>This is the supposed to be the new Yoda
>"Well Yoda was 900 years old huh? Well this new character is 1000 YEARS OLD!! How do you like those apples!"
>>63299914
maz kanata is the key to all this
my mfw when
>>63299955
mmw?
>>63299955
That's who the nigress is playing? Her voodoo voice coming out of that is going to be too funny.
>>63299914
>new Yoda
she looks more like a smart techie engineer sidekick than a jedi master
Damn, imagine the mindset of someone that has a 1000 years. Would this being even care about the world at all or would care most because has been living in it for so long?
>>63299914
>yfw they cut out almost all her screentime because the actor/character were shit
>>63299914
Jew Jew is a fucking HACK.
Literally makes a ripped off Boba Fett
Literally makes a ripped off Darth Vader
Literally makes a ripped off R2-D2
Literally makes a ripped off Han Solo
Literally makes a ripped off Yoda
This fucking faggot jew is fucking massive shit head. What an unoriginal fuck.
>>63300099
![Mwv17dS[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Jc1izce.gif "Mwv17dS[1].gif")
>>63299966
>>63300043
I saw that article too. They were saying it was hard for her to connect to the character due to it being completely cgi was she wasn't delivering. First it comes out Ridleys acting was hollow, then Abrams was afraid to show the movie to execs, now this. But at least they are oh so progressive with their casting choices :^)
>>63300164
He's trying to make pottery but is unable
>>63300196
What I don't understand about that is, did no one think to do some screen tests with it before going in whole hog?
![American+Psycho+angry[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IMIWSg3.png "American+Psycho+angry[1].png")
>>63300099
>>63300022
>>63299955
>>63300246
no becauseits gonna be great
>>63299992
Lupita N'yongo iirc
>>63300043
>>63300196
>>63299914
desu she looks much better than fucking retarded looking yoda
>>63300290
It's gonna be great
>silly alien CG character
>instead of getting someone with experience in voice acting/puppetry/etc. like Frank Oz had, they use someone famous for being in a serious, Academy Award-winning drama film
>hiring somebody who is a fan of Star Wars to direct a Star Wars movie
BLEW IT. Especially when it's a shit director like Abrams.
>>63299955
lmao what the fuck.
>>63299914
>>63299955
Looks like Anakin was sprayed with sulfuric acid after the pod race.
>>63299914
OC DONUTSTEEL
>>63300562
JJ on an interview, "i didnt want to do starwars, i wanted to watch it"
The Jewish Elite in a JJ flashback, "JJ you must do stahwahs so we can create many shekels. make sure you promote race mixing and feminism so we can weaken the white man even more than we have !"
JJ back at the interview, "but then i thought i could do the best job"
>>63300022
If it is lucky it will have a mind like a song bird and can't remember much. Like it can only remember the past 30 years. The only things it remembers from before that are what it tells itself to remember. So, it is simply retelling stories memories when it remembers.
>The old Death Star could destroy a planet, huh? Well this new Death Star can destroy a whole solar system! How do you like them apples!?
>>63300164
>implying star wars was original in anyway
they fuckin named the character after a sergio mendes song, unfortunately one that the black eyed peas later covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrZBiqK0p9E
>>63300164
HACKJOB
This movie is going to be decent and you're all going to fucking hate it.
>>63300982
>and you remember yoda? how he was 900 years old? well guess what, our yoda is 1000 years old! Suck on that Lucas, BOOM
>>63300985
Except the OT was original faggot. Just because you can find one frame of some obscure movie that resembles one frame in trilogy doesn't mean that it was completely unoriginal.
>>63301010
it'll probably be the 2nd best of the 7, and it's not going to be great by today's standards, and everyone here is going to meme hard.
>>63300927
Nice meme there on the image friend.
Also, yeah, I imagina that a completely biological being that lives that old won't be able to remember shit, definitely not the first decades of life, probably not the first centuries too.
>>63301041
shut up faggot george lucas is a hack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_sources_and_analogues
star wars is for autistic faggots
get over it
>>63301041
>hidden fortress
>one frame
>obscure movie
>>63301041
>Except the OT was original faggot.
He was sued and lost over copying samurai flicks. You're really out of your element, kid.
>>63301010
Gonna be worse than phantom menace
>>63301072
yea seriously this has to be bait
what a retarded faggot
>>63301101
I doubt it.
>>63300985
No gives a shit about that flick, pleb.
>>63300301
>Lupita N'yongo
>Lupita O'bongo
>Laquisha Obongo
>>63301130
um ok hahaahhaha
nice buzzword
pleb
do you even know what that means?
im a pleb for not liking star wars?
hahhahaha dont you have school tomorrow?
i hear you get pizza on fridays
>>63301010
You mean everyone's going to like it but pretend to dislike it because of the herd mentality here and the potential for memes.
looks like a little kid with some kind of rare skin disease
>>63301142
Wow youre fun-ny
>>63301224
Guardians of the Galaxy all over again.
