realises that he needs to check his Arab privilege after he is reprimanded for committing micro-aggressions against the african recruits
>>63306347
>DURKA DURKA
>>63306302
Rasheed.
>louis theroux arrives in raqqa for his new ISIS special
>abdul is suspicious and confronts louis on whether he is a jew or not and is left unsatisfied by louis' evasive answers
>things reach boiling point when louis implies that ISIS fighters aren't real mujahideen and the jihad is "more like a soap opera"
>the gang gets revenge by making louis run the ISIS training course which almost kills him
>>63305006
Muhammad gets confused in a battle and ends up in a YPG group. To avoid detection he tries to fit in despite not speaking a word of Kurdish and shouting Allahu Akhbar at inappropriate moments.
/diy/
How to move in Europe, get welfare and then kill some infidels.
>>63306347
kek
>>63305006
The gang bombs a cancer ward!
With special guest... BRENDAN FRASER?
>Guest-starring CIA as small guy
Guest Starring Ben Affleck
>>63307939
>Guest Starring Ben Affleck
I kek'd.
>>63308482
>I cu.cked
You cu.cked what?
>>63305980
whos giving these cockheads TOW missles?
>special guest star Bin holla fo allah Afflecki as Abu jerseyshore jihadi
>after meeting up with his cousin in raqqa a fast talking city slicker throat slicer from the great satan has trouble dealing with the slow pace
of the new caliphate
Ached decides to invest in camels
>>63305113
norwegian media names it all IS. makes hating ez
>>63308745
Well you tried atleast.
>>63308610
If I told you you wouldn't believe it :)
>>63305006
isis members revisit some of the original Star Wars sets.
Why are those wacky dunecoons always so goofy, what sandy shenagians will they be up to next
>>63306153
and who says we have to support the USA in this "cold war" ?
>>63307062
ISIS training course is meant to kill you though
>>63306288
kek'd hard
