the main character of your favorite movie is now 80's Prime Jackie Chan
>Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Not much changes, and that's a good thing.
Jackie Chan as Luke Skywalker?
YO ADRIAN, I DON'T WANT NO TRABBLE
It wouldn't make any historical sense, but I wouldn't mind seeing him in Ravenous.
Nakatomi Tower just got a lot more goofy.
>>63292578
lol barry lyndon
>"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
>"PREASE I WANT NO TRABBLE MUHNIGGA"
>>63292578
>The Big Lebowski
Fucking fund it.
>>63293071
how much for time machine, boss?
>goodfellas
oh boy this is gonna be good
>Eyes Wide Shut
Okay I really want to see him escape the Illuminati sex party.
this would only work if michelle yeoh, sammo hung, and yuen biao played The Plastics
>>The Iron Giant
Not sure if Hogarth or the Giant is the main character but it's gold either way.
>>63293978
>Yu stey, I goh. No forrowin
Jackie Mclane in Die Hard 3 or 1
>tfw my favorite movie is a Jackie Chan movie
Holy shit.
>>63294243
oh shit nigga,
>King Kong
Well, at least it will probably be funny
>>63294276
Ann or the Ape himself?
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith.
ROTS was pretty much a martial arts movie anyway
>Ghost in the Shell
I'm okay with this except now there are no boobs involved. And it would seem strange for a presumably male-ish AI to breed with Jackie Chan. Or is it?
Training Day
>>63294311
anakin, sheev, or obi wan?
It'd turn Taxi Driver into an old school kung fu movie...not bad
I want a reboot of mortal kombat with old jackie chan playing a worn out liukang
>>63294326
I considered Obi-Wan the main character.
>Don't try it Anakin. I don want no trouble.
>Ferris Buellers day off
But he doesn't want any trouble. I dont think it would work.
>>63294406
I can just imagine the wackiness of the final fight, anakin and jackie fighting over a lightsaber
>Edward Scissorhands
FUND IT
>>63294431
Cameron's the real main character, Bueller's just more active.
>>63294431
>prease cameron! I said we won get into trabble
>>63294444
>he waz pattadat hol Yare thin
>>63294289Hong Kong
>>63294661
King Kong basically used Drunken Fist in King Kong vs Godzilla, so it fits
>>63294492
>>63294498
I think the scene where he's trying to run home would be really good though.
>>63294744
that would be amazing
>>63292578
>Falling Down
>Starring Jackie Chan
I can't see that working
>>63294744
i want this NOW
>>63292858
Everyone else on the poster is so fucking surprised to see Jackie Chan.
>Butler: (answering door) Yes?
>Indiana Chan: Iss abou time! You gonna to leavuh us estanding on a doestep awe day? Weuh dwenched!
>sneezes on the butler
>Indiana Chan: Now uhlissun uhto me, I've gone and caughta sniffa!
>Butler: Are you expected?
>Indiana Chan: Don take tat tone with me my good man! Now butter off and ter Baoron Brunward dat Lor Crerence MurDonard and his lovely assistan
>Grabs Elsa
>Indiana Jones: are here to view da tapestries
>Butler: Tapestries?
>Indiana Jones: The old man is dennz, this uh a castle isn it? Dere are tapestries
>Butler: This is a castle and we have many tapestries, and if you are a Scottish lord then I am Mickey Mouse!
>Indiana Jones: How dare he?
>Karates the shit out of the butler
>>63295847
GOD PLEASE MAKE THIS REAL
>I don wan any more trubbu. We can riv!
Drive
>>63292578
>Tombstone
>OK Corral scene
>I don't want no trabbleIt works
children of men
10mn longshot of jackie dodging bullets holding a baby
>prease mr Chigurh , i dun wan no trouble
>>63292578
>annie hall
arvy singersama
I picked a good day to love bond
>Jackie the Barbarian
that would be, kinda okay
I guess
>>63292578
NAME 10 THINGS THAT ARENT JACKIE CHAN
1 TRABBLE
https://youtu.be/k3pltmw6cmI?t=18s
>>63294243
>INNA-GADDA-DUH-VEDA-HUH-NEI
>>63294220
Drunken Master > Legend of the Drunken Master
>>63294243
>Chanhunter
I don't know why Bruce Lee gets more hype. Jackie Chan did better movies overall.
>>63295240
maybe if he is prendergast
>>63297810
Bruce Lee has more mythos surrounding him i guess.
>>63297810
Died young
Same as Senna
>>63297808
Make it
The Good, the Bad and the Jackie.
> There are two kinds of men in this world. Those who don't want trabbu and those who make a mexican standoff with ladders.
Maybe stunts would be a bit better but that's about it.
>>63297810
He was the first. And the death thing helped.
I prefer Jackie, too.
>>63297997
Don't be talking about Senna like that, yo. That motherfucker was too good for Brazil.
>>63298571
The bonesaw fight would be even better
>Jackie Chan of Arabia
Couldnt figure out why they kept calling him English.
>>63292605
muh nigga
>>63298625
I have nothing but love for Senna, but he wasn't the greatest racing driver of all time
I like a show...
Would he be Rick Moranis or The Icebox in Little Giants?
>>63298889
Truth.
No chan CIA oc yet? I'm disappointed /tv/
>>63298971
That's not a picture of Fangio, anon
>>63298889
>>63298625
I don't know family, intentionally getting into an accident at the first turn to win without even having to race is kinda bullshit to me m80
Picture ET karate chopping the shit out of the FBI during the third act. Holy shit, that's raw as fuck.
>>63299058
Fuckin right its not.
>>63292578
I... I don't know
fuuuck
More booze, more bullshit, more butt kicking
>>63292578
Makes Gran Tourino really odd and somehow more racist
>>63299250
Jackie in a pig suit, no one even questions it
>>63299250
>everything is the same, but babe suddenly has a thick cantonese accent
that would be fucking hilarious
Jackie Chan as Captain Ron
>My Own Private Idaho
>Jackie plays a gay prostitute travelling through America to find his mom.
Blockbuster material.
Jackie replaces all three characters
>>63299421
he can't be the bad. neither the ugly.
Godzilla, Mechagodzilla, or my Waifu?
Which one?
>>63299735
rufus 2bh
>>63299735
Bill was a bit more level-headed so probably him. Plus, he's the only one to have anything resembling a fight scene.
>>63292812
Kekaroony.
Toy Story... Um...
>>63293936
>sammo hung in a a pink dress
>>63298765
>BONESAW is ready
>jackie is also ready
>>63297772
>Drunken Master > Legend of the Drunken Master
You're jus asking for trabble.
>>63295847
I love it
>>63298889
Prost > Senna
>>63300517
>Ant-Man
Immensely better.
>>63300760
Oh my God, this
Didn't he say he wanted to be iron man
>>63294406
>>63294444
>Obi Chan Kenobi parkours his way to get the high ground
Jackie Chan CIA meme when?
>>63297222
>Channie Hall
>>63292578
>Fellowship of the Ring
>the MC is now Jackie Chan, replacing Samwise (we all know he was the real MC)
Well I guess...I dunno, what changes?
>>63301049
Well with LOTR we have to make the whole cast chinese now
>>63301049
We-a did it, mistah furodo, we trury ah da rord of ringus
the mummy