>>63301224
Its going to be a 6/10 movie that everyone will beat off to and say its amazing. then in 3 years everyone will say it sucks ass and the prequels were better. just like fallout 4
>>63301224
Sounds much better than pretending to like it so you can get "nerd" points on facebook 2bh
>>63301299
I'm guessing it will be 6/10 story with 10/10 visuals and 11/10 audio. It will be a proper romp and worth 20 bucks to see.
>>63300246
Not at all. The Oscars was the whitest place JJ ever visited and goddamn it, that has to change.
>>63301339
>that friend that's disappointed you don't like Doctor Who and Walking Dead
Yeah, I know what you mean.
>>63301351
agree with the first part.
>>63301339
>he has to pretend to like space fantasy movies for children to fit in with his friends
Get new friends dude.
>>63301377
lets be honest dr.wut is garbage for people who want to feel patrician and get "nerd points", as someone mentioned b4
>>63300982
Looks like a Sun Crusher.
>>63301449
most doctor who episodes dont even make sense. it's just some guy acting like a spaz while random weird shit goes on in the background
>>63301585
>Looks like a Sun Crusher.
Nigga get your eyes checked.
>>63301628
You should get your eyes checked.
>>63301615
for real that show sucks but society today is obsessed with wanting to seem like they like nerdy shit so that they can impress others
"like hey guys im not as cool as i seem, i like star wars and the avengers, im a nerd lmao"
looks like a Disney/furry/anime character
>>63301005
I wish in that one scene chewy and han just start dancing to disco thrusting their penises singing WOOP WOOP
>>63300099
I want one.
>>63301694
Nigga get your eyes checked.
>>63300099
ayy lmao
>>63299955
thats fuckin retarded, the concept art was better in every possible way
>>63300985
Only the first draft resembles hidden fortress. I'm guessing you've never actually watched hidden fortress.
>>63300099
man, no matter how obviously fake it is, ayylium shit always freaks me the fuck out.
>>63301941
It might even been the treatment not the draft. But either way the first star wars movie changed so many times during rewrites.
>>63301941
that was just ONE example
stop getting hung up on the photo i used you autists
read this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_sources_and_analogues
>>63302005
I wasn't the guy who said about the still. But I've read the treatment and scripts for star wars and I own The hidden fortress.
>>63299914
It looks like they JUST'd Yoda's shit up
>>63301805
yeah great idea man I really like this idea.
>>63302045
alright you guys dont seem to get over the hidden fortress shit
i shouldve never used that photo because you autistic mother fuckers cant stop mentioning that ONE FUCKING EXAMPLE
theres plenty of evidence to support my claim that lucas is as much of a hack as abrams (if not more of a hack) so stfu about the hidden fortress and read the facts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_sources_and_analogues
jesus fucking christ
no wonder they killed him off
the guys off his rocker
>>63301010
It's going to be critically acclaimed and become one of the biggest box office hits of all time.
However, when the dust settles people will realize it's shit, and grumble how much that big cinematic dick stretched their hopes with a wink and a smile.
And soon after they'll be back for more.
>>63299914
>Finn the new Luke
>Kylo the new Vader
>Poe the Han
>Rey the new Leia
>BB the new R2
>??? the new 3P0
>??? the new Chewie
>??? the new Lando
>>63302143
Kek at that webm
>how do you feel that this guy is replacing you as the new Han of the trilogy
>fuck this fucking nigger REEEEEE
>>63302325
Kylo's also a fan of Revan.
>>63302325
>Rey is the new Luke
>Finn is the new Han
>Poe isn't significant enough to be labeled a new anything;_;
![La.Grande.Bellezza.2013.720p.BluRay.x264-EbP.mkv_snapshot_00.09.48_[2014.02.16_20.48.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nVnyAEM.jpg "La.Grande.Bellezza.2013.720p.BluRay.x264-EbP.mkv_snapshot_00.09.48_[2014.02.16_20.48.34].jpg")
>>63302143
>>63302325
Finn is more like the new Leia.
He gets his shit wrecked in the end and Rey lives him behind to go to Luke.
>>63302350
Too bad normies don't even know he exists.
Also forgot to mention
>Maz the new Yoda
>Han the new Obi Wan
>Phasma the new Fett
>Hux the new Kabbel
>Snoke the new Emperor (or just a clone of the Emperor lel)
>???? the new Jabba
>Luke is the new ????
>Leia is the new ????
>??? are the Ewok replacements
>planet ???? is the Endor replacement
>>63301095
>He was sued and lost
>lost
>>63302456
kotor was a pretty popular game. A ton of "normies" knows he exists.
>>63302456
>Disney destroys EU to copy it's ideias
It's depressing anon.
>>63302656
If they know he exists they're not normies.
>>63299914
Joke is on you.
SPOILERS AHEAD, BIG TWEEEST
Yoda wasnt from a Yoda's species as described in the prequels. Yoda was just a regular human affected by hundred of years of midichlorians and force use. Just like the dark force corrupts physically the sith, the force mutates humans into Yoda like life forms.
This is in fact, the leaked pic of Luke Skywalker. There are no posters of him because they dont want to ruin the surprise. The picture of Luke dressed as Jedi was just a fake released by the studio. Luke is a cgi puppet.
>>63302675
Well, what do you expect?
They don't stand to make much money off the EU, so they make their own donut steel canon to exploit anew.
The only issue is that it sets a precedent that cheapens anything Disney endorses. 50 years from now, some other mega corporation might own Star Wars and purge Disney's EU for its own canon. So why even bother taking an interest in SW, or one beyond just watching the flick?
>cast actress with no mocap experience
>hide this woman voted most beautiful in the world behind cgi in the first place
>constantly nostalgia/manchildren pander about 'muh practical effects! muh old ways of doing things! muh legacy!' before designing another ridiculous cgi alien
>also the design of every other alien in the new cantina scene actually surpasses the hideous one you came up with the major character of the new trilogy
>>63302717
Maz is confirmed female and is played by a female actress, Lupita Nyongo.
>>63300687
kek
>>63301005
Again, it's like stanzas in a poem. Every film kinda resembles the previous one. It's like repetition.
Why get some girl in her 20's without hardly any acting experience to play someone 1,000 years old it's completely idiotic. Imagine this role played by Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Angela Landsbury, Helen Mirren...
>>63302456
>>Luke is the new ????
Obi-Wan i presume
>>63301805
>Dance off, bro, me and you
>>63301351
>worth 20 bucks to see
>3rd world countries
>>63301041
great artists steal, bruh. and lucas copied a lot from the searchers, flash gordon, etc
>>63301376
Yeah, and he loved Attack the Block (because he's a fucking idiot) and just HAD to have the black guy from it.
>>63302723
I think it's more likely that if people even care about film in fifty years they're going to wonder why the fuck they were making so many fucking reboots like this.
>>63299955
>how do you like those apples?
That must be the most retarded expression, america
>>63304906
Yet you know it.
t. resident of a relevant nation
>>63300099
ayy lmao that's scary
>>63302717
I have just read this post, and I can confirm that it is 100% correct.
>>63301005
Poetry.
>>63299955
if it means bone less nigger on screen, then I'm all for this character design.
>Yoda 900? Maz will be 1000!
>a planet destroyer? how about a STAR SYSTEM destroyer!!!
>one beam lightsaber? CROSSGUARD LIGHTSABER BOOM!
>R2D2? how bout DYSON BB-8!
>racially homogeneous cast? how bout sum ETHNIC MINORITIES!
I just watched a marathon of Star Wars. Tell me why do C3PO and R2D2 not recognize the name skywalker at the beginning of Episode 4. They don't even seem to react to the name Obi Wan Kenobi. Was that lazy writing in the prequels or is there an explination? Same with R2 meeting Yoda on dagobah as well.
>>63307172
senator organa has their minds wiped at the end of 3
are you blind
>>63299914
Looks like Alvin the chipmunk on chemo
Everythinga about this movie so far looks just as shit as th prequels.
>>63307178
I must've missed this. Was it just one line of dialogue to explain it? Sure does explain them being on the ship at the beginning. I'm a fucking idiot.
>that fucking ball is going to be the jar jar
you guys ready for some comic relief xD!!!1
>>63307203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8J2l0XQG0g
first 15 seconds of this video senpai
>>63300985
Voiced by the most beautiful woman in the world!
>>63299955
Looks like a fucking talking orange
>>63307214
I think it may take the place of R2's comedic parts where he's kicked, zapped etc. The Time Magazine pic of R2 makes him look experienced and battle-worn. I think he'll play a more serious role, as in he won't act up as much, and that will all fall to BB8.
>>63307222
Thanks for that. I remember during this scene I was chatting to my friend how the ship design is changing to the classic style. Easily missed it.
>>63303816
It's actually around 2-3 bucks here.
>>63307172
I think R2D2 is the only one that remembers. He recognized Obi-Wan and played the entire message to the right person.
>>63299955
>Turns out: little monkey fella
I'm getting more and more depressed that I'm gonna be dragged to this movie by someone.
>>63299914
Why the fuck would this stupid alien know so much about jedi's and the force?
>>63307421
>mfw steve calls up karl this time and tells him this thing could be his brother
So they're basically remaking the OT. Do you think the masses will call bullshit, or will they love it for that exact reason?
>>63299914
That thing looks like my nutsack
>>63300043
>>63300196
She sounds good in the trailers though. What's your point? If that article's even true (which I doubt, since the only article mentioning this doesn't have any sources at all), then they just cut the shit parts out to make the movie better.
